Good evening owls and robofuckers,
NINJA TIME
JSA Storytime: GO JOE
Ryder Bennett
Isaac Hernandez
GO JOBRA!
Caleb Hill
Wait, ninja time sneaks up on you. How do you know?
Hudson Sanders
Speaking of ninjas, MORTAL KOMBAT LOOKS SO COOL!
David Ortiz
>NINJA TIME
that's every GI Joe time
in that new mortal kombat trailer they had a thing where the guy has a birthmark of the logo and i was worried for a minute it was gonna be a rip off of the Snake Eyes/Storm Shadow reveal
Henry Smith
as someone who saw the original movie in a theatre...
Jace Russell
I wanted to, but my parents had enough sense to not bring a 7 year old.
Honestly, it wasn't even that bloody.
Isaac Murphy
do not taunt happy fun Snake Eyes
Adrian Cruz
Julian Lewis
>Now peaceful.
Carter Foster
How can you tell if snake eyes is having happy fun?
Easton Phillips
William Kelly
So I got pneumonia one year and spent most of the winter holidays in bed, and read the bulk of "The Gulag Archipelago"...
Owen Cook
Adam Hall
Dominic Williams
Hello, Storyteller.
>that Ted Cruz story
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This dude just can't stop making people hate him, I love it! Anyway, Let's hang out with Scarlett and Snake Eyes for a bit.
David Reyes
omg, yes, the fact that TWO people narced out the group chat is just so beautiful
Californiafriends, does he even stand out on the streets of SF that way?
Asher Thompson
Going to bed early since they're making me come in tomorrow without any extra pay despite emergency conditions
He's just a complete, laughable clown
Isaiah Howard
I may have to go in tomorrow but limited hours
John Peterson
that little AHEM is wonderful
Logan Davis
reborn fuck yeaaah
Luis Powell
>"The Gulag Archipelago"...
PROPAGANDA
Levi Morris
gtfo tankies
Henry Torres
LOLOLOLOL
Austin Diaz
Austin Ward
The fact he tried to throw his own kids under the bus as scapegoats! I really hope this debacle turns some red leaning Texans against these psychopaths who will not hesitate to ditch in the middle of a crisis.
Tellin' you, dude is the DarkSydePhil of politicians.
Good night, user. Feel free to key your boss' car as you punch out.
Jose Morgan
Grayson Wilson
Eli Cruz
Hey OP.
Juan Foster
Yo, TiJulk would be more popular than ever in the current climate. The overt socialism the little chicken bug constantly spews would resonate quite a bit with the kids these days.
Cameron Peterson
Xavier Torres
This is all kayfabe. What REALLY happened is that he used the ice storms to hide the continuation of his murder spree.
Daniel Davis
>Tellin' you, dude is the DarkSydePhil of politicians
I mean, didn't DSP bumble dick-first into getting out of paying his taxes? Hopefully we don't get politicians who get that kind of luck.
Brandon Gray
Hello mudder.
Hello fodder.
Jason Taylor
Bongo the Baloon bear?
Gabriel Gray
Nathan Torres
Joshua Jones
Scarlett and Lady Jaye:bikini mode, for extra waifu
Chase Nguyen
Parker Russell
Hey, the US military can't let EVERY foreign power go without support.
It isn't 2013.
Robert Williams
Ted bumbled dick-first into being a Senator
Sebastian Ramirez
OH HOOOO
Christian Wright
>Your dad is the Zodiac Killer and your wife is a ugly ho!
>Yes sir.
I can't get over that. How does one walk without a spine?
It's been a while since I looked into it, honestly, but it wouldn't be surprising. Also, corrupt politicians just pass laws that say they don't have to pay taxes.
Jason Perry
Usually theres a dead goon on the business end of his spike knuckled trench knife.
Parker Myers
I have read part of that.
Not all of it, yet, tho. It's somewhere in the big pile.
Ryan Price
They made the critical mistake of having a communist revolution right next to America in an election year. When Ronald Reagan was president.. I bet nobody makes THAT mistake again.
He's likely to bumble his way into being the R nominee next cycle or two.
OOH. Ninja kebabs!
Hunter Green
Galveston is in a really shitty place right now :(
Hudson Gray
Huzzah! Child Soldier recruitment! Billy isn't just Cyborg Ninja, he's Raiden!
Zachary Walker
How much do you figure it'd cost to get a cartel to murder him in Cancun?
Pop culture would have me think a man dressed like a bird wouldn't be weird for San Francisco.
Jeremiah Young
is he also naked except for his cardboard box?
Kayden Garcia
>spoilers
Oh I want him to try.
... Huh. I guess he is kinda Raiden. If he ends up having a homoerotic rivalry with a vampire, Hama may have low key precognition.
Logan Rogers
Not to dump on your troubles, but hasn't it been like that for a while? At least since katrina? I'm no expert, but brown water with flesh eating bacterial infections seem like a terrible place to be.
Caleb Edwards
well, normally it's not so bad, not on the ocean proper
Carson Edwards
No, no, no. Ted is then Zodiac Killer. His dad murdered Kennedy.
Ryan Long
>Pop culture would have me think a man dressed like a bird wouldn't be weird for San Francisco.
Only moderately unusual. Less so for things like the Folsom street fair, or if the Grateful Dead or Village people were in town.
>Oh I want him to try.
The weird or possibly sad shit is that he might be the best option, or the best the party can offer.
Asher Watson
Jonathan Williams
Landon Walker
christ, what an asshole
Brandon Turner
Not the first time. Its where the Lousiana pirates moved their slaving operations to after Louisana got more American.
Bentley Ortiz
Okay, I was admittedly a bit confused on that. To be fair, Ted doesn't have the balls to murder anyone. Directly. Through negligence, certainly.
Speaking of, Storyteller, Tex, how are you holding up?
>The weird or possibly sad shit is that he might be the best option, or the best the party can offer.
The party is pretty much dead and been replaced by a cult. I just want him to run for the cringe.
Charles Peterson
I just wanna go to Gaido's and gorge myself on seafood again
Christian Flores
Captain Minh is a 10/10.
Parker Lopez
I'm fine except for getting the muscle twinges and being out of beer, I've had power and water and heat the whole time
Adam Bennett
HERE WE GO
Gavin Diaz
I mean, he DID shoot his terrorist boss in the back then decided to usurp Al Quobra.
Nathan Johnson
Cooper Perry
Tex here:
Joshua Hernandez
Fred VII is an asshole. Fred I was at least funny in how pathetic he was, Fred II had a nice redemption arc, but Fred VII is just a douchebag.
That's good news at least.
Noah Jackson
I have been EXTREMELY lucky in this whole shitshow.
Dylan Evans
>replaced by a cult.
Is Ted man enough to be the Trumpian Peter?
He is not. Ted Cruz couldn't lead a dog to a can opener.
Eli Powell
Cameron Hall
I am confident that as long as the flag of america waves, you will eventually be able to find an absurd amount of fatty food and eat it. It is key to the american dream, like apple pies and cococola.
Robert Reyes
FUCK YES TRIAL BY COMBAT
Asher Gonzalez
oops we'll read that later....
Christian Lopez
Adam James
Leatherneck is such an asshole.
Truly, a Marine's Marine.
Ethan Wright
>To be fair, Ted doesn't have the balls to murder anyone. Directly. Through negligence, certainly.
That's just him playing possum.
> I just want him to run for the cringe.
If you are right, what replaces them will have plenty of cringe. Or hilarity. Or maybe both.
Jaxson Murphy
Asher Scott
OP, stop being Rudy! Myterious liquids will ooze out of your head and your teeth will turn into petrified candy corn!
Cameron Adams
dying, no one smuggles drugs IN
Robert King
casually, in my bag...
Nathan Perry
Good to see you're okay.
Dude can't even do basic shit required of his position. For example, NOT ditch his constituents in the middle of a crisis.
For dinner tonight, I have ordered something called a 'Texas Destroyer'. It's basically a brisket burger. It's actually not bad, but I will absolutely regret putting this abomination in my mouth later.
Benjamin Miller
Lincoln Ross
That is technically wrong, though. Marseilles was essentially a transit hub of drugs. It isn't like there are massive heroin fields just outside the city.
Tyler Foster
Alexander Reyes
Nicholas Garcia
The thing that makes this bag of violence really serious is that fucking ballpeen hammer.
Like, a bag of guns and grenades is clearly bad news, but when someone throws in a damn hammer? That is someone getting ready to keep someone alive and in pain.
Cameron Harris
Jayden Brown
>something called a 'Texas Destroyer'.
Windmills?
Jack Turner
"Texas Destroyer" sounds like one of those hot sauces pitched as destroying your ass
Evan Miller
**an outright lie
Jason Cox
Ryder Baker
Well, it does come with jalapenos.
And yes, that editor's box is fantastic.
Aw shit, Baroness pulling some Starscream shenanigans!
Jace Sanders
Hunter Wilson
And by partner...she means boss.
Noah Cox
Let's read that SO issue
Joshua Perez
HUMANITY THRIVES ON STRUGGLE!
Oliver Brown
Jonathan Allen
Spoilers: they were essentially digging a line shaft.
Colton Collins
Camden Butler
Eli Thomas
Aha. Team "Intelligence".
Ryan Torres
Well, that just goes without saying. Realistically, Fred VII had no chance of pulling this off on his own.
Wyatt Ward
Carson Ross
Nicholas Bennett
>proletariat theory-mongers
now there's an insult!
Asher Gutierrez
Comic books.
>the Cobra Consulate totally looks like a playset
>google it
>there is no toy of this thing
Fucking what?
Robert Clark
Dylan Butler
Asher Carter
This page, this page is amazing
Liam Watson
you know what you must crop from last page.
Isaiah Moore
this is #relevant to the past few years, lol
Nicholas Rivera
>He who can destroy a thing controls the thing
Jeremiah Anderson
Gavin Powell
Radical. Yuppie. Terrorists.
Comic books.
Sebastian Wilson
Theory Mongers has legs.
Like, it's a good description of basically every economist ever.
Nathan Lewis
Christian Anderson
Oh hey, Vipers.
These dudes are easily my favourite faceless enemy look design of all time.
Dominic Fisher
I'd say how the mighty have fallen...but this is an organization that's top brass got tricked into quicksand by a Joe's dog.
Noah Lee
Jonathan Miller
Tyler Jones
I want those bitchin' Cobra earrings
Brandon Johnson
Larry Hama is smart enough to understand distinct subgroups of communism, which is just one of the many ways he's a more politically astute writer than most of his successors.
Isaac Morris
now this is getting really good
Matthew Nguyen
Isaac Howard
Baroness is now Al Haig
Jaxson Gonzalez
If he's with Scarlett and shit is peaceful or if he's with Storm Shadow and shit is popping off.
Julian Campbell
One could easily argue that G.I. Joe, by its very nature HAS to be political. It's goddamn military sci-fi after all.
Oh, speaking of political works. The devs behind the newly resurrected Six Days In Fallujah claim that a game with that title will not be making any political statements.
No, I'm not shitting you. Look it up.
Josiah Miller
Josiah Bennett
Oh I like where this is going.
Blake Watson
Nicholas Myers
He'd need a conservative to butt heads with, a Carter or Barry to his Ollie.
Logan Reyes
did Earth Man ever meet Gates?
or more likely when Andromeda when she was going through that learning to not be racist arc
Kayden Baker
Angel Moore
Did Earth Man and Gates exist in the same continuity? I can't keep track anymore...
Ethan Phillips
Jeckie, maybe? Queens gotta be conservative by class.
Christian Ross
yeah after Legion of Three Worlds Gates stuck around in Retroboot with Jeckie
Anthony Ward
LOLOLOL
I should be back tomorrow, thanks for reading!
Michael Green
not jeckie, XS, dunno what i'm thinking
Jose Lee
No because gates isnt made in the 1950s or made by cerealfag
Xavier Martinez
Thanks for running OP.
I am really glad you're enjoying ARAH.
Gabriel Jenkins
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Wow, the Joes completely keikaku'd the shit out of the Cobras here. Excellent.
Please continue to stay safe out out there, Texan friends. Ted Cruz may not be there for you, but I doubt that had much of an effect anyway.
Kevin Rodriguez
>Implying Peter wasn't an idiot
Catholic?
Jayden Price
Honestly, I feel like it may be better for him to be gone, you know?
Jacob Parker
Oh absolutely. Things can only improve with his absence.
James Davis
Peter was at least popular enough to convert the Roman plebs. Ted Cruz is unpopular even amongst his fellow spineless toadies.
Again, maybe he could like, get dysentery in Mexico and die there?
Isaac Wood
>'Texas Destroyer'
Far for it for me to tell an american what to eat, but maybe you could have the Texas smasher, texas moderate wreckage, texas 3 car fender bender, or texas submarine or artillery strike, and save the rest for tomorrow?
Bentley Roberts
Baroness' Law: The longer you work in any version of COBRA, the more likely you are to start randomly deferring to Baroness' judgement in a given conflict.
corollary: Where COBRA is not in conflict, it will create one.
Henry Sanchez
>Peter was at least popular enough to convert the Roman plebs.
Like attracts like.
Camden Gomez
You could make a pretty good LN about Baroness managing the Cobra Island harem.
Justin Baker
joe can avoid being political, but cobra doesn't fucking work. They're terrorists. They're buisnessmen. They have SOME sort of objective, or base of power or whatever.
I suspect they are saying that just to reduce the amount of shitflinging. Focusing on the combat rather than the politics isn't a bad idea at all./
WTF is with psycheout's outfit?
Charles Martin
>joe can avoid being political, but cobra doesn't fucking work.
COBRA is how you make GI Joe non-political. The enemy isn't Tin Pot dictator engaging in some realpolitik violence, it's this carnival of cartoon villain weirdos that are largely in it to cause chaos, grab power and make bank. They're an antagonist that any two people of opposed political alignment can come together and cheer for the Joes to beat, partially because their politics are so vague.
Isaiah Allen
>WTF is with psycheout's outfit?
His toy had weird sattelite dish things all over it.
Ian Hill
Reading and bumping now. Thanks OP.
Joseph Ramirez
Is this still The Gulag Saga?
Robert Rivera
Oh yeah. We haven't even met The White Clown yet.
Ryan Martin
bumping to finish
David Thompson
bumping!
Eli Peterson
thanks pal, I love when someone post comic books on Dab Forums
Owen Howard
bumping for others
Brandon Parker
Good
Daniel Baker
I always liked to imagine Psyche-Out sounding like Niles from Frasier.
Wyatt Lopez
You'd think at least one of them would get a shot off.