How did he get so big?

>Bedroom pop
Lol this record was clearly made with professional producers. Have a listen to the band Clairo and Claud formed together called Shelly. The production is raw, and rough around the edges like you'd expect from bedroom pop - but compare that to either of their solo efforts marketed as self produced bedroom pop. They both sound so glossy and produced - and that's not to say you can't pull something like off on your own in a bedroom - but if either of them were skilled enough for that, then their joint effort wouldn't sound like my first garageband project

i'm sure that's part of the point

because it's easier to cop an aesthetic than create something genuine

clown world

like could you think of anything more fucking lame than "stay at home era". not with a bang but a whimper is right

>"I waited so long to do a full record"
lol you're 20 years old and started making music in 2018. Most people who dedicate their lives to music don't have the opportunity to create a full length record until much later in their life after years of grinding. So sick of these trustfund kid artists who act like their lives aren't insanely easy

Is this creature a man or a woman? Are they 8 or 38? I've never been more uncomfortable in my life knowing something this disgusting exists in the world

Who?

LMAO

this fag looks like they jump out the closet every morning

Claud attended an ivy league university, which they dropped out of after not even a year because they "decided they wanted to pursue a music full time"
Imagine being that fucking privileged. That you can just at a whim decide you want to be a full time musician and to actually be able to do it just like that.
When I decided I wanted to pursue my music career, what I did was take up a second job in order to pay for recording and promo expenses while also keeping a roof over my head, quit that job in order to tour, and basically repeat that process ad nauseam because there is no way to make an actual living off music unless you have a label or you're a big name. All of these little fucks are acting like music is just a hobby you can pick up and instantly be successful from, and they can pull it off because their rich parents buy them into the industry, while people actually dedicated to music spend their entire lives struggling just so they can make their art

Looks like it comes from the same AI that shat out Hobo Johnson.

youtube.com/watch?v=eiIXNNfpgLY

>they
stop this
she's a women

>they
This hurt to read.

He's Hobos replacement since he got me too'd for purposely spreading the clap and other STDs.

>How did he get so big?
Phoebe bridgers sucked dicks and got big
Then signed Claud onto her label
Many such cases

I thought corporate bedroom pop was fizzling out for hyperpop

ironically you're coming off even more neoliberal by calling a biological female "he"

It fizzled out a while ago but corps are always late to new trends.

Dude idk what gender it is, to me it just looks like Dewey from Malcolm In The Middle with a clown wig.

I don't give a shit about gender politics, I said they because I literally don't know what gender this fuckhead is

Based

>Dewey from Malcolm In The Middle with a clown wig
KEK

I have never heard of or seen this person before.

Everything is so fucking funny, man. Everything is so corny. Rich, cradled, sheltered white girls running shit and making the calls really is so cool!

How is it that this bitch has a song called Wish You Were Gay, and everyone applauds it as being so progressive, yet if you flip the sexualities, they would probably call it problematic (I don't even want to think about how many thinkpieces on Weezer's Pink Triangle exist on twitter).
It's kinda fucked up to say that you wish someone comfortable with their sexuality should pick a different sexuality just so that you can fuck them

>syracuse university
>ivy league
kek

Looks dumb

FUCKING WHO?

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I have a very strong feeling that this guy is a Jew
Is he?

Right, it's very cringey

who the fuck

I'd rather have Sophie back than this fag

youtube.com/watch?v=dCy8f7rbty0
this sounds totally generic

WTF is wrong with you?

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based

Is it a he or a she? Im guessing a she from the face and the voice.

>Says she's non-binary
>Sounds exactly like a woman

I'm not even going to give this a view.

Better if you don't, it's garbage

Thank you for taking one for the team based user.

>newfags ITT implying this board isn't, and hasn't always been, a /claud/ board
I shiggy diggy

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Bitches these days think not being a complete bimbo makes you non binary.

The archive confirms that this is a lie.

It's people who want all the advantages of being a woman, with none of the potential downsides

They looked familiar. I forget how but somehow stumbled upon their song "cuff your jeans". It is the most generic cookie cutter bedroom pop. It is almost someone was making a parody of bedroom pop artists and nailed it from the aesthetic, the voice, the production. It cannot be real. And their non-binary? Is every bedroom pop artist lgbt?

youtube.com/watch?v=oFz0cMbCx00

Well it's called bedroom pop, not closet pop.

Holy cheeseballs is that a bad song

Meander pop

why do female trannies always look like incels

She's very generic. I think even with the artificial push I find it difficult to imagine she'll get very popular. As someone trying to get better at production it's actually kind of interesting in that it has all of the signifiers of that style of pop with none of the songwriting. So in a sense it's a good study piece to understand the style.

This is a good way to describe it. You find your attention drifting even a minute into it.

They become what they attract

kek

Fucking hell this is horrendous

Soulless Bandcamp-core shit.

>this thread
yikes... when did pol leak over into this board

Dilate

>being trans/pronouned means you can't be criticized for anything

>Inane transphobic comments are "criticism"
just admit you hate the LGBT community

Because that's just the world we live in now. Satire is fucking dead. Look at political satire for example. Do you think you could make or say anything as stupid as what Republicans and Democrats do or say daily? No, because it won't be as crazy, funny and/or depressing as real life. Satire is dead.

I love the community, just the LGB part though

I'm gay, I'm whatever about the community and this music is still shit.
Cry more.

get over yourself. I'm NB myself and I think claud is a privileged trustfund kid who bought their way into the industry and is using their sexuality and identity purely to get media attention

Based gay

>I'm NB myself
>I'm gay
>I love the community
DISGUSTING FAGGOTS

>transphobic
she's literally not trans though

>nb
>real

>DISGUSTING FAGGOTS
Eh, whatever man. At least I'm not all up in peoples faces about my sexuality like it's some personality trait. Shit like that annoys me more than anything in the community.

King

>mfw reading that

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Homeshake has quite nice production and he does it all by himself.

Good production means nothing when the song itself is bad.

Yes but it's a girl

That's irrelevant lol. user said that you can have great production done from a bedroom, but the fact that neither of these artists can do this one their side project means that their big label projects marketed as bedroom pop probably aren't that because the quality in their work doesn't match

Why do you keep posting this? You have no proof that this is a biological woman

>hmm yeah this is kind of boring i dunno
god DAMN that's such a CRAZY and TRANSPHOBIC comment dude holy FUCK

She looks pretty lesbian to me user

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I find it very funny how Dab Forums plays right into their hands and has actual flame wars over how to correctly misgender nonbinary artists. This happened with Dorian Electra too

Because "nonbinary" doesn't exist, you are either a man or a women

what a heeb

big gayden gape anthems little 5'6" gay gaydens gaping their cheesy smeggy vaginas to some god damn down home bedroom fucking pop
stinky fucking chum stentch long john silvers

but which one is Claud?

A woman

i dont care and i'd like clod to fuck off

Nonbinary faggots annoy me more than trannies; gender dysphoria is an actual disorder, claiming you are nonbinary is just attention seeking

>huge eyebrows
>stubble
sure

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Very clearly a woman, if you claim otherwise you are just playing dense

lol

This, exactly this

>tfw I'm NB and you literally included one of my posts making fun of one of the transphobes here

...

gristly gayden pussy
masculine vagina
buried in pubic hair
cheap lambrusco wine (female)

>transphobes
>Clod isn't even trans

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Enbys aren't real

It's Pat lookin ass nigga

yeah, claud is born female

>Enbys aren't real

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I know someone who hooked up with Claud. Claud has a vagina

actually doesnt sound too bad at all

You're invalid in both sense of the word. :)

Oh my, how are they not scarred for life

they said it was a one night stand and it was okay. and that clairo showed up at some point during their hang and was really bitchy and mean

>clairo showed up at some point during their hang and was really bitchy and mean
Lmao that really is the cherry on top of this experience

It's the cherry that pretty much confirms bullshit

I was a lot angrier about this shit until I got rich from crypto. Now I just laugh at clownworld. Everything is so fucked, all of the arts are completely beyond repair the culture keeps getting more and more degenerate and hateful and it seems like it should be the darkest timeline imaginable but somehow it’s the same timeline where I get to buy any car I want and live in a big ass house and build a massive recording studio and fill it with every instrument I’ve ever desired. Such a surreal dichotomy

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She is well known to be bitchy to fans

yeah people tried to “cancel” clairo because she’s been known to be bitchy and mean. the person i know wasn’t a fan but is someone going to school for production and shit and they said clairo was a bitch and claud was boring. they’re just rich white kids playing at being alternative

>inb4 Dab Forumstards sperg out at describing claud as white

More importantly why? The album is nothing special. Just run of the mill bedroom pop.

so they met claud at school and clairo was there too? when the hell was this

Clairo is Claud's friend

for bedroom pop this isnt bad

no shit retard, answer the question

using your identity as qualifier is gay as fuck, particularly on a forum whose main draw is anonymity

the only reason to divulge any personal information on this website is to amuse other users, as in the case of the hallowed greentext. anything else is a mega faggy move

clairo and claud are from new york, the person i know was visiting and linked with claud bc they’d been talking online i guess. just before covid i think, i dunno

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why the hell did you bring up that your friend was going to school for production then?

idk bro I'm still seeing holes in this story. Saying you had a one night stand with claud and clairo just so happened to be there too feels like the indie zoomer equivalent of the whole "Oh yeah I totally once had sex with Keith Richards, and David Bowie was there too" story that every washed up rocker girl claims to have

you asked how they connected, you fucking retard. what’s the deal with the reddit tier 20 questions?

you guys are faggots. they’re not that important. my friend studies production and works at a popular radio station. they connected with claud because claud is networky. clairo came over because they’re best friends. it only seems implausible to faggot incels that spend all their time online and only source human interaction from anonymous anime message boards

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I didn't ask how they were connected, another user said your story was bullshit and you randomly brought up that your friend was studying production.
I asked if they had met her at school and instead of saying yes, you said they met because they were talking online? Cmon user, be consistent. We know you badly want to prove she has a vagina (it's okay I believe you), but you don't need to go making things up to prove this

>big
In what way? She has 35k subscribers and about the same in video views. There a kids playing Minecraft that are more famous than this.

Not the same user but I get how it seems pretty unlikely. I have mutual friends with some pretty popular celebrities and I've never had a situation where I'm hanging out with them and one of them just shows up. It does sound like something someone would say just to sound cool. Claud probably has a lot of friends, weird that the one to show up after user goes bananas on her flaps just so happens to be the same friend posted about here daily

900K monthly Spotify listeners is pretty big

>using youtube subscribers as a gauge of a musicians popularity
lol get real, most people don't subscribe to musicians on youtube even if they're big fans

And yet the view counts are also sitting around 35k.

>most people don't subscribe to musicians on youtube even if they're big fans
Tell that to Hobo Johnson and his 750k subs.

it’s like 1:30 am where i am, i probably comprehended whatever the fuck you were asking me wrong. i have no reason to make this up but i’m also a stranger on the internet so believe whatever you want lol
from what i understand clairo dropped by towards the end to hang out with claud. claud wasn’t as “famous” back then. i’ve known someone else who knew clairo too and his bandmates said she was arrogant and mean. i’m in the LA music scene everyone knows everyone, and claud and clairo are best friends

1.5 million views, but close

>Tell that to Hobo Johnson and his 750k subs.
To be fair, that's a pretty small number compared to his overall popularity. If you wanna gauge an artists popularity, look at their spotify numbers or instagram followers, not youtube subscribers lol

>claud wasn’t as “famous” back then
she kinda was though, her biggest hit was 2019 and not a single song of hers has come close to reaching that popularity, if anything she's less popular now than she was then

LOL that sucks

>i’m in the LA music scene everyone knows everyone
keep larping user

I’d say Claud is more well known now especially because of tiktok but streaming numbers are definitely a weird indicator
get out more

2019 was her peak? She didn't even make waves then and usually music outlets love to pick up this kind of shit and call them a future big name.

>known because of TikTok
That pretty much guarantees career death if the fans are over the age of 20. Teens aren't into this bedroom shit.

>teens aren’t into this bedroom shit
14-19 is the target audience you idiot. why do you think cavetown is so popular amongst edgy “gay” teens

go hang out with post malone bro, seeing as everyone in the LA music scene knows everyone

this kid looks like he fills his bowl up with nothing but HRT pills and milk, and eats it for breakfast every morning

>LA music scene
kek i wonder if we've played shows together.

"LA music scene" isn't a real thing. There's about 50 different music scenes in LA that have no connection to each other whatsoever. Referring to something as a singular scene sounds like something someone with no clue of how the industry works would say

i’m talking about the indie music scene retard

well that's not the LA music scene is it retard

NTA but Clod is on the low end of the music scene. She's among the wannabes that are trying to make it big, people like Post Malone are on a completely different plane of existence from people like this and it's unlikely the two will ever meet.

It's like saying soap opera actors hang out with actors like Tom Cruise, it's just not how it works.

is it really hard to believe that in as cutthroat a city as LA, pretty much one of if not the cultural center for vapid faggots, it is possible to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a celebrity personally

No shit, I was mocking user

No, that isn't hard to believe at all, I know many people who know celebrities, but thats a completely different thing to saying everyone knows everyone. I don't say that I know the celebrities my friends know, do I

Doesn't mean much in LA though. I've met Eddie Murphy a few times through a guy I know but I'm not Eddies friend and don't expect to be, nor will it help make me famous.

When someone says the LA music scene I think of the silverlake/echo park scene
The hollywood/mainstream thing is way more the industry than any organic scene.

>thread about “indie” musician
>posting about how my friend hooked up with claud
>explaining that this is completely plausible because friend is part of the scene and works in production/radio
>”i’m part of the LA music scene, everyone knows everyone”
>obviously implying i have something to do with the indie scene since the discussion is surrounding indie/bedroom pop artists
brainlet

The only LA scene is the sunset strip scene faggots

This

this is what i was referring to. the silverlake/echo park scene is the LA indie scene, usually when i hear people talking more about big time stuff they say the “music industry”

go to bed curtis

>thread about "indie" musician from new york
>my friend hooked up with her and clairo was there too
>they met at school
>actually they were talking online
>actually no he works in radio thats how he knows people from the scene
>I'm also part of the LA scene too, this has nothing to do with how my friend knows someone from New York, but I thought I'd bring it up anyway

LGB*

to be fair though, the amount of music scenes in LA is much greater than that one, especially consider half the time that scene is almost as corporate as the big time

w-whoa!! how can someone from ELL AYYY... know someone from.... ENN WHY SEAA.....

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I said they work in production because I was clarifying they aren’t a Clairo fan, just happened to meet her probably because Claud was trying to impress their date. If you spent more time in real life you’d realize that it’s not hard to connect with other people from a scene making music similar to your own, even if they live far away, user. That’s the power of social media. Besides this person’s gig is to connect to mid level indie musicians anyways for the radio station they work for. And when you come from a minority group (i.e. queer musicians) it’s easier to connect with other people who are into the same shit as you from a similar background, regardless if they’re “famous” or not.

That isn't the point I was making, I was making the point that user being from LA is completely irrelevant to the conversation and the only reason to bring it up is to make himself seem more important

quit larping

>quit larping
go outside

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user arguing with you seems pretty fucking stupid, but i can sorta see holes in this story. It's probably true but, I guess seeing so much bullshit on this board over the years has made me hyper sceptical

I am outside retard

Can we please go back to the point of this thread? Something we can all agree on, hating Claud

No way I'm enjoying these retards sperg out over literally nothing

>lgbt
>nonbinary

I guess lol

>LGBT
>she's "nonbinary"

yeah I know people who have fucked Ariel Pink, Kevin Barnes, Claud and Avey Tare. I haven’t fucked anyone of note but I’m part of the LA indie scene and it’s really not much of a stretch. All these people are just people some of them even use Tinder and shit

based.
but there are some people who use nonbinary bc theyre confused/not ready to come out as trans (like people use bi kek). ive noticed its mostly lesbians that claim to be nb though, idgi

is her pubes two toned to match her hair?

go back

gay here, lol seethe my dude.

You're right about the bi thing lol
Asking the real questions here

oh i see, shes getting shilled on pl*ylists

your friends have terrible taste

>bedroom pop
This is the nadir of generation Z.

Kek

for retards in montana who browse an anime message board... yes

t. retard

try not to get your friend cancelled bro. wouldn't shock me if a chud tried send this thread to claud just to stir some shit

is avey tare uncut

Bump

good looks man, i gave away enough details that could give away who it is to claud i didn’t even think about that
i hope so. she didn’t say, she just said it was good and they’re still cool

>terrible taste
i would suck him dry

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That jewfro though

voca.ro/19pLzPPGhFQ0

Everyone on this thread is lying Claud is clearly a virgin

abso-lutely

i’d start by lightly kissing his neck, sweaty and salty after a show. i’d suck each finger and taste the metallic residue from his guitar strings.. i’d pull off his layered tshirt and pendant and start at his collarbone and work my way down to his erect, average but sightly cock.

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two two toned hair

abso
lutely

haven't listened to any of their stuff but i really like the album cover

pretty much, bitch be playing on very easy mode

>i wanted to make sure my message was communicated properly
fuckin zoomers, literally indistinguishable from corporate slicks. you’re not an artist, get the fuck back on the short bus

all her songs consist of vapid surface level lyrics too. There is no message

This is the worst part. If you have a message then the more you overthink it and try and get it perfect, the more it's going to get lost in translation. It's not impressive or commendable to take your time, it more so just shows you don't know what you want to say. The last album I made I wrote and recorded every single vocal track in the space of one night because I knew what I wanted to say and how I wanted to say it

Holy fuck, I'm sorry. Please forgive me. Fuck. I'm sorry.

this is the result of a defanged and defeated music press. there are zero critical outlets left that are relevant (i.e. dangerous to the biz) in any way, they all lap up whatever pr slop is forced down their throats. press releases and pr firms must be destroyed, imagine having such an ego that you explain to listeners what songs are ”about” before they’ve even heard them. it’s revolting. people like claud should be grilled to an inch of their lives on things like artistry, connections, class, imagery, appropriation, etc. not coddled like fucking uwu babbies. generation snowflake is real. fuck it; i’ve become boomer, poster of cringe

Agreed. The reason why so many movements like punk took off back in the day was because the press didn't understand and criticised them, so they became movements sparked by disenfranchised kids who didn't feel like they fit in anywhere. These days nobody is disenfranchised because the media will pat anyone on the back for being different, even if they aren't very different to begin with.
There's no distinction between the mainstream and the alternative, the same feelings and emotions that used to spark these shifts in the music industry have now been turned into publicity stunts by the music industry and are explained to us by the press why they are so important, rather than being something genuine and has developed it's own importance before the press has even touched it.

kek

gay

Nice

Is this a little boy or a lesbian? Can't tell anymore, tell you hwat.

she's hot i want to coom on her boobas

We've reached a point on the timeline where (((queer))) postured grifter/industry plant music sounds like inoffensive heteronormative easy-listening. Queers are now losing the culture by accidently sidestepping pop culture.

kek

Their losing grasp of the queer zeitgeist by being so fake-queer

true

When someone can't be described by "he" or "she" I prefer to use "it"

Everything should be open as usual and masks should be mandated by businesses if they wish. Hiding from the rising tide of disease, being shorn up in our homes and afraid of our neighbours will be the slow death of the west. We have to march forward into the unknown, knock on the Black Gate and face the storm

Yeah... not with you on this one chief

COVID is not going anywhere if we sit at home and do nothing. Look at the history of every pandemic on earth. None were ended by quarantining.

eww

>bedroom pop started with clairo etc etc...
wot

well, it was written by a woman so...

Yeah, I think she is.

Claud is a "they/them" indie pop artist. They're also AFAB (assigned female at birth) it's so obvious, just listen to any song by them. I like some of their songs, but honestly, they don't stand out at all. Their music isn't excellent but it's alright, I guess.

Guy makes Steve Albini look like gigachad

That's an 'it' in my eyes.

>just admit you hate the LGBT community
I do

whoever ITT says there's a music scene in LA is full of shit. i've watched it collapse over the years. "visited LA to record my album" is shorthand for "i was assigned a producer who would craft my profit-driven aesthetic for a label that exists mainly for online streams."

any DIY or low-bar-for-entry venue you would play at if you were a musician who wanted to start out is long gone. it's really sad because it's making people think there's something cool and organic happening here when it's just fucking not anymore.

Based user, now let me give you a blowie as a reward

>AFAB
more like all females are bastards amirite

> simping homophobes
you love to see it

:( depressing dubs

le quirky Xd

Nice