PARADOX WTFFF
PARADOX WTFFF
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I knew they'd do this shit eventually their CEO has zero background in video games.
She came from a company that handles gambling and she was a specialist in getting long term gains from customers.
Isn't there a crusader kings 3?
You can't buy it anymore? The fuck?
The base game has been free for months now
>our game is now subscription based
>THAT'S SOME SUPER COOL STUFF
>CONVENIENT!
>AFFORDABLE!
>NO NEED TO WEIGH WHICH ITEMS TO PURCHASE!
What does someone who writes that shit expect? This doesn't sound good. I used to work in a call center for a brief period and I am aware of what this is supposed to be - using nice words and excited intonation is a legitimate selling technique. But there are limits to how shit can something be for you to be able to successfully portray as good. This text just doesn't work, those "cool" words combined with the actual message create too strong a congitive dissonance. Maybe if it was a video recording of someone speaking, maybe then it could work (because intonation enters the picture and it's a powerful tool) but this is just text.
It's like someone has heard from a third party that that's how you sell shit but didn't bother to read Marketing 101.
Yeah but it's soulless garbage and plays like a shitty gacha game compared to CKII which is where all the mods, memes and kino is
Eu4 had a subscription service for awhile now.
do people actually buy paradox games?
Doesn't sound that bad to me.
I mean the game has like $200 worth of DLC so $5 for a month's access seems like a good deal.
Kinda surprised those Train Simulator games don't have a similar deal.