When will they figure this out?
When will they figure this out?
when they stop putting women into men's roles
Ugly
>actual unique character
>William looks like discount Geralt and speaks 30 lines or so in his game
Ironic
lol fag
Thou shalt ne'er a true maiden be. Thou hast neither womb nor ovary. Thou art a catamite, twist'd by foul perversion of chirurgeon's art to crude fleer'ry of Divine perfection.
All validation as thou receivest like unto Janus' own be, and tepid to boot. 'Pon thy hind, good folk fleer.
Thy good father and kind mother art in troth disgust'd and in shame of thee.
Thy friends doth make sport of thine hideous countenance 'twixt themselves.
By thee art all of Adam's sons utterly repuls'd. Our Lord didst fortuitously permit all menfolk to divine thy fraud with wondrous accuracy.
If by trickery, thou didst 'pon occasion "pass", all gentle folk verily wouldst 'pon closer examination revile thee. By the Lord's arrangement, thy very bones betray thee.
And if 'pon chance thou pliest with drink an unfortunate companion unto thy fetid bed, 'twould soonest fly as drink in the aromas from thine diseas'd, fest'ring wound, the which thou cherish in mockery of Eve's daughters.
Tis certaine that never shalt the devil's spawn pass from thine false womb, thus fruitless art thy efforts to ensnare gentlefolk.
Joy shall likewise escape thee.
'Pon waking, thou paint upon thy face a Deceiver's frippery, but inside thine heart, parlous despair circles like Leviathan, eft t' crush thee 'neath th'unbearable weight.
In the end 'twill be too much to bear - thou shalt find thyself procuring firm rope, mocking the hangman's noble art, and plunging into the bitter abyss of the Divill's embrace, to spend thy days better cavorting with thine masters.
Thine father or mother shall occasion upon thine empty shell and weep, caught 'twixt heartbreak and relief that the shame thou broughtest them hast, user, abated.
Thine headstone shall reflect thine Christian name, and hist'ry shall record thee a man.
As worms and creatures of the earth feast on thine unholy corpse, thine bones shalt betray thee again - unmistak'bly like unto Adam's.
'Tis thy fate, self-appointed. Ne'er shall thee revoke it.
I want both
>we
Quite eloquent, Sir Shakespear
I want both.
figure it out?
but i thought OP being a faggot was common knowledge?
>we don't want a stylistic spin on samurai armor, we want generic samurai armor
>this is how you create unique characters
Reminder that you have a mental disorder.
cringe. videogame girls should look sexy. who gives a fuck about realism in vidya? retards, that's who.
I want both desu
I really don’t understand this. Theres whores right now this very second showing and shaking all sorts of ass and titty on tiktok being viewed and celebrated by these same people but somehow sexualization in vidya is bad?
Uhm, sweaty.. no??!!
Can something be generic and also for degenerates?
>actual unique character
>just a man with a woman head
we dont want this.
Dost thou object to mine sharing of this Lordly pasta?
>we
Men look tropical like apes
so tropical punch pink suits men better.
Move the pink from her to him then I'm fine with her.
Plus,
the fact is that male bodied protags are generic as hell
and have been done to death rather than female bodied protags.
americans are fucked
I wish we still wrote and spoke like this on occasion. This form of english is so evocative, the words are so much more powerful than those of contemporary English. What period or style of english is this? Shakespearean comes to mind but that cant be the correct term
i want both, fuck game developers that don't give you a vast plethora of cosmetic options in the modern age when they all have 100+ man teams.
Delicious, finally some good fucking pasta
Regency English, I think. also, no one actually talked like that, it was mostly dramatics for the stage.
I will now buy your game.
Definitely not regency English
Who "we" you mentally ill la troon?
Plebian. Cute girls in armor, be it ridiculous or more realistic, is always kino.
Make her a little taller and I agree.
Based Shakespeare poster
This also give her a loli sidekick.
god damn RO had so much soul before rebirth
incredible, this is a monumental moment in the history of mankind
i hate you Weimar westerners so much
WW II cant come fast enough so that the chinks can exterminate you and make the Holocaust happen for real this time
More powerful, huh? Watch this
Nigger
chinks are fueling the weimar westerners with their shekels
Gamer here, I want the left one.
KEYED
>thy very bones betray thee
Never noticed they both had the same hair. Deepest lore.
only to help accelerate it which is pretty based
Who's "we"?
Dumb schizo
I prefer pale ones, fuck off with your brown shit
Yikes that’s cold
YES.
That's why "beauty is only skin deep" is complete nonsense
BECAUSE
beauty goes all the way down to the very bone structure itself.
Ever thought how deep the baits go?
How many layers of ironic shitposting are we at?
Fuck you. Wirrium is great
>we
shut up
this.
thread closed.
"We"
POST MORE
IS THAT A
t.catamite
i am surrounded by homosexuals
>white hair means Geralt
Kys immediately
OP is a faggot, what a twist.
But I DO want this.
am I right, fellow white goymers?
>Nobody in this thread understands the appeal of seeing a badass knight/samurai who's fully clothed(with their face sometimes) and seemly a male, and then finding out they're actually a hot cute chick who likely has huge breasts hidden under all that armor
It's a fucking crime we barely see this shit nowadays.
I have a whole folder of females in armor, "armor" and generally female warriors.
post
Why? Don't you want to talk about Nintendo Direct more?
Oh, that's nice
post more like this
no, only cared for NMH3
Holy fuck, Dab Forums Hivemind.
And by that, I mean AI.
>shortstack
>unique
>That
>Unique
OP is mondo homo
>actual unique character
>literally a generic male character with a female head
>MUH DEGENERATES MUH COOMERS
I can't wait for all you neopuritans to get tossed in the same furnace as the anti-sex feminists.
Better example
>we
Nah I'm actually fine with the left. I used to be a proponent for realistic armor but now that they're trying to make females ugly and mannish I realize how much I was mistaken, I want bikini armor back.
*blocks u're path*
Left looks better, I'd put more armor on her though. Also a helmet, the fact that every armored videogame character doesn't have a distinct helmet is a sin.
Woah, I didn't know Urianger posted here
>the which thou cherish in mockery of Eve's daughters
Seems like "the" should be "that"
HAHA I WILL MAKE A POST I KNOW V WILL DISAGREE WITH
THIS WAY I WILL GET EPIG YOUS
"Realistic" full plate still looks great on women, it's just that western devs are colossal faggots so they give them mannish bodies as well.
this but unironically
why is there a giant sperm glob floating behind her?
Find 3 things wrong with this image.
>gets raped by a whole battalion in captivity before protagonist rescues her
It's her soul, she's a half phantom.
not every design should be diluted by custom autism.
But I like both?
based
>blonde rom*n
>long toenails
>no helmet
>Hood + cape
>Braids
>AESTHETIC mix of plate, chain, leather, and cloth
>Resting thousand yard stare like she's seen some shit
Claymore just can't stop winning.
>girl
>breaking shield wall
>not being raped
>breaking formation thus endangering her comrades
>no helmet
>exposed navel
>armor doesn't even fit right
>Woman
>Shield Shorter than woman, somehow (Romans were manlets)
>She's fighting solo
>not in proper formation
>no helmet
>segmentata plates on bare flesh
Also the mooks’ helmets don’t look right. I think the Gallic helms are supposed to have a reinforcing ridge that goes over the dome on top so they don’t get split open from an overhead attack.
>sword
>no helmet
>cape
Imagine the sweaty musky adrenaline fueled post-battle fucking
>a woman
>breaking formation
>boob armor
why are you gay?
I would like both, and I would also like them to make out in front of me.
English has been corrupted, it's the same story as the tower of Babel
Speak for yourself, I'm not a gay white guy so I 100% want the one on the left.
dominating tough tomboys till they submit to their feminine instincts is my primary fetish
>in one region MMOs are in decline
>in the other MMOs are as popular as always
Makes you think.
>Implying women wouldn't bitch their way into boob armour because it's "uncomfortable
nigger is the only power word left.
>blonde white woman
>italian
no
he looks EXACTLY like Gerald outside of the cat eyes
Ah, a fellow tag:mind_break connoisseur.
It’s literally modern English, albeit Early Modern English
>unique character
>head is pasted onto another character
lol
she dead
Fixed.
John Milton stop getting your fucking daughters to write your posts on Dab Forums for you and get on with your poem
I am a gay white guy and I want the one on the left.
That's everyone covered I guess.
Left variant confirmed GOAT
now if only kMMOs weren't universally fucking terrible
Learned Word:NIGGER
Imagine a skyrim mod for this
Stuns all races except Redguard
Procs Fury for 420 secs on all Redguards
surely that already exists.
I don't say this often, but I'm impressed. Saved and based.
Early Modern English, I guess. No one actually talked like that, though.
coreans roam from one shitty zero life expectancy cash shop scam mmo to the next.
completely awful for anybody who wants a consistent world to play in (mmo players).
I don't want to go browsing through the interwebs for it.
dumb bitch
wear a helmet already
This is one of the few quality threads on Dab Forums right now. I'm amazed mods haven't deleted it already to make more room for Nintendo.
>tag:mind_break
it should be tag:mind_fix
cope world of retards, probably can't even VFW
>Feminine=Bad
Where my fluffy dresses at
you can literally do that in Nioh 2, though. Down to the outfit.
Delicious pasta
a single wow expansion at its worst has a higher life expectancy than your average corea mmo desu.
>We
Speak for yourself faggot, the left one look good.
I agree with both
Just allow the most choices and freedom
>freedom
you retarded lolberts never learn
fine taste
>go look up what game this is from
>its original artwork
fuck damn shit cunt
LMAO
I'll have one of each.
no he's not, shitstain of a character on an otherwise good game
Mate don't you be shitting on battle dresses.
What is that sword on the bottom left?
>playing Nioh 2 as a female charcater
>armor for either gender is pretty much the exact same
>tfw running around in fairly realistic armor and a ronin hat
Guess I know what I'll be watching for a while now.
Thanks
Left is better. What are some games with character designs like that?
You can be a squire and sexual frustration outlet to one of them, which do you pick Dab Forums? For me it's the axe chaddess
I hate the girl on the left because I can't fathom trying to undress her when we make love
>Asymmetrical breastplate
Absolutely fucking gorgeous
Do you mean like western devs?
>make a man
>put a wig on
>call it a female
here's your progressive game, bros.
>I hate the girl on the left
Woman detected.
I want
Her toes look like monkey claws.
I want left, why aren't game publishers catering to me? I demand game publishers cater to me and what I want.
wrong
name three japanese games with fantasy armor that look like right side and is still a recognizably attractive female
you can't? think why you can't.
I want the left one. A perfect mix of real and fantasy armor.
I agree with the skin color and hair variations but her original tits are just perfect.
Are they saying whether a female character is interesting or not is purely based on their appearance and that attractive female characters are automatically boring? That's pretty sexist of them.
Exquisite
I like the top left most but I need to know the personalities.
All of these are trash. Where's my big chubby warhammer user with massive tits?
I want playable dragons
You can make some assumptions based on appearance and 4 extra expressions
Sorry, there aren't any options for niggers.
Anita is that you?
A woman with the body of a man is certainly unique alright.
speak for yourself, worthless faggot
Well yes, she is probably the tsundere ojou-sama who falls love with her pathetic taller and older squire but maybe not.
How do I pre order? I'll even buy collectors edition if I get a boob slider and that's the default size
Baza
Fucking spectacular
Speak for yourself, faggot. I want left. I don't want right.
>KEYED
This forced meme will never become accepted.
It will if you keep drawing attention to it.
>use reverse image search
>gelbooru original artwork
>look at original source
>it's 404'd Dab Forums thread
kek
I feel so bad for this artist (in the OP) who makes really good art, but is constantly getting shit on by twitter troons.
he's probably asian so he doesn't give a shit
Is he?
The faces are too anime in contrast of their height so it looks weird
only people who have problem with anime faces are pedophiles like this
Fuck off fag balls.
Now that's what I call based.
I read this in Urianger's voice.
You have my utmost respect, Sir.
>real life girls having the freedom to express themselves on the internet
>some sweaty smelly neckbeard created a fake girl solely to appeal to other sweaty smelly neckbeards playing it
Not the same.
Delusional.
I want battle dresses.
Yeah I'm sure dressing in bikinis and doing ahegao faces into a camera is all about self expression and isn't meant to appeal to men at all lmao
Why not both? I want to be able to make my characters look as stylish as possible and being able to change their costumes or armors sounds like the best idea for that.
Best armor design out of the pleiades. Shame she's a retard
Yeah but she’s not a sweaty smelly neckbeard. If she wants to attract the attention of males, that’s her choice
>t. has had no interaction with female game players
I mean, good on you for never going to the social media of the devs I guess but as one of the devs you're delusional if you think it's not females who want to look obviously feminine.
Small tits and androgyny are not what they want and they will complain about it.
Male power fantasy is also a meme for the naked men/big armors. Most males want thin, more normal clothing like armors and make fun of the ones that aren't as "fat".
It could be worse, or better. Besides, there's a saying in the military with regards to fuck ups and snitches.
>there's always one
The artist should be on twitter
Girls and women also tend to pick what they perceive to be the pretty, sexy, or cute option when given the chance in a game.
Marlowe continues to cook excellent pasta, despite the notable disadvantage of having been dead for 400 years
Sauce me senpai
plebeian
BELTS
I'd rather have the left one, female warriors are inherently laughable as a concept so they may as well look cute/sexy.
I agree. One is fiction, the other is reality. But why do you care about the fiction that affects pretty much no one more than the WHORES out there?
I do want the left one though, if i wanted the right one, i'd prefer a man filling that role, at the end of the day, both left and right are equally ridiculous, however left has more value as it is more than just a girl filling a role that belong to a man.
languages change and it has nothing do do with your retard story
Go home faggot. You dont represent us gamers. Fuck of.
put this in google translate and it comes out very well
yeah the first thing is actually extremely fucking degrading and kills the soul.
I really like the third one from the top left, i have tried recreating the armor through mashup numerous times in skyrim. Only thing i ever got right was the boots tho.
Not him but this is the closest I found.
digiket.com
Those are some great designs
Tomboys needs to stop existing.
As long as it's not tacky bikini armor or weirdly skimpy uniforms stylization that's sexual is fine.
>we
Who?
Speak for yourself nigger.
I want sexy females and I want manly males.
Fuck burly women and fuck girly "males".
Based Urianger
I understand, brother.
Reverse traps are the best.
How will OP ever recover from this?
But I do want the left. Buy a game with characters that look like the right if you want and stop trying to change things you don't like. That's like those cunts that demand everything be censored or just removed from sale for being sexist or whatever.
Razorfist, calm down
OP is fucking dead
Why does Dab Forums hate and objectify women so much?
Is it just a chronic porn addiction?
The right one looks so much cooler, interesting, and in this case, refreshing.
Looks like someone needs some silver
retard
Is there a shortstack version?
based
Thats gay, you are gay, why are you gay? Is it in your family? Glad we're not related, fag.
I want left, but slightly taller and with flat chest.
if female characters are going to look like male characters whats the point of having them?
>>>boob armor
>Boob armor is unrealistic
Reality is often unrealistic.
This is peak aesthetic. Don't bother trying to find a fault. There is none.
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN
Can't, square already got him
Where did it originate from anyway? I've seen it a bunch
pretty based. did you do it yourself or just put it through some kind of "shakespeare translator"?
Then she realized less armor = more defense
deserves a hugo
Kardia of Rhodes
sauce is nisetanaqa
Enjoy the spoon nigger
>GAME PUBLISHERS! start to cater for a group of people that will not buy your game!
Bravo!
>she's a half-phantom
What kinda retard came up with that deviantart OC stupidity?
>The right one looks so much cooler
that body belongs to a literal weeaboo
Sword n board, longsword and flail and shield are pretty good. All the others are shit.
Its FUCKING RAW
good job
>As worms and creatures of the earth feast on thine unholy corpse, thine bones shalt betray thee
Absolute kek
Artist name?
Negative attention is not the attention you'll want.
Basado.
based closet homos
Bold of you to assume that womens have souls.
Next you are going to assert that they can have independent thought.
11/10 - Shakespearian
IGN
1 - those soldiers have doping because they have no iris, that's fucking unethical and honorless.
2 - she has no helmet, and if it because she is the commander then she should have used some feathers on her helmet, she is a retard and will soon become even more retarded by a strike on the head
3 - this is the frontline and everyone has a sword instead of a spear, worst thing is they are against a spear wall so they fucking lost and this woman is an awful commander. you would have noticed because she has no helmet.
Yeah, nah, I want left, 'cuz I'm not a fag like you.
what if I want both?
This is overkill
How good is Nioh 2? I've been debating on whether or not it on the next sale.
Replied to the wrong dude.
Cringe thread but I agree.
fuck off fag
You will never be a woman.
actually quite beautiful
To be honest im NOT a faggot and i can understand why left looks good but im also tired of anime aestetics
BOW DOWN TO YOUR GODDESS
At last I see the light
ywnbaw
>No bikini armor
>No dress armor
>Not getting impregnated by me
devs don't care for historical accuracy anymore
left is more unique than right lol
If we wanted "realistic" there would be no women fighting. Especially not in a premodern setting where fighting is done by swinging around heavy weapons while wearing armor or using bows.
Women can't even fucking open a jar of peanut butter, you think they can handle a sword and shield in real sustained combat or march for days while wearing armor?
baseth
Whoever did this, sure..keep trying to make females looking like males, faggot
BASED
tranny niggers btfo yet again
Mah negro.
Explain how it's kino, fagchoice
Oh baby
I want the one of the left though.
Murder is illegal user.
Gonna try and vocaroo it
blessed to witness this post
The rhetorical equivalent of flaying OP alive. Based
good job user
I WAS going to vocaroo this and did it perfectly multiple times.
First time I realized my mic wasn't full plugged in.
Second time, my cat kamikaze'd me for pets.
Third time I realized all too late my microphone was off.
I give up. My throat hurts.
This post raised my IQ
do it again, anonymous
for great justice!
put me in the screencap reddit!! xDDD
Very good, sir!
youtube.com
user you can do it!!!
vocaroo.com
Fuck it, got a good run and not even gonna prooflisten to it. Whatever it is, it is.
Entering this thread to say Claymore is best girl.
HOLY BASED
Sindoll or Cervina7?
It’s too tough to tell
Damn, I was going to make one after class.
Feel free to make another, might be better
I unironically prefer the right
I like it, good job
>all this samefagging
I'll try. In a bit, assuming the thread is still alive.
Everyone's me, including you
Saved
I have a feeling it's not going to be the last time we see this pasta.
when do preorders open
So the neckbeard does have the same freedom to express himself the women have? Are the neckbeards of the world not allowed to make fake girls to appeal to their kind?
basé et langue-de-Shakespear-pillé
Fully armored women > bikini with random armor bits slapped on or only made for coom
There's a genre to do that stuff in, let girls be put in cool armor
Based. I don't think any game devs have the balls tho
>Fully armored women
sure we can do that
Left is unique. Right is generic and disgusting.
Nice
Post more
Funny, I just made my Hide into an old general. How did I do?
Thank you urianger
Girls in armor
Erotic
stuff of legends
Was inspired by this user to do a more masculine read. Good thread, anons.
voca.ro
I want right though
>gyaru
Fucking disgusting.
desu
>we
And that genre is called "all genres"
>cute armor
I will now buy your game
Im not a furry, but i kinda want this. And not even for my dick.
good fucking lord
Left in bed, right in battle. What the problem?
Female armor basically didn't exist IRL and certainly not for combat.
>Fantasy games with female armor
>Complains about realism or lack thereof
I believe this is the same counterargument used when non-Europeans are brought up in European-High Fantasy.
Yes or no?
>mocking the hangman's noble art
My sides
OP fucking destroyed
>literally every women chooses left as do most men
Jee I wonder why the industry is this way
Nice.
Are you the guy who makes a game with this character? I think the design is mostly fine, just needs better posing so the shapes of armor and boots stand out more - also needs a more balanced color palette, mustard yellow is hard to get right.
basado
Yeah. This is art our buddy made for us of our MC.
Cute boy
Hard kek, your voice is perfect for this
The true glory of full plate realistic armor on women is tease, imagining what's on beneath. A hardened warrior finding love and lust.
>try to do recording
>can hear my breathing between each line
Ah, I hate it
I'll take left instead.
if women hate men so much why do they refuse femininity and want to be masculine?
Objectively correct.
c'est magnifique!
She is not a boy...
there's nothing more beta than living in korea and not railing a hot kpop starlet on the daily. There's so much amazing shit there and they squander it playing shitty grindy mmos.
This makes coming here for more than 10 years worth it
Nice, keep it up!
People were saying the opposite in the 2000s.
>trying to shake that negative ass
kek
Quite unfathomably based indeed, thy good man
>No one recognizing this
Dab Forums confirmed uncultured swine
Not at all. You must not be white.
probably medieval english
but the design on the left is actually pretty damn cool asides from the weird useless belt looking X
>implying I'm not admiring it for the translation to more traditional diction
i mean, if you want ass..
All of those are amazing. Shame about the faces.
Your voice was infinitely better for this than mine. Nicely done.
Rolling for 3
You filter it out when other people do it, people will filter it out when you do it. You've got this.
>By the Lord's arrangement, thy very bones betray thee
Holy based. I kneel and pray
/thread
everyone recognized it user, still doesnt dismiss the effort he put into not only translate the whole thing to old english, he also make some new pure claassy sentence with it
ok pedo
Wirrum sucks dude. He literally has more personality in the sequel where he shows up for like three missions.
I know. Can sorta see the Makoto Nanaya, Adol Christin and Viera inspirations in the design, if that was the intent. Tomboys are cute so keep it that way.
>t. i'm not a woman, nor have i interacted with one in real life, but i know what they really like
but etrian player characters are literal blank slates
Y E S
Not that user, but all of the women I know always choose either the cutest character or the hottest character.
Magnifique
wait how does she get out of that shit on the left
how does she even get it on?
Yes.
Based
But ultimately, the best ones are those who reflect the chara designer's fetishes
That's the ugliest shade of brown you could find
gimmie flail-chan
Extremely based
That'll happen once they stop falling for the "sex sells" myth and stop trying to cater exclusively to horny sweaty neckbeards who don't even play the games they coom over.
Sadly, that's looking to be a pipe dream
>There's a time and a place for that stuff, let girls be put in cool armor
Fixed it for you
Get me some more of this shit
Subaramazing
Im fine with both.
>trying this hard to fit in
Now we need the same thing, except with the "Trump lost" shitpost.
Because if one woman says she likes being a doe-eyed fighting fuckdoll, this clearly applies to all women! After all, women are a hive mind.
trump can still win
Didnt need fixing babe
real good if you're ok with Diablo loot
Where was that implied? The user you are replying to said that they tend to go for the more beautiful/cute options, and I was supporting that, though anecdotally. Lots of female self-insert characters also tend to be either beautiful (as wish fulfillment) when they aren't plain (for relatability).
we got a 404 here, every single fiber of OP got destroyed, call back the back up.
I don't like girls with unreasonably large titties, I like women with big tits...but at a certain point they get so unreasonably large I just don't like how they look
Sorry to burst your bubble, but anecdotes don't reflect reality. AKA, that thing that triggers you so much
Women need to be sexy or I won't play your game: the thread
Anecdotes don't necessarily reflect reality, that is true. However, to say that they don't reflect reality at all is wrong. Additionally, I even stated that what I said was anecdotal, which is why I brought up other trends.
>inb4 correlation does not mean causation