How come Bart never did this to Lisa?

Wrong. Some people can think with logic or we would still be cavemen dragging an unconscious cavewoman to a cave to be the mother of our children.

I'm pretty sure they've physically fought in the show. It just wasn't shown on screen. The hokey episode.

>ITT: Lisa shills are paid to post about how she's infallible and Bart needs to shoot up his school to make Lisa look good

Damn Bart punched her so hard he went full noodle limb

She never got in his way to get hit.

Do you ever wish you were like, normal, and not a chimp incapable of critical thought?

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Because he's not that much of a jerk!

She's deserved it multiple times. Worst being when she literally crippled him.

I mean my older brother beat the shit out of me all the time.

>When your younger siblings annoy the shit out of you
Why not? I beat animals for less. Can't imagine it being any different with siblings.

Then your parents either watched you get beat up and didn't care about you or your brother was your unpaid babysitter who abused you because Mommy and Daddy weren't home.

Bart is such a prick to Lisa. I'm glad Homer strangles him every episode.

Woah there edgelord

What's so edgy about hurting things that annoy you?

it's retarded and animalistic and shows your brain is functioning on a lower level than the rest of us.
if you have beef with a fucking animal or a child you're automatically lower than it. it's pathetic.

Granted she did kick him in the balls, traumatize him with electricity, and humiliated him based on his lack of intellect, I think Bart is still a bigger prick.

Why? Making things that annoy you shut up is pretty rational.

I know you think that. Thrashing with your fists or feet like a child when you are upset is actually irrational though.

Nope. It solves a problem.

Ouch, that edge. Relax man, most people don't punch their younger siblings in the face when they get mad. They either tell their parents or deescalate the situation as older siblings are taught to do.

If you react in a violent way towards your 5 year old brother as a 10 year old, you need help.

Because Lisa is one of the writer's daughterus and he'd never let that kind of pain befall her.

The way burning your house down solves a pest infestation.

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Burning your house is counterproductive. Hitting your sibling is good and probably even enjoyable.

>This board has unironic child abusers

>enjoyable and good
reached the source of your problem. You seem to live by the philosophy that everything that feels good is good.

Why isn't it? Isn't letting your anger out healthy for the mind?

Living your life acting only on impulse literally rewires your brain to no longer be able to think before acting. It's gonna take a long time to get back to normal. sometimes tell yourself no even when you don't understand why, just to acclimate yourself to it and see what you think.

Oh shut up, pussy. You never hit your sibling and vice versa?

think you might have mental troubles there, friendo.

Under this ideal, I will adopt you as a brother and regularly beat your ass.

Harder

Arthur honestly needed to be put on medication, he’s such a threat to his 4 year old sister

Are you even human?

How come Homer has never done this to Lisa, even though she's done plenty of awful things?

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Sooo? I 'm pretty sure no minority group rises their sons to beat up their daughters.

Number of times I punched my little sister: 0

It's surprisingly easy to not do!

because abuse is only funny when it happens to males

>Arthur

To be fair, he did tell her not to touch it.

Because he's the bottom in their relationship.

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Whos this arthur people keep talking about?

>Because he's not a fucking psychopath. This isn't Arthur. It's the Simpsons.
Didn't Lisa order a restriction order on Bart over a couple pranks?

He's a character from the show Donald

They fought plenty of times. It was an even-sided slapfest each time. The reason it never ended like the pic is because Bart's shit at fighting, which is why he always got picked on in early seasons by Jimbo, Kerny, and Nelson.

He doesn't have a death wish.

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>You're supposed to be the example and the bigger person.
You are aware it is Bart, we are talking about?

Based Bartposter, how will Arthurcucks ever recover

Or anyone else for the matter.

Laced her food with testosterone and growth hormones? Those things don't grow on trees, you know?

some do

t.minority

either a troll or a psycho in need of urgent therapy before he murders someone because it feels good or some bullshit logic

Are you referring to the tiger bite episode? He literally went into the attic himself; that was not Lisa's fault he chose to go in there with dangerous animals...

kek what about your older siblings

are you allowed to punch them if they're evil incarnate hahaha just kidding the answer is no, never hit a woman, especially if she is five years old and a tormenting monster:(

Christ, you people had fucked up childhoods.

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By your logic I could set a death trap in a random room of my house and then I could get away with killing anyone who enters by telling the cops "they went there themselves".

Then why do they let Lisa kick his ass if she clearly could never do that?

She is not a sport-girl, except when the script requieres it, like hockey episode. Why would they depict her capable of beating her brother at all?

This

because lisa is the one who does the choking like when she chokes on his cock

Bart is a fat kid

>ITT: Lisa shills
So Al Jean posting anonymously?

Why doesn't she play hockey anymore? Wanna see more of that instead of her making a new "friend".

You can tell what anons never had a sibling. Trust me, it happens.

I wish lisamania would come sooner

People put up with the "Lisa makes a new friend" plots so they can draw R34 of the girl.

Bart basically plays with 5 fouls all the time. Lisa is treated like she always plays by the rules. He’d get shit for that while Lisa would probably be fine if she started beating on him
Also, contrary to popular belief, Bart actually cares about his sister. Brothers who care about their sisters don’t beat the shit out of them.

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Oh, so that explains those creepy threads that feature feet pics of the new girls.

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nothing creepy about lisa feet or butt

One day Lisa will piss off Homer till he realizes he's been choking the wrong child

he just needs some personal time with DW to get all his sexual frustrations out

Bart is ultimately a good person, and Lisa never did anything to Bart (in the good seasons at least) that would justify anything even remotely resembling retaliatory violence.

Because she's stronger.

How's Bart ultimately a good person? He's an asshole in many plots, like catfishing his teacher or fooling the town that there's a boy in the well.

No, just send him to live with his grandfather or grandmother or an uncle or aunt. Preferably someone without kids. For safety

>When it comes to logic vs emotion the former will win every time.
Logic will win every time?

that's how you end up with an incel terrorist
DW cunny cures inceldom

Lisa meets DW. What happens next?

If only bart did this to lisa

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You know what I meant

I used to love that image until I noticed Barts foot

they brother-swap and bart bangs dw while arthur deep dicks lisa

Simpcest is wincest

I've heard of husbands beating wives but never brothers beating sisters, aside from silly slapfights as toddlers

You're a giant fag if you hit girls. Only react physically to actual physical threats. Using your fist on weaker beings is admitting they rustled you mentally in a way you can't deal with or retaliate against, aka admitting defeat

Dw was a little shit

I would have stabbed you to death.

based simpcest poster

When has Bart ever beaten someone bloody like in OP's pic? He's supposed to be a trickster, not a meathead.

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apostle did the best simpcest anyways

That episode is one of Lisa's lowest moments... although I'd say Bart did deserve it.

Homer strangles Bart, so Marge should strangle Lisa.

What's likelier?
>Lisa turning Bart into a femboy
>Bart turning Lisa into a tomboy

Bart is such a whiner these days... he doesn't even do anything mischievous, let alone dangerous.

Wait, did WWJ die... again?

Your moms ass suck8ng my D

A girl beating you can be quite pleasant. Not even in a sexual way, it just feels nice.

He's completely milquetoast compared to Stewie and Cartman, they should just give up the badboy act or actually actually triple down on it.

Because Bart KNOWS he will depend on Lisa in the future

Clearly emotion won this round

BTW the idea that 'emotion will always beat logic' is the ideology of childish brainlets with no self of self-control.

>Anonym
it still amazes me that was an official comic

Dab Forums always did come across as the most psychopathic board across this site

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t. never grew up with siblings close in age

I fought constantly with my little brother who was only a little over a year younger than me. And yes, whooping his ass was how I ended disagreements with him.

Lisa deserves suffering.

Lisa deserves a better life. She is constantly misunderstood.

Lisa deserves a lengthy beating

DW had it coming

That'd be over the top

Cause he loves her.

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Sure as shit didn't stop my sister from trying to poison me when I was three.

Lisa has way too high of standards for someone living in Springfield, she'll be much happier once she gives up and settles down with either Ralph or Nelson* and becomes an alcoholic and/or obese housewife and mother

of course in all timelines Bart meanwhile ends up a Supreme Court Justice and Maggie ends up a celebrity of some sort

*not Milhouse though, that path will end badly for everyone

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Yes, as well as Yeardley Smith. BOth of them want it to happen but it keeps getting shot down.
Yeardley has this odd philosophy of "Everything bad that people want to happen to Lisa MUST happen to Bart instead."

I'd want to ask Julie Kavner how likely it is that Lisa asked Marge to smother Bart and start over without him

4/10

Actually the writers hate Bart and revel in his abuse and humiliation to get back at his voice actor for being a Sc*entologist.

she marries Nelson because she just can't get over how hot she thinks a "bad boy" is, has 2 or 3 kids, while he steadily becomes more abusive. he then gets bored of her and leaves her for someone else and she's left as a used up single mom whose dating/sexual marketability is about completely gone...and oh wait, that's what most women in real life would do.

Is this from the comics? What issue?

This makes me wonder if something similar to "Dead Bart" actually exists where it involves Bart getting killed by one of the family members

Lisa genuinely keeps her trophies out solely to annoy Bart, so he's too busy venting his failures out with his pranks and misbehavior.

I need this story

the amish essentially do, the men have all the power and that includes the boys, even the mother has to obey their young boys.

used to love mad magazine

Yes we are because this isn’t twitter nor reddit. We don’t bring awareness to shit for the sake of it. Now get to lurking or go back to your shithole

I used to bully my siblings. I would pull their hair, kick them, or spit water at their faces. Dunno why I did that.

Could you hit someone so adorable?

sure bud, with a filename and artstyle like that its totally canon
but it is actually in official media simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Boo-tleg

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Bitch speak for yourself I beat the fuck out of my annoying ass younger brother when I was a kid, then I moved onto my parents once I outgrew dad.
As a matter of fact give me your address.
Yes, right now. You never had a sibling beat some sense into you so clearly I'll have to.

>sure bud, with a filename and artstyle like that its totally canon
>but it is actually in official media simpsonswiki.com/wiki/Boo-tleg
yup and like I said it's amazing they allowed this to be officially published;

readcomiconline.to/Comic/Treehouse-of-Horror/Issue-15?id=49892#30

Y'all already got Lisa getting hit by a car...

You want her to get punched now?

I want her dead.

kinda the norm with treehouse of horror, none of the character's personalities have to be respected if you make a series designed for anything goes
same comic book, John Kerschbaum, whose art is currently in the MET

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true it still feels rather extreme with Boo-tleg though

I'm sorry you live in a trailer park, user.

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It's a Carrie parody.

troll or edgy underage

carrne

What? Episode name?

S11E03

>lisa probably used that sponge to clean her delicoous cunny
I would eat it hard

>t. Has no siblings
As someone with a sibling I fought with tooth and nail, it's about establishing boundaries.
Hey remember that time Liza got a restraining order on Bart? That was a time that could've used some boundaries.
Lisa is a complete monster of a sibling.

He could do that he just don’t wanna

I want her to get fucked by a horse

or bart

or a bart horse

youtube.com/watch?v=fmxLyHQfpLA

you know damn well its no the amish

did lisa break her ankles in the middle frame?

If a woman hit you first, then you deserved it you biggot.
And if you protect yourself against her, you are basically misogynist

how come bart never fists lisa?

I think she's supposed to be running, but the chilli's covering up most of her legs so I can't really tell

this

Beating younger siblings is a part of life

I'd say her restraining order was justified. Bart makes her life a living hell and ruins her projects.

hi cate

get out bart im piss

Because Lisa rarely does anything to Bart, it's usually the other way around. That said, Lisa has a better chance of beating up Bart than the other way around.
youtu.be/mVtWYH7LJXw
It's funny how Lisa got Homer Rage while Bart got Marges aloofness.

Arthur C Clarke, the author

Even if you're a troll, I feel the need to point out siblings are people too