Could your country stand up to the might of the Italian military?

Italian military is probably about equal to the German one
their navy is stronger than ours, but their army is weaker
air force pretty much equal

our army is way more experienced and better equipped than the italian one, so yes

No,wop midgets with their tiny dicks are too powerful haha

yes

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lol he didnt wear his hat correctly

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Find military comparisons kinda stupid these days to be honest. If anything too bad happens, everybody calls the americans anyway and our politicians, at least here in germany, couldn't care less about our army.
There has even been the idea to just dissolve the german army, since it gets barely any action anyway.

well, all we have to do is post up two or three soldiers on a bridge
should be fine

>idea to just dissolve the german army
not by anyone serious, and it's not going to happen
the military is used a lot and has a lot of tasks, even though it's rarely in combat

All those tasks can be done by civil compnanies just as good to be honest.

no they can't, the army is there for the state to be able to rely on 100% 24/7, companies don't do the same since they're independent and profit-driven

difference between civil companies and military:
one will let you down without money or in a pinch, the other will do what it's told whatever happens

don't make me post the picture

>might of the Italian military?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1220813/Embarrassment-Italy-Taliban-commander-confirms-protection-payments-prevent-attacks-troops.html

Doubt it.
Pay companies instead of an army through taxes. Wow big deal.

just shut up retard, you don't know what you're talking about and neither do the leftist retards who suggested abolishing the military, that's why nobody takes them seriously
military is an integral part of the state apparatus, tiny countries like Costa Rica or Liechtenstein can afford not to have them through deals with bigger friendly neighbors, a relatively big country like Germany absolutely does require a military

yes

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T. Already lost because born as a brownie

Aren't they the one that gave a monthly bribe to the taliban, so that they don't shoot them?

>Not wanting to shed any blood on either side on a war not even remotely of importance to us but nontheless we are forced to partecipate by ZOGmericans.
Sounds based to me

Our Politicians certainly don't think that way.

It cost us 10 soldiers back then. French troops replaced Italians, they said everything was ok in the area, but it was just full of bribed talibans.

based

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wrong

>Better equipped

You are still using f-16 from 1970, while we have f-35 and Eurofighters. Don't make me laugh.

Yes, but their navy and air force are superior

A group of babboons with ak-47s could take on that joke called the Italian army.

This looks fucking gay

Yes I'd say 1 russian military okrug would take on Italian military ez, probably even less

>we have f-35
That's not good news for you.

I want to give my life for Italy. Italian anons, make you government start colonizing Africa again, I'll sign up to fuck shit up in the name of Italy

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Our cheerleaders could defeat your country.

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Rafale is crap. Only poo in loos are enough dumb to buy it.

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Italy is easy. Only UK and France have non-meme armies in Europe

Based Italian Condottieri tactics

wanna try your luck again mehmet

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>Our cheerleaders could defeat your country
Having sex with them until death from heat exhaustion. Italy I kneel...

now it's all starting to make sense....
esercito.difesa.it/Rapporto-Esercito/Istantanea-EI/Personale/Pagine/Provenienza.aspx

Is this the only military victory in your history?

no
we also won WW1 and WW2 ;)

You lost to Ethiopia, the toilet paper I have wiped my ass with can beat Ethiopia

Damn there are women bersaglieri, that's hot.

>Rafale is crap
Yet you bought F35...

enough. in any conflict the US would back italy so by default you'd get your shit pushed in

being outnumbered 10:1 while your enemies are backed by two of the most powerful countries in the world? really doubt it

>it cost us
Send a paycheck to Israel then, nigger.

Yeah too ez wp?

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>Greek stukas

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>Greece's recovery from the devastation of the World War II and Axis occupation lagged far behind that of the rest of Europe.[152] About 8% of the Greek population of c.7 million had died during the conflicts and the occupation. Sanitation conditions were deplorable, and the health of those who had survived was imperilled by a resurgence of malaria and tuberculosis, the lack of medicines and medical materials, inadequate diet, and the breakdown of preventive measures. One-fourth of the villages had been burned, and over 100,000 buildings destroyed or heavily damaged. Nearly 700,000 of the total Greek population were refugees and lacked the basic necessities of life.[153] Famine was narrowly averted in 1945 only by massive aid provided by the Allies and the United Nations Relief and Rehabilitation Administration (UNRRA). In the second half of 1945 UNRRA delivered to Greece some $171 million in goods. In the first year after the liberation, over 1.7 million tons of food were provided by UNRRA and the Allies. Nevertheless, a minimum daily ration of 2,000 calories proved impossible.[154]

Still seething?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axis_occupation_of_Greece#:~:text=The occupation of Greece by,Allied Greece since October 1940.

OP said italy not TVRKIYE

>It was said that the total amount looted from Constantinople was about 900,000 silver marks.[15] The Venetians received 150,000 silver marks that was their due and the Crusaders received 50,000 silver marks. A further 100,000 silver marks were divided evenly between the Crusaders and Venetians. The remaining 500,000 silver marks were secretly kept back by many Crusader knights.[16][17]

Even Better. Dandolo Do It again.

imagine defending your country on the internet lulz

stfu edgelord

When the Greek stuka dives instead of the jericho trumpets it's just a really loud
>OPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why do you even post here? You should go back posting gay nudes elsewhere.

No, I kneel

look at the children play fight like they got armies its cute

Ah yes, the mighty US army.

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lmaooo

Yes

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Yes

>WW2
Kek.

We trained with them in Germany, the Alpini troops, good soldiers and nice people.
We almost trained with the French at Wildflecken, but they got kicked off the base for being unsafe idiots, and they made them go home the next day. They were supposed to be there for 2 weeks,

>kicked off the base for being unsafe idiots
kek what regiment ?

Armor, that's all I remember.
It was okay with me, because now we had nothing to do for 2 weeks.

My sergeant asked me and a friend to go see if they needed anything when they got there.
I walk over and say "How's it going guys?". They all look at each other and hand me their ID's. I pretend to give a fuck, and au riviera and walk away.

Italians had no real tanks, which are vital in desert warfare. Meanwhile Brits in Asia...

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Definitely

>and au riviera
and say au riviera

That's actually based. Nobody has to die on either side

Paki doesn't speak any language beyond 7,62x39.
Typical

Pffft you'd just join their side halfway through the war just like ww1 and 2

his too much of a chat that his jaw doesn't fit in it

VGH

>ww2
and Hitler won it too because he killed the leader of Nazi germany

As an opponent? Maybe
As an ally? Absolutely not

I'd take Ethiopians before Pakistanis if I had to raise an army of one or the other

>The Treaty of Peace with Italy (one of the Paris Peace Treaties) was signed on 10 February 1947 between Italy and the victorious powers of World War II, formally ending hostilities

> Transfer of the Adriatic islands of Cres, Lošinj, Lastovo and Palagruža; of Istria south of the river Mirna; of the enclave territory of Zadar in Dalmatia; of the city of Rijeka and most of the region known as the Slovenian Littoral to Yugoslavia;
Transfer of the Italian Islands of the Aegean to Greece;

>Italy was obliged to pay the following war reparations (article 74):
$105,000,000 US to Greece

The amounts were valued in the US dollar at its gold parity on 1 July 1946 ($35 for one ounce of gold). The reparations were to be paid in goods and services over a seven-year period.

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>VHG FRANKOKATIA

>It was said that the total amount looted from Constantinople was about 900,000 silver marks.[15] The Venetians received 150,000 silver marks that was their due and the Crusaders received 50,000 silver marks. A further 100,000 silver marks were divided evenly between the Crusaders and Venetians. The remaining 500,000 silver marks were secretly kept back by many Crusader knights.[16][17]

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>LMG
>mag pouches for 5.56 carbine
this is why shitalians have never won a modern war

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It's for supplying his allies.

>listen, you and me, we've never seen each other, capisci? go buy something nice for your girlfriend
Based omertà

Yes because I'm ITALIA

How'd you kick the Turk's ass so bad in that war then get fucked so hard in a war only a few years later? Why didn't they have you guys land at Gallipoli?

We couldn't even defeat Afghanistan.

>Source: Dailymail.cuck

????

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All army women have a body count in the 4 digits

Probably yeah. Italian power projection capacity is shit, they have a purely peace keeping military. If they invaded (even with secure land connections implied) i don't think they could do much