How it feels to get laid /pol

What's stated above boys, im a 28 yo NEET without any useful skills before i kill myself I'd like to know how it feels to be inside a vagina

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Go try it? What's so hard?

Sandy bags

get a hooker faggot

like warm apple pie

It's like a warm grip on your benis that you rub against and it kind of tickles but in a good way

Sounds gross.

Only 28? I had to wait until 30yo. I'm currently 35. Sex is over-rated. Get over it

like salty coins

Sometimes it makes fart noises too from the air escaping when you push it in

Feels like a bag of jello

It depends. If you go with a used up whore then you slap your dick around in worm water and add some fish smell to it. If it's a girl that has not fucked around then it feels better.
Main thing is, you have to want to fuck and find her not just attractive in body but mind. If you find out she is faking it half way through it will be shit.
But honestly Videogames > Sex.

Wanking makes you cum harder, the whole experience can be intense but only with the right chick. Most of the time it's kinda boring. Blowjobs are the best if you find someone who knows what they're doing, again pretty rare.

>memeflag
Is this guy expecting a serious reply or what?

Comforting like mothers womb. The ultimate crossover for feeling soft and vulnerable and being an epic and glorious man.
The very feeling we crave so much to exist.

Also it lasts for about 1.5 days after. Really a nice feeling user, prostitutes dont get it right unless you manage to fall in love very quickly, a cup full of feelings and love make it so much better

Sex is without doubt the most overrated thing in existence.

warm noodles.

Best two fucks I've had were with two sluts, worst was a virgin, next worst was a chick who'd been with two guys.

Lift weights loser. Or rape someone idgaf just stfu

Best fuck i've had was with my wife.
Cucks like you will never be happy also you would sooner fuck man ass in the end then own up to your own shit.

Feels pretty good ngl. Warm and slippery.

That's only if you have a small dick.
>t.micro penis

Feel the inside of your cheek. Now imagine that rolled up in to a tight wet hole for you to put ur dick in. That’s all it is, a mucus membrane

pussy farts always give me a chuckle.

You can fuck a woman who you paid for. That feels pretty good. Feels like you own her, and her wishes don't matter. It's almost a bit rapey some times. Feeling is surface level.

Then you got fucking a whore you didn't pay for. Sluts. You don't care about them, and it's almost more surface level than fucking a whore for money. Feels nice but again, superficial.

Then you have fucking a woman who you love and who loves you. This is the best feeling and it's deeper than anything else. Highly recommend it.

Warm apple pie.