If you were a mutant, would you seek asylum at Krakoa?

I gave my DNA to Sinister, he said he'd make me a mutant so I can join the orgies.

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that's not true, there is a bunch of weird mutated animals that live naturally on Krakoa

uhhh,,, storytime?

So...No Pizza, bros?

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Depending on how powerful it is, it should be easy enough to hide. If its on the lower end of the power scale, I can just pass myself off as a really good swordsman, and make a living either doing shows or as a mercenary. If it goes into absurd territory, like being able to cut anything in half or deflect anything with my swords I ask to get a job on Krakoa. Cutting stuff in half isn't exactly world ending, but you can never underestimate what a good sword will do.

Being around the X-men and other famous mutants just seems to attract death and misery for non famous ones so I think I'd find myself a place to hide away from them.

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No. I'm as racist as every rational person, but what good is a fellow country/tribe/group member if he is a douche? The X-Men are douches, idiots and psychos. I wouldn't place myself under them or even next to them.

this is a sfw board

(google xmen hentai)

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I suspect that they wouldn't take too kindly to me being otherwise normal. I suspect they'd find me useful, and with a handy enough power when things inevitably goes tits up.

no, I wouldn't want to hand around so many insufferable assholes

>resurrections
>everything provided
>surrounded by hotties in tight costumes
>encouraged to sleep around
If I knew about the other mutant paradises I would think it'd all eventually go to shit, so I might not want to be there for that.

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Finally a way to make people tolerant of mutants by making them retarded

If I had a choice, then hell no, those people are nuts.
If I had a really shitty power then maybe.

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>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Crossroads
>The power to create crossroads/pathways to any reality/place in existence. Advanced form of Planeswalking. Variation of Dimensional Travel. Not to be confused with Meta Teleportation.
Oh, so I could literally go where ever I want, including a dimension that isn't shit. Noice.

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>Elemental Deity Physiology
I think I'll be fine.

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Yeah, I'll be fine.

Try and get a house somewhere portal adjacent because Forge hits the island with multiple EMP's a day and I want internet access.

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I'll just pay for protection

>would you seek asylum at Krakoa?
and become part of the current terrorist in chief personal doomsday army? what could go wrong?

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Everyone knows about Genosha

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I am immortal so fuck Krakoa

wait until someone catches and sells you to some chinese black market doctors and they start harvesting your guts without any anesthetics forever

Don't even need to do that. Some shady secret organization in the states would get to him first.

>resurrects the all the previous dead mutants
>Either they're psychic AI given flesh and there's gonna be a huge meltdown.
>or they pulled those souls from somewhere and someone's gonna come for them missing souls.
>Either way a reckoning is gonna come.
>Nah I'll take my chance's in New York

Depends on my power, if I was powerful enough I could just make most people fuck off through sheer ability

Does it bother anyone else that the resurrection protocols are just fancy clones with copied memories? It's not like the Cylons on Battlestar Galactica, where they wake up in a new body after dying. Mutants who die stay dead. There's just a new copy of them walking around afterward. I have a hard time enjoying the comics with that sticking in the back of my mind.

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...Well I mean I guess I'd have them clone me up a few bodies and I'd possess them. I'd have one enjoy my regular life for when things go tits up. I'd probably be sent on suicide missions but meh?

Either way even if I had a lame power. It's still safer than being outside with how mutant hate'y everyone is. I'd just ask why we don't have a division dedicated to fucking off and colonizing our own planet.

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Yeah I think I'm fine on my own.

No, that isn't what happens at all. They are their true selves. You see what happened to Rockslide? That is what happens when they aren't ressurected, this Rockslide is an entirely new character. And like a kid...

>Past Creation
NO X-MEN
YOU ARE GAY

Honestly depending on my power I'd probably
>Remain hidden and not have anything to do with the X-men or superheroing stuff
OR
>Check if Doom is hiring

Depending on my powers I can just live a life where I can simply wave off my powers as being brought by, like, getting bitten by a radioactive niggers but only pull them at emergencies. If my powers change my physical appearance, but at the very least they are good, it'd probably try to seek one of Doom's strongest and see if I can get citizenship. Sure Doom might be a dictator and all that but at the very least I'd evade the sheer amount of shit I'd be going through in america. Honestly, it feels like being in Doom's payroll is several times more safe than being employed in SHIELD, and several times less annoying.

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Yes because all the Female mutants are babes.

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>Either taken, gay or out of your league

It is what happens. The Cerebro backups are only updated once a week. That's the mind that goes into the new body. The mind of the actual person who died is lost upon death. The problem with Rockslide is that his backup got contaminated from Otherworld's multiverse bullshit.

Be hella funny if the reason why mutants are going to shit is not because of humans trying to fuck them over, but because mutant females "strong, independent woman" their whole species dead.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiversal_Force_Manipulation

go to an island? I make my own little pocket dimension and basically do whatever I want

That is just their memory of what happened that was interrupted. Like people who don't remember what happened during a bad injury. They are not clones at all, everyone has said this multiple times.

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I need more power

No, because I’d rather not be on the island when it inevitably goes to shit. I’m going into space and living one some other planet.

>out of your league
Literally not a thing with x-women. Ok, Maybe Emma and Jean with their summers obsession but Magik alone is a giant whore

Most X-men are kinky as hell. Pixie for instance is a voyer and gets off on watching people have sex.

>Weather Generation
If that means I can follow Storm's ass around and bond with her on our similar powers I'm game

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YOUR SOUL BELONGS TO ME

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How can you possibly think this? They are pretty explicitly copies.

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Cause you haven't paid any attention. That is real ressurection because everything is put back together through the 5

All x women are whores.

Some were just so good they got access to all of the Hellfire Club

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There's ZERO talk about what is happening with their souls. Go on, find me a panel that says otherwise.

They don't have their original souls, because they are copies.

X-Factor, about Siryn coming suicide time and time again

Except for the part where your body is a bit of your DNA copied onto a blank humanoid form made viable by reality warping.

So is the the plan for when one of the unique mutants required in the process is murdered?

Do they actually have already viable identical copies stashed away somewhere?

Only Sinister has actual clones. It is what he has over Kwonnan. Everyone else is true resurrection.

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This is my island now.
youtube.com/watch?v=NgqbjlUp35U

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Again, where? Nothing in X-Factor talks about the process through which the Five return souls.

You dumb fuck, do you need art of some sort of soul entering a body to put it together? How much do you need your head Cannon to be explained as wrong?

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>That’s real resurrection
Then how can the soul be in two places at the same time?

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Depends on the power:
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No need.

> Free food
>Free housing
>Orgy all day everyday

The only minor set back i can think of is being spontaneously turned gay

That was a zombie. Scarlett Witch bullshit did that

She literally brought the souls back into the corpses to make zombies.
So no, the resurrected mutants don’t have souls.

People only think mutie "resurrection" is true resurrection because back then we literally had a new Clone Saga arc where Ben said his clone retains the one true soul

No she didn't. She just resurrected them as they had died. Did you even read the story?

>personal space time manipulatiob
>The user can manipulate their own personal space-time effect/gate, allowing them to perform a number of specialized space-time continuum techniques like summoning, dimensional travel, teleportation, etc.

So sort of like a nightcrawler that can only BAMF himself? Sounds fun, I'll probably just keep it cool and use it to get to my favorite shops easily.
Fuck Mutant fetishist island, I'm not putting on Xaviers fetish suit.

Dude, you're the one making the extraordinary claim here. Souls are established in 616 and have been addressed repeatedly in X-Men lore, especially with resurrections. Yet it is conspicuously absent from any explanation of the Five's resurrection processes. Furthermore, many characters seem different than normal in personality - although, to be fair, that's standard a X-Men continuity issue, regardless of what's going on.

You can insult me all you want; doesn't change the fact that you're wrong and have zero proof to the contrary.

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>She resurrected them as they died
You mean with souls?

No. She just magiced them back to who they were cause she has reality warping powers, like the one who suppressed mutant genes.
The 5 are there to make sure the true person is brought back. It has been established time and again in X-Factor and you are just ignoring it

I don't think so!
I like doing heroic things!

No, X-Factor is around to verify that someone is dead so that there aren't multiple copies running around. They do that *because* the Five aren't bringing the real ones back, they're making copies.

THAT was the actual storyline with Siryn, which you seem to failed to have grasped.

Yeah, but the turtles weren't born mutants, they were mutated

Those that came from Arakko? They naturally mutated to those demonic forms due to the environment of their former demon dimension.

> Enhanced Preparedness - The power to be prepared for virtually all situations, no matter how unusual.
I guess I would go if it was the better contingency, but honestly probably not.

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I'm an anime character.

Intangible Beam Emission? So I'm Cyclops except my lasers are actual lasers and don't melt glass and instead phase through it.

no, even before the merging there were weird animals living on Krakoa

Follow along: once a week, Cerebro gets updated with a person's latest memories. When they die, the Five create a new body, and Xavier downloads the backup memories from Cerebro. So if the update happened on a tuesday, and you die on a friday, the "you" that is resurrected will only have your memories up to tuesday. We saw this when Quentin was resurrected recently, where he was wondering how he died since he doesn't have those memories.

The person who died, the consciousness that existed up until that day, is not resurrected. It's gone. A new body is given backup memories from an earlier date. That's not resurrection. It's a glorified clone.

Pretty much everyone knows. I think everyone already suspects Krakoa will go down in flames, but they're willfully ignoring it for now.

>Do they actually have already viable identical copies stashed away somewhere?
I would assume so. Proteus has a bunch of spare bodies ready at all times, since using his powers kills him. In one of those data pages it said he usually burns through one body a week, but if there's a heavy resurrection load he can burn through one a day.

It makes sense the rest of the Five would have spare bodies ready to go as a redundancy to ensure the process isn't lost. At that point you just need a psychic who's been trained how to download the memory backups from Cerebro.

maybe for sex tourism

>"Seeking asylum, need a place to stay? I'll take care of you for a price."

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Dude, you don't see the bigger picture. Once another Decimation event happens, mutant population will be at an all time low. With like 100 mutants, we will need a way to increase the population. Boom, mutants then start fucking each other all the time. It doesn't matter if they are out of my league, we gotta repopulate mutantkind somehow. I will literally get guaranteed coochie from mutant hotties because it's the only way to secure our future. All I gotta do is get is get manipulate Scarlet Witch and then X-23 comes knocking on my door asking me to impregnate her. It's foolproof

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It gets even more complicated. Madelyne Pryor is a clone of Jean Grey, completely lacking in personal memories, and as such under any MU rules about clones does not have a soul. However, the lead-in to Inferno has her explicitly selling her soul to become the Goblin Queen. That means that not is it possible that the Krakoa resurrectees do have souls, but that they actually have new souls unrelated to that of their original.

no, that is cause The Pheonix created a whole new soul for Maddy. Blame Busiek for that shitty retcon

That doesn't actually line up with the Inferno timeline.

ya well, shitty retcons lead to messy continuity.

>If you were a mutant, would you seek asylum on what amounts to a giant bullseye?
Uh, no. Instead I'd slide to a nice Francophone alternate dimension where nobody worries about mutant superpowers because everyone has them and nobody worries about alien invasions because humanity has conquered everything out to about 1,000 ly in all directions.

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>The ability to manipulate spherical objects. Variation of Object Manipulation. User can create, shape and manipulate balls, spheres and other round or ovoid objects of any sizes and material.

I've got the biggest
balls of them all!

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i might bring the end of krakoa if i go there

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guess I'm already living a comfortable life as a literal power broker so nah I'm good

I rolled Kitty's power - Intangibility Extension

Can I even get through the gate?

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Me as I am now? I'd move to Latveria and volunteer to let Doom turn me into a symbol of why Krakoa was so fucking awful just so he could dunk on Charles.
Let the muties try and stop us, if they kill me then they advertise to the world that they kill their own when it makes them look bad.

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>if i was a mutant, i would do everything i can to make mutants look bad

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Yeah? I'm a mutant, not an elitist. Labeling myself "part of the mutant nation" or whatever is patronizing and devalues the individual, not to mention sets mutant-human relations back just by its existence, which is something an 8th grader can piece together better than Hickman.

Alright bro if you think you can help mutants by hanging out with a demonic super tyrant, go right ahead. I will go start living life on an island paradise filled with mutant babes without any prejudice.

I don't want to help mutants though, I want to fuck the X-men over for being dillweeds. Sounds like I'll be fucking you over too, no hard feelings.

Thank you for volunteering to be Ernest's love interest.

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>without any prejudice
female hands typed this post

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If I were a mutant I'd want acceptance over asylum.

do I get to rule it now?? powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:World_Leader

Yes, but only for a few months to get free food, boarding, partying and sweet mutie pussy. Then I'd leave since I know the sentinel shoah is right around the corner because I've given the humans the backdoor entrance like I did on Genosha. Fuck muggas

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If I were a mutie I'd probably neck myself, or try and go to someone like Reed Richards to get myself unmuggafied or pray to Thor hoping he could hook me up with some magic to unfuck my genomes.

Holy fuckan based, user.

You definitely are not getting accepted as a mutant, your only choice is asylum

>Unfettered Body
Shit I guess I’d go, not like they could hurt me physically. Just gotta avoid Jean so I don’t get a case of the gay

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ice_Mode

right beside you buddy.

>what good is a fellow country/tribe/group member if he is a douche?
But that means the white ethnostate will never happen, imagine living in a country of only Dab Forumstards and grifting ecelebs.

I thought everyone was treating Krakoa like a universally good thing

The X-men would just guilt trip Richards and Thor for attempting to turn you into a human and how racist of them for attempting to do it.

>Zero-Point Energy Manipulation
I'm Syndrome I guess?

This feels wrong.

>Cheese Mimicry

Nah, I'll probably be having too much fun committing cheese related crimes while spouting cheese puns nonstop.
Wait,how the fuck is edible body a power? I'm already fucking edible now

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Hahaha, you all my bitches now. But i am a generous god, bow to me and i will reward you with a waifu.

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At last...AN EXCUSE!!!

>What is Living in Israel for $200 Alex
Plus even Annudah Shoah Magneto gives a pass to Nazis as long as they're mutants. Sinister is on the council and was an actual Nazi he feared as a boy in Auschwitz and the Fenris work for Shaw as Enforcers/Black Knights for the Hellfire Club.

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So uh, I sound really OP? And I feel like my time would be better off trying to learn magic as these powers sound mystical in nature. Maybe go join the Avengers, try to help give the world a positive image for a Mutant. If I reach max popularity I could shit on the X-Men for being cowardly assholes hiding on an Island on live TV!

Transcendent Poltergeist Physiology
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I WILL BE GHOST MAN

No I don't want to live on degenerate Island on the whims of two super terrorists

I don't want to get mindraped by all the telepaths on there so i'd stay very clear of that place.
They better stay away from my head.

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I would suck farts out of literally any of the assholes on this grid (except Lockheed [ ...maybe])

No user he has a point. They have yet to talk about whether the soul of the individual is actually returned. Or is it just a plant clone with implanted memories.

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Great, my IBS is my super power.

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Find a way to start a mass euthanasia plan among mutants simply to cull the threat that they are.

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Mutants are dicks. Scott can't bring his fellow Champions into Krakoa due to "rules"? Scott, you've got a fucking moonbase. You could shack them up there away from CRADLE and every night Kamala will have to hold her embiggened hands over her ears in the futile attempt to stop the sounds of him screaming, "OH YEAH! SNIKT ME, BUB! SNIKT ME SO GOOD!"

It's only a matter of time until there's a big cataclysm and like 100 new mutant kids die terribly.

You don't start a vaguely cult-like ethnostate that welcomes in genocidal mass murderers due to racial solidarity and have things stay peachy for decades.

I want to fuck all telepaths

>Tempus
Whatever happened to her? Last I saw her she was telling Scott to fuck off after she went and made a world killing super mutant to never have been born.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Environment_Manipulation

Umm...ah...I have no real godly aspirations so just kinda do what I want desu. Maybe create a multiversal harem with obese X-women? I know that's more Magneto's thing but I like the idea of it

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She's back and one of the Five who enact resurrection. She and the other Five are idolized by the other mutants on Krakoa.

>powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Death-Force_Generation
I think Im the event that puts a stop to Krakoa.

Yes, no need to pay rent or fucking work

>Real Mutant Sanctuary has never been tried.

X of Swords confirmed she is pure

Fuck no. I’ll take my chances in a state with low population levels