Do Muslims wish they could eat pork?

Pork meat is fine but pork blood with pork fat is delicious.

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ask yourself mohhamed

This is the one thing most muslims will make a big deal out of. They'll drink and use drugs but they won't eat pork because that is easiest to abstain from.

>my family lived for 500 years in my current region
Nice one, how many churches did they blow up?

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I eat beans all the time, mostly as soup, but this was just horrible (even so it tasted pretty good which was the reason I was really overeating on it)

VGH i remember this guy
it was a lifetime ago...

Pork envy is a thing. A couple of years ago they were seething because tasty looking pork was in stores next to other meats lmao

You need to soak them overnight, otherwise some people will have trouble digesting it.

I hate bacon. I never got the hype desu with that and pork. The only pig related product I like is black pudding

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your mum is

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Jamon is genuinely the best cured pork I've ever had. I kneel

pork gets boring really quickly desu but hardly disgusting

I love jamón serrano on my pizza and salad

>tf
>tp

Pork is by far the tastiest meat, by very very far.

some parts are disgusting, some are not but I don't prefer any part of the pork over any other meat
I know

This shit is way too good.
I'm fasting because of the lent, but in the end of my 46 days fast I'll have a pork fest.
Pork and beans, canned pork, smoked ribs, morcilla, cotechino, a mortadella sandwich and a whole ham with skin and bones on.
Shit, I love pork!

i've had a few
its no big deal, taste like a more gelatinous chicken

Pork no
Alcohol sometimes

Nope, there is such an abundance and variety of meats to consume so its not a problem though americans make bacon look good.

no one really care

Hello Abdul

*munches on a bacon sandwich while petting dog*

not eating pork is a cultural thing here, no one i know gives a shit on islam prohibiting alcohol so pork is mostly cultural. I aint a muslim but i wouldn't get out of my way to eat pork, i wonder how it tastes tho i'll prob taste it when if i go abroad again

>dog
After watching a farm dog puke then try lapping it back up that was a big no and told me right there that the jews and arabs were onto something.

I have a dog

>he doesnt drink alcohol because some arab couldn't handle his drink back in the day
really?

>Pork is disgusting

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*drinks a beer and gambles on the horses while dog sleeps by side*

The story of why Muhammad prohibited alcohol is hilarious lol

*has heart attack and dies*

I think if pork were on the market, some people would start buying it out of curiosity

*loyal dog stays by my side as I die and finishes my pint off for me*

Please tell the funny story

Pretty cool how they can eat the wood charcoal.

Dont know how that train of thought was conjured up.

They eat it all the time in the sly. I watched the film east is east.

Ok you got me there

Apparently the early followers of Muhammad were town drunks who would show up to his prayer sessions wasted as hell, so he had to prohibit alcohol in this life. But to keep his small base of followers from leaving, he promised them endless rivers of booze in Heaven.

So muslims are all closeted drunks?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3370464/Saudi-authorities-close-shop-selling-traditional-camel-urine-drinks-discovering-owner-filling-bottles-bodily-waste.html
why do they drink piss

Wannabe drunks.

Wanes off the temptation of realising how stupid their rules are

>wannabe drunks
do you consider Turkic people as muslims

I consider muslims as muslims. Religion=/=ethnicity.

It's hard to consider non-praying and beer drinking tatars as muslims, but if they identify as such so be it.

Is turkey not about 98% muslim? I mean it's hard to consider you anything else really but I assume theres plenty people just saying they are for the sake of not being ostracized.

Turkish Islam is the most relaxed form of Islam in the world

so Turkic peoples are wannabe drunks? oh boy you are in for a treat
>Is Turkey not about 98% muslim
goverment numbers, people dont change their religion legally because theres no need to. alot of people i know are non-muslims or deists in denial

being atheist is cringe cope oğlum you should believe in a deity without having to follow every single thing from the Kuran and using science and logic to fill in the blanks, like I eat pork and drink still but I will always say I'm muslim

this whole outright denial of a greater power is severely autistic (and most likely untrue, lets be real) and makes you look like a wh*Te wannabe and I'm pretty lightskinned for a Turk myself.

why can't they just ignore these dumbass religious rules?
cucktholic aren't supposed to eat meat in general on fridays but the only people that actually follow this rule are religious nutjobs.
I can't imagine that most people born into muslim families are religious nutjobs, just doesn't compute

take a break bud

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>so Turkic peoples are wannabe drunks? oh boy you are in for a treat
What the fuck are you talking about

Everyone's afraid to be the one that steps up and says the rules are retarded it's a living version of the emperors new clothes

>this whole outright denial of a greater power is severely autistic (and most likely untrue, lets be real)
lmao

they aren't in Turkey, as i explained here but of course people want to go either super religious or not religious at all which is wrong and gay, thats how you get things like "LGBT acceptance" and other disturbing acts of terrorism against humanity

>its more likely this one specific religion is correct unlike all those other religions that go it wrong because mine says so

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>no qt muslim gf who tries to convert me but then I break up with her and have a bacon sandwich
I suffer in britain

i went to a catholic primary and everything mate and my family has never owned a Kuran, I basically got to choose my own path

the bible is absolutely fucking insanely cucky and no wonder christians let their countries get full of faggots and trannies, and all types of subhumans cause their morals are shagged. Islam objectively is the best!

No. Beef and Mutton and chicken and seafood are enough, don't you think?
We have sausages.
I believe it. My uncle puked in a supermarket because the stench of pork in Spain was too much for his redhead ass.
Chinese are the number 1 eaters of it.
Beans

Pigs resemble humans too much.

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you think everything just magically made itself? ok so the big bang happened but how did it happen? who made the rocks retard

Nah you've convinced me all those literal hundreds of other religions got it wrong and your own personal interpretation of islam a correct

thats taylor hill, an american model

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you seem really autistic!
who cares about the other hundreds of religions, i'm talking about Islam lmao

pork tastes like chicken anyway

I know were talking about the one religion that got it right and all the rest got it wrong it definitely makes sense to follow it but follow it in specific way you follow it

are you trying to make me say
"Ohhh my god!!! so true, there are millions of interpretations out there. No way I could've got it right with this 1! This is ridiculous..."
but nope I align with it very comfily and I have logic so I know what to believe/not to believe in

get absolutely mad, im having a bacon butty with a zoot rn Alhamdulilah

>you think everything just magically made itself?
for all i care yeah.
it makes no sense that some benevolent higher power made the vast expanse of outer space 14 billion years agom, waited 10 bllion years just to put a random planet in a random galaxy, fill it with life, waited another 4 billion years for that life to evolve to a point where semi-intelligent bald monkeys become the dominant species only to tell some rando warlord/goatfucker "remember mamadou, no pork and booze, also dogs bad, regards god, spread my word"

TesT

No I'm agreeing with you im just glad someone finally figured out the mysteries of the universe and that it was you

i eat pork every so often.

>pork is disgusting
>but chicken, that shit is perfectly fine

pigs are actually cleaner than and the meat is way better.

>become the dominant species only to tell some rando warlord/goatfucker "remember mamadou, no pork and booze, also dogs bad, regards god, spread my word"
you're such a little spastic
i'm telling you to believe in everything except from this

it certainly makes sense that there is a higher power that nobody knows anything about that does shit behind the scenes. not that they are indictating our life on earth.

cheers!

Interesting point but the Quran says otherwise so check mate atheist dont reply again to me you racist

>certainly makes sense that there is a higher power that nobody knows anything about that does shit behind the scenes. not that they are indictating our life on earth.
You keep saying this and then dont explain why it would make sense

you are off your rocker if you think pigs are cleaner than chickens enzo

Stupid human condition, we eat cute creatures and some of us be like: noooo don't eat that specific creature, God told Jesus to tell us to stop eating that creature but the pagans didn't listen to him so here I am to say it again, and God decided no pagan will overpower me this time.
others be like : no, don't eat shrimp , we got cursed by god for eating it eons ago.

It is rigged from the start.

t. twisted a sheep's head till it broke from it's spine, then enjoyed the burgers made from it's meat.

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The slaves in Brazil take this cassoulet with less noble pork parts, and invented the feijoada...

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jamon serrano is the food of gods, I wish we had meat curing traditions in my country

>be young kid and watch while your gramps slaughters and butchers a sheep in front of you, go throw up in the garden while its balls are sizzling on the grill

I experienced this.
>that little nephew who asks what are those ball shaped organs dangling from the slaughtered sheep, and his father shying away while the uncles smirk and chuckle

Sovl

>pork is bad because allah said so
>twisting a goats head off and eating its fried balls is fine

I will talk this... Jesus go with Mary and Joseph, sacrifice a Lamb in temple for Aaronite priests, every year...

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keep on keepin on

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Lamb* , they are the orthodox animal.
The wisdom behind God forbidding pigs is because they were deemed filthy compared to other livestock they say.

There is also where God ordered Abraham to sacrifice Ismael to test his faith, then Angel Gabriel was sent to stop Abraham and give him a lamb to sacrifice instead.
(Probably the Hebrews said Isaac out of jealousy and disrespect for their uncle Ismael because he is the son of Hajar and not Sarah)

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More Wahhabe drunks

A pint with a side of dead master's squishy eyeballs

In India pig is usually associated with filth so most muslims and middle class hindus dont eat it.Atleast thats the case where I live but some upper class hindus and lower caste comsume it.There is 'chamar' caste which who eat pigs and mole rat.
I guess American muslims are tempted to pork as there is lot of cuisine based on pork meat and it's also a cultural thing there.

Funny, I don't remember asking.

No here did know this. thanks.

I'm happy Pork is Haram for Muslims, Jews & some Christians.

its not haram for christians , i eat pork everyday

A thing that perturbate me:
"Isa the son of Mary was not killed, was a simulated cross"...
If was Ismael, he was child of Abraham, as well Christ, and one the sacrifice was simulated, with a placebo substitute like a Lamb, so ....

Pork is Fucking delicious t.vegetarian

they try to cope with it saying pork smells bad, is unhealthy etc. but deep down it's just a matter of distinguishing themselves from "the giaour"

*gets arrested for meeting up without a meeting loicence*
twitter.com/ukhomeoffice/status/1362107043847503872

Pork is overrated. I prefer chicken and fish. And soy meat too. YES, soy meat is based, eat shit chuds

^
(You)

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>lurk thread
Why are eurolosers so racist and angry lmao? Now I understand why muslims beat the shit outta them on the street, I'd do the same

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Once served a muzzie pork because it was a social gathering and didn't really feel like cooking anything else, dude liked it but probably caught up to it despite me saying it was turkey kek.

>nooo pork is filthy you shouldn't it eat it
Do arabs don't know how to clean food?

Is pork available in muslim countries?
As far as i know their autistic diet restriction don't apply to non muslims but i feel they'd sperg out a bit if someone did it.

In Israel it's not available

Plum stuffed roast boiled with carrots and apples in cream and water for two hours with bay leaves and allspice.

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I wouldn't even feed pork to my dog. I prefer to eat beef, beef that I farm myself. I like animals that don't roll in their own shit all day. I have sheeps , cows, chickens and goats. I am happy with this arrangement.

My dog is also never eating store bought dog food, I always feed him fresh raw. Meat scraps when I butcher my livestock.

No ew

muslims are manlets

>t. al-Britani

No

Do you even have pigs there in farms?
Why do you care if the thing rolls in shit just clean it lmao it's not hard.

pork fat literally makes anything better

>Do you even have pigs there in farms?
Not in farms, here they have a black fur and big tusks, they are very dangerous animals and have been known to eat small children.
>Why do you care if the thing rolls in shit just clean it lmao it's not hard.
Easy to say buddy, it's not easy to wash and clean an animal, every single day. I have enough work with cows etc, and they aren't even too dirty to begin with and don't roll in poop. Pigs wallow in shit because they enjoy it, if I clean one it will do it again they are bastards.

It's like with circumcision, we don't think about how would life be if we had a foreskin because 99% are circumcised.

Wild pigs also taste good they're absolute cunts tho once had to run away from one when i was a kid.
Idk, uncle used to have a pig farm and never complained about that but I'll take your word for it since i don't know. Still as far as i know chickens are also dirty cunts.

no
these meat taste are different from pork desu.

>chickens are also dirty cunts.
This is true. The thing is in Europe pigs were used to consume waste products. But here we already have the chicken and the goat, which are like pigs but superior in terms of meat production, goats for example can literally digest tin cans, they don't give a single fuck. Also they don't wallow, so maintenance is less.

Chickens while they do get significantly dirty, they're very easily cleaned off.

I also had to be weary of the wild pigs as a child, I saw one kill and eat a young child on the outskirts of my village, I will never forget the sight

Why are there so many fucking Nafris on Dab Forums

I wish I never played dota
my life would be so much better

der untermensch.......

>I saw one kill and eat a young child on the outskirts of my village

what kind of wild boards you have there? here you can walk next to them and they don't give a fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=24mpuxVFc08

>but superior in terms of meat production,
You can eat the whole cunt with skin included
In fact some of my favorite cuts are its nose, ears and trotters

you're untermensch, they proved that if they stop certain parts of your brain you turn atheist
Jesus is King.

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Hyper aggressive ones, I think they know we don't want to eat them and think they're filthy so they take advantage

fuck no I'm not a gaytheist, I simply detest subhuman diaspoorats with an inferiority complex toward white people while living in their countries

here they attack hunters when they piss them off and it's not rare that they kill people but if you don't disturb them they just mind their own business

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I like it best when it's Char Siu style in Chinese or Japanese cuisine or if it's a sausage like Bratwurst. I don't know why but goat and sheep meat seems to be a rare thing in America. Meat production seems to favor mostly chicken and pork followed by beef.

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I can't tell if they have inferiority complex or whiteoids have superiority complex, in each case the same people are total subhumans, because none of that is true.

(good quality) lamb is better than pork in every way

While we don't eat the skin of goat we eat every part, we have goat brain, testicles, stomach etc. For chicken we also it it's organs too and it's feet.

If you ever visit Pakistan which I doubt, but visit a place called sehar Mandi. I think it only shows on google Maps if you type "seharmandi bazaar". I will cook you traditional food like goat brain and ojiri, you will taste and then never want to eat pork again.

Here they drink but won't eat pork. For them it's like eating rat, it's not religious anymore.

You just implied that you are a cannibal

I've met some muslims that ate jamón.

Actually it is despite the Orthodox revulsion to pork. Jewish immigrants from Russia, Ukraine, and Eastern Europe grew up in an environment that forced them to eat pork or face discrimination for being religious. In Israel pork is simply given a new name that is not pork and the pigs are born and raised in an environment where their hooves never touch the bare "holy" soil of Israel.

Anyways it's curious question why the rabbis would put down a rule saying no pork. I mean the most common argument is that pork is filthy. But parasites and bacteria are present within all livestock. Cows and Chickens can get disease. And if a virus that rapidly formed in all livestock were to spread to humans from consumption, who is to say what is good and bad for you anyway?

blogs.timesofisrael.com/praise-the-lard-pig-farming-in-israel/

google.com/amp/s/www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/pork-bacon-israel-other-meat?amp=true

Hot take: Pork meat is only good if its minced and processed into something. pork steak tastes terrible.

Why are north africans so ugly? I thought all arabs looked the same but actual middle eastener arabs don't have those orc features, they're just brown.

l2schnitzel you heathen

What a reddit answer, go back.

In Iran it's not available but armenians hunt wild pigs and eat them. I'm 100% sure you can find pork in Turkey, but I wasn't able to.

Non-Muslims gey licenses here to hunt wild boars and there are an incredible amount of them here.
Right now the Chinese are here so they are eating tons of those which are good cause wild boars are rabid creatures.

Bueno, estaba generalizando, supongo que en España es dificil que no lo acaben comiendo a veces. Sobretodo los de segunda o tercera generación que a la mitad les sudará la polla todo y querrán ser como el resto de sus amigos zoomers.
Go find an argentinian to cook you a good chancho and repeat that.

Yes, everywhere where wild pigs live they become a plague if they're not hunted by humans because we've killed off their natural predators. Here they enter towns and can sometimes be dangerous, although it's true what the other user said and they mostly ignore people.
Where is your bazar that you mentioned in the other post? I'm not that user but I could visit pakistan (not in the near future ofc) because I've been in Iran, loved it and I've been told that Pakistan shares a lot with them. Also pakis are relatively bro tier here compared to let's say moroccans.

Shit i love lamb brains one of my favourite things to it.
The fuck is an ojiri tho?

Moroccans in the mountains are absolutely bro tier and really nice people, it's the ones in the cities that suck to be around.

>french food
how the fuck disgusting shit like that becomes "good" if it has a fancy sounding french name?

I go over my Italian gfs house and eat pork all the time. Astafghfurilla bros im sorry

>out by the lake cottage in summer
>dig a hole, throw in big chunks of boar meat coated in rhubarb, newspaper and tin foil and cover with soil
>drink beer, wine, vodka and rum until the midnight sun
>go to sauna with bros and bitches and stare at titties
>8 hours later dig the meats up and eat
>pass out outside

laughing SO HARD at muslims right now

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>i love lamb brains
Based and lamb brain pilled.

Ojiri is like, the goat stomach, it's lining. It's chopped up like tofu and doused in spices, fried in butter and served with fresh veggies and some yogurt. It is dleicious.

they're conditioned to hate it so they don't crave it

>Where is your bazar
Sehar Mandi

google.com/maps/place/Sehar Mandi, Kotli Rd, Seharmandi Mahajar Colony Sehnsa, Azad Jammu and Kashmir 11020/@33.4509937,73.817309,17z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x38e01fc21a258ffb:0xb69c99323f817c3b?gl=pk

If you visit, I will personally make sure you enjoy your stay. We don't get many visitors, I am a farmer here.

holy shit imagine being a third worlder

Any tips for travelling around Pakistan? I've been told it's more dangerous than Iran (and ofc Turkey) but also that it's more chill than the stereotypes would say. And I will definitely come to your place if I visit your country. If you don't get many visits, those are usually the best places to go.

Nothing he said would be unheard of in any rural part of the world.