Will this be a Pearl thread? An OTP thread? An SUF thread? A Swain thread? A Hagfish thread? Or maybe a thread about what should've happened in a show/series.
Let's find out.
Will this be a Pearl thread? An OTP thread? An SUF thread? A Swain thread? A Hagfish thread? Or maybe a thread about what should've happened in a show/series.
Let's find out.
no
>Will this be a Pearl thread?
Okay.
>An OTP thread?
>An SUF thread?
No thanks.
>A Swain thread?
I'd take that. His unsatisfied yandere Lapis is a treat for me.
>A Hagfish thread?
Who?
>Or maybe a thread about what should've happened in a show/series.
Eh.
death battle thread
It's hot and the art is nice, it's just Pearl is too much of a bitter dyke in canon for this to be possible. Especially that episode.
No.
Eyelash edit thread
This will be a thread on how coom artist are forcing that resident evil lady. Her design is boring. Her outfit is shit and her figure and make up are lame. She's nowhere near a top waifu.
Pearl thread
>how coom artist are forcing that resident evil lady
Cart before the horse, user. Randos all over the internet got horny for her for some reason, and THEN coom artists got on drawing her to try to make some money.
And what a pity that is. The best art isn't made from giving people whatever they want but, what they didn't know they wanted. Sadly so many artists driven by patron are making commissions with no passion or soul. Willingly limiting their options.
>how DARE artists want to make money drawing things I DON'T LIKE
how DARE artists try to make money drawing things THEY DON'T LIKE
ftfy
>ywn have pearl look back at you with this look
why bother bros...?
Oh yeah, I forgot artists have guns pointed at their heads forcing them to draw things they don't like
There's no way artists could possibly like thing, nope, it's impossible.
They have a gun pointed at their own head when rents due and they got 100 inbox requests for crystal the fox and some fotm.
I'm and to be clear I don't care what people draw. I was correcting the other user's misunderstanding.
Considering I have this gif, an empty maple syrup bottle and 2 sponges. That's not really a problem for me!
I like how you think user
Improvise. Adapt. Overcum.
Don't forget the latex glove and cooking oil
Based Swain, always showing supreme taste and making faggots mad in the process
Does anyone have the address for Swain's twitter? I need to follow his artwork there.....
Main Account: twitter.com
And a NSFW account that's starting in March: twitter.com
That got a good snicker out of me.
Based retard.
A dead thread.
Death comes to us all.
correct
Even gems
I've never watched Steven Universe but I like that comic where that dude fucks her head hole.
Neither me, it's just the remarkable amounts of quality smut and fanart that the jewel and the blue bitch have
Ever since reading THAT comic, I now have it in my head that Swain has snuck in subliminal messages into all of his completed pieces for some reason. Honestly, even if he's not, he ought to start doing it to just scare the hell out of people.
Subliminal messages in joke comics? What would the hidden text say? "Buy more ovaltine"?
Am I a Boomer for thinking that might actually be funny? Putting in a bunch of morse code, caesar cyphers, cryptograms, links to videos with hidden images in the audio spectrograms, etc., just to say something that stupid? Honestly, the troll factor alone would be worth it.
just read it and holy shit
Swain has a gift doing psycho stuff the right way, I love it, and leaving that kind of cryptic content in his artwork would be beyond masterful, specially in ways like says
Share your grief, brother.
Well-written but I can't forget it. I guess there are more scarring things out there in this wild internet land but holy shit. I don't even know what to else to say. I feel repulsed by what happened in the story but it wasn't poorly made either, there was thought put into it.
That Steven is too twinky
A stray Stevenfucker?
It looks like the jannies have been deleting the threads. I hope they calm down by the 1 year anniversary of the series ending, that should be premium time for comfy threads
Too bad he doesn't have a gift for not making everyone he draws look exactly the same.
Fucking idiot, you forgot the pepper...
eh, he compensates the same face syndrome with good concepts in his art
There more of this from this artist?
Heh.
This one requires a fair amount of context, but I still think it's super funny
Huh. I wonder if I could commission him to jot down some nipples in that bathtub scene. And some other scene as well
Cute couple
It’s not a hole, it’s her gem that leads straight to her mind space
greg and pearl are pretty cute
They work well both, as friends and as a couple, as like minded individuals who have had different life experiences and different tastes but loved the same person and are dealing with a lifetime of regrets together.
I like that Rose Poly au a lot
I would love an edit of this edit giving her fangs.
my god my DICK
Why do Gems have fangs anyway
I seriously don't know but pearl with fangs is fucking primo
This one's pretty neat.
Great Writer, B+ host, C Riffer
Who?
Great thread. Shame there isn't so much fancontent of it. I've been thinking of maybe trying to write something with these two.
Oh yes...Pearl thread
Poor Lappy
>The Lapis thread got archived by either you all or auto saged when it was 490
Fuck you all
same
>m.imgur.com
thank man
no prob
>Swain
>he
user.....
Yeah the mod force threads to sage. It sucks
now this brings up some unpleasant memories
im still getting hard jesus why
Just fucking ban SU threads already.
Why don't you go make another thread?
my names ethan fukken saved
I kinda want her to rip me to shreds
I still don’t know what she is exactly
Hah
A Vampire
TF man.
tl;dr story of three siblings, two "hot" teenaged girls and a slightly younger brother. Young bro is horny, middle sister is jelly older sister gets more attention. Some teen guy tries to date middle sister to get to big sister. Middle sister decides to seduce younger bro to fucking - then continues to fuck him and drug him.
He gets tired of it, she goes psycho. Eventually bigger sister finds out and tries to break it up. Fight, older sister gets pushed down the stiars. Middle sister manages to manipulate younger bro and older sister into silence despite seeing a therapist.
Older sister tries to drug middle-sister and run away with younger bro. Middle sister tells her when she was drugged with sleeping pills younger bro raped her - she forgives him anyways and they all decide to go to therapy.
Middle sister is full on psychotic and preggers, refusing to answer therapist question in the end about the father.
While written okayish, it's too heavy on the incest fetish. Having the younger bro suddenly start being a rapist despite being raped and manipulated constantly himself is just an out of nowhere gutpunch.
The therapist,school and parents never catching on to exactly what happened feels unrealistic. They are just "lol okay, have fun crazy incest family. Keep abusing and raping and drugging each other."
You don’t have to pretend they’re not Loud House characters
Well that is some creepy as fuck crap
learning that it was started out as some loud house fan shit just makes it worse
This is like meet the johnsons but for Dab Forums
>Look it up
Wait, it’s the son who abused the dad?
Wtf is this thread? MODS delete this stupid thread because it personally annoys me.
Never
I was just thinking this is the typical set up for Loud house porn. Even down to the character designs and framing.
this is a recurring theme?? wHat the fuck?
no fuck you
Tsk tsk tsk. Amateurs.
>tfw really into ERP
>don't normally do shota stuff
>get approached by a dude looking for something with ageplay
>he wants to be badtouched by his swim coach
>has an insane amount of detail he's envisioning, right down to particular uniforms and times of day
>realize fairly quickly that he's actively trying to recreate some molestation experience
Trauma can be weird sometimes.
How do you "get approached" by a dude like that?
Deviantart comments.
discord, i bet. an old friend of mine whose gf (at the time, we were all in middle school) got dmed by a guy in a roleplay server to do some erotic stuff with him.
i ALMOST got into one back then but never did and thank whatever god there is that i didn't
it's true, im an amateur when it comes to weird shit on the internet
>While written okayish, it's too heavy on the incest fetish
I mean, it never actually shows the sex in an appealing way; the fetish is even raked through the coals a bit when the brother tries to confide in his friend about being molested only for his friend to express jealousy because his sisters are attractive. You don't even get to see the middle sister's nipples in the entire comic. It's very much a drama story not meant to titillate.
So just like a real Jewish boy?
>Swain will never draw SU characters with distinct faces
I love the guy but it wouldn't hurt to draw some different noses or something
It was on F-List, an ERP site. Decent enough most of the time. But, the weird (Well, relatively speaking) ones are so fucking daffy.
My profile at the time was geared towards some kind of niche gay kinks and he seemed to think that was a good fit. Needless to say, it wasn't my thing and I even made an addendum on my profile that I didn't wanna do ageplay.
...all three characters in OP's image have distinct noses.
Not Jonah Hill. Sometimes.
Please please link the full gif of this please please link the full gif of this please please link the full link
Of this
Ronaldo paheal
Thank you so much
Some of those guys on f-list are pretty alright.
Don't suppose you've been to the vore channels?
her ass looks so big wtf
Still does the chin thing too much
Bless ya
Ever heard of Make It Wit Chu?
what
This lucky bastard hasn't read 'Make it Wit'Chu' yet.
oh god
what the absolute fuck
Don’t know why Chapter 3 got deleted
cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org
Who even uses adult Fanfiction anymore?
No one I know.
>Brace yourself you little faggot
>"Oh Lincoln,"
>"Why do you always make me fight for it? Do you think I ENJOY being mean to you...? Forcing you to do this...?"
>"I just want to HAVE my little brother...Hold him...Love him...Is that so wrong?"
>"Is it so wrong to show you how much I love you?"
This, just use AO3
Someone post the Pearl vocaroo where she calls you a good boy. And then pay the femanon who voiced it to make a dozen more.
the "subliminal message" you're talking about is really just your monkeybrain associating the art style with That Comic. There's no subliminal message inserted, you just cannot help but think "abusive incest" every time you see those anime eyes. It's like seeing Dobson. He doesn't have to directly insert his fetish, you just know it immediately upon seeing his art-style.
Maybe the suffering Lapiven message is to kidnap him
Ah, the good old days. Fun times.
I'll bump this thread one last time and then I'll not bump anymore.
Fuck it if you don't want to discuss.
It's Thursday and I still hate Swain.
I hate you too, I’m sure.
Discuss what
He really has to put he yandere thing in everything
why would any one do this
I've met a lotta cool people on there. It makes a good time sink and I'd say my positive experiences outweigh the weirdos.
Nah, my tastes are broad, but I never go in for vore.
That's not quiiite a kink I go for.
...that’s not what yandere is. It’s more a morbid fascination with something disgusting. The next comic is of her watching zit-popping videos.
Got it on you?
He also starts getting raped because the middle sister saw him raping the older one, so she rapes the rapist
Is mix tsundere & yandere desu
why post this?
What’s wrong, not a fan of Blue Pearl?
Creepy
I bet a giant woman's tongue feels amazing on your dick
not thicc enough
Okay, that's cute
What might have been.
she has ass
I don’t know if this Retro Teen Steven works, he looks the same, he should be bulkier
Why are these 2 spoilered?
One has a lewder-looking thumbnail than it actually is, the other is funnier without a preview.
Pilot style varies. Steven looks less like a toddler and has more mischievous expressions, but Lars didn’t change at all. Even in the earliest art Greg looked the same.
How's this?
Now this is better, especially the jacket
Yeah i really love how they changed his jacket
By knowing this was gonna be a Pearl spam dump thread I would have let it die.
For me it's Mega Pearl.
Don't bully Pearl, she's a good bird
Literally flawless.
Spams and dumps are two different things.
Did you saw me insulting Pearl you retard?
I'm telling that you're killing the discussions with this dump, you should post a pic if the thread is going to die.
Not every second.
>Images should only be used on imageboards to bump
This is one of the biggest problems with modern Dab Forums. You kids only post pics when you’re arguing. Back in my day, there was more pics than not and every user had a folder for reaction images depicting all emotions, uphill both ways in the snow for a nickel!
>!
Is there more?
As far as i know there isn't
Well that sucks ass
good
I really hate how Greg's eyes came out, but whatever.
I'd love a Giga Pearl and a Tera Pearl too.
I like them, they’re innocent
Someone should post the Pearl chart.
Swain has some interesting eyes.
Clean up your damn lines
That's beautiful thanks for sharing.
You just know how he can just lift her in any way
im astounded that wasn't forgotten
maybe i will, maybe i won't. im no professional after all
cute!
Bispearl still sucks
I forget sometimes that Bismuth and Steven's profiles are ugly ape like profiles
Looks beautiful.
A perfect ballerina as graceful as a Pearl
They returned to monke
Well that’s just Prime.
Needs Volley
Tasteless bottom fag
are there any good Dab Forums SU discords?
Hell no
Did you even read the thread?
I know it gets a lot of flack, but I love the pilot artstyle. It's so grungy; it looks like something adult swim would have had back in its heyday
Most people i see kinda prefer the style though also usually prefer the in-series Pearl design
The only thing I dislike about it is Sapphire having two eyes.
>Hey user. Cant believe we have the house to ourselves all night
That kid is gonna be fucked up
same
reminder that intercourse and possibly breeding with gems is completely safe. the only case of "mudercock" recorded is PD and it was because she was a drama queen who wanted to run away from responsibilities.
gems can theoretically create biomass with no ill effects
this PSA was brought to you by the beach city gem immigration and integration council
Tbh Pink’s powers over life were probably a big factor in giving birth to Steven
The fuck are those pants
They look like tight jeans with a belt over them.
I wonder if Yellow could aid Gems in that. She doesn’t have life powers, but has absolute control over Gem shape. She could theoretically force their body to have a womb so they wouldn’t have to maintain a shapeshifted one.
White has a host of interesting issues.
Her obsession with perfection stemmed from a fear she was imperfect.
Her solipsism was caused by a misunderstanding of her own powers.
Pink’s Rose Quartzes were created in her own image, to the point that her idea of a perfect self was one. White’s Gem children were the bottom rung of society, not even considered true Gems, and are one of only two varieties we know of who’s creation does not destroy the planet (the other being the other bottom of society servants, Pebbles).
Seeing as gems has no genetic material, you wouldn't really be able to to cross breed with one, without them contributing something else (the gem in case of Rose).
Though I could potentially see them be able to function as a sort of artificial womb, that just needs the genetic material to be "donated", to then artificially grow a fetus.
Though with only one donor, you'd just end up with a clone, instead of an entirely new person. So unless you're fine with that, you'd have to find a second person who'd be up for donating some genes.
what if you were a women who wanted to get impregnated by a gem? How would that work? Would donors be neccessary for both? Would the gem be sacrificed and function as a seed of sorts???
They have tears, blood, sweat, and snot.
Plus, Obsidian somehow generates magma despite the only part of her that isn’t made of light being Steven’s small amount of mass.
Its confirmed in the show and Q&A that Amethyst isn’t absorbing matter she eats, she just likes the taste of eating, letting things rot, and the sensation of excretion. So Gems aren’t just storing organic material to excrete as fluids when they need to for social reasons.
They don't have blood
A Gem could probably reproduce easily as a male. Assuming they have a complex understanding of how sperm works, they could create DNA the same way Pink did to give Steven her features rather than just make him a clone of Greg.
Again, Yellow could probably help.
Given Steven is severely anemic and clutched his chest without his Gem half, and when his Gem half was Rejuvenated into a baby he suffered from rapid exhaustion like he’d been sleep deprived, Steven most likely has a heart-related birth defect he should not have survived.
You'd still need something secondary.
Them giving the gem could potentially work in the case of impregnating a woman, but that would kill the gem at the conception then.
Now, you could also have them swallow some cum from a male donor, and then shapeshift a cock and balls and do the business before the sperm dies.
They blush and get bruises. Both are from blood. You could argue the former is how the light colors inside them works to show emption for social reasons, but not the latter.
>Surface gets torn
>Color beneath the surface gets shown
It's the exact same as with their blushes.
Also, we've never actually seen any gem bleed, as in blood actually being outside the skin.
We never saw any bleeding at all other than Steven getting a bloody nose, and even then only in the movie.
Based on Rejuvenator cutting being the only time we saw inside Gems their blush colors aren't their “guts” colors.
That said, its not a bad interpretation.
Plus when Garnet got destabilized