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>Be Texas Comedian
>Texas Grid Back Up
>Quits like a bitch
???

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>comedian

>Quits like a bitch

What are you talking about?

Isn't he on the air right now?

The OP is a fucking clown speaking in riddles.

>???
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it was more like ''imminent hearth attack incoming''

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he just announced that he is leaving the industry. where have you been all morning? catch up.

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He does a good angry George Costanza impression.
>youtube.com/watch?v=Kafq7yrKAOQ&ab_channel=MFrancojr1

He gets pissed and plays rebroadcasts all the time nigga.

He's just made his wagies didn't have the studio running proper

How long have you been listening to Alex? He says something like that every couple of months and keeps going. He's the WWE of political commentating...it's a lot of bombast but highly entertaining with some genuine insight.

link?
probably this though. A few years ago he played rebroadcasts for like 3 straight weeks, and played them in such a way that if you hadn't already heard the broadcast you'd swear it was new.

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He was pissed today because he lost his stack of news from yesterday. It was epic. I love AJ.

>he doesn't know

I'm pretty sure he threatened to quit like a week ago

ppl dont know how to shut their water off or keep their food out in the cold ? instead let it rot in the fridge ... its just showing the world how dumb americans are >< im from canada and im like wtf are you ppl doing ?????? do you not know how to ask for help ? or do you just freak out and kill yourselfs >? 30 ppl dead from a small winter storm ... legit mind blown

yeah it's pretty funny he's dual citizen.

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He also threatened to cut off his pinky in order to spread the news. You gona make a thread about that OP?

at the same time though ... why is the news pushing it so hard >?

Caller- hey alex you ever notice those jews in the -

Alex jones- had to disconnect that antisemite, now lets talk about china.

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>ITS WHAT I WANT
>IT WHAT I NEED

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Mexicans are stupid. Who would have guessed.

Lmfao .. remember when putin was a thing xD

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Cold weather is based its the weather of white people. God is helping by killing the nig/spic invasion.

but anyway,, the new american journal with Harrison is much better than ol' David, he was like a broken repeater during those last couple of years

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That's an exact photo from his website. It's the third photo that pops up on google images. Put a little more effort in, shill

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he has a hard on for khabib ... called him right after xD gave no fucks what was going on in the real world ... kgb must of lost respect over that ...

This.
He also threatened to quit a couple months ago, and a year ago. Every time something big happens he says they'll either be canceled or he acts mad and says he'll quit.

or their new name " stut slut w/e"

fake and gay. this would have been made public knowledge by now if it were true.

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Yeah I'm agreeing with you

Dab Forums is not what it used to be ... /sadface

>Never buy your wife fake tits
December 21 was quite a day

Invents conspiracies to sell brain drops through his website.

quick rundown?

kek, did he say that?

>How do I attach photos to Russia visa?
>You must provide one (1) passport photograph that meets Passport Photograph Regulations regarding quality. Please Note: Your photograph must be full face, front view with a plain white or off-white background printed on photo quality paper. Photo must be the same size as the box on the visa application.

>Common Russian Visa Application Problems
he provided the picture, what's the big deal? alex jones is a russian spy.

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No, he was with another

nothing really,, just a normal day in the office

Wouldn't it have been easier to say that a grid malfunction would make an invasion easier instead of saying that it was imminent?

Didn't he say that he was gonna retire a few months ago on Rogan's podcast?

jersey joe rogan should be glad to hear us friendly californians are starting an "operation send austin our hot boiled water" and the airlift will flyover texans' house soon

KYS

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>KYS
I WIN MOTHER FUCKER, I WIN I AM BETTER THAN YOU ALL YOU CAN SAY IS KYS BECAUSE I AM RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU NON WHITE PIECE OF SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOL!