>Instead he went towards the mountains
Why has nobody made a movie about this? It seems perfect for it.
Instead he went towards the mountains
Ayden Bell
Carson Johnson
Why didn't they save him?
Ethan Rivera
>Instead he went towards the mountains
I read this in his voice
Gavin Cook
He would just walk back towards the mountains. The penguin has left the cave.
Jack Gray
Almost forgot the song:
youtube.com
Aiden Miller
it was in a documentary
good enough
Adrian Peterson
Take him to a zoo. I feel so for this little dude.
Cooper Jones
Is there a single polar animal that isn't kino?
Nathaniel Ross
Joseph Campbell
Then let him be free. In his final moments the penguin went where no others had gone before him, for one second he shone the brightest, he soared.
Evan Clark
Fags
Xavier Gutierrez
Nature is so cruel
Robert Hall
>In his final moments the penguin went where no others had gone before him, for one second he shone the brightest, he soared.
No, he fucking wandered away because he was retarded and froze to death as a result.
Mason Bell
divergent and unexplained behaviour like this is literally how evolution happens
If he found something good out there, and other penguins followed it could have been a new sub-species in a few thousand years.
He was a trailblazer.
Anthony Walker
It's just survival
Nathaniel Walker
:(
Brandon Hall
you have NO idea what happened to him
Ethan Reed
>t.penguin that went towards either the feeding grounds or the nest
Ryan Diaz
Many such cases... in Texas
Lincoln Bailey
Penguins life is suffering
Dylan Jackson
A Disney Pixar style animated feature film that has this penguin going to the mountains despite what her (that's right, HER) father told her and instead she finds strange and magical beasts and creatures who usher her to a world of fantasy and imagination. As she journeys to find the south pole, along the way, she finds... herself. Starring Leslie Jones as Penny the penguin, a sassy penguin who doesn't play by the male leaders rules, and Alec Baldwin as the abominable alien, a subterranean antarctic dwelling creature who crash landed on earth 500,000 years ago and thinks it's all just snow and rock. And Seth Rogen as Bean, a mean spirited seagull who goads Penny along the way
Asher Brooks
I know your post is a joke but I think a humanized adaption of the penguin could work. Starring Ryan Gosling as the penguin who at the end of the movie walks towards the mountains and dies at the summit as church bells are ringing around him.
Blake Gutierrez
>But Vhy?
Luis Wilson
wtf why don't other walri defend him
they are just sitting there watching
Nathan James
why would they save a free thinker? a pioneer, a madman? he is dangerous.
Samuel Wood
Reminder to watch the sequel.
Justin James
You could always get this guy
Sebastian King
No, he got tired of all the bullshit of their colony and couldnt take it anymore.
Samuel Price
based penguinbro knew he had to save the younglings
Hudson Perry
Angel Adams
conformist penguin wings typed this
Lucas Mitchell
why did he do it brehs
Luis Nguyen
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SOCIETY
Adrian Scott
"I identify as a penguin, and this is me as a penguin," he argued. "This isn't a hood, this is my penguin head. You can't tell me not to be a penguin."
Brayden Butler
TEKELI-LI
TEKELI-LI
Carter Green
that walrus was racist and polar bear isnt going to eat more than one racist walrus
Caleb Morgan
Mountains let our inner spirit rise. They are Gods true temples.
Grayson Long
as opposed to all the other penguins that got eaten or starved to death, I think mountainguin had the right idea
Camden Torres
IM GOING INSAAANE!!!
Brandon Turner
Herzog stated in an interview that they had actually chased the pengiun away from the others for narrative purposes.
Kayden Ortiz
May I stand unshaken.....
Amid, amidst a crashing world.....
Brandon Sullivan
Immeasurably based
Isaiah Roberts
Penguinbros...It still hurts...
Josiah Robinson
Based manlet
Jaxson Ward
Post proof
Lincoln Collins
ABSOLUTELY kino
Cooper Sanchez
Liam Miller
But there was nobody on the screen, from so far away all the penguins should have reacted, like that one.
Ayden Phillips
All death is certain. The penguin didn't go to the mountains to die, he went to the mountains to live.
All the other penguins will live longer, but they will see and experience the same things that all other penguins before them has done. They will die and be forgotten.
But this penguin? He took a path no penguin has ever taken. He wasn't going to be a slave, he was going to die free.
Connor Robinson
Jackson Taylor
Kayden Gray
He died a happy man.
Christopher Gutierrez
Luke Roberts
Jeremiah Jenkins
It will be the plot of Happy Feet 3
Wyatt Barnes
Nobody messes with the ducks.
Zachary Kelly
James Thompson
Reminder that most penguins are extremely intelligent birds that can function in hierarchies, understand social cues and remember people. This means that it is likely that Penguins genuinely feel emotions.
James Wilson
Oliver Wood
Ducks are such chads
Isaiah Sanders
But is there insanity in penguins
Lucas Ortiz
>Why has nobody made a movie about this?
the frame you posted is from a movie
Noah Gomez
plucks at the heart strings.
I'm glad that he died next to his love though, it's a sweet ending and i'm sure that penguin died with a smile on his beak and a heart full of warmth and love.
Angel Ward
What do you consider insanity?
Jace Morris
Women can't understand
Jonathan Gomez
Adam Morgan
reminder that ducks gangrape in order to procreate
no wonder the hawks fucked off
Brandon Price
Who won?
Ian Howard
Starting the same thread every day and expecting different replies.
Isaiah Scott
I really really like ducks.
I had a pet duck once too. I'm getting 3 ducklings soon as well. I'm really exited.
Aiden Kelly
Matthew Davis
Perfect example of "enough of this shit", like that circus elephant who went on a human rampage in florida.
Jackson Taylor
Herzog drugged this penguin to get this footage. He'd do anything for a good clip. He doesn't make documentaries. He is a filmmaker, they are all blair witch project type movies. Most of the film was probably shot in norway or a walk in freezer at a sizzler
Sebastian Sanchez
Connor Lee
honestly surprised penguins weren't extinct a long time ago. they're so fucking clumsy they make such easy targets for every predator, can't fly, can't run, while also being shitty outside the water and living in a biome that'll melt away sooner or later.
natural selection is turning a blind eye to them
Cameron Ward
It's exactly what this scene in BR 2049 was about.
Samuel Ross
Then no, penguins have not invented cards, nor can they hold them.
Christopher Moore
based
Jaxson Richardson
>only the white duck eats properly...
Michael Flores
I really really like this video. Ducks are just so wholesome. They really make great pets too.
John Wilson
>unit in the back does nothing
Jayden Price
>natural selection is turning a blind eye to them
Nature loves penguins almost as much as it loves crabs it seems
Aaron Evans
BEST QUACKARRI
Bentley Young
Why didn’t somebody save him?
Liam Morgan
> direct +20 movies about madmen
> a literal who penguin suprasses any character you have written or directed in your career with mere minutes of screentime
was herzog a hack?
Jack Ortiz
underrated post kek
Nathan Wright
Dominic Perez
>AAAAAAAH TUSKATEEEEEE
Zachary Edwards
Camden Jones
predators have it rough too
youtu.be
Thomas Morales
Connor Evans
streamable.com
I made a short kino about this after some user suggested to have depeche mode play over it. This was a year ago.
Jaxon Ross
He just gave up.
It's strange watching animals get eaten. It's sort of like they have a weird knowing of what's going to happen and they just know the order of things.
Very rarely in documentaries and real life will you see an animal (other than human) struggle to survive while being eaten. So many will just stop moving and allow themselves to be torn apart without even screaming or fighting once they've been caught.
Aaron Hill
is this hellraiser?
Nolan Howard
I think they survived this long simply thanks to their biome. Not because they are good at anything, but because their biome is so bad that no one but a few other madanimals want to hunt in it.
Jeremiah Butler
Orcas are probably up there with crocodiles as far as the coolest Apex predators rank. Disgustingly based creatures.
Mason Price
Screaming is an instinct that only works if you're a social animal and can hope that others of your kind will come to help you
There is no point in screaming if you're caught by an orca or polar bear
Gabriel Morales
the way he pops up from off-screen is legitimately kino
Isaac Young
>Please, gib just a crumb of walrus, I beg you.
Levi Peterson
how little fuck do walruses give to just be chilling around with a lone bear trying to eat them and they shruggin it off
Christian Morris
>use camera tricks too make walrus look bigger
Cameron Allen
They really are
Julian Hill
Beautiful video user. I shed a tear.
Gavin Cruz
Polar Bears have the biggest ratio of cute to dangerous. They look like big puppies to me, but they will actually mess you up.
Chase Flores
>Why yes, I do use my prey as a football and use my tail to beat it to death like a golf club, even though I have no intention of eating it
>How could you tell?
William Morgan
>1488
Nazi arctic base with Orca protector pets confirmed?
Elijah Torres
>Skyking appears
top stuff user
Matthew Green
Because he had a purpose
Nicholas Nelson
Checked and beebopilled. The overlay of Rich's flight at the end there is perfect. Pure Kino, well done.
Hunter White
i don't think there's any sight that depresses me quite as much as a skinny bear
Christopher Moore
>Why yes, I kill great white sharks for fun only to eat their liver. How could you tell?
Cooper Watson
Joseph Reyes
Somebody needs to edit the feels wojak but with this as the background/inside of his face
Kevin Carter
There was a video edit where the penguin goes off to the wilderness then the avengers theme plays and it cuts to the penguin rescuing the birds video but I can’t find it anymore
Camden Johnson
>What do you mean "Slowly chasing and beating a pregnant whale to death, only to tear open her stomach and eat the still living whale foetus is depraved and disgusting"
Joshua Walker
KINO
Oliver Morgan
>mountains are 70 km away
Wtf, they look a lot closer to me.
Angel Peterson
How could you improve upon the documentary?
Jayden Green
they have like 2in thick skin then 500lbs of blubbler before reaching the 500lbs of muscle and organs.
They're pretty resistant to getting bit by little bear teeth
Lincoln Fisher
Nathan Price
>the villain is evil... because he's evil
Jack Stewart
Very nice user
Kayden Collins
>Oh shit
>Down I go, I guess...
Nicholas Harris
based manlet penguin
Juan Diaz
>Wtf, they look a lot closer to me.
That's what the penguin thought, too
Lincoln Taylor
>tfw they’re smart enough to know humans aren’t worth fucking with, and have only killed us when they’ve gone insane
Jordan Allen
Brody Hernandez
I saw a family of Orcas when I went to
British Columbia as a kid, it was fucking kino
Levi Jackson
seeing the total loss of hope in this seal's eyes is pretty depressing
Adam Powell
Common mistake, mountains are too huge for the brain, everything looks closer than it really is.
Hunter Robinson
>There walked a lonely man,
Silent, mute, the only man
Not knowing how, not knowing why
Was he the sole survivor
Connor Howard
Nicholas Ortiz
There is no insanity. Just the cage of sanity we are placed in at birth. The penguin broke free from that cage.
David Jackson
Dylan Clark
Jace Foster
he's a big guy
Mason Garcia
James Hill
John Nguyen
Kayden Cruz
>congrats mate!
Ryder Adams
Nathaniel Barnes
>congrats mate
fucking hell
Jason Cruz
anyone got the penguin that has a huge fuck off gaping hole in his stomach after fighting off a seal
Jaxon Nguyen
Nature is neither cruel, nor kind. Just indifferent.
Connor Robinson
the chad strut
Hunter Cook
Jayden Johnson
>tfw this will be your own obituary if anyone cares enough to write one for you
Isaiah Allen
genuinely beautiful.
Oliver Davis
Jordan Barnes
Ayden Allen
Nature's imagination far surpasses our own
- Richard Feynman
Hunter Nguyen
>EAT CHUR DANGNAB VEMGETABLE
Jaxson Ramirez
Please tell me how that camera trick works to make a walrus in the background look bigger.
Charles Lewis
do you think it was abandoned and left to die?
Jacob Watson
it's using it's weight like a trebuchet
Leo Foster
Daniel Anderson
Reminder that if parent birds determine that they can't feed their whole nest they'll pick the weakest chick and either eat ot or throw it off the nest to die so the rest can have a better chance at surviving.
Remember kids, if your bird parents give you food you eat it
Chase Watson
Could be worse. It could have become a neet bird.
Jaxson Adams
Green screen.
William Hughes
Are you trying to imply there are penguins posting here?
Anthony Richardson
fucking bratty slut thot daughters even in the animal kingdom
Jason Allen
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Fucking weebs
Jordan Scott
Daniel Bailey
Carson Adams
That penguin was more of a man than many of us ever will be. Godspeed.
Eli Mitchell
>Congrats mate
Mass shooting in the zoo is inevitable
Carter Richardson
how do i speak like werner herzog? i'm already german but my accent in english just sounds kinda cringe and not kino like his
Josiah Mitchell
Be bavarian and stop being a faggot trying to speak in any kind of accent.
Also, give voice sample.
Eli Lopez
A polar bear ate an Eton schoolboy on a camping trip 10 years ago
I personally have adopted the policy of never travelling anywhere near polar bears
Jayden Brooks
Don't worry user. They're mating with grizzlies so they can move southward.
Easton Murphy
Do you think he was still alive while it ate him?
Nicholas Price
>If only you knew how bad things really are
Owen Gutierrez
Old Etonian here - they actually started a charity after this guy. Sadly after his death I think they stopped the trips to the arctic, although I would have loved to go. He's still very much remembered. Rest in peace mate.
Jace Green
>A polar bear ate an Eton schoolboy on a camping trip
Just when you think bears couldn't possibly be more BASED
Cooper King
Kevin Sullivan
They are apex predators and they are always starving because of their shitty biome that makes all animals desperate for meat, no shit you don't go near them
Christopher Reyes
No, it was relatively quick. The way it happened was they were all camped out in tents, the polar bear got to his tent, tore it open, and started mauling him. The polar bear was immediately shot to death as they all had rifles on hand bu the boy was already dead. It would not have been a particularly pleasant death, but it was relatively quick as far as Polar bears go. He definitely wasn't slowly eaten alive like some of the horror stories you hear.
Hudson Foster
>He's still very much remembered. Rest in peace mate.
Grayson Nelson
>Congrats mate!
Eli Gray
RIP anime penguin there's plenty of waifus on the other side
Andrew Bell
Spotted the norf
Aiden Adams
I doubt they fed him. Just another casualty to bring in more simpletons to the fucking zoo.
Adam Rodriguez
MR HICKEY STOP RUINING THE CAMPING TRIP
Aaron Richardson
And proud of it
Blake Allen
Chase Collins
good, fuck poofter southerners
Nolan Collins
What's going on here?
Cameron Ward
t. vestigial winglet
Luis Powell
Why would I go to the zoo AFTER the anime penguin died?
Colton Lewis
Why is there so much penguin abuse on youboob eerily seems like monkey hate
Jayden Johnson
Almost every moment of a penguin's life is suffering.
Kayden Watson
What a dipshit
Parker James
Million pity
Nicholas Diaz
S
Julian Foster
>this penguin here is retarded
>ah, what an existential crisis
Parker Barnes
That penguin was chad af. Literally smaller than the chicks he was protecting and yet so fierce that nobody would dare fuck with him.
Kayden Robinson
Kayden Robinson
Fuck em. Polar bears will eat you if they catch you, no mistaking you for other prey, no just
>muh protecting muh cubs
Just straight fucking rip you apart where you stand
t. worked in the arctic for 2 months
Hudson Kelly
Imagine being such a pathetic faggot you revel in the death of a teenage boy.
Austin Martinez
Owen Ortiz
oh no that seal was unsealed
Landon Sullivan
me irl
Ian Watson
is this documentary worth watching besides this scene?
Adam Gonzalez
>Imagine being such a pathetic faggot you revel in the death of a teenage boy.
Logan Long
He can't be saved. Like me
Tyler Wilson
Using basedjaks doesn't make you any less of a degenerate
Landon Bailey
Anyone have the bladerunner webm?
Jaxson Allen
No, but I have this.
Christian Reyes
...
Gabriel Allen
Everybody gangster til the ducks show up
Cameron Phillips
ALL females are whores
It's not fair penguinbros
Joshua Roberts
why didnt the zookeepers kill that whore
Brayden Barnes
Robert Adams
>some of you are alright, don't come to the zoo tomorrow
Hunter Evans
Of all animals, I respect penguins the most. Flightless, fat, slow. And yet they endure the coldest of colds, waddle through the wastes for hundreds of miles and all on an empty stomach.
No claws or teeth for the penguin. Only a way, forward. Forward with it's head held high.
Caleb Hughes
>But why?
Justin Morales
He saw.
Elijah James
even in nature, women will be women
embrace 2d
Hunter Flores
he's just like me
Wyatt Peterson
"cruelness" is a human construct and not grounded in reality.
Brayden Sanchez
That sounds like a solid victory for the Polar Bears on that one.
Zachary Walker
>walrus dies
>feel sorry for the walrus
>walrus escapes
>feel sorry for the bear
am i gay?
Elijah Reed
Worse, a centrist.
Mason Roberts
It's retarded, cooperative ideas like this that have gotten us into this mess in the first place.
>Okay you guys harvest the food, I'll be over here watching for predators....
Jeremiah Howard
>Apex predator behaving like one
It's the humans fault for being in their turf
Connor Edwards
>can't fly, can't run
The can fucking swim like nobody's business
Jason Wright
Why is animal documentary such fucking kino bros?
Lincoln Allen
Penguins are effay AF
Jason Miller
>an Eton schoolboy
So nothing of value was lost?
Aaron Stewart
You
Brayden Hall
Pretty much joker
Wyatt Rivera
kino
Brandon Long
penglet
Nicholas Nelson
;_;
Ayden Gutierrez
Doesn't matter. all the aquatic maneuvers in the world won't stop them from being easy prey for seals.
they're fucked on land, they're fucked in the water, they're fucked no matter what
Levi King
Based polar bear
Zachary Walker
I was waiting for the "enjoy the silence" but never got it.
Chase King
will pengs die in a warmer climate
what I'm really asking is, can i keep one as a pet?
Gavin Richardson
We are getting there.
>Why didn't they save him?
He could only move forward
Xavier Scott
Ryder Reed
Bentley Rivera
>they're fucked in the water
Penguins are literally avian torpedoes and anything but "easy prey" for seals.
Jackson Walker
Season 1: Eren gets kidnapped
Season 2: Eren gets kidnapped
Season 3: Eren gets kidnapped
Season 4: EREN KIDNAPS EVERYBODY
Anime onlys: What the fuck is going on?
Manga readers: Evil laugh
The walls were built to protect titans from Levi.
If someone says anime is for kids, I'll show them Attack on Titan.
Attack on Titan? No.. We Otakus prefer Shingeki no Kyojin.
Child eren: did you do it?
Adult eren: yes
Child eren: what did it cost?
Adult eren: everything :'(
Eren is controlling Isayama.
S1-S3 Eren: *chuckles* I'm in danger
S4 Eren: *evil laugh* I am the danger
Avengers endgame : we had the best charge ever.
Erwin : hold my beer!
Game of Thrones: Who are you?
Shingeki no Kyojin: I'm you, but better.
Mikasa appears in Season 4 Trailer
Anime onlys: I've never met this man in my life.
Reiner : why cant you let me die?
Isayama: NO.
Levi:''I have tons of fangirl "
Eren 19 years old: "Hold my abs!"
Eren S1: Call an ambulance!
Eren S4: But not for me!
Season 1: Eren, run!
Season 2: Eren, run!
Season 3: Eren, run!
Season 4: It's Eren! RUN!
Non manga reader: WTF is going on with the music and genre?
Manga reader: YES
Reiner : Have a beard
Mikasa : Short hairs
Eren : Long hairs
Everyone : Who are they?
Jean : I'm still a horse
Jean now : I'm PewDiePie
Remember when this was all about a noisy kid who wanted to kill titans to avenge his mother?
Friendship ends with Humanity
Titans Are my Friends Now
Zeke: I'm ineviteble
Levi: and i am LEVI ACKERMAN
Reiner: I'm sick and tired of walls.
Extroverts in quarantine: First time?
Introverts in quarantine: Pathetic
Zeke: I have an entire titan army
Erwin: we have a Levi
Mikasa: I can't wait to marry Eren!
Historia: Imma bout to end this girl's whole career.
Tybur: As Ambassador for the Marleyan government I declare war on Paradis
Eren: I’m about to do what you call a pro gamer move
Zeke: Ymir do what I ordered you to do
Ymir: no
Zeke: understandable have a nice day
Logan Ward
At the beginning he rides in from the mountains. At the end he rides off into the same mountains (to his presumed end).
Luke Roberts
I might be moving to the country in the next year or two. Im gonna get some ducks if I do
Levi Murphy
>that last gasp
Lincoln Reed
Absolute unit
Aaron Harris
Achievable natty?
Caleb Nelson
are we all penguins here?
rip in peace little peng
Sebastian James
ye...congrats...