So now that everyone's favorite bounty hunter's series is confirmed dead, what's next for Samus?
So now that everyone's favorite bounty hunter's series is confirmed dead, what's next for Samus?
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remodelling her shit hole
Dozens of African individuals already did that though.
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Getting a spade tattoo.
Sex with Dab Forumsirgins.
Blacked debut.
Getting a Sneed tattoo.
god I wish
Fortnite collab
>what's next
For me to coom
have her IP be sold to a hentai game maker
Everything will be forgiven Nintendo.
She should've never left the armor
>never gonna get a zero suit samus action game
Varia suit porn is fine too
If they ever add Dante they better put "from the devil may cry series" along with his name.
You get this cool commercial from a shitty game and you'll be happy with it.
by the way, for anyone who never played the previous games this commercial is the only lore the game have for why Samus became a coward in the Ridley fight.
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"corny beat 'em up with jet high heels and big booba" would be just about the antithesis of what the metroid games are actually about, the infighting would be insane
It’s called Bayonetta, just play that
>Japs love blonde hair blue eyed foreigners.
>Somehow Samus isn’t popular enough in Japan to warrant games of her anymore.
Samus is going to become a legacy character that only appears in Smash like Captain Falcon, if she isn’t already.
Apparently they hated Other M as well
What would a Metroid game by Platinum look like?
>confirmed?
What are you talking about? They are making Metroid Prime 4
I don’t know, I hate video games
drift in space forever like masterchief should have.
Probably like this
By you tranny? Nintendo has another big Nintendo Direct coming up in the Summer and they have no games coming out from September to December, do the math.
She looks like my sister and it makes the boner that much more massive
The game never explains that Ridley destroyed Samus collony and killed her parents when she was a child, so unless your read the manga or watched the commercial with kid samus you wouldn't know whey Samus spontaneously became a frighten little girl when Ridley attacked.
Why don't platinum make good games anymore?
>Chief is treated like a forgotten hero in 4
whore for fat bald old old man end
degenerate
Unknown Planet 10
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Would be cool if the games were actually about bounty hunting.
She has 2 GOAT games under her belt (Super Metroid and Metroid Prime). Not much else for her to do.
i gotta add more to my samus shrine, send me more pics to get made into posters
SRW crossover
like every forgotten whos
1. No more Shinji Mikami at Platinum.
2. Hideki Kamiya seems to be suffering from a mid-life crisis that's preventing him from directing new games.
I was thinking about doing a pacifist run of Super Metroid the other day. Then I remembered that she blows up the entire fucking planet in the end lol. Maybe do a pacifist run of Metroid Prime instead...
Samus would beat Bayonetta 1v1. No doubt.
they don't sell
jumanji
3D SFM
She's gonna get FAT.
Heres your live action samus
Heres your live action calorie suit samus
i'd love for her to be my mommy ngl
You just have a mom-bod/pudgy belly fetish, my dude.
Samus being frightened by Ridley is retarded even knowing this, she should be hating his guts
post the cum version of the big right frame
I hear she keeps getting really fat and going through lipo
how many times can you do that before it ruins you
I'd rather have her than fungi larson
>webm
Now I'm reminded of my disappointment that samus wasn't playable in dead or alive dimensions and was just an assist when you tap the mic.
this so much. Larson is a piece of garbage. She doesn't deserve to be Samus
Retiring with her husband.
Getting dominated by Dark Samus.
WHERES THE FUCKING ART WITH THE FEATHER PUBES
put some muscle on those bones and she fits the role perfectly