/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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youtu.be/-dqUTVnU4fs
investopedia.com/terms/p/putoption.asp
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what the fuck

Built for smol indian cock (SIC)

Why

my fucking eyes

>3dpd

Where did you get that webm of my wife?!

Hop in, fren. You're still in time for the Rolls-Royce pump

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up 4% today

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CRBP
WIMI
PLTR

FEELS GOOD BROS

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Who wants to Skype me.

RIOT blockchain? More like reddit block chain

Shawty thick

SOXL BROS

YA PUSH IT

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the normalfag psychology is completely different than your average poster here, it's not a meme, they just think differently

>hurrr lemme just collapse in on myself going to ~620 per share causing cautious investors (like myself) to dump me like a bag of shit then the next day ill go up to 700 cuz im a meme!

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What's a good long hedge against another March. Currently have a sqqq call but was thinking of getting a 10$ Jan 23 call to just hold all year

SOS
ARKF
EBON

Printing get in before you get priced out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE'RE GOING RED

ahem, excuse me, Please everyone, be respectful. Give a moment of silence to all those who sold the last two days....................................................BAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA *inhales* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE

>BES.V up 30%
Go up more so I can sell you, you piece of shit. Idk why I even bought it back.

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>selling SOXL over one day

lmao

noooo my shitcoin stocks

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crbp hitting $9 today ss this check the news at 3 am gmt

I TOLD YOU THE PUMP WAS FAKE AND GAY

I TOLD YOU TESLA MUST DIE

I TOLD YOU THE VIX IS WAKING FROM HIS SLUMBER

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

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>spy
NO NO NO NO NO

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A fucking femboy would've been a better theme than whatever horrid shit you posted

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should i sell everything

>mods moved the deano thread to /bant/

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Shut the FUCK up DSR before I core you

literally built to be treated like a piece of human feces

It's not too late to hop in on FRX. I shilled it 2 days ago at 11 and it's now at 15. This SPAC is for real

You DID buy your FRX (BODY) shares before the 3.2 million coaches bought theirs didn’t you?

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and just like that we have 4 threads

>everything green
>TQQQ dumping
lmao

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SOXL isn't for the weak willed.

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HE SOLD YESTERDAY??!!?

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>SELL SOS AND CRBP NOW!!! THE LINE HASN'T GONE UP IN HOURS
I'm starting to agree with the soijak poster, most of you are clearly leddit tier.
>sold SOXL because of a minor dip
>complain afterwards like it isn't your own fault

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can someone explain puts? i thought the lower the stock goes the more $?

There are 3 /smg/ threads right now

God you people are retarded

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Just pumped 1700€ into CRBP

>VIX is actually growing
FOR FUCKS SAKE

voca.ro/11IHqbQv8wqV

>scoops btfo

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>I'm starting to agree with the soijak poster, most of you are clearly leddit tier.
Dude, you should have agreed with me from the start. Most posters on /smg/ invest like apes, swinging from ticker to ticker within the timeframe of less than 10 trading days. It is pathetic.

This one was posted first. Check the previous and kill yourself

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maybe look into it before you throw your money down a drain

>weed moons
>weed etfs dont
Uh dudetards?

UVXY dipped to $8.66 today. It's shocking but I'm glad I bought a load of calls.

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Held tqqq through september correction. Sold the literally bottom after getting completely wiped clean. 3x is not for the faint of heart. So I'mma do it again

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What is a good price to buy PLTR?

Uhhhhhh

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you aren't trying to make me hold onto the weekend again are you?

ya

Post ur positions faggot do not lie about invest in CRBP if u wont do it

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

NBY why do this to me?

J-Jon Rokkā-sama, daijōbudesuka?

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Who the fuck still holds SOS? Its a huge PnD scam lmao

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You were told today would be green
You did buy the dip, right user?

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RUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

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i have like 100 shares

?

Why pump CRBP?

>swinging from ticker to ticker within the timeframe of less than 10 trading days
I make way more having an average of 6 hours in a stock than sitting so why not

based FRX bro

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Brother, this is only the beginning

>select all boats
I take this as a sign

What does that mean

That...is actually worrisome. Huh. What was it yesterday?

Yeah I picked up some UVXY as a hedge, but pic related

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BITF CRAB ALL DAY
DIP BELOW 8 BUX SO I CAN ACCUMULATE MORE

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Sweat is going on with nio? Why won't it pump more?

I have 240 shares i got at 9 dollars. I was going to continue holding long but it does absolutely nothing.

Look I know I said that CRBP wasn't going to go above $3 because CRBP holders never get to cum, but that was the last time us CRBP holders are ever going to cum. CRBP is going back to below $3 and is going to stay there for as long as I hold my passive stake of 6 shares.

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck you dick

GET OUT OF THE MARKET JESUS CHRIST

And yet you didn't tell anyone you were baking.

It's not that fucking hard.

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GENOMICS CREW ROLLING IN

ILMN
PACB
TXG
TWST

good ol red all week and green on friday

>1700€ into CRBP
>Swing traded 23k into 25k in a hour
Just have to wait till it dips because this shit is all over the place. Btw it is very high right now kek

>tried to go 100% in SOXL in my Roth IRA
>TD Ameritrade calls me and says they’re blocking the transaction due to high risk

What the fuck? It’s my money

Whats this mean?

Add more m'dear
CRBP lupus clinical trials for their medicine will be released today?

spooky

someone emailed them about them not doing good pr and lowering investor sentiment and this was their response

Once you start to learn about the stock market and actually participate your perception of value completely changes.
Normies have this inherent need to consume things they can physically see and experience. So they perceive anyone that buys stocks(or something of value that's not a physical object) as being someone who is so rich that now they're wasting their money gambling on "rich people casino".

best lowkey hedge right now against a 10% correction? just to cover my ass so to speak

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25 obviously. Anything below 30 is still okay I guess, buying later today, whether it goes up more or not.

based ameritrade. they know youre a patriot and they dont want to see you get involved with some chink pnd scam

NASDUMP YOU FUCKING PIECE OF GARBAGE

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didn't I tell you to buy it under 2.90 and sell above $3 if you're scared? I wouldn't lie to you user I'm an honest person just trying to buy a farm to live alone away from everyone else and crbp will take me there. where will crbp take you?

Seconding, because I just don't know anymore.

I ate him. My hands still haven't bulked up yet though.
youtu.be/-dqUTVnU4fs
In all reality he's probably busy with post-move bullshit.

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ROLLS-ROYCE ANONS ROLL OUT

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I would but I invested everything else into different stocks
if it doesn't moon today I'm going to strangle you

SOXL dump is here
lock in and get ready the market is excited today

Lol, fidelity let me do it no questions, just had to change my roth ira to 'extremely aggressive growth' type. You should tell td ameitrade to fuck of

Can you please leave that /soc/ shit in that thread please. Fuck man every fucking thread someone has to inject some life story no one cares about. We're here to get rich, not make friends.

sell pls

Markets are driven by debt expansion -> yields rise - > debt becomes expensive -> boom

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I also fell for the meme. Don't know why I held so long. Oh well, at least I fell for the bitf meme as well and that one paid off.

MY FNGU AAAAAAAA

No calls?

VXX
UVXY
SQQQ
SPXS

If you want to make money, buy stocks. If you want to build wealth, make friends.

PLTR will NEVER be above 30 again
never ever

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FUCK YOU TEXAS STOP FUCKING WITH MY OIL GAINS

>tfw just closed my buy positions on VIX several minutes ago
Just fuck my shit up

Congrats
I just want to secure me a small position

You can simply ignore my post you nigger.

>selling SOXL

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This is scathing

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holy based

ARE YOU REDY KIDS?

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TSLA...


...must DIE !!

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None of this is fucking happening. The stock market literally cannot crash or correct right now.

This is how I understand it.
This user might be on the something. Most days bears can get fucked, but this week is spooky.

GUys
don't worry about the dips
just leap over them

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I CAN"T WAKE UP
SAVE MEEEEEEEE

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are you buying options or just the stocks?

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DUMP

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For what

My wealth is in the time I spend with my wife and Christ.

BITF UNDER 8

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Don't understand this lol. I should read about it but I will later

just sold everything, I'm up today but was probably going to lose
going to do a Great Reset of my holdings on Monday, not holding over the weekend after the Jewy state of this week

uh oh, economy

I never said it was happening. I just answered his question.
Though I did pick up some UVXY on the off-chance there is a correction over the weekend

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Why is it all dumping?!

I bought

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>Sold a put

>sell 1 share of gamestop on pump from $20 to $50
>buy 1 long option for gamestop for $10,000 at the top
>expires worthless
>it's a wash, loss not allowed
right?

yes

BECAUSE THE PUMP WAS FAKE AND GAY ALL ALONG

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Successfully deleveraged myself before the dump really took off. Thank god.

>Only 3% away from being back to where I was pre-crash
Feels real good. I wonder how the 100% cashies I saw last night are feeling right now

what if it doesn't moon today but it moons monday instead

Is NET going to recover? It's the only thing in my portfolio where I've lost money over the past couple weeks. It seems odd despite the earnings call, they're still doing quite well and a significant amount of the internet relies on Cloudflare.

Well, if you invest long-term, then don't worry, FED will probably do YCC, which means they will cap the yields. But before that. We will unironically crash if yields continue to rise

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Treasury yields go up as the demand for them lowers though. If the premium is lower to to lower demand that increases the yield at maturation.

I dunno I just picked a time and google what time it would be in india at that time. don't worry about the process you just have to believe. have you ever believed in anything wholeheartedly before user? just blind fate that what will come will come no matter how much people bullied you for it. well for me it's crbp and it can be for you too. for the first time in my life I BELIEVE. say it with me user I BELIEVE

I bought 10% of my portfolio worth of UVXY shares.

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buying into FRX at < 15. anyone else?

must be lunch time. dumps out the wazooky. guys when can I stop holding cash and buy into the madness?

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>tfw sold PYPL at $306
So this is what it feels like to perfectly time the market. Now let me throw it all away by buying back in at the wrong time.

Are you ready for the long weekend?

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so all-in on BTC miners?

Jesus christ I must be having a stroke.
*If the premium is lower that increases the yield at maturation.

GTE no longer has the comfy slow crawl up pattern and i dont like it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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m8 it's starting to dump
get out now, fastly

oh you thought that was the dip you were buying?
*skis away from you*

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POOF! CRBP WILL NEVER BE ABOVE $3 AGAIN!

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>spoonfeed babby
investopedia.com/terms/p/putoption.asp

www.bankofcanada.ca/
I love being a leaf. Money is free. We have megahuge divvy payouts. Easy Game Easy Life

Guess who just sold 10k shares of CRBP at $3 :D

>clf under 17 again

God damn it. Trannybros, we got too cocky.

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>I dunno I just picked a time and google what time it would be in india at that time.
Fucking lmao'd

I BELIEVE user I BELIEVE

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you do realize there is constant demand for US treasuries right? artificial or not

I'm going to /x/-tier bring this up right now

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Yea I’m still bagholding this thing bc I foolishly bought near the top

I T ' S A B E A R T R A P

>FOMO into VIX again
>it dumps
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCK YOU

Care to expand my fellow leaf?

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I hate this roller coaster sometimes

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> 10y +0,06 in single day
Nothing to see here folks, just keep buying

patience

the bull trap is being set

its fucking over for these mumus

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OOOOHHHH GOD
I'M RROOOOOOOOUUUUUUIIIINNNEED

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What does Dab Forums think about hipster girls? Ever dated one? Are they wife material?

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Listening to relaxing music and drinking some coke.. Getting paid all the while cause I'm WFH thanks blessed covid.

Should I sell my aqb for bfarf? I will have to wait until the money settles and buy on Tuesday.

>SOS announced today that it has entered into a securities purchase agreement with certain accredited investors to purchase $86,000,000 worth of its American Depositary Shares ("ADS") and warrants in a registered direct offering priced at-the-market under the NYSE rules.
I'm sure the people with money did absolutely zero DD. The hydro power station DOESN'T exist. Please sirs believe DD from someone who doesn't know how to turn off spellcheck highlights, do the needful and sell your shares pls

It's a passive position. I'm not allowed to ever sell it.

You should have sold mutant fishes a long time ago m8

Fuck this. I'm just going to long UVXY.

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you doubters will not bring us down. like the great phoenix icarus we will rise once again. crbp bros let us channel our chakras
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE

>tfw haven't heard from job in weeks but am still 'working'

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Yes and no

I have like 20k in cash. Should I just buy more SOXL or LABU instead?

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