/metal/

New Wave of Bri'ish Evy Me'ul

Diapercacapantsdoodoopoopoocore

Holy fuck, have you guys listened to all the metal out there so far?

This is cool thanks for sharing, havent heard of these guys...Auckland based I see, would be awesome to catch a gig

whatever metal archives says, cos i cant be fucked to be an autist

No

i mean its just one dude i think, fuck knows if he plays live

Can confirm, good stuff.

blackmetalisinherentlyantisemitic

I just bought the CD, thanks. Haven't even listened to it yet lmao, just looks cool and it was cheap to ship to Canada.
Anybody else who still listens to CDs and still makes blind buys? Everytime I get paid I go onto NWN!'s webstore and buy a few CDs or tapes based on the cover/reviews.

Japanese metal is noodly, soggy, thin, insubstantial, feminine.

Just like your genitals

Metal is inherently anti-anime.

Good morning, Bongman.

Metal is inherently deficient in essential anime acids.

The media executive Jew laughs at the metal samurai.

very rarely, but usually i prefer to blind buy a record rather than a CD as it feels nicer to have even if the album sucks
Netra was kinda blind when I got them, I think I'd listened to like one or two tracks.

I don't know why you would with stuff from Hypnotic Dirge Records though. All their stuff is free to download on bandcamp, and they're based in Canada hence the cheap shipping. So you can at least give it a spin before getting the CD.

true Black Metal

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Pagan Deathcore

Not sure about that, might have some argumentative holes.

I hope the UTC+0 boys have a nice day

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lgbt

>Gigs will never come b-

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>when the Hail Óðinn Sire kicks in

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there is literally zero difference between trad, USPM and speed metal

helstar is all three of those things

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so they play trad heavy metal? nice

this kills the folkfag

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they play manilla road heavy metal

He Poop. He snoop. But most importantly: he boop. longboi angery smol fren I am bekom fat super chub, aqua doggo shoob tungg aqua doggo. Thicc fat boi fluffer. Heckin long woofer smol fren woofer, adorable doggo porgo, wow very biscit corgo.

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I will rip that poster off Bongman's wall and shit on it

Are you okay?

Two birds with one stone, eh? Nice.

What compels a person to make a post such as this one.
Holy fuck he really lives rent free

metal discussion outside of /metal/ seems a lot more spergy lately

Ringo is a fucking mongoloid, yes. There's a lot of new-ish retards here lately

Is it just the metal that I listen to, or are fade-outs a really uncommon way to end a metal track?
Do any of your faves fade out at the end?

youtube.com/watch?v=uPlVVqbkiJ8

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Fade to Black, For Whom the Bell Tolls

BLASTAN?
youtube.com/watch?v=MBBVzujDxzQ

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youtu.be/FXnLLZQt-n0

lazerbeams PEW PEW

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>metal church - metal church
just as forgettable as the first time

well clearly you didn't forget it the first time

ah, love me some ͶATAN

there are bitches in that first wave black metal thread talking about bongman, at this point he is like the general's personal 9/11

if you can't recreate it in a live show, it's false and must not entry

youtu.be/jY6yBTYxLko?t=350

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(there are 4 bretty gud songs on it)

BURST COMMAND 'TIL...

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Ayy lmao metal?

FAAAAAART!

TOGETHER WE WILL BURN, AND NOT EXPLAIN
AND THIS WILL FEEL ECSTATIC

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ayy
youtu.be/FMbo_DqQQrg

Better than In the Sign of Evil

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Fuck no

Nah, but it's still pretty great. The true best Sodom album is this.

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Assparanus, i mean

sodom is even worse than anthrax

Sodom because listening to that deutschtrash is like getting sodomized by a huge congo black like Varg was in prison

Nothing is worse than Anthrax, the actual virus is better than the band.

thanks

Fistful of Metal is 80's thrash kino.

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I like some Anthrax, but this album is horrible.

NOOOO DON'T POST THIS I WROTE THAT ALBUM AND SCOTT JEWIAN ROSENBERG STOLE IT FROM ME

You again and your shitty opinion. Fistful is the only good Anthrax album.

What a fag

k lol

The singer is better, and the songs are better. That makes it better times 10^2, which is 100 times better.

Best melodeath album? I need to impress someone

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The first album is way better.

Stand out tracks are Deathrider and maybe Thrashing metal mad and Panic. And I'm Eighteen, definitely, that song sucks so bad it hurts.

Truee

In flames - Colony
At the gates - Slaughter of the soul
The black dahlia murder - Nocturnal, Abysmal
Amon amarth - Once sent from the golden hall

Everyone in this thread is arguing about matters of subjectivity with no basis in reality, trying apply labels that are not appropriate and do not fit well. Prove me wrong. When two people examine the same band and apply different, mutually exclusive categories to them, based on nothing but opinions such as "it sounds this way", the bankruptcy of genre autism is made manifest.

best technical metal album?
best avant garde metal album?
show me that not all metalheads are braindead

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Deathspell Omega - The Synarchy of Molten Bones

Kek

Simple and consistent is best. All else is braindead delusion.

Best Varg album?

Agreed.

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HEAVY METAL

MAKE! MY! DAY! CUNT!

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>technical
Lykathea Aflame - Elvenefris
>avant garde
I'd always go for Paracletus, with An Umbra Omega high up there too

skincauldron
7 years ago
When this album was originally released, the sticker on the actual vinyl record had the initial tracks listed on the album sleeve as being on Side B, while the later tracks listed on the sleeve (ending with "Deceiver") were labeled on the vinyl sticker as being on Side A, creating confusion and controversy amongst fans over which is the true song order. How some fans feel there's even a debate to be made is quite absurd. Simply put, "Island of Domination" while a great song, isn't an album closer. It doesn't work in that spot. It just doesn't. However, THIS SONG is a friggin closer! Indubitably and incontrovertibly. "Deceiver": The perfect culmination for a monumentally stupendous album. Nuff said.

Wish I could just fucking die

>these replies
So we can conclude that there really is no difference between trad, uspm and speed metal and the last 2 are just meme genres. Glad we finally cleared this up.

thanks bros
hvis or filosofem but my personal pick is hvis.

Has the best album of 2021 already been released?

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not metal

>the actual virus
>virus
it's a fucking bacterium, you clown
REEEEEE

lmao who cares you nerd

Until you "AOTY AOTY THIS SURELY IS AOTY" fags find a new album in a couple of days

Fuck yes
Better riffs, less repetitive

PM, AO & Tapping the Vein are their best, no doubt

Kek

>Spreading the Disease

The Carcass one

ad nauseam, but this is great too

>ear piercing vocals

youtube.com/watch?v=7TukmlSqUVo

Sleeping on the day
Sleeping on the night
He's got no other choice
Listen to the devils voice \m/

Mekong Delta - The Music of Erich Zann
Sigh - Imaginary Sonicscape

I do. Do you know what's breeding those extremely drug-resistant bacteria? Dumbass people going to the doctor with viral infections, and dumbass doctors prescribing antibiotics! KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. And I may be a nerd, but at least I don't listen to Summoning, or pair albums with Tolkien characters. But metal is inherently nerdy.
I must confess I'm not actually a microbiologist, and I apologize for the deception.

Here are some thematically related meals, just to keep it on topic:
youtube.com/watch?v=YOo5uUVfFHM
youtube.com/watch?v=rDQriIBTl3E

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FUCK YOU DUDE WHY YOU ARE LIKE THAT

above the weeping world
whoracle
pitch black progress

Who makes better metal, /metal/?

strawpoll.me/42664553

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Those of you who buy CDs where do you buy yours? Record stores, through Bandcamp, Amazon or what?

Go listen Mentors and appreciate this absolute MAN

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>scrolls past allegations of Varg's intimate knowledge of Congolese penis
>flips out over 'not metal'

I don't buy CDs any more, but I have obtained a few via Amazon Marketplace

>Voivod - Roooarrrr
This album is quite the accomplishment. Even after like the 6th listen I can't remember a single thing. Not a memorable or stand out riff let alone song. The whole thing just blends together and sounds the same. There are albums that make it work (e.g. [gore]grind stuff) but this is not one of them. It's not good it's not shit it's just a waste of fucking time.
At least the vocals and artwork are good.

I prefer Hole myself.

Was it the first "definitive" sounding black metal album?

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bandcamp and amazon usually

fuck cats

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No thanks.

cats can kill pests. If I see a bug flying around I pick up my cat and chase the bug while my cat swats at it and sometimes we kill it together then my cat eats it. I dont have my pets for function anyway. I have them as a love substitute because no human will ever love me

dogs are the biggest cuck animals and have shitbulls and other degenerate breeds
cats are chill chads who'd claw out your eyes in 3 seconds

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i like all animals besides arachnids fuck them

>infects owners with mind-controlling parasite
Pretty fucking metal if you ask me. Personally, I neither love them nor hate them, but can undestand both the love and the hate. My best metalhead friend loves them, and I get along very well with his current cat when I come to visit. I'll stroke her, and she'll nap on my lap, and so on.

Yeah, she is basically his wife; he'll be fucking gutted when she dies :-(

>I have them as a love substitute because no human will ever love me
cringe

>yfw Cronos is smarter than you
>In 2000, the band went on to headline the Wacken Open Air Festival in Germany and play a one-off show in the Netherlands before they were forced to take a break after Cronos was injured in a climbing accident in 2002, which left him unable to play bass or sing for nearly two years.[2]
>He took to the computer to pass the time and studied computing and games programming, he learned 3D software skills and worked as the main multimedia engineer for the computer and internet solutions companies K-Class Systems and Globalfibre.tv, where along with company owner Scott Toward, they created the first computer models for streaming media for the internet and mobile phones, as well as programming and building gaming maps and developing internet access via satellites.

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Name on metal-muscian than isn't smarter than the average /meal/-poster. Even one of the Babymetal-girls has a degree in neuroscience.

We are Envoys! And we take what is offered. And that must sometimes be enough.

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the first metal tranny

i'd like to like this, but ultimately it suffers from the same faults that make me dislike Slayer and early death metal: its not structured or rhythmic enough

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If you say so. If I disagree, I can not prove it, and neither can you. Subjectivity, bitches.

Voivod sucks.

every black metal shitter especially varg

so was he self taught? how do you get a job like that without a qualification?

preferably directly from the band or label, otherwise importcds or rarewaves on ebay

what do you mean not structured enough?
in particular with early DM its a very basic structure, most of Death's and MA's early work had some pretty basic verse/chorus style and they only got fancier later
unless thats what you mean the problem is

Why are you guys so autistic?

>watching or caring about tv in any capacity
ngmi
enjoy your wormies

>Hail Óðinn Sire
Burzum sucks

>he fell for the toxo meme
lmao

Hating cats is semitic.
not kidding

What are some metal tracks with nature sounds incorporated?

a large proportion of atmoshit

You can hear Varg fart in most of his songs if you listen closely

Maybe not the best place to ask this but the tweeter of my Edifier R1700BT just got ripped. Any recomendations for a good substitute?

>tweeter

We don't like Twitterfags here, begone...

mesa boogie dual rectifier circa 2003 + orange cab

redpill me on saint vitus

>We don't like Twitterfags here, begone...

Maybe you should learn more about speakers to find the diference between a tweeter and a twitter, dumbshit

Everything is nature sounds
Guitars are natural
Gutterals are natural

Not really what I was looking for but thanks anyway

new mr bungle is fucking cool

Any metal recs? This is an important piece of early proto metal produced in Brazil in the last decade, enjoy:
youtube.com/watch?v=BKSxkUPKwuE

Trevor is such a beast

I trust you guys knowing more about music than rest of Dab Forums but I want to know if there's albums with just ambient, I dunno sinister instrumental stuff like Eye Flys intro
youtube.com/watch?v=QwIxe5muAjc&list=PLG2vUZ0V8S_FUCJa7BqeV6oaEijzPMT9c
and the beginning part of this Doom album
youtube.com/watch?v=4Ah2lRoMDrk
I know about Dark Ambient but majority of that is done with computer.

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Rate my library. Please shit all over my taste, as I own this all on vinyl. Vinyl sure is awesome but not as awesome open mouthed pale man cartoons, so be sure to send me plenty of those, especially the ones where they are drinking protein shakes.

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0/666

asphyx is shit.
+ for autopsy
bolt thrower is overrated
bathory only has one good album
burzum is a meme
candlemass and celtic frost are cool
that dark angel album kicks ass
i like deicide, but their early albums got scott burns'd to shit

otherwise your taste is pretty similar to mind. good work.

Is it wrong to like stuff that is overrated?

nope, but don't listen to it/buy it just because other people like it

I fucking love that Bolt Thrower record. Always can rely on it when I need to throw something on but don't want to hear anything in particular.

>asphyx is shit.
>+ for autopsy
>bolt thrower is overrated
>bathory only has one good album
awful post

what's wrong with autopsy?

what's your address and when do you leave for a vacation?

Thoughts on this? I think I have to agree with it. Genre faggotry is autism.

they only made one good album

Could’ve been a 10 without Carry The Flame

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You want to steal all of that? Your mood and intention is ambiguous.

>
waste of dubs

10/10 albums don't exist.

Excuse me? I just want to borrow them. You can keep the burzum ones though.

power metal is for fags

Correct. Albums can only be compared against each other. There is no objective measuring stick that we can compare albums against. I can and do submit that Effigy of the Forgotten is the best death metal album, but you can deny it, because there is no objective scale of verification for musical quality. The universal scale is that my opinion is right because it is mine and your opinion is wrong because it differs from mine. That is as close you can get to rigorous objectivity in music.