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thicc submarine Edition

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me at the back

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this pandemic isn't going away any time soon, so might as well use it to our advantage while it's still here
how would you cheat in online interviews?

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yep that's sexsexsex
use whiteboard with contekan behind the webcam

99% of the Indo hookers I know are already married.
why is this?
whats the deal of marrying a wanita malam? an answer could be that those men are their pimps.

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that's seems pretty cool but what about a second monitor? they won't be able to see that I'm clicking through the other window if I only show them a certain window right? it's a bit risky but it might just work

Anybody else thought about having their dick get tattooed?

>go to /jp/, /vt/, or /vg/
>open thread
>Ctrl+F "SEAnigger"
>100+ results
Yep, it's based time

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yeah you could do that, as long as it's not a test with with specialized software you should be fine

I don't know if it's actually our own who're shitting up those boards but browsing them really ruins my mood. Better off just watching by myself.

should I give in to my dark desires and masturbate to feminine boys again?

gay phase user!?!?

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Chinks btfo
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nah, I'm a programmer and most likely they just give you something to work on and you need to do it live while letting you use anything to solve it. maybe if I can be stealthy enough so that they don't notice my eyes looking at the second screen it might just work

you look like the average ojiisan here

it's not gay if you enjoy femininity

what is foo chuk?

Pinoy + Indo bffs forever

a.uguu.se/GWrRKVR.mp4

Yes. It's a natural desire afterall.

/vt/ would never call anyone a SEAnigger as long as someone isn't doxxing any vtubers in the threads. You don't doxx anyone especially anime streamers don't you, SEAbro?

foo sneed

fucking made me laugh lmao

They don't look like maids

Yeah I stopped browsing those boards too, people hate each other and like to accuse each other as SEAnigger. It's just another term for boogeyman.

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>buying second screen at all
Can't you just resize the window?

>dead kitten near the production area
absolutely grim

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>Greeks
>Abbasids
>various European courts
I hate to admit it but femboys are truly prominent in high society

homosexuality can't be natural

IG/tiktok pl0x

Wait wait wait... they were just fined? They aren't closed on the spot? holy shit...

its only natural for alphas to assert sexual dominance to weaker feminine males

What's natural is deez nuts on your chin

I bought a second screen to make my work easier my dude, I don't like switching tabs

Formerly Chuck's

Such is the nature of non halal outlets

Rate our maid
a.uguu.se/srqiOB.mp4

Probably why I got molested at school a lot :(

No, you better jerk yourself to bara series. Expand your horizons.

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How much?

r8 girl I dated and guess her half sea gene

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I wish there was a resident twink whore on /asean/

Do you really have maids that doubles as sidechick

iz me :3

chubby face
filipina

Half papua

that is a prostitute
kathoey

I got 2 screen too user, one horizontal one vertical. horizontal to read and vertical for watching stuff

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I have been called ESL SEAnigger.

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i thought filipina too when i met but nope
kek
nope

Viet

>Vertical to watch stuff

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>vertical for watching stuff
Aren't most movies in widescreen ratio?

dream setup desu

why are you so paranoid

i dont care what half she is but i expect you to post her half naked

>not using twm
ngmi

sorry brainfart
it's supposed to be opposite

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He exclusively watch tiktok stuff

you will never fuck an indonesian submarine

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She's already dead bro

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>be doing something
>suddenly think of something
>pic related
Has this happened to any of you /asean/? It happens to me all too often when I think of my parents' physical absence during my childhood and how they both found a surrogate for me. The mere thought of it sometimes give me a headache

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why you gotta be so rude
don't you know i'm human too

since I was bored I localized the Terpesona Yell seen here
youtu.be/9xANkfQu73c?t=227

Kalau abang, pulang pendidikan
/when I come back from training/
badan abang kurus dan hitam
/My body is thin and blackened/
pulang pulang tak kenal lagi
/when I came back,you don't recognize me/
abang kau putusin
/and you break up with me/
abang ijin pergi pendidikan
/I'll let you know I went to train/
abang janji tak macam-macam
/I'll promise to not cheat/
asal adek bisa setia
/as long as you can be too/
sampe abang pulang
/until I came back/

reff
terpesona
/I'm awestruck/
aku terpesona
/I was so awestruck/
memandang
/when I gazed/
memandang wajahmu yang ayu
/gazed on your beautiful face/
terpesona
/I'm awestruck/
aku terpesona
/I was so awestruck/
memandang
/when I gazed/
memandang wajahmu yang ayu
/gazed on your beautiful face/
bagaikan mutiara
/it was like white pearl/
bola matamu
/the ball of your eyes/
bola-bola matamu
/those ball of your eyes/
bagaikan kain sutra
/it was like silk fabric/
lesungnya
/the dimple/
lesung lesung pipi mu
/that dimple on your cheeks/
cantiknya kamu (cantik cantiknya kamu)

eloknya kamu (eloknya kamu)
semua yang ada padamu
membuat aku jadi gelisah
sampai sampai aku
terbangun dari mimpiku
back to reff

on that note, you guys have any of your fav yell from your cunt?

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She can live forever in my heart
and dick

baby, don't worry about it
baby, don't even think about it

wait lol I forgot to add the other stuff

cantiknya kamu (cantik cantiknya kamu)
/how beautiful are you (the prettiest you)/
eloknya kamu (eloknya kamu)
/how elegant are you (the elegant you)/
semua yang ada padamu
/all that you have/
membuat aku jadi gelisah
/made me so restless /
sampai sampai aku
/so much so that I/
terbangun dari mimpiku
/woke up from my dreams/

I'm watching this rn and I didn't know Indo women were THIS Based

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My filipina gf said she wants me to kiss her whole body, bros...

I'm gonna do that, and satisfy her with my tongue...

Reminds me of this girl who I had gone with in the same high school whose nudes got leaked. Literally the same body type, only difference is the physiognomy

>Nudes got leaked
How common was that in your school /asean/?

pretty good user but it feels half baked between translation or localization
bang up job!
what's your toefl/ielts score btw?

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youtube.com/watch?v=DQA1d0QQvf8

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Pretty common

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What is your countries version of 'The Troubles' in Ireland?

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Tangina daig mo pa yung manyak sa klase namin

Only knew 2 instances of it happening in my area. Could've said 3 if I included the time a friend showed me a pic collage from his previous night with a girl, it didn't got leaked but he nevertheless showed it to his friend circle

Holy grail?

I'm disappointed

libog masyado

based terpesona user

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send ka naman dito pre

Damn.. forgot to watch the stream

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AUTISMA

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its common but i dont have friends so i never got shared :(

Free Aceh/Papua Movement, I guess?

the moros maybe?

>Mikaela Baldos
how many years have passed? four? six? what was i doing in all those years?

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i remember once this girl from a school nearby was recorded sucking dick and it got shared around to thousands of kids everyone had seen it and she was known as "dick sucking girl from X school" citywide kinda fucked up now I remember it

no sex talk pls

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put them on Mega or something bro

What happened to her now?

There was a story that one guy was to give another guy a blow job and the story got spread to every school in my area
:(

Coomed

me on top of the head

Where do I even begin... I remembered back in HS, there's group chats where they share nudes of girls in my school and even girls from different schools. The most perverted guy in my class claims that he's joined at least seven nude sharing group chats. The fucker probably almost has every nudes of every girl in the city. I don't know what happened to that guy after high school tho

This most be common in the Philippines since you guys love Facebook so much

Found him

kek

Test

I wish facebook would buy this shithole instead
Imagine having a facebook country

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polak sange wkwkw

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so is /asp/ defunct now?

global warming getting closer
thank god I'm bipolar

miaw

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Why, that sounds like such a painful spot?
And what kind of tattoo?

Draw something and post it here
pixelplanet.fun/#d,19879,134,-37

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slavs have colonized bangka belitung for some reason

i hate cats

booba
maybe I'll do some hentai pixel art next time

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:3

>looks at jakarta
>looks at bogor
Yeah nah you have to go back feces

please do post them here some time

hujan

I'm kinda sad all the flips I've seen on Dab Forums hate themselves
At least /Asean/ flips love themselves

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coomposting makes everyone happy

they're just acting like tsunderes

>islamic band in a netori scandal
indoland never fails to amuse me

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Band members do it all the time. Remember Ratu?

I mean, he's not even good looking...

>incel cope

i know but nissa sabyan is the last woman i'd expect to be a pelakor

are there even any good looking indo guys out there?

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Rifky is pretty cute.

t. Rifky's Mom

How do I be confident, yen?

he's here, in this thread

Repetition

cock game very strong then

of what?

post boipussy

Indonesia, as 99% brown country, is so evolved that you dont really need to be handsome to get cute gf.

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Is that you Peru?

Ustad Abdul Somad dan Opick aja punya WIL gak usah kaget lah kalau ada orang sok suci yg aslinya coomer

Of things you want to be confident at. The first time you drove a car, you were very afraid of the traffic. The 1000th day of you driving a car, you just don't give a fuck anymore and it became natural to you, because of the repetition. Repetition builds confidence.

The drawing that you made in middle school looks like crap and you know it. With repetition, you get better each time and because of that you become more confident of your drawing and will try something more adventurous and the cycle continues.

Your playboy friend, when he approached a girl for the first time, he also feel scared just like everyone else. The only difference is he was willing to take a chance and not taking the "no" answer as the end of him. The first 20 girls may have said no, but with each rejection, he learned something new every time. With repetition, skills increase. With more skills, confidence grows.

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pengen...

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upload lang i want jakol

What if I'm "cheating" in doing those repetitions?
Like let's say when I draw, I trace other people's works or photos. Or when I do some difficult math exercise, I can't help but see at the answer sheet because I was really stuck.
Sure, I still do those things repetitively and not stopping. But I feel like I won't be as smart as the real smart people and I'm just wasting my time.

Just be chad, and white

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You already typed the answer. You won't be as good as other people. There are no kids that can master cycling without taking off the training wheel. Yes, training wheel feels nice because it gives you that sense of security but it won't teach you to cycle properly. You are afraid of failing when failing is where you learn to fix your mistake and become better. Take off the training wheel and fall down a few times rather than not fall down at all but never know to ride a bicycle.

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This is painful to see

>just be confident bro

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man I miss going into hotspring

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such is life of an Asian diaspora

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How do I reroll my race?

nope, but I do wish.
it helps on reducing the future white population.