/desi/

We don't recognise them. And Sikhs are bro tier so they get to be in center.

Sikhs have a grater presence in society, politics and entertainment media. Many of the Christians are ooga booga tribal converts living in remote areas with less presence in mainstream.

Sikhs are basically Christians at this point. If you know, you know.

>Why no Christian in the meme
>Are you implying that they're not soy or smth

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Who's the most notable Christian Indian?

>He identifies himself as a Hindu Brahmin.[4]

Crypto kikes are literally worse than poonjabis

A white girl

LMAO. sides in orbit

The Christian is the white girl they are all looking at

rangebanned from posting images fuck you jannie

>Yes we WILL delete your threads
>Yes we WILL put out bans
>Yes we WILL ban your IP
>Yes you WILL have no fun

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Seethe.

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kek

yeah mate. Same. Do you use airtel?

Based. What programme did you use to make that?

Where are Satnami?

>page9

dum dum there is already another thread out there. Why are thou bumping this?

jains are naked

Does every Indian really know how to make an underground shelter in case they are lost in wilderness?

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Paint.net

No, most of them are specialized in rape. The builder class is only 8-10% of indians.

i dont get it

Muslimah wants uncut cock

Do Indian Muslims cut their foreskin? I don't understand why majority Muslims do
it is a Semitic and Hamitic tradition which existed before Abraham

>Do Indian Muslims cut their foreskin?
Forget the muslims(they definitely are), some hindu friends of mine(one was a tamil and one was a punjabi) said they're circumcised as well.

If Muhammad said you have to cut your cock, you better do it

Thanks.
I heard it's common in the South.

You don't have to, it is just encouraged because Arabs Jews and north Africans always did even before islam

Haven't had a haircut since last march and left my beard to grow as well but now my family are calling me Ramdev. What haircut should I get.

The top knot is the correct hairstyle for the Indian male
BVDDHA: top knot
Mahavira: top knot
Sikhs: top knot
Vedic rishis: top knot
Krishna, Rama etc: top knot

/qa/ is my new home now where I can make soyjak threads and not get banned. Bye.

Bump

Britjeet faggot make femsoyjaks

So I played with her again...
we had a pretty good time

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color code that shit
harder to understand convo

this

Start exercising and lose weight when she wants to see you you can look at least fit and not like a motu orc

So many girls give attention to me but I am not interested in average Indian girl. I have yellow fever and want a small cute chink wife. The biggest crush I ever had was on my Bhutanese classmate, but she already has a boyfriend.

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Here ya go
We had alot of fun, we found an exploit in the game and she got a bunch of rewards for free.Also she plays World of Warcraft too. We might play wotlk private servers soon

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Move to North East

imagine if it was the belgian dude

What about East Indians?

congratulations incellah on finding someone as sad as you, did you leave the other thread and came here crying?

hey boys what do you think about the sandes app by the government aka the whatsapp replacement

also practice basic hygiene and cleanliness like face wash and shampoo stuff

Oh shit this is the wrong thread...I forgot
I was just excited about the whole thing

move to north east bro

I already do that
what kind of excercises do I need to do to lose weight that doesn't require me to leave the house? I was just planning to skip a meal every day.

If you skip a meal you'll lose whatever muscle you have on top of fat. Eat less, work more. Suggest you go running or swimming in the morning and do body weight exercises.

Meds, take your meds.

I can't leave the house. If I transfer corona to dad he has a very high chance of dying as he has Diabetes. I'd rather just lose muscle until we can go outside again.

based random general soyjaker

> If you skip a meal you'll lose whatever muscle you have on top of fat. Eat less, work more. Suggest you go running or swimming in the morning and do body weight exercises.

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i lost some weight before the lockdown after following the guide on /fit/, cut down on sugar and do anaerobic exercises like running and stuff also lift

Nice gif, haven't seen that one yet.

Oh damn just work out at home. Learn to do push ups and squats buy a dumbbell if you can also

run inside your home and do pushups, crunches and squats

I was but I keep hurting my left hadn by overexerting myself, its not as strong as my ripepd coomer right hand

> Nice gif, haven't seen that one yet.
> based random general soyjaker

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Stop making excuses lodu you want to impress the girl or not? What nationality is she?

Great, more soyposters just what we needed.

Idk, its 6 AM when over there rn so I'm guessing US or Canada.
Also I am not, I legit hurt my left arm doing pushups, and I will start from tomorrow.

>Great, more soyposters just what we needed.

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>Anonymous
>02/19/21(Fri)21:01:55
>No.139833150
gigachad.jpg

>
>> Nice gif, haven't seen that one yet.
>
>> based random general soyjaker

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How can you be a muslim and supporter of china. They're murdering muslims and you're cool with ti/ But chimp out if Macron says a comment about muslims?

>Great, more soyposters just what we needed.

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Do box push ups to start

kek he fell for it

he's a troll and he doesnt actually believe in any of that shit, he just says it to piss off people and farm yous, you just fell for his trap

>Great, more soyposters just what we needed.

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I am the inventor of this soyjak. I created the soytania. AMA

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the only one I can do properly is the one where you pivot from your knees instead of toes, I can't keep my back straight.

big batak bunda

>Ha he fell for the obscure trap/ inside joke on Dab Forums!

Well done, I guess?

>I am the inventor of this soyjak. I created the soytania. AMA

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Can you make one vtuber soyjak

any site which tells me which vtubers are live right now?

Then fix your back by doing more exercises. Bet its hunched from all the gooming.

It's here. hololive indonesia but they talk english.
youtu.be/jlpaJPhU2yM

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Fucking go somewhere else bhosdikes madarchodo coming here to spam soyjaks like its funny fuck off

>someone donated 100 dolaridoos
wtf

>Can you make one vtuber soyjak

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>>Can you make one vtuber soyjak

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Top kek please make one with the shark vtuber i want to bait the brasilian

Bengal has Baagh, not Sher.

There are a lot on

I'm making fun of Sher E Bangla AK Fazlul Haque, the guy who proposed east pakistan plan. He is the reason we got cucked that hard upto the 70s.

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Forgot pic

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Impy is that you?

BAAAASED

thread reeks of incel...

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>thread reeks of incel...

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My mothers uncle-in-law was Pakistani, am I allowed in?

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Apni ammi se pucho

I find this song to be very relateable

youtube.com/watch?v=-k6h_MUMAmc&list=RDMM&index=5

Dinesh DSouza

>tfw had to spend $100 USD on a hotel for two nights just so I could get a semi-functional WiFi connection and finish my fucking work for the week

reeeeeeeeee

main gareb hu
mere mummy pappy mujhe gareeb janm diye ...................

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vo mar chukee hai...

this is what happens when soi is in the tiltle. come to /qa/!

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this

Jeez im sorry :/

Lmao 100 dollar's, cant you buy an Hotspot box for 20 bucks?

Give me your CNIC for instant activation and sure

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You also need my fingerprint as well. Also you can use you're passport as well retard. Go to a franchise and tell them

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Sorry, retard, I forgot that using your passport to buy any SIM-type device in Pakistan means having to wait 3-4 days for activation

Yeh Hamara Pawry hai

youtu.be/jNiKU4-ybBc

also i'm exaggerating lad, don't bully me

Bhai Ye hamara pawry ho rahi hai

LET ME BACK IN

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This general is filled with schizos

Schizos are based

tiktok.com/@kissanprotest/video/6929260269659114757?refer=embed

yts your days are over

I just post here when I'm bored shitless and/or working tbqh

Not opening vpn for a tiktok

Meds, take it. Take your meds.

I'll take my meds if you take my meds first, faggot

>went on twitter
>neocon gora american fag brings up kashmiri pundits for no reason other than because neocons hate muslims
>Rohit responds "must allow use of collateral damage in region, terrorists will respond only if their families are killed"
every time i think there can be peace i realize i'm retarded and people actually hate each other
when the fuck will Indian Muslims all wake up and immigrate to Pakistan
just give Rohit his rashtra before he drowns your children

>when the fuck will Indian Muslims all wake up and immigrate to Pakistan
Nice lofty dreams pal

>tfw taxi driver asked where I learnt Urdu
>told him I lived in India for several years and also studied Hindi in university

>next 10 minutes are him asking me "which country is better for...."
>tfw refused to say Pakistan for any of it

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every pajeet is gonna reply to this and be like omg white man based!

>tfw Karl Rock beat me to the "white man corners sucking up to Indians" market

feels bad.....

the market has gotten a bit saturated lately

Are you actually white? Why the fuck would you come to Pakistan? I only live here because I can't abandon my family

>Satnami
What's that?

who the fuck is rohit? Also in general to everyone, stop being ass blasted by every social/political issue on social media and work on yourself. Its not like you can solve those problems by seething at strangers on the webs.

just a random indian guy on twitter
it basically shows what the average person thinks

>telugu friend invites me to his party to play dota
>starts communicating in Hindi with his other friends over voice chat

abhi khelna hai? mein arc warden pro hun

Yes and the average muslim wants every non muslim dead. Whats your point?

how the fuck do I tell them respectfully I don't understand anything bros

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up for a match?

>when the fuck will Indian Muslims all wake up and immigrate to Pakistan
>just give Rohit his rashtra before he drowns your children
Even I want the same. Fuck off abdul and mohammeds.

"Bhai Mein Hindi Nahi Bolta, Kuch Samajh Nahin Aa raha. Angrezi Mein Bol Sakte hain kya?"

Despite the /desi/ shitposting, I'm unironically not enough of a cock to make videos like that. I only watched one Karl Rock clip, which was him fellating Royal Enfield motorcycles. I owned a Classic 500 for several years, and it was bar-none the worst two-wheeler I've ever had.

It's a super unique bike--in the U.S.--but shit would break off just cruising at highway speeds.

Unironically because India's closed, I'd leave in a heartbeat if I could get a non-tourist visa. TBQH probably gonna marry my GF soon, so inshallah Indian citizen in 5 years

also I've had a perfectly good time in Pakistan, it's different when you're a tourist. I'm not a gareebu earning in PKR, people are overly friendly to me because I'm foreign, and there's plenty of cool shit to do and see.

took pic related a few days back

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main techies aur snapfire player hoon

fucking dumbass Indian gift website
I sent them an email with a question, I got a response email that "We are arranging a call for you from our team, You will receive a call shortly."
but I just sent an email (as the help section suggested) so what number would they even call

reeeee I'm willing to give them my money but they're making it difficult

start beating your chest and beating the table

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the ns are nasalisations btw dont pronounce em

stfu, is right k2as need to go, what was the point of separation on a religious basis?

Sikhs literally fugged up india....

wtf beast
probably hyderabadi

youtu.be/vlKbrUWJkmg
what are you guys listening to?

I want to tell them I can speak read and write Hindi, I don't understand spoken Hindi. Don't want to complain and sound rude if the majority speak Hindi lel.

based and naxalpilled

In-India customer support is notoriously terrible. There's little concept of customer service in India as a whole. I was blown away when I went to a burger joint in Gurgaon several years ago. Nepali friend didn't like his burger, and the restaurant manager promptly said they'd make a new one for scratch and that he could both keep the old burger and not pay anything for the new one

I can unironically count the number of times I've seen Indian businesses give two shits about customer service on my fingers (in an appreciable way, plenty of businesspeople are overly hospitable--until an issue of money comes up)

Might as well try it, the pajeet youtube market is massive

In the middle of a game already lad I don't mind playing games with /desi/ bros like we did with Among Us

should've just ordered from Amazon

just say "Bhai Mujhe Hindi Samajh Nahin Aata, Angrezi mein boliye please"

1984 part 2 inshallah

Nah. I'm genuinely not hardwired to suck up to Indians--or anyone else for the matter--without being at least somewhat critical. I'd probably make two videos before getting lynched or expelled from the country for talking about some stupid shit.

Indians IRL are perfectly fine, in my experience, but the internet's too full of spergs who wank to "white people praise India videos" before going autismo whenever something says anything even mildly negative

Philosophical song asking two very interesting questions:
1. If someone truly was insane, would they know it?
2. If someone actually wasn't insane, and they were put in an insane asylum indefinitely, how long would it take, to the convenience of the doctors who owned the institution, before they themselves went insane?

Does Amazon do delivery on a specific time slot? I don't want to order something (relatively) expensive and then have them deliver it at an unpredictable time, maybe even a few days late, and then my gf isn't even present at the college at that moment to receive it.
I'm trying these gift websites because they specifically advertise services that cater to people arranging gift delivery on special occasions.

just went to /gif/ and /qa/
I love them already

he's too pussy to speak, leave it

Dhanyavad Incellah kun

I'm not sure but you can put the option if it's office hrs or home address. Also, use the quick delivery option they would delivery in time.
Gift delivery fags made an order late once. It's the only experience I have

youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0
this one or
youtu.be/AwLxg-yvEmc ?
its nothing, happy to help.

>/qa/

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dunno online friend telugu guy

Neither
youtube.com/watch?v=uGHsxMqpL0c

Yes lmao.

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True

where to find a wife like this?

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>sample size 1, average
did you spent your math classes arguing with teachers whether you will use math in daily life

Damn, what did you get for her? Also which website

she is just doing it for the attention and income from dumb rw incels. She fucks men on the side as every other whore.

this, she got blacked and cucked baked alaska big time

maybe he wants to date her so he can watch her fuck other guys

youtu.be/s6Lznha9EQ0

تامیل نادو میری پیارے دوست سوی بوی :0

>She fucks men
*BLACK man

Cringe sepoy behavior. Muh family and country bad.

I'm trying fnp.com
fnp.com/gift/the-lindsey-butterfly-earrings?localityname=delhi&pos=3
I like this, it's fancy but it's small. I hate big jewelry, I think smaller pieces are much more tasteful/classy.

If this website doesn't respond to my question then I'm either gonna try and see if this other website can do the trick
giftstoindia24x7.com/Gifts/her-jewellery-on-birthday/18kt-diamond-earrings-1.aspx
These earrings are nice but not as good as my first choice above.

And if that doesn't work, I'll try Amazon I guess? What this user suggests
The main problem is that she lives in a dorm room. If it's just a private resident somewhere then I would order some flowers or something on the birthday, and then separately order a real gift and if that gift arrives a few days late then it's no problem. But it's not like she has a mailbox or something. If she's not there at the college to collect the delivery at the main gate when it arrives, then I'm fucked. Don't even know if it would be fixable if that happens. I'm pretty sure I will have simply lost that sum of money with nothing to show for it. So I really want to avoid that happening, which is why I insist on having a fixed time slot delivery, even if it costs me extra. I'm in contact with her roommate and I'm pretty sure I can get her to be at her college for a 1-2 hour time slot on her birthday.

Meds. Take your meds.

wish i had some meds (ecstasy)

kek Bahadur BTFO

Nikal lavde. Pehli fursat mein nikal. Koi zarurat nahi /desi/ ko teri. Pehli fursat mein nikal bhosadiwaale

I showed that video to my GF some time ago, kek

wtf Dota 2 shopkeeper is a kattar hindu baniya?

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lel but why is he wearing a turkish icecream wala cap?

I dunno chief, diamond and gold online I already told you this before it can be scam of the time you will remember for the rest of your life. Not in india bro.

>The main principle of India is to pray, & wish for the welfare, the progress, the peace, and prosperiuty of the entire world.

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No I will not live In a pod
No I will not drink soy
No I will not eat bugs
No I will not prepare the bull
No I will not take the meds

>ahaha tamDal you're so funny! best saar tamdal, please make more jokes lol!

Stop seething at TD hexalodu

Yeah I know but don't know what else to get her. These gift websites only offer limited choices, most of it is just flowers and chocolates which is kinda... meh. Besides she doesn't even like sweets much.

The website that isn't responding to me also offers shawls, I thought this might be nice
fnp.com/gift/personalised-linen-cashmere-wrap?pincode=110021&localityname=delhi&pos=1
but she's in Delhi and it's already like 30°C and only gonna get warmer now. Not sure if this would be a wise thing to give. And again, unless they respond to my question I wouldn't even be able to purchase it anyway.

nice pol parroting. Do you also hate the israelis?

>Do you also hate the israelis
Israel is literally everything that Dab Forums wants but for Jews.

>oi Hexamutt don't you sare say anything bad about my King TamDal wokay? I am his most loyal follower, I won't go easy on you if you insult him

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Wtf do u want the restaurant to do here?

Thats the correct response

Based

I'm a Brahman and I support Zionism.

In fact I'd even donate Kerala and bengal to them and make the original inhabitants refugees or throw them in the ocean or something

we know you don't need to spell it out lol

>I'm a Brahman and I support Zionism.
>In fact I'd even donate Kerala and bengal to them and make the original inhabitants refugees or throw them in the ocean or something

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Be creative user, you think of something. A friend of mine I know got her bf a resident evil jacket from REll cuz he was super into that game. See what's she into and it'll be easier ^^

why are bong pakis so different from american pakis? it seems that bong land pakis run gangs while in america they're college educated.

looks like some hindutvawadi website has rotted your brain. But meming aside jews or atleast isrealis truly are successful people and we should try to emulate their work ethic.

>nice pol parroting. Do you also hate the israelis?
>t. pic related

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Why can't us Pakistanis have gfs

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american desi are richer than bong desis

This but make the soyjak fair skinned

How has it rotted my brain?
Your 2nd sentence is right and that is exactly why I would have them as neighbours instead of keralite and Bengali leftie subhumans

women dont like cut dicks.

(you)

>looks like some hindutvawadi website has rotted your brain.
gee, i wonder what that """website""" is.

makes sense. a lot of them here end up becoming doctors and dentist.

>Why can't us Pakistanis have gfs

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>makes sense. a lot of them here end up becoming doctors and dentist.
a lot of their parents are already doctors and dentists

bump

because you guys are supposed to become the gf

I hate Amerilard Ranjeets so much ladoos.....

That's because the UK gets 90% of the immigrants from mirpuri community. The pakis in America have to wait atleast 5 years to get the visa so they know and respect the rules, etc.

>This but make the soyjak fair skinned

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:l

The UK is cursed, also less conditions for immigration.

Anyone else listen to lana del rey?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u1Jevm2C4pk

>also less conditions for immigration
easier for you pajeet

Gas all (((Brahkikes))) caste war now

Why the hate for keralites and bengalis? Communism? Kerala is very devoloped you know? Visit once. I agree bengal is a shithole but that is not because of the people but the govt. All the bengalis I have met are bro tier or fuckable tier ;)

obviously it's the correct response

the point is that 95% of Indian-owned businesses in India would argue with you, saying you'd ordered something you didn't rather than sacrificing a few rupees to keep their customers happy

stop being racist please

delet dis
>:o look ma', I'm greentextin again

>>:o look ma'. I'm greentextin again

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