ITT: Poorly describe a discography and other anons guess the artist

>i'm like Drake but i actually sing and i'm extremely depressed by how much i love to party
>the same album again but happier
>the same album again but moodier
>here's my actual debut album that people forgot about
>lmao i'm still depressed as fuck but the biggest song in this one is unironically the happiest one
>okay let's mix a bunch of songs i wrote together and put them in the same album, also i'm big now
>i'm depressed again because she broke with me
>Holy shit i finally could mixed everything that i am and like in one album without being bloated or inconsistent, cannot wait to tour for thi- Corona what?

gecs

I think Bowie released considerably more than just 5 albums (Or 4 albums and an EP)

>I'm like Cyndi Lauper but bad
>okay i'm not a bad girl anymore i'm a sex goddess
>i love my dad and my husband so much
>feminist and christianity... believe or not is better that it sounds like
>hmm maybe if i came back to sing about sex explicitly people would still love me
>it somehow worked so let me do that again
>hey this new style of music everyone is doing seems interesting, maybe i can do something similar to-
>SIKE, here's a bunch of random dated ass corny dance anthems
>first world problems: the album
>holy shit maybe i can still do good music
>okay let's make one or 2 good songs and put the rest as an album
>did this even came out?
>How are you doing fellow kids?
>How are you doing fell- how is Springsteen more popular than i am?

>LOUD LOUD LOUD
>LOUDER
>LOUDEST
>TURN THIS SHIT UP LOUD
>FUCK YOU LOUD B SIDES
>TIME TO GET LOUD
>WE'RE BACK AND WE'RE LOUD AND PROUD

Easy, Madonna

>whooah yeah rockin hard
>still rockin hard but with some Tolkien influence
>going a little overboard with the fantasy shit now
>dystopian future where we can't rock, in SPACE
>more fantastic tales this time with moog
>how few songs can we fit on a full-length album?
>alright back to basics, maybe get some songs on the radio
>yeah, that was a good formula, let's do it again
>we're a synthesizer band now
>moar synths!
>even moar synths!!!
>let's dial it back a bit, clean guitars can be cool after all
>let's dial it back even more, rock is coming back
>yo!
>we alt now/heavier
>back to rocking hard, life is good
>spoke too soon about life being good
>if religion is so good, why does the world suck?
>steampunk concept album as last hurrah

Car Seat Headrest?

Oasis?

Nope

autistic prog to autistic pop

Genesis?

>my last band's whole schtick was to push limits and to break all the rules of music, but we were fake as shit and never did that, so I'm actually gonna try and do it this time.
>didn't push the limits hard enough, lets do it even more
>okay lets go even further, melody is dumb anyway
>okay that was too much, lets do some dance music now
>turns out we're more successful when we aren't experimental, let's do a straight up radio rock album
>alright lets dance again
>more bland dance music, are people even still listening to us?
>okay lets do the same boring shit for one more album and then end this
>alright it's been 20 years, lets do our original sound but way worse
>turns out we did one more album after this too, did the user making this post listen to it? I don't think so

>Hell yeah summer is so cool, also does anyone know how to record drums without them clipping?
>The world is a bit wierd but at least summer's still alright I guess, btw we fixed the drums
>FUCK THIS GAY EARTH, FUCK EVERYONE, but its cool that we got a big name producer... who made our album sound like it was recorded on a steel plate
>You know what fuck it, I'm gonna do some spiritual singing shit and maybe rap and then let's call it a day
BONUS ROUND
>It's our last show, so let's make the audience collectively orgasm at the same time

>shit tons of EPs and Mixtapes about how much i do love to party
>debut album about how much i love to party, also i might have sex with you ;)
>Holy shit i'm popular now for appearing as a feauture in random songs
>Hahaha you thought this was going to be your conventional pop album but no
>hey... i... i still can be had some charting hits, right?
>Well you know what? Fuck pop music, i like to be popular among hipsters and teens that are too cool for that shit, let me write about how much i love to be experimental
>shit corona ruined my tour so here you have an album about how horny i am, also lol the sound of the future

charli

yep

>passable post-hardcore record
>WHAT WTF HOW IS THIS THE SAME BAND?

>Hey guys what if we sound like New Found Glory but edgier and angrier?
>Okay what if this time we try to sing about how depressed we are while teaching our lead singer how to sing this time?
>Hey guys i heard that we got really popular now so what if we try to mix our style with some poppier melodies and call one of those hip hop producers to mix our album?
>Holy shit it worked, not let's do that again but even more variated, better produced an... what do you mean people hate it?
>Hey guys, rock music isn't dead, we know this cuz we are back and here we wrote a bunch of pop songs with pro tools
>Lmao it sold well so let's do it again but mix hip hop with it
>Okay but what if we mix every single genre that has been popular for the last 7 years if we can still be trendy? Maybe something in the near future will make this sounds advanced for it's time

this qualifies for almost every hot topic core band from the mid 2000s

they're not that

FOB?

got it

>Hey guys, this is our debut album, this will be our best one.
>Time to go into my miserable sex life
>Hey, let's copy the cover of our first album.
>everyone acts like this one doesn't exist
>sell out album
>this one's ok
>Funee doggie hehe
>Wait, are we getting good again?
>Shitty B-sides
>Hey guys, here's another decent album
>Looks like we're a good band again
>Fuck you, our worst record
>Fuck you, covers album
>We don't even know anymore
>Hey, looks like we're becoming good again

based

what the fuck did you said about Maladroit?

>essentially my old band but now it's just me singing
>everyone loves a double album
>guys I've been practicing my songwriting
>guys we're not musicians, we're artists
>and here's our grammy to prove it
>straight up dad rock
>dad rock 2
>you know what's better than creativity? consistency
>literally putting out music just so we can tour
>even we think we're no longer relevant
>the quiet one

>I play the guitar. Wanna have sex?
>hahaha, I’m so high right now
>lol, wanna see how good my vocal range is?
>my throat hurts :(
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...... but also kinda sad :(
>*incoherent screaming*
>SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>guys, don’t go, I just want to have sex
>I’m gonna die, aren’t I? :(

>FUCK THIS FUCKING WORLD I HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD AHHHHH
>FUCK THIS FUCKING WORLD I HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD AHHHHH part 2
>We have a girl in the band
>We have a girl in the band part 2
>Wow this one's really good
>I hate this record and I won't let you hear it >:(
>Cool bunny
>Cool bunny part 2
>ohhhh this one's real spooky
>our final album, it's a long one.
>Sike, comeback record!
>Guys let's make another 2 hour long record
>Woah, let's do the same thing, but with more aggression
>Let's do the same thing, but with more chill
>yellow

FLEX THE MUSCLES

you're right

>One 80s hit but its not from the 80s.
>The great and underrated follow up.

you forgot about the ep you retard

>We had our huge hit in the 80s with this
>"Little darling please dont cry" about the follow up.
>Our Guitar player left for no reason, also this is album is about the cold war
>Alright we have to kick the singer out because alcoholism. Also our guitar player came back again.
>Who has even listened to this
>The album art is cool but who has even listened to this
>Random covers and b sides Vol 1
>Random covers and b sides Vol 2
>Lets do a sound track for a nature doccumentary! Also couple songs for a video game.
>Its just the singer and keyboardist now we better hire some session musicians and by session muscians I mean different musicians for every single track. Also wtf is that Tony Levin?
>Lets be an actual band now, also Im not crediting the ACTUAL producer of this album.
>Revenge of the ACTUAL producer, kicks singer out, gets original singer back. Also our guitar player came back again.
>The title of this comes after Gamma
>We've been a band for 30 years now, so lets come out with a CD/DVD album. DVD is behind the scenes look at the album
>Our guitar player left again, what the fuck. Also, our last album to this day.

rush

i don't know who they are but you couldn't be any more wrong

No. Dude Rush nevee changed singers or guitar players the fuck?

Public Image Limited, fuck the first three albums are so good and so is Commercial Zone.
Michael Gira and The Swans

I'll do one, gonna leave out most of the discography though
>dude synthpop but angry lmao
>dude loud guitars lmao
>dude the best album of the nineties lmao
>dude ambient lmao

>zoomer lorde
>lmao i'm the biggest face in the world right noe xd

Rush

Rush

>Cringe adult content
>Cringe child content
>Gracefully forgotten

Yeah this is Rush. I love Rush and this made me kek

Rush

Sorry o_o

>dude beer lmao
>please take us seriously
>dude drugs lmao
>dude way too many drugs and way too much alcohol
>dude pop music lmao
>dude pop music lmao
>dude drugs again
>dude reverb
>we officially suck now
>who gives a shit
>who gives a shit
>who gives a shit

Metallica

>listens to guns n roses while reading the communist manifesto once
>ah shit now I'm sad fuck liberals btw
>Born To Die. World Is A Fuck. Kill Em All. I Am Trash Man. 410,332,465 Dead Cops.
>We ought to be a bit more optimistic innit lads
>that Ok Computer album was pretty good innit btw we're filling stadiums now
>we don't like stadiums here's some lofi shit
>the 80s were pretty cool innit lads synths rule
>listens to guns n roses while reading the communist manifesto part 2
>World Is A Fuck part 2
>damn stadiums were sorta cool after all
>fuck it here's some acoustic stuff
>I Fucking Love Europe Krautrock Rules I Wanna Fuck A Synth
>Listens to guns n roses while reading the communist manifesto part 3: diet low calory version

Manics

Nobody wants to take a guess?

no

yes

Passion Pit EZclap

Ugh... Rush? I heard they're popular in this thread

Weeknd?

>First rap rock album?
>HOLY SHIT THIS PRODUCTION
>ok so now you guys take us seriously
>Album title references the first one
>Time to get weird
>oh hey this thing exists
>instrumental record
>Where the fuck is part one?

yeah

mgmt

>this one doesn't count
>one big song
>DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DRAG LMAOOOOO
>One of the greats
>DUUUUUUUUUDE SPACE LMAOOOO
>Iconic album cover
>this one exists, I think
>WHAT EVER YOU DO, DO NOT LOOK AT THE FULL ALBUM ART
>Time to get soulful
>Cocaine time!
>My best Album
>Another iconic album cover
>this is a trilogy now
>You kids like new wave?
>Title track's good
>Uh oh this one isn't good
>I'm a goblin now
>oh god, this has gone too far!
>cool title
>soundtrack to a tv show I've never heard of
>everyone says this one's underrated, dunno haven't heard it
>drum n bass time
>What is this album cover?
>I'm a demon now hehe
>OH GOD WHY IS IT ANIME AAHHHHHHH
>Comeback record
>Guess it's time to die

Bowie

>le epic mellotron prog
>that but worse
>weird jazz
>jazz but horny lyrics
>lets add a violin guy and a caveman
>lets remove the caveman
>remove the violin guy as well
>fuck it we are done
>wait we are bad and its three faggy new wave music this time
>dinosaur
>horseshit
>oh and fuck my bandmates i wont let these bastards stay for more than a few seconds
>weird videos on youtube with trophy wife

this couldn't possibly be king crimson considering poseidon is better than the debut in every way.

oh its not king crimson at all. I was describing kanye west

Yes but I suppose that's pretty obvious at this point.

Only had to read the first two lines to know it's Weezer.

Slint?

tweez is not a "passable post-hardcore record". it's better than spiderland and i hope you kill yourself.

>Dungeons and dragons with copious amounts of drugs
>It's not a phase mom
>Party time with the boys
>I'm a femboy now
>Tfw Fantano 1/10
>Slowing down songs at the end makes them better
>Just like the name HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (It's pretty decent)
>OoOoOoOoOoO
>Egregiously horny rn
>This album sucks dick holy fuck it's bad

blur

>kinda ok ep
>groovy and full of bass
>we are pretentious fags now
>same as the last one but now we follow math formulas and shit
>filler
>we really took our time for a shit album

>PARTY!
>PARTY! 2
>PARTY! 3 but not as loud and weirder
>I like Jpop
>I love my car
>I like anime
>PARTY! 4 and you will make it through your depression

Nope. CSH also has way more releases.
Correct!

Death Grips?

Queen?

Thats not me but OK faggot

Lightning Bolt?

Tool

>can’t believe a label is giving us a bunch of money to make a record bc of our sarcastic EP
>oh shit I guess we should try now
>lel festival chicks don’t like our best stuff, let’s double down on the proverbial middle finger
>fuck it black lipstick

>fuck my last band I’m gonna make ~realllll arttttt~
>IM IN LOVE also fuck humanity
>FUCK HUMANITY also im in love
>aight i may have a personality disorder

is it john frusciante? never listened to any of his music, have no clue if the amount of albums lines up, just pretty confident that's the answer.

>my friends and I started a rap group
>wow, my first solo mixtape is really taking off
>slurs and rape? that shit's funny as fuck, let's work it into all of our songs
>this merch is really selling well, let's turn it into a whole brand
>next album, people hate it
>people don't think edgy shit is funny anymore, I'm gonna double down on it in my next two albums
>steve albini hates us (and somehow HE'S the bad guy)
>I'm gay now, and I released a decent album for the first time in years
>I'm gay and I released an R&B album about it, all is forgiven

Tyler
also lmao is that true about Albini?

ye

yeah

Dance Gavin Dance?

Boring overlong demon ritual music with an accordion or some shit

Nope

Yes

Oh we’re supposed to do 1 album at a time?

>Creepy post rock album
>Boring overlong demon ritual music with an accordion or some shit * 20

theguardian.com/music/2011/aug/10/steve-albini-odd-future

"[Odd Future] piled on to the shuttle late, after finally getting corralled by their minder," Albini wrote on his studio message board. "They piled in, niggering everything in sight, motherfucking the driver, boasting into the air unbidden about getting their dicks sucked and calling everyone in the area a faggot." During the 40-minute ride, the rappers and their entourage allegedly heckled the driver, harassed passengers, and demanded to be taken to McDonald

Most of the media outlets that covered it took it out of context

vulture.com/2011/08/steve_albini_hates_on_odd_futu.html

i think he mostly got mad over the part where they asked to be taken to McDonald's, cause we all know how he feels about them

Captain beefheart

>Thank God we found this drummer! Damn he's cool!
>No, this album is NOT A GRUNGE album! Even if it sounds like one from time to time!
>Let's put as much genres as we can in this album. Also I miss my ex.
>I miss my mother. And my ex too.
>The concept of the album is kinda OK, but my bandmates and label gonna fuck it up.
>Oh come on! They ACTUALLY fucked it up! Screw you all! I quit!
>Ok, lets do it again! MORE ROCK!
>People didn't like the last album and now I have no idea what in doing.
>People didn't like the last album and I still have no idea what in doing.
>(kinda) Original line up! YAY!
> HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW KIDS? I HEARD YOU LIKE THOSE 80s SYNTHS! R..right...?

>Mushrooms and french jazz
>Invent a new alien language
>Space opera
>Send signals to space trough your stomach, when you say the musics name

MGMT

The Smashing Pumpkins
also Oceania was decent

>Back when I was a kid
>Ok this is the real debut
>Bunch of popular shit is here
>Orchestra time!
>Love is wonderful!
>fuck it! a cappella album
>This is an album
>This one comes with an app
>Love is horrible!
>Not sure if this cover is great of bad

>Nobody remembers/cares about this one
>Fuck everyone, fuck law enforcement, fuck women, fuck soft ass commercialised music, fuck everything (and then cap off the album with a corny dance track)
>oh shit our most talented guy left let's crank out an EP to show everyone that we still got it
>Oh you thought our second album was too ignorant, violent & misogynistic? Hold my Old English

bork

>shitpost: pop punk edition
>guys being an adult sucks and i'm really scared about the future, also this is our real debut i swear
>songs about when we were growing up and childhood, also holy shit pop punk is critically acclaimed now
>even more songs about maturing up and stop being angsty
>we are all sad again but this time by real problems
>hey maybe if we keep sadder people will think we are genuises and not tryhard sadbois

yup

>my last two albums in my band were a hit, I'll make one with my buddy and make it sound like a cross between baroque and a spaghetti western soundtrack
>that baroque album I made with my friend 8 years ago was fun, I'll do another about how much I love my gf and how horny I am
>

N.W.A

>Haha, I have EPs?
>I have lived only with Sike, I'm actually a John Donne/Shakespeare hybrid, and I really love my parents
>I guess I just really like the letter C (why does this exist)
>Hmm, I've got a lot of content here. I think I'll release it all at once
>Goodbye, I've got new friends and I'm not sure I'll miss you very much

>punk yaaaaaaaa
>ok dark now
>ok darker now
>ok even darker now
>psychedelic maaaaaaan, flicker flicker
>asmr song
>pop attempt
>i did acid bro, its like its shattering dudeee
>what day is tomorrow? shieeeeett
>best album, reminds me of my bipolar ex gf, great pussy(maybe?), no brain.
>even darker monotony but still solid
>who are we again? idk but this album pretty weak
>better album, great songs. something about time and shit.

>No frills straight up hard & dirty Rock 'n' Roll
>If it ain't broke, don't fix it
>If still it ain't broke, don't fix it
>If it continues to not be broke, don't fix it
>Is it broke? No? Then don't fix it
>No use fixing it if it ain't broke
>Why would we want to fix something that isn't broken?
>Last I checked it wasn't broke, so fixing it would be a fool's errand
>If the present course is proving fruitful, then it would be remiss to amend our course of action
>If it is not broke, do not fix it
>If it hasn't been broke the last 10 times why would it be broke on the 11th?
>If you keep doing the same thing too much in art you're a hack, unless you do it for 20+ years in which case you're a genius
>no broke=no fix
>If it remains in good working order, then it does not require modification
>I thought for a change this time we might try making an album of no frills straight up hard & dirty Rock 'n' Roll
>if it ain't broke...

correcto

>My debut album
>Experimental electronic shit
>My home state
>More folk
>More folk and orchestra (I might be gay)
>Some soundtrack or something
>Back to electronics
>My mother is dead and now I'm fucking sad
>I love the solar system
>B sides
>Some collaboration record
>Time to sing songs with daddy
>Hey guys, this one doesn't have any collaborations

>california is dope, were poor, we party, standard 80s metal
>record label is giving us money lets do some dope shit and piss off christians
>im sad for killing that guy, lets do glam
>alright time for the guitarist to shine, basically doing last album but this time we present: leather
>the best one
>fuck this curly haired piece of shit, worst album
>were back and we suck
>oh my god poor horse. its dead and were still beating it the fuck up
>alright guys, you're getting old lets wrap up this career

Sufjan Stevens?

Ac/dc

Andrew WK?

Motley Crue

yes

Nope

ITAOTS

Yuh

>Stop calling us punk we just couldn't afford goods production is all
>See this is us with a good producer, sounds nothing like punk at all
>Thanks to the vocals on this album and beyond punk fans now actively hate us
>new drummer who dis
>2 albums in a row without a lineup change, looks like we finally got bored of firing people
>Hey let's try one of those 'synthesizer' things we've heard so much about
>let's start writing a concept album but not really follow through on it
>it's the 90s now, gotta go back to our roots so people don't think we're soft
>the same again but less disappointing
>album sucks but at least we tried something different with this one
>literally no excuse for this one
>we're back baby!
>We're still back, baby!
>Our longest album to date
>Our longest album to date
>Our longest album to date

Avenged sevenfold?

>Im such a sad loser
>I'm such a sad loser and I'm getting old
>High School
>I'm a sad loser but atleast I have video games

>Wow, we're fuckin huge!
>Ya we can't be stopped!
>Hey, we have our own movie!
>This is starting to get a little old
> Another hit!
>Ok, let's try experimenting
>Yoooo that was sick, let's do that again
>Fuck it, let's dress up in costumes!
>Sorry England, this one's for the yanks!
>Let's try throwing a bunch of shit at the wall and see what stick (masterpiece)
>Ah, the perfect ending to our discography.
>Uhh actually, this is our final record

kek

The Beatles
Come on man try harder

>I'm a sad singer songwriter :(
>it's not a phase mom I was born in le wrong generation
>the most lopsided intro spiel to actual song ratio in the history of recorded music
>hey guys look how much I drink what do you mean that's not a personality trait
>Just when you guys thought I couldn't up the schmaltz, I upped the schmaltz
>same shit different album cover
>okay this fake persona I have going on is wearing a lil thin now
>Old fake persona is out, new fake persona is in, I'm a crusty hobo now
>haha metal object go clank
>soundtrack to a failed broadway project
>oh shit we're all gonna die bros
>long awaited 1890s carnival music revival
>looks like I'm sticking with the old man hobo act for the rest of my career
>no it's not named after a Hitman game stop saying that
>concept album about being a pedo but it's cool it's for a play based on a real guy so it's not like I decided to make him a pedo or anything officer
>piano? oh yeah I guess I used to play one of those, not anymore lol
>realistically this is gonna be my last album, I'm old and rich and don't care about music anymore

>this one doesn't count
>this one doesn't count
>this one doesn't count
>Hey our debut record!
>Fuck got a cold, time to smoke some weed.
>We're on major label wtf?
>We're getting kind of successful wtf?
>Country album
>I love the ocean
>Man, are the albums great or what?
>Ok, no more funny songs
>a disappointing finale

>I'm mad at this fucking world
>Woah, now I'm popular, but now I'm even more pissed
>I'm still mad but I've calmed down a little
>PEE PEE POO POO PENIS HAHAHA
>Kids, stay off drugs
>Time for my blandest album yet
>Time for a sequel
>woah, this one is actual garbage.
>YOU CRITICS AND RAPPERS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND MY GENESIS
>Alfred Hitchcock lol

>Let's do some mostly punkish music
>Fuck, we're ill
>We're no longer ill but let's go for the same kind of sound anyway
>Actual studio quality happening
>You know what? Let's make country
>Let's inspire a succesful cartoon
>Let's just keep going the same way we've been going for the last couple of albums
>Divorce and unsettling undertones
>We should probably wrap it up, this sucks

Rush

>girlfriend
imma guess no

Ween and I don't even listen to them

Yup

>my voice fucking sucks
> best album ever
> best album ever
> omg it’s a loop!!!1!!1!1!!!1! slightly disappointing follow up

>lets do 4 albums of bullshit
>ok time to make something somewhat listenable
>wait i already released my magnum opus
>time to make the not as good sequel
>ep made when trying to figure out how to use logic
>super long album
>b-sides for the album im writing that turned out to be better than the album itself
>time to rehash material now that im on a label
>first album on major label
>time to rehash my magnum opus to make it sound profitable
>fuck it boring synthpop

Wilco

>The debut
>Ok, guess we can't say the N-word
>Lets get ambitious
>Lets get ambitious part 2
>god I hate this album title
>YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE ORIGINAL BAND. HERE'S A NEW BAND BUT I'M GONNA PRETEND THAT IT'S THE ORIGINAL BAND

Not even close

Eminem was in Rush, bro

>Ok, no more funny songs
How serious is The Fucked Jam and So Many People In The Neighborhood?

oh shit you're right haha

The Cure prob

>it's like our last band, but there's even more reverb
>get fucked, Morrissey
>guys I feel like we're losing touch with who we were, but the critics don't agree?
>let's just make an entire record of twinkly bullshit dance pop with only one memorable track
>pure gold, we've done it yet again
>well at least that single was fantastic
>why can't I hear that one guy
>fuck what happened to that guy
>what the fuck even is this
>please, no more

>Oh great, another new wave band
>Hey, this title track kicks ass
>Time to get spiritual
>You know what, we don't need hits
>Lets get even more experimental

>NU metal is popping off and we're like everyone else
>We're still a NU metal band but now we're heavier, more screechy and we sing about how girls have disappointed us
>Fuck NU metal, let's show how diverse and beautiful songs we can make but keep being heavy
>Synthesizers are lit and so is screaming
>Don't have any new material so here's B-sides lol
>Getting real artsy and losing the heaviness
>JK we're heavy af again. Show the fans that we've still got what we had in the beginning
>No new material again -_-
>Spacy and beautiful again, heaviness is more muted
>Same shit
>MORE SYNTHESIZERS

>GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEROINE I HATE THE FUCKING WORLD FUCK YOU
>MORE FUCKING HEROIN PLEASE GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING WORLD
>FUCK YOU I HATE YOU HEROINE 4 LYFE FUCK THE FUCKING WORLD!!!!!!!!!!
>OK LETS FUCKING TONE IT THE FUCK DOWN, BUT WE STILL HATE THE FUCKING WORLD
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE BACK AND THIS FUCKING WORLD CAN GO FUCKING DIE AHHHHHHH

Deftones?

I stand with NME's original 4/10 rating in '91.

If this is not Tool then you're wrong

Dinosaur gave it away. King Crimson

Not even close lmao

yeah

Bon Iver?

alice in chains?

No clue my guy

>Hey Korn aren't the only ones who can make a super dark album and be acclaimed and popular
>shit our last album was so dark that somehow Fred Durst tried to cancel us and now he labeled us
>You know it feels good to be relevant now but i'm depressed and life sucks :(
>I'm happier now and we finally have decent production, so sad all the songs sound like each other
>Okay we finally mature- nah just kidding here's more sappy sad shit mixed between nu metal and country
>Now we are a country band and i swear i'm making this for the soul and not for the sales
>Holy shit we used to have some actual balls all this time?

u got it

>Well goddamn I can really play the guitar
>Well goddamn I can really play the guitar
>Well goddamn I can really play the guitar
>Well goddamn I can really play the guitar
>Well goddamn I can really play the guitar
>Well goddamn I can really play the guitar
>Well goddamn I can really play the guitar

>This psychedelic thing is popular
>MORE
>More?
>Shit
>Long song
>Starting to take shape + another long song
>exists
>OMFG WE MADE SOMETHING SICK AND WE'RE SUPER FAMOUS WTF
>JNFJKDSNCXZ WE ARE FAMOUS but miss our friend :(
>Going out the country for this one
>Singer said "fuck you" and made everything by himself
>Shitty follow up
>Commercial
>This doesn't work anymore
>Here's something nobody asked for but we had it laying around

Pink Floyd

John Mayer?

Bladee

Buckethead but that works too

mark kozelek

Nope

Yep

was prbly too easy but yea

>Bangers
>Bangers but also aliens
>Wait, this isn't full of bangers
>fuck you we're never releasing another album

>Imma whip something up in the studio real quick
>EP but basically my sophomore
>I want to die and I hope everyone rots in hell
>gaming
>Almost 2 hours fr?
>My next big thing AAAND... It's kinda bland
>Ambient
>Bland
>Bland
>More EP's
>Best thing in 20 years
>Ambient x2

Weezer

Billie

yup

bingo

>Good luck finding this one lol
>Apocalypse Time!
>Crazy man rants from like few minutes or something
>Apocalypse Time! but with less depression
>Fuck George Bush
>Comeback
>Hey, this one doesn't have any 20 minute songs
>Anarchy time!

still no guesses?

I have no fucking idea man

Dead Kennedys?

it's very obviously gybe

Yeah this doesn't match anything I've ever heard of

Yup

Emilie Autumn?

Saw the "Fuck George Bush" and it just clicked haha

I dont think
Is going to come back but its gotta be

prince

you got it

>Yeah I'm 19 and these songs are better than anything you'll ever write lol
>My second album
>underrated
>I'm gonna produce this one
>Sleepytime lol
>I can't be stopped
>Oh shit maybe I can
>Fuck it double album
>I'm gonna fuck a snowman

Nope, it was FJM

Ah OK

I'll give you guys a hint, it's a metal band

>Let’s make a cassette bc we literally have no other path in life
>ok let’s do the same thing but include George Clinton
>ok let’s do the same thing but let’s kill our guitarist
>replace him with a socially awkward teenager and somehow get better
>Rick Rubin multiplier x5
>lets use a vampire on this record
>heroin bad but I’m still gonna make fun of China
>2000s sonically personified
>white Jimi Hendrix and way too long
>oh shit our guitarist was the only thing holding us together apparently
>fuck it Danger Mouse

>Hey let's form a new band
>Drugs
>FM radio sucks
>Hey the title rhymes
>The one everyone says is underrated
>Epic comeback
>this one isn't so epic

hint: nippon

>oii ye fuckin knobheads owe me free quid for last noights fags
>FASTER AND WITH MORE EMOTION
>slower bc we’re moody and artsy now
>rock and roll is dead
>but we’re gonna beat this dead horse after riding it to the top
>shit too far now we’re on the moon.

Oasis?

Nas

no

>he makes alot of the soundtrack for science fantasy game series
>all his songs for shows are really good and sound amazing

yes

Fishmans? I don't think that' what it is, but that literally the only thing I have in mind

arctic monkeys

Here's a tough one:

>aight my band is finished time to begin the new millenium solo with a modern country masterpiece
>this garage rock thing sounds pretty cool, here's some rock'n'roll shit
>more rock'n'roll shit part 2
>more rock'n'roll shit part 3
>enough rock, here's a another modern country masterpiece
>yet another modern country masterpiece
>more of the same but spookier
>more of the same but now I'm on the radio and shit
>more country
>RAWK N ROLL!!11!!
>sorry about that, back to country: mediocre edition
>sorry about that again, here's some actual decent country
>same as above
>I Fucking LOVE Taylor Swift
>I'm a indie rock man myself...U2, Springsteen, The Smiths, list goes on...
>oh shit I've been cancelled... did I mention I enjoy making mediocre country?

Beastie boyzzzzz

yeah

No but tbf I did do quite a niche choice
I’ll give you another hint (even if you don’t know them you can work it out through using wiki)
The “big time” producer is most famous for working with the Flaming Lips

QotSA?

Nobody?

Number Girl?

Yep

>REAL PUNK SHIT
>More punk shit
>Double album
>Triple album
>Whoops, looks like we became a pop band
>What the actual fuck is this shit?

Yuh

>this one isn't so epic
Rip villains

Blink 182?

Not even close lol

Cornelius

Asia

Were you the same guy from the first time I posted this?

ryan adams?

nope

Cool

Red Hot Chilli Pedos

> Ok let's record a forgetable Nu-Metal album
> Now we record a really good one and get moderately succesful
> SOMETHING'S GETTING IN THE WAY
> Just repeat the formula from the last two albums
> We break up for six years and release an album that sounds identical to all our previous ones
> Yeah just wait three years and do it again
> Then we do an orchestral album

Breaking Benjamin?

> Release angry rock album and sell four copies
> Now we're gonna become a moderately succesful grunge band for exactly one album
> Let's make a concept album about cats and being famous as our magnum opus
> Okay now we've lost our record deal and our album sales are tanking but we're not breaking up yet
> This is an album about a child actor
> Now we talk about politics
> We're done with concept albums now
> Release an album and do drive-in shows to promote it due to Corona

The Clash
EZ

>Radiohead
>Failure worship
>apocalyptic piano
>cowboys in space
>whoa 1984 is deep
>wub wub wub
>”concept” album with no nuance
>You can thank Stranger Things for this 80s revivalism aesthetic

Parts of this sound vaguely Fishmans-esque but I know that’s wrong

.....Radiohead again?

> Album produced by the guy who later went on to get cucked by Johnny Cash
> B-Side compilation with a cover of an 80's song
> This album is gonna scare the shit out of the religious right dude
> Gender dysphoria
> This is the columbine album
> The three-album story line is finished so let's just make an album about Weimar Germany and see if people still buy it
> It's time to pretend to be a vampire
> More vampire shit
> Stop being a vampire, Release a bad album instead
> Make a comback
> Comeback continues to grow this could be something huge
> Get cancelled

Marilyn Manson

Tom Waits

Muse

Did the Diary of Jane reference make it too easy?

Yeah but also the "sounds identical to all our previous ones"

correct

>Adolescent debut
>Country-ish Pop
>More of the same
>Ok, I’m a straight up pop star now
>90s Producer Man
>Poorly received edginess
>Poorly received optimism
>Amazingly well received balance
>More of the same

>Everyone loves us!
>Covers and controversy
>Now “that band” is a thing, let’s make the last, dying orgasmic gasp of the 1980s
>Calvin and Hobbes, kinda
>Barely anyone left at this point

>I bought a turntable
>I sold my turntable and bought a guitar
>I sold my guitar and bought synthesizers
>I sold out

>heres some songs i recorded as a teenager or something i guess
>basically an early lofi album
>DUDE SYMBOLISM LMAO also i hate myself
>i still hate myself but what if we got an orchestra to back us
>singing songs from this album is guaranteed to get you laid with a white girl
>what if we made electronic music that's better than any other album we made yet it gets shit on by our fans for being too different
>we're country now i guess
>now we just make generic pop songs
>we've been away for nearly a decade here are even more mediocre pop songs

aylor Swif

>fuckin sucks

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>weird glam rock/ariel pink jangley indie pop with a half assed second half and some reused tracks from the artist's last band
>less weird and more poppy album, now we're getting attention
>probably the artist's most well known album (despite having some of their most weakest tracks)
>really good EP with more synths
>daddy issues
>tries to be some sort of minimalist approach but it's really just shitty
also 245 posts and no images, wew, never seen that before

>Hey guys we're stoners here's some songs this ones about eating pussy haha
>Woah this one's pretty good but really overrated
>Woah guys what if we got really high and perfected the sound of our first two albums
>Hold up we're getting kinda popular what if we actually got a studio and start going on talk shows
>Straight country for some reason
>We live on a beach now
>Hey guys we're the beatles now :D
>Hey guys i'm sad and i think my wife is gonna leave me
>Hey guys we kinda suck now, i think we're gonna break up in a bit and stop getting so high all the time

Holy shit you are right. Now there is 1 image but holy shit

>Let’s pioneer hard rock with the big single
>Decent follow up
>Developing more personality here
>British social issues
>ENGLAND
>Arcade Fire’s The Suburbs but British and 50 years earlier
>Post-war ennui
>The really big single is on this one
>A soundtrack? Why not!
>Country
>Required double album
>Anonymous
>Critically panned
>It’s 50s revival time!
>Arena phase? Yeah we’ll go with that
>Leftovers
>DC comics
>More 80s
>The Sopranos
>More 80s
>There’s more?
>Finale

Ween

The Neighbourhood?

>Absurdist punk
>More experimentation
>Synths and our Big Hit
>The darker follow up
>”Fascist clowns”
>Hendrix
>We’re still around?
>Yeah
>...and they’re back

The Kinks

>Traditional blues rock
>5/4
>Cream-esque
>Prog! Religion! Woodwinds!
>When the over-the-top parody of your genre ends up becoming one of it’s best examples
>Winnie the Pooh meets Milton
>Huge hit here
>Folk part 1
>Another concept album
>Folk part 2
>Folk part 3
>Apollo and Midnighter
>New decade
>Synths
>Spies, I guess?
>Not ...And Justice For All
>Christmas
>Back to basics
>Arabic influences
>Turn of the century
>More Christmas

Nice one

>fun upbeat punk, basically predicts every indie rock band of the 2000s
>similar sound, but darker and more atmosphere
>again, similar to the last but darker, but this time the synths don't sound shit
>fuck it, lets go all the way and make the darkest shit ever
>we really like acid
>okay lets try being a legit pop band now and absolutely nail it
>is this album too bloated with too many songs that don't work? we could trim the fat and make it a near perfect pop record... nah fuck it lets just release the whole thing
>tfw depressed because i haven't made a masterpiece yet
>okay i've made my masterpiece, now we can go back to pop music
>fuck it, we can do pretty much anything now and people will be into it. wanna do some bland jangle pop and mariachi music?
>okay nobody liked that now i'm depressed again
>that nu metal trend was pretty popular, is there any way we can capitalise off that?
>lets tease the fact that we have two albums in the works, one being really dark and serious, and the other being fun light pop songs, then lets release the one with the pop songs and not put out anything else for over a decade

Yep

Mac Demarco

Kate Bush

Car Seat Headrest

cure

>half asleep drooling pop songs with maybe 2 cheap keyboard sounds for a backing
>okay, phil spector worship with the same cheap keyboards
>i have to sing my own songs now
>now its phil spector with electronic noise
>lets have my friends sing for variety
>let's go big
>having gone big, now begins the slide into npr-core
>let's copy a specific band from the eighties
>corny
>back on synths after the tolerance break
>it's just like my biggest album again everybody
>here's random songs

>Album 1 & 2: LSD
>Album 3-5: Alcohol
>Album 6: Cocaine

>ok so my idea is making metal where you repeat the same riff 4 times and then I'll scream at the audience
>So that was pretty well received, now let's use the same formula but this time I'll work a little harder on my lyrics and you try to take more risks with your guitar solos
>Woah we got our breakout single on that one. Now let's combine those two, but this time we'll sterilize the production and hope that our song topics are enough to carry the album
>It turns out every song I write is wasted on you guys now, so let's just play Bob Dylan.

Jethro Tull

I dont know what this is but I really want to know

John Lennon or Leonard Cohen?

That’s right

Yes

>I used to be an alcoholic and drug addict, but then I found God - so now my music is way more noisy, atonal and psychedelic of course

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Bingo

Nope

>>hmmmmmm today i will make an intriguing neo-psychedelia album
>>hmmmmmm today i will make an intriguing neo-psychedelia album
>>hmmmmmm today i will make an intriguing neo-psychedelia album again
>>accidentally makes another album which is approximately an hour of cookie cutter shoegaze
>>hmmmmmm today i will make an intriguing neo-psychedelia album even better than the first one
>>hmmmmmm today i will make some slightly better than mediocre indie pop and fall flat

>hey guys what if we made classic death metal with a bit of tribal nonsense
>shit that was fun lets do it again
>ok im bored lets make some chunky metalcore
>shit that was fun lets do it again
>my throat hurts. chill out guys
>NOOOOO MOMMY NOOOOO WHYYYYYYY WAAAAAHHHH
(commence atmoshit)
>*yawn* guys......guys lets just go back to metalcore or smth or do fuckin space rock idk i uhhhh

yes sir

>melo death but with shitty production
>hey guys have you heard about metalcore? I heard it became a really big hit
>okay what if we just do the album Metallica is too scared to pull out?
>What if we mix all the 3 styles we have made so far?
>Shit our last album was too complex, maybe we just need to join the binary-code core
>This one would be decent if it didn't sounded LMFAO artificial tier
>Okay we have some actual organic production now, but let's make boring ass dadmetal
>Hey guys i can scream again, let's try to make our best album again
>Huh it worked, let's just repeat it

why have there been so many metalcore posters in this thread. don't kid yourself, none of your bands are distinct enough for anyone to be able to tell any of their albums apart

>implying Converge, Killswitch Engage, Attack Attack, Between the Buried and Me, The Devil Wears Prade and Vein sound all the same
you fucking retard

Devo

Shifting goals posts here, nobody on this thread is talking about all of those bands

>90% me screaming and banging things alone in my apartment
>full band line-up now although we still mostly scream and bang things
>How the fuck did we get signed to warner brothers?
>3 days of recording, 3 weeks of editing and splicing
>banging and screaming is out, repetition is in
>literal sun worship music
>more literal sun worship music

Bright eyes?

bump

yup

yaaaaay

yes

Boredoms?

Queen

>We didn't even release an album but we're still responsible for an entire music scene get our level nerd

No

Yup

>4 albums of bullshit
come on user, 3 is really good

good job
now listen to them

>White hot debut
>Everyone says this one is underrated
>Wait this exist?

>Not a real album but fanboys will tell you it's my greatest work
>woe is me im so sad im not like the other boys im saaaadd
>you have to have a very high iq to understand this album, track 1 is me telling you how unique and artistic it is
>not gonna let something small like getting fatally shot stop me from putting out albums lol
>the final scraps that my label could find on my hard drive somehow padded out into a full album

X?

yuh

>I'm sad
>I'm sad but melodic and there's a naked Southeast Asian dude
>This is the one album that has the one song
>More or less the same as the last album
>There's a woman in the band and she's my cousin
>Let's get some orchestral arrangements (Also there's another woman or 2 my cousin left lol)
>I like vidya sounds
>Let's get weird again
>Weirder
>Ok let's tone it down a bit for a few tracks
>Now back to weird and loud

Yep

RHCP?

Based on the stuff on spotify because there's more shit than I even knew about
>Kinda just speed without his defining characteristics but it's fine because it's the first album
>I prefer dogs, but this is still pretty good
>Early, but more defined
>Same as last but much more palatable to listen
>Mix of the last two
>Dark, your singing is weird as fuck brude
>Dark, but no singing
>NOW HERE'S WHERE WE START GETTING THE GOOD SHIT
>Wait, after this one, though this is pretty good
>THE best album and if you say otherwise you're just plain wrong, it's just too unique
>Won't top the last one but it's not supposed to, just good shit
>Same as last one
>Skip this
>Here's where we start to get a bit weird
>Bro I'm not horny why did you put this sample in
>Oh god, the samples (It's good shit though)
>OH GOD THE SINGING (It's good shit though)
>More typical other than the first song, I kinda miss the last album now
>Reminding me that there's no excuse for me to not continue trying to produce
>Despite being the most recent, feels the most classic, a return to form I guess this is called

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shoe shoe..

Yes

Eminem

ye

yup

> wow were so quirky and ~queer~ and and lonely.
> omg you guys liked that so we made another alb-nevermind our discography is memoryholed

>Ok time a new vocalist
>Scissors lol
>It's time to get slow and heavy
>Edgy poetry
>Fuck yeah we're still heavy
>Ehh, I think we're losing steam
>We're are still here and we're still heavy
>Time for a comeba-OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??????

Linkin Park?

Xiu Xiu but I prefer my one from the last thread, few here I wouldn't agree with

how the fuck do you pull linkin park from this

Slipknot?