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I want Faye’s ever inflating giant right boob to be a new main character. Like back when assbot’s nice ass was a bigger character than assbot herself, before assbot became a lesbian.

What queer orientation do you guys think Faye’s right tit should be?

he's bi

Man. Elliot doesn't need this shit in his life. What a hassle.

What brother?

>Am I the only one that feels like he's getting roped into being gay?
>Three women* each push their idea of personal acceptance onto him, two of whom do so solely for satisfying their personal interests and objectification of homosexuality
>Has never been the object of someone's attraction beyond momentary sexual attraction during his attempt to become more extroverted, confuses good camaraderie for physical attraction, believes reciprocation of said attraction is obligatory.
>All of this has happened in the course of like a day or two
Jeph has been stringing this shit along since this strip, and the whole fucking process has been an sped-up exhibit of the pandering to his fujoshi audience that's been going on for years. It's all been a push for more patreonbux, and the funny thing is he almost torpedoed months of gaybaiting by introducing Chuunitits.

Next post the series where Big Fuckin Chuuni Tits did the exact same thing, but everyone hated it because BFCT isn’t trans.

Heterosexual, only because it's where she stored Marten's missing testicles.

These threads are the only ones that care about her and her tits, and they're poor man's methodone for nu-Mays glorious amazonian body.

Clinton has a brother? I never saw that!

>nu-Mays glorious amazonian body.
Which Jeph quickly abandoned in favor of this drawn out garbage, but that was predictable after he hamfisted Sven and May's moral dilemma together and called it a day.

I'm sorry, am I missing something? When did he have a brother?

Adoption maybe?

user, how do you truly know you're not gay until you date another guy and suck his dick?

Up until the day he became Clintons sister.

why can't there be a clinton irl he's super cute

He's always had a brother, "Claire"

It's true though.

Dukkha

You’re just not looking hard enough.
The young sexuality confused ginger twinks have gotta be hiding somewhere.

Oh

Time for a game:

What's Claire's deadname?

"you're beautiful" was six years ago and you're still obsessed

One of the most memeable moments in all of Dab Forums; of course we are.

So I don't read this, but I know that the dude with the shitty leet speak "TEH" shirt was a self-insert for Jeph. What happened to that? Did Jeph go full faggot and decide no straight men allowed?

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I swear most folks at the time just wanted to see them fuck

Long dong Tom, the pelvis bane.

Jeph makes five figures every month turning out artistic vomit after stabbing himself twice. We're invested in seeing him fuck himself up a third time as much as his fujoshi followers are invested seeing a ginger twink suck giant manchild cock.
Something starting with "Cl" since Clinton hasn't trannied up yet and Claire still keeps close to that naming convention.

It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion, only unlike a real train wreck I was looking forward to the carnage and felt no guilt for my schadenfreude.

Clarence is the easiest option.

>Something starting with "Cl" since Clinton hasn't trannied up yet and Claire still keeps close to that naming convention.
Clobbercock

He publicly declared that nobody in Jephworld was perfectly straight, and for the most part he's held to that by making everyone gay, trans, a robofucker, written out completely, or put so far into the background that they may as well have been written out. He sold himself out to an audience of gay objectifiers and trans cheerleaders for their money, and now he's in too deep to stop or else he gets canceled by his own fans and is forced to kill himself.
We're here for that last part.

Wait, is this ginger dude the dude from the beginning with the shitty TEH shirt?

I mean I wouldn't mind seeing Clinton get nailed first.

Cliff

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does someone actually have the whole comic?

I know you're reading this thread because you can't keep yourself from smugly browsing here and that other Reddit QC board, you fucking hack. My robo-abortion challenge still stands, you gigantic rotted pussy. You don't have the skill or balls, Jacques.

Kek

The first death knell for the self insertion thing probably rang back when Jepp pissed off the fatties and famously stabbed his hand. After that he revealed Claire was trans for quick and easy woke points and began shipping her with the main character. And after that everything descended on a downward trend of the comic becoming more and more about virtue signaling pandering and less and less about basically anything else.

Marten eventually had to be phased out of the comic after he fucked the trans chick, because Jehh only knows how to write cheap relationship drama, so having Marten do anything at all is risking him being too problematic because nothing bad is allowed to happen to trans women and by extension their boyfriends.

You seem to have an unhealthy relationship with this crappy long running slice of life webcomic user.

Short answer: No.

Clayton

It’s all on the website. But we do not post links to the website because we do not give Jacks clicks.

>Clinton
>Clayton
Oh shit.

I wholeheartedly agree, actually.

Sorry, Jeph. We figured it out

Dunno what the fuck you’re doing here if you don’t.

no shit. but someone posted one frame from yesterday's issue. i want to see the advance copy from patreanon. thats the only reason to come to these threads.

Jeph's beeen busted!

Free idea for the hack: somebody who knew Clayton as a young boy discovers he's living in NoHo and decides to ridicule him for transitioning, forcing Marten to actually grow a spine and defend someone. That's at least four months of mini-arc drama right there, and it breaks away from the worn out Clinton/Eliot arc and lets you milk it even further.
But you don't have the skills or balls to do it, you fucking hack.

Pardon me. I’m on some cold medicine and everything kinda feels like wading through pudding.

There was an old thread back in the archive where the comic from OP was already posted. Here >.

Dunno why OP screencapped the one panel and made a whole new thread. Seems like bad form.

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I mean I've read it forever and think jeph is a coward terrified of actual drama and leans hard on stereotypes because he doesn't know how to truly write characters outside of his snarky walking disaster wheelhouse like Faye and dora.
But I think some of the bile thrown his way in recent years is a bit too much.

Lol you're fucking great. Having the main character defend his boyfriend and not be the submissive bottom that he is would be a good change. Not great or shocking but it would at least be something.

In fact, Clayton not having any mockery towards him at all is stupid and makes this shit look even more like the webcomic equivalent of Full House.

I’d say you’d have a better point about Jeph not deserving the vitriol, if I weren’t so sure that he is taking all of his patreon money and crying all the way to the bank anyway.

I maintain that Clayton is Jeph's regular in-comic avatar when he wants to make a statement about something involving gay or trans rights, but can't afford to be accused of using his white straight privilege to speak for unprivileged and underrepresented minorities. He even fucked up using robots as a metaphor for disadvantaged minorities because of how homogeneous all the characters have become.

Is he STILL not fucking that baker?

GOD DAMN IT JEAN!
SOMEONE STOP HER MADNESS!

Closest we got was touched his arm once and everyone clapped.

>he doesn't know
you poor, sweet, summer child...

If the comic in its present form could be summarized by a single line, this would be it.

This one was so fucking gross.
Who the fuck wants to read this shit?

Does Jeph honestly think this is a conversation siblings would ever have with one another?

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are you implying it would be possible to have a healthy relationship with this crappy long running slice of life webcomic?
because if you are, you're fucking insane, user.

i don't get it

I dunno I just want to see all the characters fuck, and always have.

That's what it's all about in the end. Always has been.

>not trying to mind control your siblings with dadaist hyperpsychology

If Jeph had any balls he’s have Clint turn down Elliot because Clint realizes he isn’t gay.

I remember the one time my brother had coincidentally just learned about the existence of one of my fetishes, and was telling me about how he thought it was the funniest and most ridiculous shit that anybody could aroused by something so silly. And I just kinda had to awkwardly sit there and be like “Haha. Yeah, that sure is crazy bro.”

Jeph really only writes two things: Whedonesque snark, and horribly awkward and robotic dialogue. He's not good at subtle plot progression and even worse at writing people like normal people. In this case, Jeph needed Clinton to further develop his confusion over how to react to Eliot's interest, so he wrote Clayton as pressuring him into believing physically intimate thoughts about Eliot should be what he wanted, essentially gaslighting him deeper into his own sexual confusion for Clayton's own personal interests.
It's only a reasonable conversation between siblings if you believe gaslighting your sibling is a regular and acceptable thing to do.

If you were unsure how you felt about your fetish and your brother basically talked you into accepting that fetish solely for his own personal entertainment and satisfaction at seeing you become that sort of fetishist, you would be the Clinton in that scenario.

That’s kinda hot in and of itself.

Asking someone questions to get them to think about something they're unsure about is not gaslighting, user, especially if they started the conversation. Someone who isn't attracted to men isn't going to be unsure about what they think about a big muscle dude snuggling them. Gaslighting would be dismissing their responses or giving them answers and talking them out of disagreement.

Gonna agree with anons calling this manipulative. Elliot is not my type, but the sexually charged way Claire talks here even gets me a little turned on.

That's because you're gay, Charles.

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I've always gone with "Clive" myself.

Who's Chuuni Tits?

Willow Dragonsong. Or maybe her name was Oaken Phoenixplume, I can’t remember.

She’s the fat one with the dot eyebrows from that trio of fujoshis that was following Elliot around for a while just so that they could swoon every time he did something gay. Then she opened her big mouth and started talking to Clinton and self admittedly forcing her friendship upon him, officially promoting her status from a prop to an official character.

We all do

Wow you're going to look like such an asshole when reveals the breast cancer storyline that's he's been planning for over a decade.

It's your own fault for being into feet.

Please, user. The term “cancer” is boobophobic when referring to a mass of mammary cells that has chosen to exit its former host and transition into its own individual personhood via a robot body.

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>officially promoting her status from a prop to an official character.
Which may or may not be happening now, after the backlash he got from writing her as flatout objectifying his twink nascency as personal fetish material. I still think he's going to disappear her or use her for a half-assed mea culpa morality lesson.

Criticising anything in this as objectifying a fetish seems a bit rich.

Isn't Pinoko a parasitic twin?

That's Dab Forums's primary motivation for a lot of this comic. We've been waiting for several couples to just fuck and get cheated out of sex every time.

I really want to rape that faggot

Clark.

I know a man named Clare.

Fag.

You see the irony that was lost on the subreddit that normally sucks Jeph's ass, then.

>Elliot is not my type, but the sexually charged way Claire talks here even gets me a little turned on.
user, I don't know how to tell you this but...

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Alright, where is the ClintonxElliot porn?
Solo Elliot is fine too.

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>Am I the only one that feels like he's getting roped into being gay?
No, it was made quite clear his infatuation was genuine.

But that's clearly not what the comic shows.

Where is the new comic?

She can't keep getting away with it!

I guess if you ask someone a question about what kind of thing they might be attracted to it means you're converting them through transvoodoo.

Someone edit "cancer" to "Gay ray"

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I guess patreanon isn't posting tonight.

I wonder if they're ok?

Jeph finally identified the guy and turned the user gay.

Or just 'The Gay'

You can't turn anyone gay. That's impossible. You have to already be gay or bi to be turned on by this

You can if you're Asian.

Curious, but how did any of the gay anons here found out you was gay?

Also give God a noticeable boner.

I don't really want to go into it myself, but I've got a lesbian friend who says she realized she was gay at age 5 when she saw the Wizard of Oz for the first time and wanted to marry Judy Garland.

The quirkiness is off the charts.

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Haha oh No! A dick pic! Something completely horrifying and not at all something any girl who grew up with a cell phone has had to deal with from one retard or another, yeah, throw it in a lake!

Why is Clinton starting to increasingly look like an hrt femboy?

>There I was going out for my daily canoeing when I pulled up Tinder and some fuckboi DM'd me his cock, so my phone went into the drink
Really though, considering her rampant fetish for the gays I'd much more likely believe that she pestered some guy for lewds only to to freak when it turned out he was a normal dude instead of some smooth twink.

LOL

Yes, yes, more tits. I am pleased.

Jeph is feminizing him away from his previously masculine appearance to make the final pairing with Eliot more palatable. Or maybe Jeph's just a shit artist and he can't differentiate between Clinton and Clayton. He forgot to color in his robo-hand the other night.
Every time Chuunitits has been featured in a strip so far, her shitty internet-brained quirkiness gets worse. It's going to get to the point where Jeph is going to resurrect the Random NoHo Fairy Girl just to amp the lolsorandom quirkiness to even further levels of obnoxiousness.

Any webcomic author who wants a gay couple: "They can't be both masculine, one HAS to be the girl in the relationship"

how many velmas does this strip have now?

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It's not being done for his own creative satisfaction, it's his fucking patrons mainlining their fujoshi habits by funding a badly written comic version of slashfics of his own content.
None, they're all the character equivalent of Scrappy and that one really annoying kid from Thirteen Ghosts.

>feminizing him away from his previously masculine appearance
Let's be real, Clinton has always looked the star of a "Poor Little White Boy" porno. The only time Jeph has ever drawn him as anything other than short nerd with a slight build was right after his date with Emily. Ironically Clinton looked way more like a trendy gay guy back then with the slicked back coif.

In a better webcomic Fat Fucking Chuuni Tits would have a hateful rivalry with the NoHo Fairy over who could be more obnoxious.

Clinton was never masculine

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webcomic readers, like the authors, are mostly women. the average readership is 70% chicks, and somehow it gets way lower for sappy rom-coms and higher for Jojo-tier ultraviolent faggotry unlike traditional comics.
The only way to make bank with gay couples is to appeal to your pre-existing customer base. Homos might like realistic relationships but there's one gay man for every dozen fujos , and most of them aren't ready for hardcore, bara on bara, leather and bikes, Tom of Finland shit.

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When you reach puberty, or sometimes before, and you realize the kind of person you like, that's generally a sign of your orientation. Is this something you haven't experienced yet?

>1200 strips later
Jesus fucking christ, it's like he read a Dr. Seuss book for inspiration and never looked back. He only looks masculine by comparison.

Well he definitely got a lot skinnier and more androgynous.

It reminds me of Penny Arcade's evolution into blobby cartoon shit, after Pigface told their audience to go fuck themselves when they started complaining about how wonky it looked. Now it's nothing but exaggerated Disney-esque trash.

absolutely zero understanding of women. even Dab Forums could write a better woman.

I'm this close to writing a song about how shit QC is. I'd call it, "When Is Something Going To Happen?"

That's peak Clinton masculinity. Here's his first appearance.

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Honestly I think Clinton as he was first introduced is more masculine. Not the 'muscular Chad' sort, but masculine nonetheless. I know Hacques has a problem with characters having a completely different personality when first introduced (see: Hanners, Brun, Elliot), but Clinton is one of the worst. Look at this face: you can tell exactly what he's supposed to look like, and it's a long-faced, hooknosed geek with an overbite, not a feminine twink. The sort of character that means well but comes off as annoying and easily emotionally swayed. You know, you imagine him having a very nasal voice and stuff.
It's such a far cry from the twinky shy femboy he's supposed to be now, it's ridiculous.

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Samefag but jesus christ he even has a little bit of male pattern baldness going on here. Imagine Joph giving short shorts neo-Clinton a hairline like that.

because you know, people don't develop or change how they look especially in college

It's been less than three months in-story. You can change your style in that period of time, but you can't change your bones, Jeph.

Dude, this is QC. Time moves slow as fuck. 3 irl years of comics equates to like 20 minutes passing in the Jephniverse.

these threads have become a lot less fun since one faggot started writing paragraph after paragraph about why the jeph sucks and needs to end himself
It's like, we all know, it's implicit, you have a real hateboner for the dude

I'd say that first appearance Clinton is less masculine simply because you can hear the whiny nasal insecurity from the character design. is much more pretty boy, but also gives an air of self-assurance in design - helped by this being around the time he told off Claire for meddling in his life and pressuring him. The weirdest thing about current Clinton is that he's he's not actually gotten shorter, Jeph has made Eliot taller.

I'm surprised there's actual discussions about the comic and characters. Usually it's "terrible" and "just fuck already."

Speaking of which, I remember when Clayton didn't look like such a mess.

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Wedding arc Claire was peak Claire.

This

She looked like a normal human being back then.

and that's probably because when she was first introduced she wasn't written to be a tranny(notice why I'm using 'she' pronouns)

Jeph just made her trans out of nowhere because: "representation motherfucker"

You're welcome, you whiny bitch. Better than you complaining that they haven't fucked yet or samefagging posts about pretending to not know why Clinton looks like a twink muppet now.

Geoph planned it - notice how (s)he never had lips, like the male characters.

The wedding arc is something like 50 strips after he revealed Claire as trans. It's actually only a little more than 120 strips between her intro and the reveal, but only 27 appearances. Also this this best asshole Claire moment.

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I missed jerk Clive. He used to have some semblance of a personality

>first appearance Clinton is less masculine simply because you can hear the whiny nasal insecurity
Eh, he was definitely an awkward nerd, but insecurity =/= femininity. First appearance Clinton was without any doubt a dude and bore no resemblance to a girl whatsoever.

>The weirdest thing about current Clinton is that he's he's not actually gotten shorter, Jeph has made Eliot taller.
This is very true. Elliot used to just be a fairly tall, reasonably buff guy but he's grown into this huge hulking body builder. In pic related he's shown to be a bit bigger than Marten (who we know is very skinny already), but nothing ridiculous. Clinton is shorter than Marten but not by that much, so it's stupid that the height difference is now suddenly supposed to be Faye/Bubbles tier.

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None, Velma is petite and smart. If you're asking how many fat brunettes with big boobs he's at like, 4 or 5

Maybe the last time a strip was a little funny, historic

Tomato tomahto

Did Jeff just get done watching Loop for inspiration on how to write autism?

>grew up with a cell phone

I think this still technically takes place in 2004.

i'm a transexual who lived in northampton for 10 years and i cant understand why anyone would ever read this comic

Marigold doesn't have lips here. That's her name, right? Marigold? Not someone else? It's been so long that I'm not 100% certain.

No, he was just born a faggot.

>0.03% robots
Terrible.

Chuds continue getting owned, I see. You won't win FCT with your dicks.

Exactly. Just... Just read Rain if you want a good trans comic. rain.thecomicseries.com/comics/1/

This comic is still going?

What the fuck?

Wow, Jeph is such a shit artist. He constantly retcons characters' DNA/forgets facial features

Even if that's the deal, these characters are still surrounded by highly advanced AI and I feel like Hannerlore used to call down orbital laser strikes when the strip still had gags, I don't think it's too far fetched to say they grew up with mobile phones.

Agreed.

>that comic
So both Clinton and Elliot have had multiple unrequited crushes on female characters before, both got explicitly rejected at least twice (Emily, Padma, Brunx2) and have expressed frustration over being unlucky with romance.
This is like two Dab Forums incels brainwashing themselves into thinking they like 'girldick' and putting on striped socks out of desperation and fear that they'll never find anyone otherwise.

I feel like whenever a character is supposed to be bad he has them look uglier and whenever he gives them “””character development””” he makes them look hotter.

Clinton at least went out on a date with Emily, Eliot hasn't had any sort of relationship ever.

Yeah, the tendency to lapse into a little shit, especially where Clinton was concerned, gave Claire some spice as a character. Jeph probably would have been better off keeping that and having her and Pintsize riff off each other.

Even accounting for Jeph's inconsistency with heights, Elliot has to be something like 6'8 in recent strips.

Nah, I think it's mostly his artstyle declining and him getting lazier.
It's very samefacey now, basically every character has the same broad-tipped skislope nose, huge animu eyes, lipless mouth and narrow chin/V-shaped jaw. It used to actually be pretty varied, and I don't think that has much to do with hotness or ugliness. Imo characters like Faye, Dora, Tai and Hanners used to look a lot better.

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It's pretty gross watching all the girl characters and the """girl""" character all pushing him in one direction, like his life is their personal entertainment.
"awww he's gay now that's so cuuuuute"
fucking cunts get a cat or something, this is evil behavior

It clearly is.

Unfortunately that's not what the comic shows. The Gay is communicable.

You can't turn anyone gay, but you can certainly influence someones standards, especially if that person is desperate for any sort of romantic or sexual affection.

Does it count as a date if she's too autistic for it to be romantic?

No, then it's just rape.

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lol 6 or 7 year old strip where he has 2 normal hands

Thats literally how it works though user. Monkey see, monkey do.

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>Becoming trans so you can play the victim on the internet

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He gets paid for yaoi and yuri soap operas,not for trying to draw well.

We even got robots that are just recolors.

Claire just enjoys manipulating him

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In theory, the world Geph invented has all sorts of interesting stories possible. But instead, it's used just for lengthy 'will they ever get together' stories.

there's still the other QC subreddit that is totally fine with complaining about the comic

Aaaaaand Claire suffered no consequences for his decisions, because Claire is perfect. Barf.

isn't that why most trannies do it

Can he not draw boobs in a tank top correctly? Se has the same mess-ed up chest proportions as Faye

gotta say, he was perfectly justified here

over the last few years, the comic has averaged one week of story time per calendar year

The nose ring is when she got ruined, for me

>shortly thereafter we meet the brown autist who, just like every other hacques character, acts completely different from how they do now

She doesn’t even pull out her harpoon anymore

Remember, your on Dab Forums. Many of the boards denizens (old and new) liked Futa before the SJW's corrupted it for political gain.

Good idea......

.....till his SJW fanbase decries him for having a white male "defend/mansplain" a transgender person. He's dumb, but not THAT dumb.

The antagonist is now a another MtF trans who is shitting on Claire for "passing privilege" and accusing Marten of only being with her because Claire is so feminine.

Four years later Clayton would go on to commit an even worse act of manipulation and still suffer no consequence from it.

...shit, that's a better idea than what I had. That's even a REAL situation that happens.

He fucking _just_ had Faye, the white woman, defend against robot cultural appropriation. I don't think it's too far out for him to do the same with Marten, unless he learned a lesson.

Every time. He introduces a fairly interesting new character with their own personality and sometimes even flaws, and then he quickly realises writing an actual personality is too hard and they join the 'well-meaning progressive witty friend' crowd. They may be allowed to hang onto one or two quirks to differentiate them from other characters, if Jooph is in a particularly good mood that day.
>we will never get dominant smoking Hanners back

When did Stabby give a robot MtF traits?

How can this become this . Is he actively going for a dyke look?!

You wear a V-neck, you fuckwit. You're already gay and have been for a while.

Twist: the other MtF is going to be Clinton
>in a shocking turn of events Clinton announces he is a trans woman
>gets mad at Claire for passing
>gets mad at Marten for not responding to his advances
>then decides he is actually a trans lesbian
>starts screeching at every lesbian cast member that they're transphobic for not fucking him
>final panel is an orgy involving every lesbian of QC, with neo-Clinton spread eagle in the middle, all naked
>the final reveal
>Clinton was in fact born female
>his transition arc was in fact a detransition
With this final page, Jeph will finally create the ultimate ruse. The ultimate reader deception.
Please, Joff. Please.

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Interesting idea. I see one problem with that.

J. Jacques doesn't plan ahead.

So FFCT is basically what Clinton is SUPPOSE to be, huh? Just an annoying nerd?

People generally don't become trans to stop people harassing them. It should be pretty obvious at this point that that's not what happens.

playing the victim != stopping people from harassing them

No, Clinton was supposed to be an overbearing weirdo, FFCT was supposed to be extroverted and endearingly quirky.

If Claire were still in college you could even have the antagonist forcibly out Claire against her will.

He is wearing a women's coat in after all.

For once I'll defend Geph - that's a men's wool pea coat

Mitch. Taking a name that kinda sounds like your original is just asking for awkward moments when a friend or relative accidentally calls you by it.

>”Sex with Clinton is kind of rough because he keeps scraping me with his teeth.”
>”he is new to going down on guys.”
>”It was anal.”

>he's not into the twink biting you

Look at the buttons.

Do you really think Japh knows the buttons on mens and womens coats are mirrored?

I figured that is why they are bringing the short stack around so he does all this gets up the courage and then ends up balls deep in the fupa

I assume he wears something other than t-shirts and sweats.

Who's to say the only clothes with buttons he wears aren't women's clothes these days?

Claire and Pintsize's fun rivalry was the most entertaining relationship in this comic.

Most people are not particularly conscious of this fashion detail, particularly when the clothes are facing them rather than being worn. He probably just picked a side he thought was easier to draw and didn't think about it.

The edit about her fucking him into oblivion was funny.

Where was that?

I've seen it in thread a few times.

I just realized. Claire has more chemistry with Pintsize than with Marten.

Marten's lack of chemistry is a phenomena that should be studied by everyone in the natural sciences.

Marten's lack of... anything should be studied

Jeph removing the indie rock references also took away Marten's only defining personality(being an expert on indie musicians).

Btw, does anybody remember that Marten is a guitarist? A great one at that?

he's bi

I used to love this comic. I followed probably every day for years. Is it really just propaganda at this point?

I was in at the prime of internet comics. I don't want to believe that it over.

>Is it really just propaganda at this point?
It's been past that point for a while, m8.

Marten can fucking shred

Or play some pretty good blues rock style solos and atmospheric sounds in his band Deathmøle.

youtu.be/tMTM2HkHo_s

And now the only thing he shreds is bedsheets when his boyfriend is plowing him in the ass.

This is like saying that if you get turned on by that pedo copypasta then you want to fuck little girls in real life.

My God the awesome post metal guitar playing, THAT'S supposed to be Marten? WTF happened to him? He's a good musician and they never bring it up ever again.

Well. . .

I'm pretty sure that most QC fans don't even know that Marten is musician.

That is leagues better than anything he's ever drawn or written. Fuck, that's good.

Jeph wrote that too, which in universe, means that Marten wrote that.

Seriously, Jeph/Marten should ditch focusing on relationships and go back to writing kickass post rock/metal.

Lol Jeph is a better musician than a writer.

No, I get that Jeph wrote this it's just so much better than anything he's written cartoon wise. I get that gay pandering is a cash cow, but if you can write shit like this why would you ever abandon it? Getting rid of the music angle of the comic was a giant mistake. Music was half the reason, more than half, I watched Metalocalypse and it'd be great if there was something to fill that void. I know this is long past, but, fuck, a webcomic that really went all in on the music shit would be great.

Exactly
#BringbackthemusicJeph

Holy shit this is awesome. This and the musical references are the stuff that Jeph is best at. But he abandoned both and all we're left with is pure shit.

his twotter gang was up in arms over how guns are offensive so we got the harpoon which is so much safer

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I cannot overstate my hatred that this track comes from the same dude as "you're beautiful"

It's like if In Flames was responsible for Loss.

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>guns are offensive
Faggots.

Everyone in this comic looks like some insufferable fuck on Twitter who lives in San Francisco.

>I cannot overstate my hatred that this track comes from the same dude as "you're beautiful"
Y E P

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More specifically Jester's Race era In Flames

God I love that album

3:43 If that really is supposed to be Marten playing than hot daaaamn is he skilled at guitar.

The runic language of the internet dork. This is fucking gold.

It's set in a college town so basically the same shit

Google Northampton and Smith College and prepare to be angry.

Yeah, I'm a fan.

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Is there one for bike cuck?

I'm gonna need some clarification on some of these.

No idea.

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Honestly the runes of true meme magic.

Truly fuckin tragic that stab hand ever really fuckin had it.

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It's so sad to imagine QC could have gone on to be a comfy webcomic about the shenanigans of a starting band accompanied by actual music. He could even have done a Gorillaz style thing with animated music videos featuring the characters.

That would have been awesome

Webtoon has musical accompaniment to some comics, which I find super weird (it's generally not comics about bands but more like mood music), but I guess it's proof that the format works.

I can only hope Stabby Handers still follows these threads so he can absorb the missed opportunities of his fuckin garbo

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Hey, If Homestuck can do it anyone can

The glint of hope I have for this comic IS Jeph coming back to his innate talent and passion for music.

I like to think there's a non-shit timeline where that happened.

And of course Ava's Demon has those occasional videos.

Oh yeah, that comic's good. Nothing groundbreaking but, it's nice.

Same.

Longshot 1/1000 bet, but I'm pulling for the underdog. If only Dab Forums had prop bets for popularity in a year...

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>Am I the only one that feels like he's getting roped into being gay?
Nope.

The robots put something in the water to turn all the people gay.

You mean Dab Forums?

Why does he have a electrical outlet tattoo? That's dumb.

Everyone looks so tired. It's like they KNEW what was coming.

Hes got a robot hand.

He went on one date with the autistic Asian lady and they went to get him a tattoo for some reason. There was no second date.

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I'm surprised this didn't lead to the 2nd stabbening.

This reminds me why I hate Tai so much. She's DUDE WEED AMIRITE the character until she turns into DUDE US DYKES AMIRITE the character.

Also how forced her 'character development' was.
>hmm I want to pair up Dora but her fling with the older dad wasn't LGBTQ enough
>I know! I'll pair up Dora, who has jealousy issues, with the promiscuous lesbian hippie who prefers casual sex over relationships!
>it's okay, Tai is ready to settle down now and will never long for or even mention her old lifestyle again
>Geff, my boy, you have done it again, if I do say so myself

Marten's been playing guitar for 10 years of course he's great.

I miss Deathmole

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Oh yeah Marten was a music nerd.

I bet everyone forget that.

God damn, Martin was even wearing a Sunn shirt. Fuck this comic has gone downhill HARD.

Marten*

it's like there to make you say: whoa dude!

he looks like the polar express kid who wants to play sicko mode or mo bamba

I HATE this retard
god you'd think you can't make a character worse than renigga, but heoh never ceases to amaze!
at this point, it's the only thing he's good at, delivering more and more insufferable character

No. there are two now:
r/QuestionableContent is full of criticism
r/QContent is "Jeph does everything right"

I don't post in either one, I just lurk a lot

Dude's been pretty bicurious.

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Notice how Clinton's nose gradually tilts upwards over time. Eventually he'll have a pig snout.

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No new comic for today?

>Eventually he'll have a pig snout.
A nose to match his personality

Cartoonist regression hit this comic fucking hard. All of his post-2010 artwork is miles better than anything pre-2010, but it's been a long arc towards mediocre big-eyed style and flat palettes with empty backgrounds.

Man, look at that profile. This whole trying to be anime but being too sloppy and westernized to actually succeed thing Jeph has going on with his artstyle needs to go. The characters end up looking deformed and sloppy.

Also damn, this thread has been up for forever, at least for a QC thread.

Yea I want new material to shit on

Clinton, tomorrow.

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Holy fucking jizz stains, why in the name of fuck would Jeph want to stop writing music? This is really good.

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and the most vile offender

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201 Faye is the best Faye

Pandering apparently makes you lose interest for doing what truly want and can do well.

he has no love for his craft, remember Alice Grove? the webcomic he really wanted to do, but wouldn't until he got enough patreon money? then he quit halfway into the storyline and threw together a half-assed ending? and none of his backers even flinched? the man lives life on autopilot with all the free money he gets to put in the absolute bare minimum. as long as he puts out 5 pages a week with something on them, he gets 20kish a month. there's literally no reason for him to try, so he doesn't. he spends all day seething on twitter about everything and cranks out a comic page of hot garbage. I'd ask how he manages to sleep at night, but we all already know the answer to that.

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2430 Hannelore is how I feel as of late when a new strip with Chuunitits drops. There is no bottom with that character.

1300-1500 Dora looks acceptably decent, before Jeph started experimenting with his nu-realism style and then backslid into the lazy Seussian anime style he does today.

300th Comment!

>Competent enough in music, but can't keep his attention span focused long enough to put more energy into long-term audio projects; won't risk actually competing with other indie musicians
>Financially stable enough to pursue other artistic side projects, but isn't capable enough to juggle them or produce content that can stand on its own
>2 Failed marriages, despite being independently wealthy and successful
>Every significant measure of success is tied to a mediocre slice-of-life comic that's sustained only by a fanbase that caused him to harm himself and would eat him alive despite pandering to their personal fetishizing, to the point where he literally can't escape the creative hole he's dug himself into without ruining himself financially and professionally.
I would say that being Jeph is a small slice of hell, but his insufferable smugness when he's not bitching about something and the absolutely criminal amount he regularly pulls in through patreon for creatively bankrupt garbage cancels any sympathy I might have.

Sorry for the delay, boys.

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The black chick has Dora's face and the bitchy robot reminds me of a Tau. And what the fuck is going on with that house's wall?

Why do you keep calling her Chuunitits? What does it mean?

Sounds alot like r/Seattle and r/SeattleWA

500 for young, boozy Faye
1302 for still young, but sauce-free Rosie the Riveter expy Faye

515 > 1252 > who cares

666 - 715 are good to go, 767 is an abomination

>so terrible it didn’t even get it’s own thread
Jeph continues amaze

>What does it mean?
It means he's forcing a meme.

Tai's the lesbian equivalent of the roastie meme, which honestly kind of fits.

>Tai's the lesbian equivalent of the roastie meme
So she's stunning and brave?

Jeph's actually released 2 EPs and 9 albums worth of material for Deathmole over the past 15 years. He's a far more prolific musician than many actual professional musicians. It's just that when you're working in post-metal, particularly instrumental post-metal, you've got to go in with an understanding that no one will really care.

That's a tattoo? I always assumed it was some panel that was connected to the maintenance of his hand.

Nah, it's a tat.

>that fucking vinyl siding
That's....that's not how vanishing points....or perspective...or ANYTHING works

Terrible.

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I want more Iris.

Because she's Fat Fucking Chuuni Tits. Chuuni is a Japanese term that is kind of difficult to explain briefly, but mostly indicates a person operating under an assertion/delusion that facilitates a sense of importance or specialness.

She's been FFCT since the beginning.

I’ve been using it because I saw the other guy doing it. I have no idea what it means either and I would also like it if someone would explain, but I was hesitant to ask

For a minute there at the start, I was sort of hoping that calling her by the name of a different tree every time would catch on.

Is she really chuuni? She's more of a garden variety new age spiritual vibrational frequencies type. Do the types really overlap?

I still like FFCT, though. I bet Jeph is seething at that nickname by now.

She really isn't chuuni, but someone really likes the term so here we are.

They can overlap. It's the difference between saying "God speaks to all of us" and "God speaks directly to me."

I was doing that for awhile, but FFCT is quicker than Elm Grootslangscapula.

Chuuni comes from "Chuunibyo" or "Eighth Grader Syndrome" aka, people who build their personalities on believing in make believe. You remember the kind of kids who ran around wearing Naruto headbands in public who genuinely believed they could do ninjitsu because they had memorized the poses in the manga? THAT'S what a Chuuni is. FFCT has the same sort of immature energy of someone who truly believes in shonen friendship magic yaoi romance.

Cherry Valkyriepenis' chuuniness stems more from her belief that the universe is guiding her directly than her being a rampant fujo.

That isn't chuuni, tho.

You're describing a word with it's original intent, or it's meaning in a snapshot of time. That is sadly the wrong approach.

Words have no meaning other than teh power memes give them now. Welcome to dystopia, where etymology is the worst of banned words.

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How is it not? She literally states a belief that the universe is guiding her actions.

That's exactly how it works though, all those lines are parallel and point towards the same vanishing point. Handstab just decided to put it wherever and draw every single line in full, probably with whatever perspective tool his software provides, instead of realising it would look like shit and only doing maybe a third of them, like anyone sane would or like he did with the brick wall on the right out of laziness.

Sometimes you just have to cheat with perspective. It's like spheres in 2 or 3 point, they'll get stretched but you're still supposed to draw them somewhat round or the audience won't believe it.

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That isn't middle school syndrome, that's just basic bitch white girl """spirituality"""

wtf Clinton is way cuter and more feminine than Claire now.

Also man that old art style made them look DRASTICALLY different.

Cool explanation trips of truth. That explains why it's SO fucking ugly, but also not technically incorrect, I guess.

Same thing.

It's really not.

Is Homestuck older than Life of Riley comic?

It doesn't work like that. Plenty of words are immune to retarded zoomers. Like Boomer's original intention is still the defacto definition

>Plenty of words are immune to retarded zoomers
Shhh, just give it time bby. If you're of a certain age, you've seen this happen before. Boomer used to be an honored term, like they SOMEHOW survived the post WW2 era.

I'm literally crying and dying. LITERALLY.

>2 Failed marriages
Wait, did the second one fail already? When was that?

I can't find any information on his second marriage failing, but I'm not looking very hard either.

Is his second wife better looking than his first?

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Wait, is the dude the tranny now fully transitioning? I'm cofnused

No, the red heads are two different characters. The tranny just has an identical brother who is just now a very feminine gay.

You can tell them apart because the tranny has a nose ring and puffy hair, and the twink has a robot hand and a tattoo of a light socket.

That is, if the artist remembers how to draw his own characters.

Whoof. I somehow doubt it. Massholes are generally fucking grotesque.

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>can't escape the creative hole he's dug himself into without ruining himself financially and professionally.
The guy makes 6 or 7k a month in spending cash once patreon and taxes got theirs, and has been for years. unless he's completely retarded or needs to pay for several children he gave to his groupies, the STDs he traded them for and the cocaine addiction every party involved got during the process, he's probably rich enough to stay rich with the most basic of low-yield investment strategies.

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>25% robots
Terrible.

Geoff hasn't learned how perspective works yet but goddamn he tries.

Pretty sure Marten, despite him being effeminate and having a Retired Dommy Mommy, can't rest on those laurels when he needs to defend Claire from the woke mob.

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I kind of want to know what she looks like now.

Goddamn I know it's discussed every thread but this guys artstyle is so fucking ugly

I like women, and only women and that didn't turn me on at all or bother me in any way. So you chew on that.

You can't convince me that this isn't Goph in drag.

Oh my god, it's Clayton. It's always been Clayton. He made his ex-wife the visual basis of his personal in-universe trans avatar.
Guys it makes so much sense now.

Holy shit he actually did date a tranny.

how is almost everyone in the cast so fucking punchable?

Helps to be written by a punchable looking guy.

Hey Patreon dude, did Geph ever do anything more with his Shelter In Place comic from last year? I saw 3 pages of it via yiff party, but I couldn't tell if he gave up or not.

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Shit dude you might be onto something. The face totally fits and even the hair to some extent.

Also I'm slightly disappointed that we're going with Clayton now. It's not horrible, but what parents would name their two children Clinton and Clayton

The muted colour scheme here instantly makes the comic much less painful to look at, despite Geoff's art.

I believe their mother was apparently a pretty straight-laced individual before she mellowed out considerably, so it wouldn't be beyond reasoning that male names starting with "Cl" and ending with "-ton" would be a thing she or their father suggested. I'm also going off of what suggested because it makes the most sense in keeping with similar naming conventions.

>that profiteering off of Covid
Yikes.

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I forgot that he used to have balls.

No! Bad user!

Exhibiting the fact that you have testosterone is evil unless you have a biologically given pussy, and then your anger is just and correct.

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Did anybody remember when Joyce from DoA was in this comic?

Also, yeah DoA and QC are in the same universe. Sure why not.

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This is giving me Moon Over June vibes.

The first page:

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The second page

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Man, I both miss and hated doing DOAGs

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I hope this shit is dead and stays dead. The man just cannot fucking do slice of life comedy.
Because of the washed out flat tones, or because the dialogue is the same inane robo-speak as MOJ?

>Because of the washed out flat tones, or because the dialogue is the same inane robo-speak as MOJ?

That and the absolutely deformed lips of the purple one.

Joyce is such a shit main character. Literally everyone else in the comic is better than her.

I thought that was the point

Was it? Or does Willis just suck at writing MC's in general. Danny was a crap MC in Roomies and Walky was infuriatingly stupid in his comic.

Here's 4464 and 4465
My power has been out for three days because Texas's power grid cannot into cold

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It's fucking uncanny.

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Oh My God

He literally called Clayton "hon"

Marten is based for once. Other than his Deathmole years in which he really was based.

Absolutely terrifying.

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Amazing how much cuter she looks without the nose piercing

Sorry to hear that, bud. Hope things get better.

It feels kinda weird when the character is speaking but their mouth is closed for two panels in a row.

>This is like two Dab Forums incels brainwashing themselves into thinking they like 'girldick' and putting on striped socks out of desperation and fear that they'll never find anyone otherwise.
That's exactly what's going on.

So he might get the dick?

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>Best,
How unprofessional. This is supposed to be a response to a rejected application, not a friend or business contact.
Either use Sincerely or Best regards.

I'm in this comment and it upsets me. My birth name is Clifton, and my brother's is Clayton. One fucking letter off. But get this - all of us have the same three initials as well. The prereq for that was that just that mom and dad each had the same first two initials, and she took his name. Then they figured they'd just go with it. My folks would just sign holiday cards "The 4 CAGs".

Well then that actually backs up the earlier suggestion that Clinton is actually an FTM and should then de-transition at some point down the line.

That's so filipino, to be honest. Except for us, it's just the initials need to match. Need for Clinton, Clanton,Clunton bs

As an artist, I can't tell ya how to fix that

He's as cored out as a hollow earth model at this point.

Can always count on user for a grammar tip.

>387 replies
>100 posters
How the fuck does this piece of nothing get more attention than any worthwhile thread?
What is wrong with you cunts?

Fuck back off to your meme carol thread and let us shit in peace.

We can’t help ourselves, user.
Reading this webcomic is like watching an 18-year-long car crash

I alternate between these and BatMoth threads, so I really have no idea.

I will tell you a secret that will serve you well in your travels, user.

The people in Dab Forums LOVE being snarky and making jokes about bad things.
We will check something out like this comic just to see how bad it is to laugh at it.

Calling it, we're gonna find out the HR person is some old white dude and the successful applicant will be a male. And it'll be a arc where we're gonna be hounded by how it's unfair for that male (bonus if its some PoC) to get the job over a Transgender person.

Those riffs are fucking badass

I'm expecting more on the lines of she gets a job but it's out of town so Marten gets permanently written off and we don't hear from him until the literal last strip of this shitfest

It'll never happen. The safer option is just to keep Marten in the background and occasionally cameo him from time to time to remind everyone Clayton's fucking someone in between rounds of convincing his brother he's gay. To write Marten out would be to definitively transform the comic fully into the shipbait panderfest that we all know it already is, and he won't ever commit to something so risky as writing out the ostensible main character, even if he's basically a ghost in his own comic at this point. Jeph never takes risks if he feels the criticism would overwhelm the support.
Plus that would require writing out Clayton, and that's an impossibility unto itself, because he's one of Jeph's in-universe mouthpieces.

He can replace Claire with Clinton. Shit, FFCT has spent more time convincing Clinton to suck cock than Claire. Worst comes to worse, he can just introduce a new trans character.

>he can just introduce a new trans character.
Yeah, it's Rain Flaherty.

Jk she's too good for this pandering nonsense.

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Well, his tattoo literally signifies that he's a bottom and prefers two at once.

Clinton looks cute. Even if that hairstyle is atrocious.

Super fuckin wild that this thread lasted all week.

don't wanna break it to mr C, but missus C is s man

Joyce is a qt.

is it in bad taste to prone bone him while he's laying down wailing?

No, she's a headache.

She's the Diane Chambers of DoA. Except without the funny.

Clayton's not the most satisfying name to give the tranny but it's the one that makes the most sense.

Clayton wouldn't have specified that he was gonna be face down if he didn't expect or even require Marten to do just that.

>0% robots
Terrible.

Oh, something negative happened to Claire? Where is your god now, anons? You said she was invincible!

She'll find out she got accepted somewhere while in bed.

Had a gay guy at my workplace who was always coming on to me and ALL the girls were pushing me to 'try it' so I kinda sympathize.

He needs to man up and fuck the autistic big boobed brownie.

>He needs to man up and fuck the autistic big boobed brownie.
She explicitly turned him down

Does jeph have a fetish for women in tank tops? I swear all the female characters just wear them all the time

I’m just glad he finally left his robots in sportswear phase.

Then he should man up and fuck the big boobed chuuni instead.

Look at the size on that index finger lads.

$10 says that Clinton, Elliot, and the chuuni get in bed together and work it out.

Is this shit actually going to hit 500 posts?

Too heteronormative.

Jesus christ is that comic still going?

Is everyone the tranny now?

After building so much hype for a threesome, just Elliot and Clinton hooking up is too monogamous.

If they can’t fuck a chick, maybe they should fuck Winston.

>maybe they should fuck Winston.
The monkey from Valorant?

Important question: is Fat Chuuni Tits wearing a bra? Because I don't think she is.

If it's not gay pandering, it's not going to happen. So forget the possibility of any P in V action ever.

Who cares. She's nowhere near as interesting visually as nuMay and she's as off limits to a proper fucking as well.

>It should be pretty obvious at this point that that's not what happens.

You're right, instead you're met with lots of sudden praise and people coddling you telling you how brave you are and how your existence is so valid and now you're on the right side of history, ect. They'll now listen to you since you've now got trans experiences to tell, and push for you because you're now the representation they want.

It better. I've never seen a QC thread last this fucking long.

Liquidmark says no, and I'm inclined to go along with his assessment

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As with all things QC-related, I'm going to assume laziness

Despite your woke fear bubble, m8, people at large are not very understanding or even tolerating of trans people.
They're more likely to be beat up than coddled.

Good.

this is why we need more reeducation camps

>no girl with fat tits will ever enourage you to jerk off as she watches

Okay, so the new girl is literally schizophrenic, right? I know Jeph likes quirky girls but she seems genuinely unwell and I don't feel like he could tell that kind of story half as good as he thinks he can.

Minor-to-moderate bipolar, probably. This is a manic phase.

By all indications she's just manic. Or at the very least a heavily type-A personality with little sense of personal boundaries or self-preservation.

Permanent internet brain aggravated by severe ADHD and Jeph's crippling need to pigeonhole his characters into stereotypes.

I'm actually bipolar and I'm kind of offended that he thinks manic cycles turn you into a manic pixie dream girl. I know it's right there in the name but still.

The rest of the cast is like a pastiche of estimated neuroses, where he just kind of guesses the effects of a disorder and creates a character around it, or takes a sexuality and forms a character around the prevailing aspects of its identity politics. It's how we got Brun the Clockwork Fetishist with autism and Tilly the Non-Binary Doormat.

This comic was so much better when I was a fifteen year-old egg, fuck's sake. Thinking back, Hannelore developing severe anxiety is really when the comic went downhill isn't it?

I pegged her as manic because I've actually dealt with manic people who insert themselves in personal affairs or latch on to people they barely know.

No, she's just a basic bitch white girl.

It went downhill when he started getting into gender and social politics commentary and shitting on its own canon. It's a tossup as to when it REALLY went into freefall and just turned into wholesale shit, but I say it was when he realized he could start profiting off pandering to his audience. The Stabbening was the cornerstone moment, though.

There's so much good shit left to read. You will never finish in your lifetime. Why would you waste precious time on this utter abortion?
If you're after a trainwreck, capeshit isn't bad enough for you?
Worst of all, names and images from this fuckeration have invaded my mindspace thanks to the constant threads, despite the fact that I've never read more than three panels of the entire thing.

I shit on japh in thread as I shit in my bathroom on my throne. Go take your faux concern trolling elsewhere. There is precious little Dab Forums related that rates as anything other than a distraction, and that material is rarely discussed.

Hi Jeph. Glad to know you come here after you post your garbage comic to check reactions. Stab your hand again already.

No one who gives a shit about beauty and the finite nature of life should be posting anywhere on Dab Forums. Where should we be? In a mass market, woke pandering, calarts tier thread being peddled by Netflix shills? Or should we hop into a thread about a live action adaptation, read: a completely intellectual lazy corporate recycling, of a Dab Forums classic? Maybe we should spend our days owning the libs or harvesting trump tears or whatever retarded political thread is up right now.

This board, like all Dab Forums boards, is pure distraction. If we choose to distract ourselves with this trite bit of nonsense it is no more or less worthy than the people figuratively jerking themselves off to white knighting she-ra, carol, DOOM, or whoever. Don't like it; don't read it. That applies to this thread as much as anything else.

>Why would you waste precious time on this utter abortion?

How slow is your reading ability that checking out a page of this comic and reading a thread mocking it takes you long?

I wonder if Elliot is going to wear a condom when he nuts in his tight twink asshole.

They haven't made a condom big enough for the mega-cock

Does anyone practice safe sex in the Japheverse? Given how gay it is and the prevalence of stis and stds in the gay community, you'd think that the cast would be infected.

The AI killed off STDs in order to remove as many barriers to debauchery as possible

I am in the insignificantly unfortunate position of liking comic books and sequential art, and this is really the best place for discussion. It has the greatest potential of any website I've been to. And there are occasional good threads here, though most of them are short-lived.
I am well aware this medium is a complete waste of time, but these threads are the lowest of the low that still manage to discuss content. Those obsessing over Twitter opinions or watching cartoons or bothering with live-action capeshit are lost causes.
>Don't like it; don't read it.
I've never actively read this and I know so much about it. Every time my eyes pass through the thread description I learn more about it.
I'd like a board split someday and I don't want to see this thread there.
You should not be spending a single Planck time unit on this drivel.

Holy fucking new.

If only there were some way to filter threads you don't want to see that have the same title every time they appear.

Alas.

kek

I've been here longer than you've been alive.
Waste of time, and I don't want to have to type the name of this cunting webcomic.
Fuck you.

You sound insufferable to be around. Shoo.

Sounds like a You problem.

I'm holding a candle lit vigil for texas user

It sounds like you got the kind of autism which prevents you from replying to these threads.

Since we know that nobody would ever post on Dab Forums while underaged, I'm forced to call you a liar! Tough luck, buddy.

capeshit is a vast and wild country. It's expensive and time consuming to learn about the horrors and abominations.
Bad webcomics are a Barnum Freak Show. Nicely contained in one place to gawk at, and learn to appreciate better works. I wouldn't like other works anywhere near as much if I didn't know how the depths to which they could fall.
>actually liking quality material
Why are you even on Dab Forums? 80% of posters on almost any board are larpers who only pretend to be interested or invested in the subject enough to have a discussion. This isn't a place for happy or successful people. This is rock bottom. This is the dive bar. This is Denny's at 2am. Dab Forums is the place people go to when there's literally nowhere else for them to talk. Expecting to find good and fulfilling content here is like going to a strip club to find a girlfriend. At best, you'll be amused for a few hours.

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Clayton x Pintsize is the best ship

I know you're just baiting but posting in the thread to seethe about it twice takes a lot more time than filtering it. You can even just copypaste the name so you don't have to taint your keyboard by typing the words yourself!

Thanks for bumping the thread, man. It'd probably had died during the night otherwise and I would've missed it.

Damn this dude got out before shit hit the fan.

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Where's the next slice of the shit pie this comic has turned into

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Marting has been fully de-cocked, so yeah.

Some fag here pays to see the comics a day early so Fridays strip was already posted. New one won't come out til Sunday

Correction, some fag here has the login for some other, faggier fag's patreon account, and the pages are always posted the evening before the weekday they're scheduled for, so the next page is Saturday evening.
Assuming Texas's power grid doesn't shit itself again.

That's gorgeous.

did you want to be texan?

I was born here, and I'll never move anywhere else until I move to the moon

is it fun in Austin?

Austin is a traffic nightmare and I generally try to avoid going there

>Jeph thinks that Tom Nook is suppose to be villainous
>The upgrade she's screaming about is an entire left wing to your house
>He literally builds it for free in a single night and you get to live in it without ever having to pay him for cost of labour and materials if you don't want to upgrade your house anymore
>Since Bells are based on Yen, you're actually paying him $5k to do all this
>Did I mention that he will reshingle your roof and build you a bigger storage garage for free as part of this?
>With no down payment, interest, or due dates for payment?

It's a shame this comic didn't continue, because now we don't get to see Jeph backpaddle on this when he'd have eventually made a joke about how Kate's a self made multibillionaire in Animal Crossing, but is mad about the rich not doing their part in society.

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Because this is one of the few comics that Dab Forums reads where we give genuine critique and have actual discussions about it. It's not the same buzzword memefest as most of the threads on here.

I can guarantee that Jeph doesn’t actually play Animal Crossing and every thing he knows about it comes from half remembered memes

Honestly for a thread where the entire point is to shit on the comic, there's a lot of surprisingly constructive and valid arguments being made here that could help Jof to improve his comic.
If only he listened...

What an ugly art style.