Rewatching these movies has made me realise what a bitch Bam was the whole time...

Always easy to spot a zoomer who didn't watch the show when they make retarded threads like these.
When did he complain and what didn't he do?

He seemed like a nice guy though. Same with Preston. I used to think Preston was boring but all the behind the scenes stuff makes him seem cool.

Meanwhile Bam was a self absorbed bitch that never did any really dangerous or fun stunts.

Why do you have to larp so hard to fit in? Are you actually this autistic to not watch the shows and just repeat everything you're told?

>it's a Bam puts stuff in his butt stunt

>bam never did any dangerous stunts
yep you're retarded

Name one

Imagine ever liking Bam

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nah i can't be bothered until you watch viva la bam, cky movies and jackass properly

>riot control test
>electric avenue

he got a dick branded on his ass

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The riot control test was just loud

>broke skin on every ball hit
>just noisy bro

I've only ever seen the movies. Outside of that is any of it worth watching?

Vuva la bam is comedy gold because of Vito
youtu.be/4mZ3jdZhPUM
Wildboyz is also a good show to watch for steveo and pontious
youtu.be/lj8KB3rSghs

Bam ruined Tony Hawk games

>broken skin
>dangerous
Aw, did your mommy not let you play with the other kids because you could get a bad booboo? Poor boy :(((

so then none of them have done any dangerous stunts then

Yeah, riding a rocket and only by sheer luck not getting impaled, or jumping in a golf cart, trying to jump a canal in rollerskates and doing other stuff with lots of broken bones is totally the same as getting hit by explicitly non-lethal riot control devices. You absolute fucking retard.

>trying to jump a canal in rollerskates

LMAO

as a kid i knew he was a bitch

Neither of those were dangerous, just painful. Like 90% of the cast did electric avenue, as well.

so which ones were dangerous genius?

Only the Knoxville and Steve o stunts were genuinely dangerous

Post segments that made you actually gag

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I can't watch early Jackass anymore without getting overwhelming early 2000s nostalgia and just getting too sad to enjoy it anymore. Too many memories and regrets and no way to go back.

How has your life gotten so shitty? If you have nostalgia for that time, you couldn't have had that bad of a childhood.

>skull with crutches
wtf I thought these were syringes
is this the mandalorian effect?

The spittoon was pretty bad

bam did the golf cart shit lol. it was bam/brandon and knoxville/dunn. dunn and knoxville crashed (dunn nearly killed his passenger obviously) but they all did some pretty dumb shit in the golf carts. bam did jumps in the golf cart too. you're reaching man

Why the heck would they be syringes

Tony Hawk games are the first exposure I got to Bam,.

>the 'pranks' where they act like pieces of shit to random members of the public

Yeah those ones didn't age well with me at all. Like the one they shit in a toilet, in a toilet store. I mean MTV probably paid the owner like $1000 but it's still a shitty thing to do (no pun intended).

first post best post

I always hated Bam, even when I was a teenager, especially because of Viva La Bam. I thought he was a spoiled faggot.

Anything involving paper cuts

Sweatsuit cocktail. I've never vomited to something on tv, but that's the closest I came.

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Who was Loomis Fall and why did he show up so much when he did no stunts?

Yeah the prank stuff is the weakest.

It's just really loud

What about the one where half-naked Preston is chasing half-naked Wee Man?

Frankly, I found the diarrhea fountain worse. Dave England in general was the most disgusting of them and from the bts stuff also among the douchiest.

reddit post
bam was self-made and ahead of his time

Based and partypilled

>self-made
He had rich parents and rode on the CKY trail

>from the bts stuff also among the douchiest.
He was just a party animal

Back then there didn't seem like much risk of people copying them and filming it for youtube.
Now we know that if a prank becomes popular it'll spawn hundreds of copycats and become obnoxious.

You mean the one with miniature train? It was disgusting for sure, but I disagree with you. Anything with someone actually trying to consume something fucked is far worse. The cajun spit cup was absolutely gag-worthy as well.

They should fuck with Bam and throw snakes in his room while he's sleeping for 4

>bam was self-made and ahead of his time

He stole everything off Tom Green but looked marketable to teenage girls fuck you

Ahead of his time my ass

Proud?

Dab Forums is a Rake board

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Based and pontypilled

>ARE YOU CRYING?
>YEAH!
>OOOOH YEAAAAH!!!
This is the best moment of Bam.
youtube.com/watch?v=jOZeQ9dH5-Y

That just means he's a faggot

>Bam: So anyway, lets do a sketch where something enters my anus, or involves my ass somehow
>Knoxville: Again?

i'm convinced only punk-asses liked this shit growing up. jackass, bam's show, andy milonakis or however you spell his dumbass name, kenny v spenny, it's all fucking low-IQ garbage television.

Fuck me... just thinking about it... yep gagging right now.

Steve O was the best

Filthy frank was the closest youtube had to jackass

>What about the one where half-naked Preston is chasing half-naked Wee Man?

Without sounding like a sperg, if they aren't harming or inconveniencing someone I don't really see the problem. The chasing one from memory was pretty harmless, though maybe they damaged some property?

It's actually high IQ to appreciate great slapstick

Bam was the least funny of the entire crew. Always hated him

based pontiusbro

He came up with the best stunts though

Nah, everyone in school watched jackass.

I never thought he was cool. He was always the bitch.

I used to be Steve-o fan but now I see that Knoxville is the best

also seeing him being knocked down like a cartoon character with the big hi-five bit was good

post segments that made you think "god i wish that was me"

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Bam was always my least favourite from the group. But on the other hand, Viva la bam was pretty good for the time and I loved it.

Same. I can't enjoy much from that era

Being a referee for bee hive tether ball is definetely a stunt.
So is jumping with an umbrella behind jet engine

>though maybe they damaged some property?
They might have tripped over a sign or something, but it was more gorrs/weird-out stuff than anything else. Same with Party Boy.
>the episode in Japan where the jap policemen sawrm him without really knowing what to do

Preston and Weeman wore sumo outfits I think.
But then the rest of the guys had a similar thing where they wore panda suits.
The one with panda suits they'd skip next to eachother and hit eachother and one of them pushed another through some street merchants table. That's about the most damage that I remember.
Thought it was pretty dickish as a kid but now I'm sure the merchant agreed to it and it was staged, or they tossed a lot of money his way afterwards.

Kek

>tfw your friends concuss and almost blind you

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I never watched Jackass growing up but I was friends with that one kid that thought he was Bam or thought that Jackass was real life.
Fucking unbearable, honestly. Such an autistic faggot. He used to come to class "drunk" (faking being drunk) and carved a pentagram into his arm using a compass. It didn't even look like he punctured the flesh.
I wonder what ever became of him. I don't want to try and look him up on social media because I know there's a 50% chance he's wearing a dress and a wig now.
I think the reason he liked me was because I was the only person nice enough to not bully him.

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Fucking hellboy

As per usual the first post is the best post

based apocalypse dude

>steve-o throws up when two hot girls spit vodka into his mouth
Yeah this and Bam's piss well confirms they're all gay.

You should hit him up, maybe he'll share some of his bitcoin

>Watching jackass with my dad 10 years ago
good times

Real earthrock watch only Bam clips.

>>electric avenue

Bam cried like a pussy the entire time

>Bam are you crying?

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He dressed like a moron

DiCamillo was always the best

Knoxville saying "I'm not out. I'm still not out" in when he's the last one on the seesaw and the bull is still trying to get him is kino

TO MY ASS IMMA SEND A NOTE
TO MY ASS IMMA BEND MY ROPE

I would talk gay like him as a joke but they didn't get I was copying Jackass/South Park they thought I was a faggot

They'll be so old in jackass 4 lmao it will be pathetic.

steve-o got white hot fucking mad during a karmasutra bit that was going to be a gay joke in wildboyz

druk thread is over there

I was 13 when I first watched Viva La Bam. And that life seemed amazing. Luckily I wasn't in a situation to get wrapped up in it.

What

youtube.com/watch?v=9sWNNM4baT8

Haha imagine wearing a visor beanie because of Bam haha couldn't have been me

Preston is one of the worst. As soon as he's hurt or out of breath he's in a foul mood.

Ah, a man of taste, I see.
Pontius drinking horse cum and immediately regretting it.

The Horse semen degustation makes me retch just by remembering it

>thatsthejoke.gif
Preston was a walking fat joke, you autist

youtube.com/watch?v=H-SIjdYlGtQ
9:21 onward

Preston wrote a lot of the skits. I give him a lot of props.

youtube.com/watch?v=EhH9afSvgdM

It wasn't Wee Man but what about the one where Preston had that random guy hold his dog leash while he went into the store and then that midget came out? That's probably the least harmful prank there is.

It's crazy how they managed to do that whole stunt between puffs of helium!

I thought Dico was the funniest one, but I guest he just didn't want to be part of it anymore. Probably for the best.

>its funnier to have a big black dildo in my ass!

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He did the electric avenue too.

3 dicks

Steve-O got raped as a kid and that was him having a panic attack.

Nah Wee Man is based as fuck. Preston and him in China/Japan whatever running around is never not hilarious

Dave England getting laid out from the doorbell prank is easily one of the funniest moments in all of Jackass

Damn, don't remember this. I don't think he's that irritable anymore.

That and the high five fucking kill me.

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>tfw dickfarm dunn

t. mom wouldn't let me watch ;-;

>What the fuck WAS that man

you're not an intellectual for disliking these programs, dumbass. no one is any less smart for enjoying over-the-top slapstick comedy. christ, you're insufferable

Is the series worth watching or should I just watch the movie?

Knoxville is the best member of Jackass.

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They're pretty much the same. Obviously the movies they had more money to do bigger stunts, the the series had some good ones too.

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Bam was always just an edgy 'violence is funny' idiot.

Half his 'pranks' just involved him hitting people. The beating up his dad all day, the sucker punching people in slow mo bits

He's just an asshole, he's not funny.

He also can't take it - he refused to do the riot control bit, he cried like a bitch in the snake pit, he whined everytime he felt he was being ganged up on, and hogged up the camera. Good on them getting rid of his worthless ass

okay thanks I guess I watch the movie

I know, it's a shocking revelation that people sometimes lose their temper.

I just posted it because it's funny

understandable, have a nice day

your opinion is correct

Correct.

If you didn't watch the show when it was originally airing, you won't get it anyway.

this isn't true at all; Jackass' style of comedy is timeless. they just won't have any nostalgic attachment to the show like the rest of us

>preston's face
everybody was enjoying it

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Knoxville
Steve-O
ass insertion Pontius
Dwarf
thats it

watch the pre jackass CKY tapes. This shit went viral VHS style.
youtube.com/watch?v=9cmT_9ZnZlw

>"the stuns, pranks and acts of fun seen in this film were performed by train professionals."
straight up a fucking lie haha. weren't they all in high school when they made this?

tfw my life became jackass irl after I graduated from wyotech

why is life so shit bros

Pretty much.

Knoxville is so handsome
poor bam

what this supposed to be an extremely gay awakening for teenage boys?
I grew up a turbo cumslut because of this

shit was funny af

...

They were on drugs.

This thread actually makes me wanna party

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WildBoyz when they went to the ladyboy show

Nah, you're just a gay faggot.

which is why it's low iq to like this

you are

There's nothing gay about this you retards. It's just a joke.

Paper cuts is the only segment that's difficult for me to watch. What does that say about me?

Based. To me Ryan Dunn and Chris Pontius seemed like the best lads of the bunch