How to bring women into crypto

Introducing Cryptampon, the collective crypto for universal tampon funding. What’s the use case, you may be asking? A social cause to bring universal women’s personal care to the mainstream. Because let’s face it, tampons are a right, not a luxury.

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They are already free here though and burgers cant even use most exchanges

Wait do women literally stick tampons up their pussies?
What the fuck

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Lmao I didn't even know there's two holes. I just put peepee in.

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Wtf, doesn't this break the hymen?

God I wish that were me

Tampons were literally invented by the jews to encourage girls to start penetrating their vaginas early and become sexual quicker.

This is how bacteria and sexual diseases grow in their vaginas.
Interrupting the natural flow and letting it soak inside the warm wet environment where the STDs have a feast and make babies to attack the next unfortunate sucker's dick.

What? You've never removed a blood clotted tampon before?

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yeah bro and they pull it out with a string that dangles out, women are disgusting creatures who should be kept out of crypto and all other nutech developed to escape the globohomo agenda

what if the tampon goes in too far and you have to use your father's dick to remove it?

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You will never be a woman

>imagine doing this five days a month
>every month
>for 25 straight years
It’s easy to forget why women are so upset all the time

Why do that when you could embrace the miracle that is child birth?

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This

There's actually 4 holes

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my gf wants to get into crypto
I even bought her a trezor wallet
that was 8 months ago its still brand new sealed in package
every once in awhile she will ask me to help set it up and then right before we start she loses interest. I think she made it as far as confirming the seals on the package as legit.

Imagine the smell

shes just taking an interest, its nice

i used to make a lot of money betting on sports and my gf was like "i wish i could bet" so i told her to research some 3rd division asian football and she didnt want to

Now I know why you're a virgin. Bitches want dildos, not trezo wallets.

>>imagine doing this five days a month
>>every month
>>for 25 straight years
remember they have to change it every few hours or else they might die

Saved. Fucking sneaky, took me ages

Bump. I'm curious too

Imagine what they were using before tampons were invented.

Bitches be weird.

How the fuck did you think they used tampons

no it's small enough to pass through the hymen
t. male

it can if they have one
find a virgin girl who wears pads only and your good

Women are whores who always have to be sticking something in their pussies and then turn around and say they dont want to be treated like pieces of meat.

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imagine being turned into a human tampon haha

Thank god, if I didn't get a single (You) for that picture, I was going to be pissed.

What the fuck? Do vaginas really? I'll stick with my onahole