>Hands you raw fish
That wirr be three hundra dorras, stupidu gaijin
Hands you raw fish
Jacob Butler
Luke Jenkins
the minimum is $400 now. their "full experience" package is almost $1k.
Brandon Peterson
>their "full experience" package is almost $1k.
what the hell does that get you? also they aren't even in the michelin guide anymore because the general public can't make reservations now.
John Morgan
Why do you have to be so mean, Jiro? I just wanted some sushi
Sebastian Thomas
who the fuck knows. its a tourist trap for 1%er gaijin who don't realize that sushi is otherwise a street-cart food you eat with your hands.
Connor Perry
jiro dreams of pusi
Nathan Hall
jiro gives you a handjob
Dominic Nguyen
jiro nightmares of assrape
Grayson Rogers
Poorfags forever seething.
Cameron Allen
Seriously. You can get fairly high quality sushi in Japan for like $5. Only dumbass gaijin and the most pretentious of pricks will get Jiro's sushi
William Davis
idk its the same shit as people who buy $30,000 watches claiming to "love the precision hand-crafted mechanisms." okay fucker its a fucking watch, you just want to show off, don't lie to my face. buy a casio for $9 and last you 20 years, okay?
Evan White
>puts cooked rice in raw fish
and you thought this was just a stupid meme.
it's literally what it is.,
Adrian Adams
IMAGINE spending 50 years of your life to master the art of putting cooked rice in raw fish
Samuel Miller
Literally just eat sushi anywhere else, who gives a fuck about his bullshit
Adam Reed
Careful with raw red salmon.
Liver damage and such.
Just sayin.
James Wood
He sucks you off
Hunter Howard
idk what the equivalent would be. some nip going to nyc and wanting to buy a $50 hot dog or something.
Nolan Gomez
very honorable old school japanese tradition of ripping people off and acting like raw fish is somehow the peak of being honorable lol i think i'll go get my $10 target sushi :-)
Justin Torres
Just because you can afford something doesn't mean you're not getting ripped off, though many people half-consciously tend to believe so.
Austin Torres
here's your SUShi
Matthew Bennett
Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!!
Juan Walker
>Jiro dreams of pearly beads dripping onto his chin
Lincoln Gray
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