I can't believe this FAT, LUMBERING DINOSAUR killed an innocent Meowficcer!
Azur Lane: Bisoku Zenshin!
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Are you around, you dumb kot poster?
no.
Dinosaurs wouldn't have gone extinct if they looked like that.
since the thread is still up, let me upload my Azur Lane collection to mega real quick.
>no.
No?
What do you mean "no"?
God I wish that were me.
Azur Lane has the best onaholes.
dozo: mega.nz
something to note:
0. ~1700 files atm.
1. everything is taken directly from the source or from the boorus.
2. most of pngs and some jpgs were converted with minimum loss to fit Dab Forums's 4mb limit.
3. no Brementon, Akagi, Enterprise and other boats with the same archetype, though some exceptions such as artbook pages exist.
4. everything is unsorted, yes.
5. lewds are there too.
a no is a no, what's there not to get?
you kot-obsessed user.
So that's all just images? 2.3GBs worth of images?
yes, what else do you want?
My AL folder is almost 70GB of images, what of it?
A boat to call my own.
What did you say to her?
"I prefer your sisters"
This fucking erotic garlic shark.
No.
yes.
I just love how meaty AL's lolis are.
>FAT
She's literally a fucking twig
I can't wait to fuck not!Formidable (you) in the new Milk Factory game.
To eat less and get better taste in music.
I want to fuck your maid instead.
Her tits and ass are fat.
Have you ever wondered why dinosaurs existed on earth for hundreds of millions of years, but never achieved absolute gigachadness and was wiped out, but mammals who exist on much shorter time period produced a species that is the absolute undisputed master of the planet?
PRIDE OF A NATION!
How is Formi a dino?
Dinosaurs are heavy, She killed I believe 3 people on her launch day and launched herself into the ocean. She had a bomb dropped on her and only dented her flight deck. Not sure what else I can say about this bote.
>but never achieved absolute gigachadness
implying sauropods weren't the pinnacle of gigachadness
Someone call her that on the Chinese version of the event
An asteroid would fuck up mankind just as hard.
Some DD called her that.
I'm surprised I dont have a picture of the pasta bote, that called her lumbering.
I do, but I'd rather post more Formi, gomen.
>Her tits
Yes.
>and ass
No. I don't think you know what fat means.
It was empty
Carabiniere
Yeah Formi is great.
Yeah couldn't remember her name would have to look through the game. Honestly I have more pictures of Zara, and Pola than Carabiniere.
This one has strong "midboss who loses to dick" vibes.
Try loses to princess carry and dick-vibe
Do not fear the shark.
Even better
Isn't she a womanlet too? God that's hot.
Yes she is tiny.
Yeah, she's tiny, which probably doesn't help her massive inadequacy issues that are the driving force behind her haughty attitude. A generally lackluster career, having her name changed from Deutschland to Lützow, eventually being scuttled and then refloated by the Soviets and inducted into the Red navy as Tallinn(that's some doujin material if I ever saw any).
Imagine how fun it would be
I like small high ABV boats.
Too many womanlets in this franchise, we need some tall ladies in here too.
It really is beautiful how much
>Sirius
Disgusting.
Looks like I imagined too hard and forgot to write the end of the sentence.
So what is Laffey addicted to, cola or wine? It's pretty inconsistent, even in the anime (cola in Azur Lane: The Animation, wine in Bisoku Zenshin [and everyone is pretty nonchalant about how this schoolgirl smuggled a fucking bottle of wine into class])
Maybe they can't make her too obviously drink alcohol, because she looks underage, and depiction of underage drinking is illegal on public TV.
I want to ___________________kiss the dumb kot poster.
It was originally oxy cola, then kinda dropped hints of wine. That's it.
Can't wait for Arknights and Blue Archive anime.
Sirius, Formi and fat birb are perfect.
>Formidable has invited the starts over to "teach them to become women"
>Javelin thinks it's about etiquette and how to properly dress for formal occassions
>Nimi knows what's really up
Essex episode when?
monday
For me it's Brem.
slut
Cute slut.
ESSEX NO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Why is the bunny boat so cute?
Laffey is so cool!
Dumb fatty.
U566 is so cute.
Consider the following
Formi is a respectable titmonster. Her mouth burning by the pepper cupcake will be useful as a tactical flamethrower, as she's literally Godzilla.
Huh, the birb is a bit taller than I would've thought.
A comparison to JAV's perk might be preferable, but I'd turn down neither.
I did it.
DELETE THIS
>Removing Formi's snack tray
You monster!
I wonder how tall best fox is.
She spends so much time lying down that her height hardly matters. What's important is fluff volume, bust size, and softness. Two of those are hard to measure.
Because her real life counterpart duel a fucking battleship and fired all of torps into her. The battleship was later on found by USS Enterprise's air crew and sunk.
Don't fuck with rabbits.
this shit gives me a headache what the fuck faggot?
I want to say the same height as Akagi and Kaga.
What's the /his/ explanation on her oxy cola, or whatever that is, addiction?
That's not cola. Laffey canonically drinks wine from Château Lafite.
Oh, right. I forgot about her Juustagram handle.
Laffey and Château Lafite wine share the same Chinese transliterated name. Laffey's handle in the game's Instagram parody made that explicit (that's Château Lafite-Rothschild 1982)
A magnum size bottle of the stuff will set you back USD $3500. She's got some expensive taste.
Sailors on the USS Laffey took the pure alcohol from torpedoes' full tank and mixed it with pineapple juice. It's called Torpedo Juice.
Her alcoholism is just her self-medicating her PTSD with booze. But have you ever heard of torpedo juice?
>Torpedo juice is American slang for an alcoholic beverage, first mixed in World War II, made from pineapple juice and the 180-proof grain alcohol fuel used in United States Navy torpedo motors. Various poisonous additives were mixed into the fuel alcohol by Navy authorities to render the alcohol undrinkable, and various methods were employed by the U.S. sailors to separate the alcohol from the poison. Aside from the expected alcohol intoxication and subsequent hangover, the effects of drinking torpedo juice sometimes included mild or severe reactions to the poison.
>Kayano's gonna get booted out of AL soon
feels bad man
I doubt that since she has voiced a lot of characters. And a couple of the more popular ones like Kaga and Atago.
She hasn't done any new speaking role for AL in like over a year so.
NO PRINZ HEINRICH NO BUY
Reminder
When's Denver?
already in the first anime
I need more.
same, but with Norfolk!
uuuuuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Norfolk has the cutest little boobs.
was thinking of getting the game for switch. is it any good? heard it was very repetitive and not worth the import price.
where do you think you are?
also
>buying CH "games"
Its a glorified visual novel. Its side conversations are its best and most worthwhile aspect. Everything else is just shit.
i figured the best people to ask would be in this thread. also where do you think YOU are? didnt it start out as a videogame?
yeah i figured. i never could get into visual novels. i do want to play through higurashi but the switch version doesnt have english :/
>also where do you think YOU are? didnt it start out as a videogame?
you're digging your own grave right now.
ive never played an azure lane game before but i liked the anime enough that i would play a game based off it as long as it isnt a bullet hell. the actual gameplay looks pretty cool but if its just a glorified visual novel as said then im not going to bother.
better off just watching it on youtube and i do mean watch. its "gameplay" segments consists of arcardy mismatch of a messy almost beat 'em up style that had promise but its so shallow and pathetically easy most battles will end in less than a minute. you would be watching cutscenes rather than actually playing anything.
damn thats a real shame. i wasnt expecting anything super strategic or deep but i thought it would be fun to blow ships up at least.
Sigh
Yuudachi episode soon, I feel it in my meat
What happened?
She visited that controversial island again that chinks and gooks despise and while she did it before she never had a presence outside of Japan.
But since anime and their games have become more of a globalized thing she now is in their market. Chinks reacted as you'd expect, they are livid and made literal mini armies from bilili and weibo to hound her. Their excuse was that she posted about it then deleted it and they believe it is validation that she knew she did something wrong to them specifically but did it anyways.
Their crux statements amount to "You come to chinese market and we support you and this is what you truly think? Go fuck yourself bitch."
>island
At least the gooks simply don't care about Taiwan
Whoops sorry meant to say Shrine, Yasukuni Shrine to be exact.
>Neptune
She's 144cm or so if I remember correctly.
No edits of Formi's scream?
Titty kitty!
This looks off model, but for once I don't think the biggest offender is her chest.
this skin feels too sombre for saratoga.
Why is it that Bismarck doesn't get memed on while Formi does?
Bismarck doesn't in-game have any issues with her weight, whereas Formidable is very sensitive about being called L U M B E R I N G. Also, given how übermensch Bismarck is she probably has a healthy weight. If she's on the heavier side, it's probably due to muscle rather than fat.
what Formi's expression is trying to convey?
Bismarck shows up less than the NEET of the North. She doesn't really have a personality among the IB Krauts even if she looks gorgeous.
What a charming lady! Imagine her asking you for a dance.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I want this submarine to go down on me.
Given how obsessed Taihou is with SKK, she couldn't have existed in the other anime where he doesn't exist.
Since the thread is still up I want to say I am MAD that we didn't actually get to see Bismark and Trip dance.
What the hell? Saratoga is tiny.
is it Saracunny or Cunnytoga though?
Which of Azur Lane IMAGINEs has the most porn? I need blow of some steam.
Uniporn.
Was this the best episode so far?
next episode
Who's showing up next episode?
...
Taihou and granny.
So far I'd say the Baltimore episode was the best because Baltimore a cute. But I suspect the best episode will be saved for last: ZuiZui and Toot. I'm also certain the coom will flow in the St. Louis episode.
Do I have to play this png collector to understand these semen demons' escapades? I have my hands full with Genshin Impact.
OH SHI-
Nice armpits
return.
AHHHHHHHH ARMPITS AHHHHHHHHHHH
Not really. All you need to understand the anime is
>These creatures called Siren are a threat to humanity
>WW2 ships turned anthropomorphic defend humanity
>Shikikan is the human Chad (you) who commands them
That's it. Enjoy your anime.
Wrong board, faggot. Go back.
Formi supremacy!
Why would a boat have a cat tail?
>are a threat to humanity
I would defect to the Sirens in a heartbeat, tbqh.
Wow Atago is a lot taller than I imagined, and Ayanami is ridiculously tall for a destroyer. A Japanese destroyer at that.
Who would likely be the tallest? Iron Blood mommy?
>Wow Atago is a lot taller than I imagined
I love it. With high heels on she'd be tall enough to look me straight in the eyes and that's kinda hot.
Lets not forget Best boat.
You need and encyclopedic understanding of 20th century naval warfare history to masturbate to the ship girls, yes.
Le Cunny has some nice pictures.
The best combination of adorable and sexy
This is the woman who hates everything and wants to kill God.
I want to breed this hateful woman
Is this new anime worth watching if I quit the shit game and just want to fap to some bitches?
The game is good, dunno what you hate about it, but yes if you want to fap you can fap.
>game is good
only if your standards below average.
It is good, Why do you hate it?
It isn't even a game. Its not fun at all and is super boring. The story and random shit is all random too. Really the only reason to like it is the sluts, and you don't even get to see them most of the time beyond the frontline
Grindy as fuck, story is glacially paced, Operation Siren is just more grinding, and too many boats that add nothing to the meta
>Main Campaign is about WW2 in general you find that boring
I see my boats all the time, dunno what you're talking about.
Yeah it can be grindy, if you're trying to get a boat you want. It's not slow paced, they've sped up a lot. OS is just for people who needed something more to do besides the campaign once they've hit 100% collection, and progress the story more.
Spaghetti.
Extremely cunning sub
I wonder if they'll show u96 in the anime.
I wish I was that cardboard box.
Jaburin!
Auxiliary rudder. Bisko should have a giant, unexplained alligator tail.
You'd barely have to lean forward when she pulls your face into her cleavage. That's prime nee-san.
Made for lancing
Cheshire? More like CHESTshire
Cute girl. Nice butt, too.
>Girl
That is a boi. You need tits atleast this big to be a meatsocket girl in AL
Javelin is for thrusting.
UUOOOOH TINY HANDFULLS AND PERKY BUTT!
She has that Neptunia charme
Also for lifting.
Yeah her portion was just nice to see all the boats play, they were all so cute. I can't wait for the lulu/st. louis and cranes episodes. Hope Albacore is in this next one for the taihou/albacore antics.
>Every time you try to penetrate her she auto evades
Stupid dumb kot!
Dumb!
Cant wait to see this tomboy in the anime.
P U F F Y
Seven (7) creampies.
This is how I want to die.
user, Formi killed 3 people that way..
Lucky bastards!
CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
>Victory is upon us
The only victory she is good at is in bed
I prefer her sister Glorious.
shikikan...
I'm surprised we haven't seen Akagi in the anime yet, or her sister.
What the FUCK? Is this shit real?
Yes it's her skin special touch.
>The one anime that has SKK's existence acknowledged
>No foxes
>Taihou and the Cranes exist
Yet another victory for the Anti-Akagi Alliance!
I wonder what Taihou is gonna do to Skk. I know what Eugen did.
There is a new (and cute) anthology chapter with her.
We have no confirmation if SKK ate the chocolate at all, let alone if it melted. We also don't know how Dunkerque's date went. Who knows, maybe granny can share come of the oldest tricks in the book to help Taihou charm Shitcan.
Rent free.
I dropped Azur Lane a year ago while the first anime was airing and now my dick commands me to return.
How do I get back into it? Can I get a quick rundown on what's this new anime? Did we get BDs for the first one? Any new interesting ship or event I may have missed in-game?
>Can I get a quick rundown on what's this new anime?
Cute girls doing cute things.
Reading that I imagined pommes duchesse. Fucking hell, I just ate and now I want those. But it's Kung Flu curfew so I can't go out to get them. Geez, thanks Dunk.
>what's this new anime?
spin-off
>Did we get BDs for the first one?
yes
For questions about the game better try on the general
Still waiting on this scene.
When Akagi ensures that her sister is prepared for you
Aw, thanks!
I think Kaga's expression sums it up.
The fox fears the hound
Just be dominant and you have nothing to worry about from those two.
But I don't want to be dominant, I want to be pampered by my Onee-san!
soon
You do need to make sure she won't go overboard though.
I love that little onahole.
uh.
>sticking your dick in a taser
Shit
Don't knock it until you've ttttttttried it.
Not anime
except it is
>literally an airing anime and a screenshot from the most recent episode
Mental gymnastic: the post.
Took me a second to recognize what was going on with Kaga's ass.
Cutest torpedo autist.
I want more RODNEY!
The three of them weigh heavily on me
I find it ironic when you consider that Formi can distort local space-time all on her own through her sheer weight.
Wait retrofit, bro
I want to do incredibly lewd things to this battleship.
>Chinks did a better job than the Nips in delivering what the audience actually want and go all-in on cute botes do cute things
Making LDP nationalists seethe is the best part of AL.
I have a confession to make. That fat fuck is one of my most used botes
I use her a lot too. She constantly smells like fish and it ain't because she's on the water.
Armored for your protection
Hiryuu is cute!
How's that s2 going for you?
Hiryuu is a leg monster.
What you doing Artia?
Fully laden Formidable tonnage? Need it for science.
Yes.
This taser is leaking.
28,661 tons
QE retrofit when?
>looking at the official AL art
>find one I really like
>no porn
Goddamn it
>topredoes in the bucket
cute!
Post more Ajax FEET!
no.
One of my favorites.
Oh god, imagine.
IMAGE!
>starting to have vivid dreams of boat lolis
What does this mean
Which ones?
Turn back!
Would dicking her into a mess fix her yandere issues?
Not sure, especially since Azur Lane love ng ago stopped having lewd lolis, it's all about oppai now.
unpopular
It'd make them worse.
Of course, it's anti loli Lane for a reason.
is it necessary for these cows to be so fat? imagine the smell
They need to be that way for proper milk production.
Fat German too
Another fatass
shit meme
Not a meme if it's true. For well over half a year now, it's just oppai oppai and even more and bigger oppai everywhere, they get 100% of the lewd and even the load screens, where lolier literally get nothing but like 2 swimsuits on useless ships.
not him, but
>game game game game
don't care about the game, as long as fanart is still flowing.
Gas all pedos
AL is mommyCHAD game
Well yeah. And I don't care about fanart.
Different priorities.
fat birb
dumb hagfucker
you really shouldn't be posting on Dab Forums then.
Is that the last somewhat lewd loli loading screen we got?
I wonder if we'll ever get any.
Retarded pedo. Keep clinging to the 2 pedoshits you get yearly while we get 5 mommies weekly lmao
Why? This isn't tumblr.
When I'm not outright jerking off, why should I give a shit about anything not official?
Quality>Quantity
because Dab Forums isn't the place where you complain about games, do I really have to point it out?
I could mention the anime adaptations too, same shit.
anime's got more than enough of everything.
Except lolis.
desperate cope
you're just being obnoxious right now.
they don't have to have 90% of screen time.
Dab Forums isn't the place to fanart dumping either yet you are here doing that you little bitch
fuck off
I won't even say you haven't won (in yet another franchise).
You got everything while I get nothing, and I'm not here to fling shit over our opposing taste.
But AL can still fuck off for baiting me for years before turning anti lolicon.
love all boats
just go back.
What 90% ?
They don't even get 5.
Unless you count starters, and if you do, you're retarded.
I wish boob weighing would become new memetag like standing split was for a bit.
I love deutschland. I wish there was more art of her in her demon princess dress thing so I could make it my wallpaper
>stating facts is obnoxious
grow a spine and have you balls drops, maybe you will stop being a pedophile if that happens.
AL is a big tiddie mommyCHAD franchise. Deal with it and stop crying.
CHAD is the last thing to call literal mother fuckers, but other than that you're right.
where do you faggots even come from, someone links these threads in /vg/?
/vg/ doesn't care about the anime
>/vg/ doesn't care about the anime
indeed.
I hate tsundere and loli traits with passion, moreso for combination of both.
Yet Hamman does things to my dick.
How
she hot.
Lumbering
why would Asanagi draw such crossover?
Risking autist definition wars, I still have to mention Hammann is not loli, just flat.
Formisaur is so cute.
you didn't have to mention if she's a loli or not.
different parts of the world have their own understanding of a loli and you can't change that.
imagine how fun it would be
Maybe.
But flat woman shouldn't be among those definitions, autist.
I prefer lifting little Hate.
don't get me wrong, she and her archetype as whole are not loli for me too. what I'm saying is that you shouldn't force that on other people.
Get on my level pleb
Just tried to explain why he likes her despite hating lolis
okay.
Wait a minute. Is this cat also a bad girl?
does she look like one?
Nice.
Drooping bird tits look perfect.
I-I'm not sure. Maybe if I had more evidence?
>Tits are smaller than Bismarck's
dumb user.
Yeah its pretty retarded. No one else got "enhancements" like that and look fine.
The fried chicken doesn't look as yandere as she normally does.
All cats are bad girls although some of them pretend they aren't
wanted to share some rare -- paid -- evidence, but booth is not accepting my credit card, sigh.
LRD would not consider any bote in AL to be loli.
your containtment thread is still up, go there.
...
>anti lolicon
Nicholas got this skin just last week, lying retard.
See
Enjoy your yearly quota lmao