After investing 50 dollars back in 2021, Everest has quickly become a world currency, this happened after months of daily 400% growth. Finally when Elon Musk tweeted the word ''Everest'' it mooned at 1000% per day. Meanwhile, bitcoin dumped until 0, which happened on june 1st. Maximalist commited mass suicide and this day is known as Everest inauguration day. Legendary screenshots from threads with valuable discussions from users such as [email protected] with arguments such as ''id'' are still quoted on a weekly basis, they have become the richest man alive.
i open my everest.exchange app in my built in microchip, Everest is now the global marketplace where you can buy and sell anything. I order a hooker. Payment: 0.000001 ID She arrives, blows my dick and i coom all over her face. before she leaves she begs for another 0.000001 ID but i refuse. It's been a long day, it's time to kick back, relax, and enjoy the latest series on Everix (netflix on everest). I can't wait to consume it while falling into a deep anti-depressant induced sleep on my anime pillow.
Those of us who inevitably rejected the mandatory eyeball scans were able to profit millions off of $ID before they generated enough momentum to corral everyone into the smart cities.
With so many Fren literally fleeing to the mountains it was easy enough to start our break away nation using the back door those of us clever enough to realize that Bob had built for us.
Our tree cities and anti 5G free energy technology came as swiftly as did the pleb trap of boxxing the retards into smaller and smaller confinement’s while allowing them the enjoyment of a false reality of VR and AR.
Now even though most humans are on Mars, those of us left behind enjoy a freedom they can only pretend doesn’t exist in the few remaining smart cities, where humans are plugged into a false reality that hides our existence in the real world.
Which makes it all the more easy to raid the cities, cruise for babes, and do whatever it is we feel like doing.
Humanity ironically was enslaved and set free in the same glorious moment,
Waiting to see if alpha is coming out before i buy back in.
Aaron White
Bob will save us all. CLIMB WITH HIM
Benjamin Harris
AMA 5 MINUTES!!!! t . me/Everestdotorg
Michael Gomez
WHERE THE FUCK IS BOB? AMA IN 4 MINUTES NIGGERS GET IN THERE
Justin Sullivan
I would stay away from this coin simply because of Bob’s conspiracy theories. I used to know him in college way back when and Bobby boy used to always talk about hidden UFOs in the top of everest.
When I say talk I mean incessant jabbering all the time! I think I know why though because I walked into our dorm bathroom to find him snorting a 5 foot rail of adderall off of a 5’1.5” Mexican cleaning lady — Standing up!!!
he was yelling TO THE MOUNTAIN TOPS WE GO and NO ONE EVER CLIMBS MOUNT EVEREST ALONE all while foaming at the mouth from the copious amount of adderall sniffed off of the poor tied up house maid while he held his smartphone against her face yelling SCAN IT SCAN IT SCAN IT!
it was okay though because he explained it to me later that it’s part of his indonesian “gas” program where he gives away LNG to fund ass biometrics or something.
anyways he would always talk about using the money to climb mount everest and get to the aliens.
The guy is a whack job.
Connor Morales
can someone post highlights of the AMA, i'm in a meeting and can't watch rn
Bentley Cook
lmao shut the fuck up shill no one will remember this shitcoin after 2 weeks just like 99% of all the other coins shilled here
Cooper Bennett
WHO CAGED THE RETARDS JOE
Eli Martin
Well rip I didn't think bob would just come out and say there is actually no product it was a good pnd tho I hope you profited from it
Jack Evans
#Everest $ID
What is this Citadel I have been hearing about in the Everest chat room?
Recently I received a message from someone purporting to be a time traveller from 2025. This is his story:
In the near future there are just over 116 million $ID known to be used in the world today, as well as a few hundred million that were permanently lost, and we're still dealing with a population of just over 7 billion people today. On average, this means the average person owns just under 0.165 ID only. However, due to the unequal distribution of wealth in my world, the mean person owns just 0.000165 ID tokens. That's right, most of you reading this today are rich. I personally live next to an annoying young man who logged into his old Reddit account two years ago and discovered that he received a tip of 0.01 ID back in 2021 for calling someone a "based giga chad" when he was shilling Everest on Dab Forums. Upon making this discovery he bought an airline ticket, left his house without telling anyone anything and went to a Citadel.
"What is a Citadel?" you might wonder. Well, by the time Everest ID became worth 100 USD, services began to emerge for the "$ID chad whales" to protect themselves as well as their wealth. It started with expensive safes, then began to include bodyguards, and today, "earlies" (our term for early adapters), as well as those rich whose wealth survived the "transition" live in isolated gated cities called Citadels, where most work is automated. Most such Citadels are born out of the fortification used to protect places where ID staking nodes and eAgents are located. The company known as Everest to you is known to me as a city where Mr. Bob the CEO rules as a king.
You have been warned.
Dylan Hall
BOB SAVE ME. I BOUGHT 20K ID AT 95 CENTS. PLEASE BOB PLEASE
