Asking realtor for drinks

I was thinking after closing on my house asking my realtor if she wants to get a drink to celebrate. She is hot and has the fox news anchor look going on. Am 27 year old virgin. Protips? She laughed at my jokes.

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Legitimate thing to do, but play it cool. Start it just as a celebrate-the-sale event, and only get more personal if she invites it.

I'd agree with this. Take it cool - this situation seems similar to hitting on your waitress because she smiled at you

>this situation seems similar to hitting on your waitress because she smiled at you

I mean maybe a little better than that... I did go to like 10 houses with her and revealed a few details about my life. I know it's her job to be nice but whatever.

Don't get me wrong, I mean no disrespect. I hope it works out - let us know what happens.

> She laughed at my jokes.
She’s trying to make a sale & get money. This means nothing.

Realtors are whores but unless you’re rich you probably don’t have a shot. Just try, what do you have to lose?

I think it is plausible I make more money than her.

>closing on a house
>want to date the realtor
>closed on the house to get a date with the realtor
you are fucking stupid

Dumb faggot where did I say any of that

how?

You make more than $200k a year? How the fuck are you a virgin with that kind of money?

Because I googled average realtor salary in my state and I make more than that. It's not a hot market here.

I am house hunting right now and every female realtor I've had has laughed at all my jokes, tapped my shoulder saying "you're funny!," classic low key flirting.

It's nice riding around in Lexus SUV's getting hit on by MILFs... but I have no illusion that it's anything other than the $30k+ commission I represent to them.

So, go for it - just don't be disappointed by a polite turn-down. It's not you!

Only 10% of realtors make more than 100k

Easy women often become Realtors. Ask her to go for drinks.

Most realtors don't make any money at all, or only sell a few properties a year because they don't do it full time. That skews the mean wage. The mean wage for realtors in my state is $40k but out of the hundreds of realtors I've met only a handful made less than six figures doing it full time.

it depends on the realtor seriously, its like whoring some cash in huge amounts and some are low level tier. so i assumed you are kinda rich and wanted to know what you actually do to get money

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so what is your actual question? you ask Dab Forums if you can ask her out? lol

That it? You're gonna need more than laughing at your jokes from someone who is trying to sell you a house. But, the worst thing she can do is say no, and who cares after that?

I wanted some protips faggot jesus why do you retards need to nitpick everything. I already knew what I was thinking about doing and felt like asking strangers.

dude man theres rly not a lot to tell ya, we dont know the woman is it a milf or someone your age etc....
are you just looking for a hookup or a relationship etc

The more information I give the more likely you guys are to overthink it.

She is hot, my age, and on friendly speaking terms. I don't meet women at work and my friends are virgins or have anti social girlfriends, online dating is below average in my area and I want to have a woman I like in some capacity touch my penis. If there is some minor wisdom I can gleam other than can't hurt to ask I would appreciate it.