Why didnt gandalf just tie a ring to a moth and ask it to fly to mount doom...

why didnt gandalf just tie a ring to a moth and ask it to fly to mount doom? its mind is too small to be corrupted and dont tell me a fellbeast will see it, its too small

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The ring is too heavy for a moth to carry for hundreds of miles and its mind is easily corruptible precisely because it is small. Orcs and goblins are dumb so they're easily controllable by Sauron. The higher you go in intelligence the harder (but not impossible) it becomes to influence

to risky

Why didn't Gandolf take it himself after transforming himself into the size of a moth? He's a wizard, ain't he?

He’s an archangel more than an actual wizard.

He didn't have polymorph prepared.

so you saying if ring lies on the ground long enough, fucking bugs and worms would carry it to sayron?

Why didn't Gandalf warn the moth about 9/11?

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ok then why didn't he teleport it in the volcano?

Why didn't dumbledore just tie the ring to a midget and hope for the best?

just teleport the ring into mount doom

It'd get distracted by the big bright light and fly into it.

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They can just put the ring on the moth's finger and it would adjust to its size.

lol

Stupid bait

Why didn't the Altmers just throw it into the ocean

In which case, Dick, you were meant to increase your Halliburton shares by 150%.

The Überworm who managed to equip the shiny belt would "realize" that the best place to chipll with his harem of worm bitches is sauron's eye

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Same reason he didn't warn us about Trump

Reminder at the council of Elrond they considered giving the ring to Tom Bombadil.

u guys think before the events of lotr, during peaceful times in middle earth saruman got so bored of hanging out alone in orthanc he invited gandalf over and after just chilling on the couch for a while and blazing some longbottom leaf , they sucked eachothers dicks?

Why didn't he vanish sauron with magic?

>gets trolled so hard he an heroes
How can Palantir bullying be real? Just close your eyes nigga.

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I don't know but if a single lifeform is somehow mesmerized by the ring and stays with it for a long time, Sauron may feel the ring through its mind and figure out its location eventually. Maybe moths and animals in general are more connected to God/Iluvatar (like the Elves and unlike Men) and it will be harder for Sauron to corrupt them.

why not give the ring to a tardigrade then?
>microscopic size
>can survive harsh environments
>likely has similar mental stamina, can easily resist corruptive nature of the ring
>can even fall into the lava of mt. doom with it and possibly live

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Saruman didn't blaze, he was a straight-edge incel who busied himself with the creation of gunpowder and spying on eowyn with the palantir

Why not just whack it with an axe?

Why didn't they trade the Orcs some menus for Mt. Doom lava and melt it themselves?

Bilbo tucked the ring in his ass for 30 years or something, sauron didn't noticed

Why didn't they just dig their way to Mordor?