Hooker Advice

I'm sexually inexperienced but I have money. I want to find a prostitute, preferably just one regular girl, so I can learn to fuck properly before I go looking for an actual gf. Any advice on what I should be looking for in a whore who will be helpful and sympathetic to my situation?

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Don't bother.

If you do get a gf, she'll care less that you're a virgin, but if she finds out you fucked hookers, she'll probably be disgusted. You'll just end up needing to keep more secret from her.

Besides, it takes more than a couple sessions to learn how to fuck good, and a lot of it is different for different people.

Just be willing to give her oral, and willing to ask and try to see what she likes, and you'll be fine in bed (maybe not the first time, but after a little while)

Degenerate retard, kys

This. /thread
Don’t bother with paying for sex. It can become a difficult and most bizarre addiction to encounter.

Not a virgin, just inexperienced. I've fumbled around a few times and my peepee has been inside a vajaja.

Future gf will never find out that I have been fucking whores. Discretion is a big part of what johns are paying for, and personally I am quite capable of keeping my mouth shut about my own business.

You speaking from experience? Do tell.

Don’t believe the hype. There is NO discretion amongst ladies of the night. They are the literal honeypots of a community. If you do decide to make this extremely hazardous life choice, really take your time. But realize that’s part of the mental trap.

Yeah, Jesus Christ mate It’s difficult to know where to start.
>First off, you don’t necessarily get what you pay for with fast women.
>They’re masters of deception.
>Most of them are drug addicts and hate johns, either openly or secretly.
>The change/feeling in ones psyche after paying for the first act is a mix between actual death and total exhilaration.
>After the 20th time it’s a feeling of pure nihilistic self destruction. A complete break in the fabric of anything resembling joy or happiness.
>Then the weirdness sets in...
TBC

It would be great if someone would just answer my question. I have already made up my mind about this, and I am going to find a prostitute. There are definitely guys on 4channel who have experience purchasing sex, I'm really not interested in hearing from you pearl-clutching faggots.

>It’s like a bug infestation in a brand new home you just purchased.
>At first everything is fine, then a couple of bugs, then they’re just coming out of the woodwork.
>Except it’s not just bugs anymore, it’s people’s “energy” (aura, electricity, spirit) whatever you want to call it.
>It’s a mix between starting to understand the potential for our own depravity and the deepest desire to throw ourselves into the abyss, oblivion. Sweet sweet oblivion.

Well OP, No girl will be helpful or sympathetic to your situation.
But to answer your question, find a girl you already know, Turn her into a prostitute. It’s the safest way for you, and you’ll continue the god forsaken cycle of men who have fucked up an honest woman’s life.

>>First off, you don’t necessarily get what you pay for with fast women.
>>They’re masters of deception.
>>Most of them are drug addicts and hate johns, either openly or secretly.

That's why I started this thread through. You say "most," but that doesn't mean all. I want to avoid the bad prostitutes and find a good one. I am willing to pay for this, I'm not looking for the cheapest street whore. Like the girls who write columns in lefty rags like Vice about how empowering their work is. That's the kind of whore I want.

My roast beef detector was already going off but now it's off the charts.

IC... you want to find the golden hooker. >First, she’s got a pimp (simp pimp) or handler.
>If you’re lucky it’s a woman.
>if you’re even luckier it’s her mom or sister.
Here’s what to look for:
>scour the internet for WEEKS.
>you’ll see the same girl. Honest pictures, swaps them out semi reg.
>usually has a bunch of tattoos, honestly pretty bad ones though (though no tattoos are actually good, lol).
>She doesn’t switch names she keeps the same one.
>Everything on her page/profile is waaay up front. Either she lists time/donations or she says nothing of the sort will be discussed over the phone.
>Her price will be reasonable to Hr sessions:250-400.
>Talk sweet to her an he on your best manners

Orly? Throw a bone.

*for sessions
*be on your best behavior

>Is this seriously a roast beef troll? ...But why?

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OP here and his comment doesn't seem unreasonable. I want this to be a respectful, professional relationship. I have a doctor, a lawyer, an accountant, a barber, and now I want a prostitute as well.

So you are a woman? They told me there were no women on the 4th channel...
>His comment doesn’t seem unreasonable? What comment?

>Well, there’s your advice. Just know, this golden hooker is also a police informant (whether she is willing or not) and possibly a glowie or glowie informer. >Watch your fucking ass.
>Have fun...

Now I’m beginning to think this thread was a trap. Something that is “phosphorescent”. Goddamn can you guys just hire me already? I’d make the perfect profiles, and have a good amount of knowledge. That and I’m reachable, Jesus Christ.

Last post to try and keep this alive, as it was the most interesting thread this evening... if I got spectral energy activated polymer in the dark... or trolled by a woman than bravo, bravissimo.
This shit has ruined my life, I ruined it by paying for sex so many times. Now I have actual skin in the game. Hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of skin. I want to help.

Train with a fleshlight you might have trouble getting off. I did