Is this really how women pick out which movie to watch?

Is this really how women pick out which movie to watch?

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She just wants something to take a picture of so she can pretend she watched it on Instagram.

Cinematography fags btfo

Yep. They only care about feeling warm and fuzzy (or horny, occasionally).

Master & Commander but she wouldn't understand.

well why does it matter if it is heavy in plot, would that not be better for posing?

So Blade Runner 2049?

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Yes

Nothing wrong with wanting to watch a film like this sometimes since film is first and foremost a visual medium. There are a few movies I enjoy very much from a purely aesthetic point of view.

I fell asleep watching this in theaters. True story.

>give me something I can glance at occasionally while browsing Twitter

Tree of Life

Women chose films by choosing the ones that were made to appeal specifically to them. That’s why Hollywood has been able to pump out such garbage. Normies see a movie poster and think “This was made for me!” They have no ability to judge quality. They eat the shit that they are fed.

that's how patricians do it

I don't think prioritizing visually stunning films is a bad thing, film is a visual medium

You do realize that she's talking about a man, right?
>Gimme a handsome man who's cool and everything but just love having mindless fun

>doesn't want plot
Literally the purpose of movies, books, etc.

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that's how you detect a pleb trying to critique real cinema: he can't see nothing beyond the plot

Not really. I like it, but it's not visually stunning. Too much CG

You literally start with the fucking plot you absolute mongoloid.

True Ghostbusters 2016 is visually stunning and the writing hilariously funny if nonsensical.

Because then it might cause people to ask her what she thought about the plot. And that means she would have to actually watch the movie instead of posting about watching the movie.

She admits that plot heavy movies are too much for her young female mind, honesty is based. You can’t hate her for that but then hate a girl wearing oversized glasses who pretends like she watches only the most complex films for their deep writing and plot, women just aren’t that smart

The New World

He he

Wuthering Heights (2011) looks absolutely gorgeous. Story is garbage though.

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I have never read something so pretentious in my fucking life, and I go to /lit/.

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What? It looks really good.

moviebob tier take, hit the gym fatass

But he knows what, in art, is worthwhile and and what is not, he is clearly superior.

If you watch movies for the plot you’re a fag, go read a book. Movies are about the audio visual experience

But user, the heavy plot!

filtered by Terry. Many such cases.

So why are most movies so plot heavy?

Solaris

wasted

I follow a chronological list of movies recommended by Tarkovsky

Bladerunner 2024
It's so fucking pretty

Have you seen the terminator yet?

revenant is a pretty intense movie though

Oh, we have MCU connoisseur here.

Midwit mindset

Because most directors are not artists

I'm currently stuck with 2001: A Space Odyssey

It's great looking movie wasted on garbage story and worst DiCaprio performance yet.

Good, because most artists are nothing.

>no plot please
While plot is happening visuals don't stop. If you can't follow it, or don't want to follow it, or there is nothing to follow - what's the difference?

...

>weather

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stupid white bitch

she's jewish

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This. 100% this.

>right brain hemisphere: exists
>Dab Forums: seethes

OMG is that tweet by some random woman?!?!?!?!

You start with the characters, you retard. You don't care about the "plot", if you aren't interested in the characters.

It's REALLY good the first time you watch it in theaters. It's just okay the second time. On the third watch you think "hmm this isn't really that good." Watch it again and you realize it's actually shit

>Story is garbage though.
What did they change?

They say a girls best friend is a literal shiny rock so probably.

Wow, I guess that means it's a bad movie then.

>literal shiny rock
That is designed to not retain value as it ages.

>films can't be visually stunning and have a good story at the same time
Female poster here. I hope that she is joking, but to answer OP's question, no that's not how I pick movies

Art in and of itself is not worthwhile and artists should be shot for not contributing to society as a whole.

You're just a dude pretending to be a female. Not in the tranny sense, just in the old internet sense.

did it really take you 4 times to realize that?

Right hemisphere is also responsible for reading things, like plot. Retarded asshole.

>That is designed to not retain value as it ages.
Like women

took me 2 watches to realize that lol