/britfeel/

Americhad here just stopping by for a quick question. Is it true that people who speak with an RP accent are treated like chads and given respect left and right and everyone else lives in dirty slums? Generally speaking of course.

it's very easy to do a fry up
use the oven to keep things warm if your timings are off
a multi compartment pan won't be big enough

>Again, izza no me

The fuck are you on about? I never claimed to be you in this post, nor did I mention you at all. Fucking bizarre narcissist.

RP accent means you had a good upbringing and are likely very wealthy.
Yes you get good treatment and people look up to you.

No, but in certain professions (all the elite ones) there's a huge class bias and if you have an RP accent you're much more likely to succeed.

This will be shout in 15 years

anyway
youtube.com/watch?v=xC5LJEdIGWg

im gonna drink

Done nothing but play DOOM Eternal recently, but did go for a walk earlier today. Got myself a Co-op custard crown and a can of Boomer Juice and sat at my local beach looking at the sea. Was fairly warm so it was fun, desu.

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are you being served, britfeel?

Mate if you think I'd have a basic ass cane like that you've another thing coming

twitter.com/danih83_/status/1360936387030188035

Be careful with it if you're right leaning. The author is massively (almost comically at times) biased to the right, which could reinforce your own biases. I'm left of centre, so I'm reading it to challenge my own.

Fairy certain its going to be bad

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>37 years old
>tfw 37 in 10 years

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Did anyone here watch Overspel (The adulterer) it's a Dutch show and was on channel 4 at some point but I can't find when that was.

suppose i'll go for my walk then

How do you even find these people?

twitter.com/danih83_/status/1355523912025694211

I don't know mate.

Why do you care? I never understand people who seeth over gay and trans people. Not like you have to go out with them or be friends with them, don't get why people obsess over them when they don't like them.

*nuzzles*
Owo user your bulge is so obvious

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>had a meeting at 2pm
>set my alarm for 11:30am to give myself plenty of time
>overslept anyway and missed it
>turns out it was cancelled

Phew

just found out i broke up with mayuri

Just done a liquid poo.
Does this mean I have the new super rona?

Cheers!
npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2015/01/10/376182321/bill-gates-raises-a-glass-to-and-of-water-made-from-poop

>woman in her 40s seeing a lad in his 20s
>Asks people if it looks noncey
>She's dumped him
Shame, poor lad almost got Cwmderis best MILF

Sorry to hear Alina, did he find out about the kiss with Shout?

Go for a big poo to cheer yourself up.

i'm in his flat right now though

>flat
Fucking lol
This is too perfect
youtube.com/watch?v=AnNGQqF0GBA

do you expect me to watch that? not happening

Seems to be a common plot in soap operas these days. Saw the same thing recently on gute zeiten schlechte zeiten

Even more reason to. Don't flush either.

Haha Mayuri lives in a flat.

I want to blow my fuckinhr brains out
Thank god I can drink tomorrow

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bit skanky that

What's life like in New York, do you feel like you're in an exceptional city or do you get used to it quickly

So it's game on with Mark then?

he the one who searched the archive for a picture of me, saved a picture of me, reposted a picture of me and then replied to himself four separate times to insult me? don't think so

What are the main things you notice when looking on tinder?
For me, first I check if there is any mention of children, if there is I immediately swipe left, any fatties get a swipe left, recently I have been noticing a fair few women with bad hairlines or maybe they just have extremely large foreheads either way it's a swipe left from me, I'm a bit wary of fringes as well you never know what's going on underneath and if all their photos are missing the top part of her head then you know she's basically bald, I also check any occupation listed I can't be dating any coppers and there are few other occupations that get a swipe left from me
I have also noticed a few women have things like "no tories" in their profile which seems a bit hypocritical because they would be the first to complain if someone put "no blacks" in their profile, oh, that's another thing that gets a swipe left from me, no foreigners, but I'm hardly going to write that in my profile, why can't they discriminate silently like everyone else?

Spam cunt shitting up the thread
See you lot tomorrow for the same

I'm going to do it in few days. I hope your desires come true too.

Not a bit, it's proper skanky.

All I can say is I hope you find a peace lad and dont do it

Wheres that lad who plays Apex? Hope he's doing well

You're quite selective. How many matches are you getting?

Ok you two. Stop it with this silly chatter now. We need you here x

Me mate
Been playing dragon Quest and Apex atm
You been up to much?

That's hardly selective at all though is it?
No kids, no fatties, no bad hair, no foreigners, and a select few occupations that I don't like
I get matches but it's very difficult to know what to say to them desu that part never goes well

This girl actually messaged me on Tinder but I didn't know what to say so I just left it.

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I just ate a bag of vegetarian percy pigs my mum bought on accident and they were fucking rank.
Kept getting stuck in my teeth too.

>S4C report on this racist YouTube channel based out of South Wales
>Check it out
>Sub and like
>Black man currently being interviewed
What they they hope to achieve by smearing a group like this? All they've done is give a fringe group free prime time national TV advertising

>foreign
unmatch it lad

butters senpai

>No kids
>by age 30, 53% of women have had one children
>No fatties
>67% of women are overweight in the UK
>No foreigns
>20% of women

From this alone and assuming these things are independent you've reduced your dating pool to 12% of women.

Have you heard the news that you're dead?
No one ever had much nice to say
I think they never liked you anyway
Oh, take me from the hospital bed
Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

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Not him, but only 12% of the dating pool are worth it desu, of course this increases the younger you get

AND IF YOUR HEART STOPS BEATING
I'LL BE HERE WONDERING
DID YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE?
THE ENDING OF YOUR LIFE

That 12% (and more) are all competing for the top 5% of men. Is that where you are?

See mate this is why statistics is a load of shit. A lot of the single mothers I see on tinder are the fatties, and the foreigners are single mothers too

>legend of zelda sheikah top

>tfw there will never be another wave race game

Any masturbationalists in?

I assume so because I've shagged 3 women from tinder. At the under 21s end of the dating pool it rises to 25% but even then being on tinder in itself is a medium tier red flag for a serious relationship.

I have used Tinder extensively to pork milfs and army wives. Is brilliant.

There's no way you're over 30 if you're getting under 21s from tinder. They have their age range set to max 25-30.

Brother I would share my oats with you

Everyone I've shagged off tinder has been older than me. I'm saying that no one in tinder is worth it for a relationship (or very few)

What happened to the lad that used to post his convos with slags on tinder or whatever?

Sadly true. Women on dating apps don't end up there without a good reason.

dunno bb xxx he dnt lyk it wen we ad a giggle a't him doh xxx

Rochelleposting, that was a good gimmick

I gave up on that game because I'm shit. Got about halfway through maybe, or more

>You can order online, walk into a shop and collect
>You can't walk into a shop and buy

I never played much Dragon Quest outside of the DS one, it was pretty cool. I've been playing Catlevania: Aria of Sorrow, I'm starting to think it's one of the best game series there is.

It's a city like nowhere else on earth, even London and LA seem sleepy by comparison. I didn't get used to how exceptional it is, but I only lived there for 9 months or so. It's a pain in the arse though. Everything costs a fortune, especially food in the supermarket (which I didn't realise when I was just visiting there). Plus when you work for a yank company they bust your arse. Salaries are higher but the jobs are more intense. Good fun for a bit. Might move back one day when I'm rich as fuck.

thread are shit without /ournubs/

who is that then lad?

Stand outside the shop and order it on your phone

I have to admit I have never played a Castlevania game :(
Watched the first 2 series on Netflix and thought they are awesome! Which Castlevania game would you recommend for a first timer? DQ echoes of the past is sweet highly recommend x

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For some things you really need to see it in person do see if it's as good in 3D as on a screen, kitchen appliances for instance. Also it's much easier to browse a shelf of books than a list.

Also once I tried this and had no data so had to drive home, then drive back

Sometimes you just gotta take a break and go back to it and you'll be in the flow. Or at least that's how it worked for me

Become a lesbian Alina. Take the sapphic pill.

i've had more gfs than bfs to be fair

I always pay cash on principle now to keep demand high enough so that companies keep accepting it

wait you think you alone are the one keeping cash in demand?

I'd say Symphony of the Night is a good game to start with, or Bloodstained: Ritual of the night, (although it's technically not a Castlevania game, it basically is). I'll look into watching the Anime!

I bet not a single one of you lads could escape my pin. 30 seconds, easy.

wtf is this real? she's under 18 mate

brainlet take la

turned 18 last year ya mong

Seen a few adverts saying cash is a very low risk of transmission, although ironically only on the screens of the cash machines

that photo is 4 years old

no it isn't she posted it a week ago

Do you think abortion is an effective weight loss technique?

Any sycophants in? Why do you do it?

For the baby maybe.

Not me alone, but every little helps

the original pic is from when she was under 18 you sad little nonce

what are some simple, cheap meals i can make only on the hob, no oven.
pasta is the only thing that comes to mind.

stir fry
soups/stews
bacon and eggs
fajitas
spag bol
curry
omelette
pancakes
steak

loads of stuff

Any meat that you can cook in a frying pan with potatoes, rice or pasta, and vegetables
Stirfry, curry, etc if you're into that
All the different pasta dishes
You could even deep fry chips in a big sauce pan but the oil would be a mess afterwards

obvious answer is a nice big hearty bowl of big beans

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You sweetheart. Here's a nice picture from today

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Yeah the lad is fucked. Dab Forums mods work closely with LEO to put paedos away.

> I'd say Symphony of the Night is a good game to start with, or Bloodstained: Ritual of the night,
Will check both out de lad thank you x

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she took the pic a week ago and she turned 18 over a month ago. seethe on.

>britain was drinking coffee for the best part of a century before tea came

mind boggling

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>trusting anything the BBC say
Wow user shown your self up here

>Implying the first coffeehouse wasn't the grand cafe. oxford.

Makes sense we'd have coffee pretty early on lad with all those explorers going off to africa and the americas

>The site of the first coffee house in England (according to Samuel Pepys' Diary, 1650): The Grand Cafe has now become an Oxford institution

Imagine
Bowling for soup
Blink 182
Sun 41
Green day
Animal ant farm
Diary of Jane
Never existed

wikipedia says it was st michael's alley in cornhill in london, says right there in my pic. So check your facts

whose that singer who was like a druggy?
the male equivalent of amy winehouse? was around the same time

You're right lad, Samuel Pepys was a notorious bullshitter

trust wikipedia more than some boomer from 400 years ago lmao. People were thick as mince back then

What music did your ancestors listen to lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=qciFoQx1ex0

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Minister of Parliament tosspot whose only accomplishment is that he was one of the few people in the 17th century who was both literate and narcissistic enough to write solely about themselves for 10 years

poo poo poo arse

>decide to grow a beard because we're all wearing masks anyway and it's a good chance to see what it looks like
>getting made fun of at work for it
There's nothing more cruel in the world than 40 year old single mothers working retail.

Lots of greenery. Thank you.

corr me bawbag fookin stinks la

625 posts in 24 hours.

Why can't Penguins play football?

Because there's snowball!

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the no tories bit is a meme lad; if you talk to a woman for a couple weeks and she's into you she won't care if you mention you didn't vote labour

I never realised how bright the flash on my phone is till last night. I just about shit myself when it went off. There was enough light from a nearby streetlamp, had no idea my flash was set to go off automatically.

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Wreckfest is a great fun game
If you have game pass pick it up
Lots of fun monging out just bashing cars again and again
Forgetting how much li

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Mad lad
>post photographic evidence of his crimes

Did he break up with you or you with him or was it more mutual?
Are men or women easier to date/be in a relationship with?

lol. what did they say about the beard? Just bit of banter lad

I'm genuinely gutted about Alina and Mayuri. I thought it was true love. The age difference meant nothing because they were supposed to be soulmates. Yet now they've broken up? Puts the whole thing in a sordid new light. Was she just a youthful fleshpot for Mayuri's wisened wand?

The charges, detective?

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Uhm
>communication offences
Fucking get him lads

Alina now hates all men and believes them to be vermin scum. She will pledge her loyalty to a lesbian vampire and join a cult of lesbian vampires who will prey on poor unsuspecting men and have big goth lezzy vamp orgies on the weekends.

I hate whores! I spent 50 quid on pay per view messages on onlyfans, and then she releases them for free on the wall. I've wasted my money!

>suffocating to death trapped under Priti Patel's fat pussy as she uses you as her cushion in the cabinet

Christ why is the game so expensive? Any emulators? :(

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fuck off mark ya nonce

Some might say you'd already wasted your money.

why you buying ps1 games you spakka they're free

t. playing Formula 1 2001 (E) (En, Fi) [SCES-03404]

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>Christ why is the game so expensive?

Sad cunts who have the ambition of collecting every single game for a particular console.

I am not Mark. I do not know who that it. I am gay.

30 years old. Feels like my memory has totally gone to shit. I swear I used to remember something after being told it once, now it takes me ages to commit something basic to memory. I feel less sharp and just generally dumber.
Could it be related to age? Or maybe just not using my brain so its wasting away.
Anybody else feel like this?

>they are free
Brother this is my question
How cannae I play the game for free please I need too

I am also not Mark. I know who he is though. I am not gay. Almost 95% straight, maybe 5% bi but never had it off with a bloke and probably never will. Tried wanking to gay porn when I was younger and wasn't really into it. The taboo element of it was thrilling but I just don't find masculinity attractive. I admit a good hard cock can sometimes be quite appealing, but I just can't feel attracted to the bloke it's attached to.

Sounds like lack of use. The brain is a muscle. I'm a similar age and never felt sharper, but I put the hours in.

I would have wasted more. She has a link to her Amazon wishlist, but she has no delivery address associated with it, so I can only buy stuff from it and ship it to my own address. I messaged her about it but she ignored me.

gonna get drunk and tfw no gf
I get her femdom vibe, but she just seems too mean tbqh
I've always had a civbrain short term memory. It's probably just you wasting away lad. Pick up a book or find a a way to keep busy, maybe.

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Got superglue on my t-shirt lads, just took it out the wash and it's still got a 5p size circle that's stiff as a board.

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>how cannae i play the game
just download it lad

don't need to spoonfeed you lad it's not hard to figure out

Are you wanting to know where to torrent games from or are you wanting to know how to use an emulator?

What do you do to keep sharp lad? Tbf I actually have not done anything in months that even requires a bit of actual thinking.

Fuck off nubs youre not wanted

I want to play Castlevania symphony of the night for free my good merry men
Is it moto illegal to torrent a vidya?

Only paedos have beards. That's my takeaway from Islam.

Nubs quit and now posts on the UK sub reddit.

have you seen the ps1 mega torrent over on /t/?

yes it's illegal

get emulator
emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/PlayStation_emulators

get game
archive.org/download/psx-rom-top

figure out the rest lad

never torrented anything in my life lad

I have a job that requires constant thinking and fresh ideas daily. On slow days I'll come on here and do elaborate larps.

mental how ebin ran nubs out of britfeel bag on her head

The thought of my mother having to identify my corpse is the only reason I can not kill myself.

So emulating is legal??
Cheers for the help la

Same age. A lot more patient with thinking and problem solving now than I used to be, more practical if you want.
However, the flip side is, I feel like before if I didn't use my brain for maybe a week or so, it was a lot easier to get it moving again like waking a dog up who hasn't had a walk yet.
Now if I take a week off, it's a lot harder to get into a cerebral rhythm in the first place. Once I'm in it, I feel like I'm capable of reaching much higher than I did when I was younger but it's like there's a lot more mental resistance (not so much motivation, I am much more motivated than I was when I was younger) and inertia.

Just do it innawoods or in the ocean.

The truth is, Nubs was in love with Ebin. They were in love with each other. They were just too autistic to make it work.

Thank the lord for the gift of wanking. Couldn't imagine thirsting all day.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I wish there was a pill that basically made me lose all sexual desire for as long as i took it. I'm sick to death of thinking about women.

>friend got 14,000 bonus from work this year
>he's salaried for 81,000

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They always call it 'the coward's way out' but I've always thoguht of suicide as a supremely masculine act. The idea that a man can supress millions of years of biology screaming out in a moment to live on and reproduce so totally that he slits his wrists or jumps off a building is so impressive.

On another note, I'm sure I and many other lads would miss your posts, so don't go being a silly billy. Mummy deserves hugs, not tears.

Pretend that you ran away to MEHICO fren
See I just got you out of a jam
Thats what friends do

>Emulators are legal to download and use, however, sharing copyrighted ROMs online is illegal. There is no legal precedent for ripping and downloading ROMs for games you own, though an argument could be made for fair use
From a casual google search
Been doing it since 2003 and never had a single issue, mate, so don't stress about it.

What does it matter if you're dead?

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>I haven't had a payrise in 2 years
>net pay is 21k

enjoy your status competion for dried up roastie pussy, wagie. The best part of having no friends is no reference point of achievment

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Good man will give this a go thanks :)

What does he do lad? Something in finance?

My actions would still have consequences even if I am not around to experience them.

I use RetroArch emulator for all my PS1 ROMs. Works well in Windows 10

Just be patient. You'll die anyway, and I doubt anything all that unpleasant will happen in the meantime. You're not in some foreign hell prison are you? You're in Wolverhampton or similar, probably in quite a comfy semi-detached house with clean water, probably dinners cooked for you or at least food lying around you can have, and no one being violent towards you.

>he rates women out of 10
Grow up incel. Women are worth more than the sum of their parts.

>Tfw #2 for Chinese this week.
I can make it to number 1 I reckon.

phwoar wouldnt mind sum of her parts

on duolingo or memrise? either way, well done, king! Give it your all for the last few days of this week.

Do you take your children with you when you and your spouse celebrate your anniversary?

not him and this is bait, but the dating market is literally a cynical free market like any other.
mummy and daddy used to et our grandparents to ring us to remind us to make cards for them on it etc, but it fell off as we grew older.
>your clildren
where do you think you are? Imagine britfeel reproducing
a little football league with our children would be hillarious, though. I wonder who would play in goal?

That's kinda where I am in any case. I'm not even that depressed, just approaching middle-age and extremely bored with life. Gave plenty of things plenty of opportunity (close to middle aged) and I'm just tired now. There is only so much one can explore within oneself and the vast majority of people I have found to be decidedly insincere and finitely stimulating.

Don't even drink or do drugs any more because they only exacerbate the mundanity after a while. Prostitutes aren't an option since insincerity is what irks me the most about life.

Used to be /fit/ as fuck but even that has grown stale. Basically smoking and eating like shit to accelerate the process. Beyond that, I'm waiting the thirty or so years it will take for my mum to die before I catch the bus.

>wonder who would play in goal?

Shippy's boy. He must be 1 or 2 by now weirdly enough.

Memrise but maybe I should get on duo as Memrise is only reading/wiring really. I need speaking and listening practice. I'm hoping the other people in the leaderboard are wagies working tomorrow so I can overtake them and stay ahead

Aren't you closer to 40 than 30 lad?

> I'm hoping the other people in the leaderboard are wagies working tomorrow so I can overtake them and stay ahead
xD
the main chinese course has some listening bits that include qt girls speaking, but maybe you are doing the HSK courses. I was thinking about switching but the qts really motivate me. Why learn a language if not for a qt gf to hold oy and tell oyu everyhign is ok
belly bouncing the ball away. What a chad.

When me and Ebin were doing French there was a qt who said "je t'aime". Yeah I'm on the main hsk one now but maybe I should do both so I can listen.

Had a new housemate move in a couple weeks ago. He doesn't really talk. Tried chatting to him but he didn't engage.
Now he's walking back and forth between his bedroom and the bathrooms whistling some stupid tune.
He's not one of you lads is he?

Nothing worse than someone trying to be your mate.

>je t'aime
/our twig/ balls deep

Have you ever watched porn with your significant other?

>your significant other?
hmm

:( he is just akwward. Pls be nice

Jesus, lads, I'm farting an awful lot tonight. Fucking beans, man.

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It's not a stupid tune it's "Early in the Morning" and I like it
youtube.com/watch?v=9hN9YRo7y1s

youtu.be/YJXPTnPmm78?t=46

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i'm laughing to myself about asmrchad listening to "wake up boo" to fall asleep

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Lads, how do you deal with knowing you'll die one day? I've never been more scared of anything in my life. It's keeping me up. I can't come to terms with it.

ragie wagie died of broken heart because shekelberg didnt give that pay rise

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Me? I'm chuckling to this. Literally the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life

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>Lads, how do you deal with knowing you'll die one day? I've never been more scared of anything in my life. It's keeping me up. I can't come to terms with it.
I used to feel like this when I was younger. When you realise how much worse pain is than non-existence you will thank your lucky starts that death exists.
I hope heaven exists sometimes.

My parents will be dead.
I have no friends.
I have no wife.
I have no legacy.
Nobody wiilll care. My death will be quiet and alone.

i guess heaven would be nice. sounds boring though but still better than reincarnation. for reincarnation it can only really get worse. reckon far more likely to reincarnate into a shitter life than a better one, even if you think your life is shit now.

Same thing for me, that's what I worry about. What if I die in the bath and they find me days or weeks later and I've melted in human soup like those rotten or nothingtoxic videos?

>What if I die in the bath and they find me days or weeks later and I've melted in human soup like those rotten or nothingtoxic videos?
I could never do that to two well meaning, lovely people, even if they have been inept in some ways. Maybne things will get bette.r They can scarely get worse.

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I wish it'd come sooner, rather than later.
Too scared of oblivion to kill myself, too afraid of eventuality to keep moving on.

think its time to hang all the wagies

proliferate sophie posting

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king moral man moment

what the
youtu.be/x-uEI6zQCi0

youtube.com/shorts/fnazvvj7zHg

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you know this is fake right? you can program alexa to say anything

>Duke of Edinburgh: Prince Philip moved to intensive care as "precaution"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56106601

yeah so what. grow a funny bone ye pal?

what is Norf FC?

>You in 10 years
youtu.be/f0ozTH5t-7o

why the fuck is everyone trying to scam me in london?

every job ad is fake and wants you to pay for a course that they will (reinburse) after completion

every bystander on the streets is trying to scavenge and lure you in with some plea

they even plant women on the streets to get your attention so you'll feel bad or some shit just because they are a girl

just leave me alone and let me find a normal fucking job without being scammed and scavenged every 2 seconds, how anyone 'makes it' or thrives in this city or even desires to live here under the extremely high pressure fast paced lifestyle is beyond me. what type of maladjusted, dissolved grey matter brain does one need to ENJOY living in london?

London is not part of England.

i wish it wasn't, i'm more made for a country lifestyle, i don't even care if i lose the internet. anything is better than this. i need a way out

bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m000slg5/my-mum-tracy-beaker-movie-1-the-whole-story

Tracey Beaker is now a single mum with a half-caste kid. Looks like Crash didn't stick around.

>Tracey Beaker is now a single mum with a half-caste kid.

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Yeah the way people live their lives in London makes me feel sick. The thought of living in a tower block or terraced house, boxed in like that with no garden and minimal space inside the house, no pets allowed. People in every direction all making noise and crowding around you, more often some foreigner than not. Public transport's a filthy, unreliable mess.

Nauseating.

>"How do you land big black boyfriends?"

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9276521/Vanessa-Feltz-accuses-Anne-Robinson-racist-comment-Weakest-Link-celebrity-special.html

Kek turned it off 10 minutes in when the love interest turned up.

You can guess.

i dint know if im imagine it but jimmy carr has been cucked

fucking hell katherine ryan looks a mess. she put a bunch of weight on

me? teeth brushed
water bottle filled
gonna finna boutta prolly put a summoning salt on and get womfy

that bogdanoff fucked up bimbo face of hers and it's the weight you notice?

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she looks fine when skinny

looks uncanny

Wow you weren't kidding.
youtu.be/ePl0Cb_LBRg

She chubbed out.

youtu.be/bMtaP_JoI5Q
>5:20
>I went back to the boyfriend I had when I was 15 because I fucked everyone else

Imagine being that guy that she settled for and hearing that. Especially now that she's turned into a fat cunt.

just wanked to Rachel Riley on this. You have my cum on your hands. phoar.

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i reckon feltz has a proper tight little minge for an old bird

You're a god damned hero, and I wanna get in on this shit.

We shall start an epidemic of sealed bins.

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Should I take my date to Greggs tomorrow lads?

Gotta show her she's worth it like.

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whats the point. all youre going to do upset someone for absolutely no reason. dick move.

wtf apparently superglue causes cotton to set fire. fucking mental.

Just spent 4 odd hours watching an anime series in one sitting, going to fuckin neck myself because i don't want to leave it on a cliff hanger but I do want to sleep.

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>Job centre signed me onto some work help group that's going to call me semi regularly
Well comfy times are coming to an end.

>masturbationalists
Evidently not.
You all gonna get prostate cancer.

What was it? Titties?

Pete somebody from the libertines

24 year old lass friend showing signs of mania and has started opening up to me, I think the signs are positive for a shag lads wish me luck. She has great tits, nice thicc lass overall. Will be my first time (am 19).

Yes. Girthy sausage rolls all round.

What a colossal prick move.

You got mugged off on OnlyFans. Literally fell for the meme.

Imagine getting all up in there after a day in the chambers.

Amateur milfs spreading at home with kids toys in the background. That was my latest fetish to be unlocked.

VF had a black bf, no chance her vagene is intact after being poled by his broadsword.

I have dumped pints of semen to RR

Some gammon will catch him and break his face

Tfi Friday
The weekend starts here

What is your 5 year plan?

>move to smaller rental house
>start business
>earn enough for good mortgage
>lose clingy awful gf
>get some friends

Morning cunts.

What will you do today to enrich your day? For me, titplay.

If I'm Neo then Jen must be my Trinity

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Brisk business lads did I miss summat

What is the point de lads

Has anyone worked this out

Time for wakey wakey hands off penis

Time for wakey wakey Creme eggs and a Flakey more like

They just want some attention and some beer money, they aren't really prepared for the pure degeneracy they are exposed to when they sell themselves on onlyfans.
Same for these youtube thots desu, maybe less so the ASMR ones, most of those seem a little less naive than say the book club bitches, but they are still not prepared for the amount of degenerates with strange sexual fantasies like yourself, user.

Time for wanky wanky over Rachel Riley and her tight body

Lesson learned king.
Move on. You are better than this.

on the chest of a barmaid from sail,
was tattooed all the prices of ale
whilst on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was precisely the same but in Braille

I am a national fucking treasure.

I wanna give her a long girthy sausage roll and call my sweetheart desu. Just glad my MR2 is back, I'd feel like a chump picking her up in Dad's car. Long drive, Queen loaded into the radio, and some good sosig should go down well.

Just been to Greggs. Bought a lot, but worth it, avoided being called racist too.

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Had a shit and a big thick gomp of mucus was on my toilet paper, like clear jelly.
Was thinking of licking it.

we haven't actually broken up, im literally in his bed right now

Had a cheeky look on facebook at some old mates.

One lad opened a cleaning company in 2018. Got a photo with Ant from Ant and Dec on his facebook, can't compete with that tbqhwyl

Does anyone actually like Ant and Dec though?

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Sorry to be the one to have to tell you this lad but your mates a nonce. Ant and Dec are worse than Jimmy Saville, there's been an investigation into the duo for a number of years and the findings are quite shocking, unfortunately the report has been delayed due to covid. Did you not notice I'm a celebrity was in Wales? The sick bastards aren't allowed to leave britain due to the ongoing investigation

[Citation need]

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No shit sherlock, of course a citation is needed the report isn't out yet

Got work at 2 today
Reckon ill just get comfy and play wreckfest coupled with watching seven deadly sins :)
You lads got much on?

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>One mate is manager at pizza hut
>Another works nights at Asda
>One is unemployed
>One doesn't have his job listed but he seems to be shilling beard wax, shampoo etc for some new company.

I'm doing okay I guess.

My ex-best mate sits in his house all day smoking weed and crying because he can't get access too his kid because all he does is smoke weed all day.

The kid is 5 and he hasn't even bothered going to court for custody.
(The reason we aren't friends is because I can't stand a dead beat who moans like it isn't his fault he's a deadbeat.).

I think I need to see someone about my anger problems.
I lost my shit because a few empty coke bottles fell off the bunker. (And then proceeded to shout and moan about why the fuck cunts in my flat can't just take then out to the fucking bin).

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Mate, if you've gotten to that point it's not just the coke bottles. It's a lot of things. That's just the straw that broke the camel's back.

Oh it's not just the cold bottles that was just an example from this morning.

I tend to flip my lid at everything.

Mate thinks it's to do with my dad and his illness but I was easy to fly off the handle before then.

I even stopped drinking because I use to be even worse on the drink and realised (unlike a lot of people) that I shouldn't be drinking if it turns me violent and abusive.

waiting for edibles
but i need a teh

Going to be changing the flush and or siphon from me toilet tongiht de lads
Picking this one up from Screwfix
screwfix.com/p/fluidmaster-button-cable-dual-flush-bottom-inlet/58353
Hope its not too difficult
Trying to be the man and fix it to stop me mum fucking moaning at me about how useless I am In have some mawl grips and screwdrivers
I have looked at some yt vids
On are toilet the button is fucked so im just replacing the whole siphon and fill valve
Will update tongiht after work about 6 30ish
Any tips would be amazing

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Yeah lad maybe some talking therapy might help you address your issues
The good thing is you have identified there is a problem already
If you want to change there are avenues for you to try :)

Well, well done. You're self-aware enough to recognise a problem and actually do something about it. Not a lot of people do.

smash the bottles on the floor outside their bedroom door

is that mistress t, lad

Hehe yes
Sadly not me mum though
I would pay a lot of money to be mistress T live in sub for a week desu

Dont all post at once boys

>#takethevaccine is trending on twitter
>discovered there is a uk tv channel - the islam channel
do we really have so many here that it's financially viable to run a channel dedicated to that

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Happy Friday lads, hoping you have a nice weekend and an easy workday today

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Loli lad hope you are having a good week! Miss you! I will be doing some DIY tongiht :)

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her hair is pretty cool

>do we really have so many here that it's financially viable to run a channel dedicated to that
literally millions of them mate

Hey hey best foot lad! I love DIY what are you doing?
Hope you're day off will be amazing!

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I am doing this touch wood it goes ok
The button is broken and or the lever is as well so I thought id just replace the whole unit would be easiest
Im ok thank you good loli lad! Listening to some ty segall and playing wreckfest before work

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>Aren't you closer to 40 than 30 lad?

Missed this one last night. I'm 33.

I am 75 lads

I just want them gone, lads.

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All I ever try to do is the right thing and I get shit for it. Then when I eventually lost my patience I'm the bad guy.

I'm tired of it, lads. Really, profoundly, tired.

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I think you will do this with ease. I have read some comments on the product and they say easy to fit, one say he not a plumber and it was easy and one says it took him 2 hours..
You can do this, I have faith!!

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Lads, I need help, got into an argument with a mate recently and need to know if I'm being a retard. The bloke, Nostradamus, yeah?
Is it said like Nostra-damus or all in one go Nostradamus? Because fuck whatever google is telling me, I want to hear it from lads who speak English not some fart sniffing Silicon Valley fags who watch Doctor Who.

Cheers de lad! Will update tonight with my progress
You doing much this weeken? :) x

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You're going to have a post a vocaroo of you saying it first

voca.ro/1nynurDLyVbZ

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voca.ro/1i3QuXlwClL6
Sorry for the bad audio quality, having to use laptop mic since headset is downstairs and I just woke up.

I had my first UC meeting a couple of weeks ago.
I spent the week prior feeling like crap, because I hadn't really been looking hard enough (not that I was lazy and didn't want to work - I do want to get back to working but my mentals are in the toilet)
Have the UC meeting, its with some bloke.
Tell him about my mentals but say I'm looking for work again now, he's quite understanding (he does con me into one of these work courses though, which turned out to be just cv and interview shit I didn't need).

Had another yesterday, its some woman instead of the bloke I was expecting.
She's the typical jobsworth type
Tell her about my mentals, which she completely glosses over, instead starts having a grump when I tell her the course was pointless (even one of the mentors said there wasn't much they could do) so I withdraw after the first day.
Tries to con me into another course, tell her I want to focus on the jobs I'm currently applying for.

Jesus, have you ever considered voice work, lad?

My parents who I live with are going to be moving to France in a year or less and and they just told my little sister who's still in school. Yikes. Noone speaks French either. Im staying here im going down with the ship.

Yes, I have, as a result of being repeatedly asked that question as it happens kek.

Got a few ideas I wanna try out, but I'll be doing some V.O work for my job when we release promo stuff to announce an event in a couple of months. Got a few greentexts from /x/ I'd like to adapt as a Radio 4 style play, too. The Yukon one being foremost.

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>#takethevaccine is trending on twitter
>discovered there is a uk tv channel - the islam channel

How are these things linked?

Christ almighty lad, you've got a great chance to escape the UK and you're fucking it up. French is easy, you'd pick it up fast if you're living there.

>My parents who I live with are going to be moving to France in a year or less and and they just told my little sister who's still in school. Yikes. Noone speaks French either
typically british. like all the expats who move to spain, dont learn spanish and then form their own little english communities including shops

all the big main channels are airing some take the vaccine advert at the same time at some point, the poster i saw had the islam channel included alongside the bbc, itv, ch4, ch5 etc

Ben, lad, is that you?

nah they will learn it eventually my maw's already taking french lessons
it's not an option I won't be on the work visa

>user's parents leaving the country to escape their autistic son
based

Fucks sake that's shit mate. Fuck Brexit eh? Does that mean you need to rent a flat?

Ah I see. It's good news they're doing it on the Islam Channel, guessing quite a few of the people watching that don't speak English so they can get them to take the vaccine in Urdu or whatever.

BBC news presenter just suggested the Uber ruling might be bad because illegal immigrants needs to work self employed off the books, and they won't be able to register as employees

Absolute state

eh, yeah pretty much. Ah well it's a blessing and a curse

Who else /shitting/ here?

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They should give illegal immigrants citizenship. The kind of people with the energy and drive to become illegal immigrants for the chance of a better life are exactly the kind of people we want in our country.

Lads what would happen if we all got teleported into a wrestling ring naked all oiled up

I have a bike to service and fit new folk seals tomorrow but other than that the whole weekend will be mine, I want more of a stay in weekend to be honest.
It is my girlfriends housemate/friends birthday and I bought her a nice vape think with vape liquids, I will take this to her later. I feel my girlfriend is a little mad at me for this but I have good reason!
Will write you later. Be kind to yourself!

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Toasted salami and cheese for lunch you FUCKING MONGOIDS WOOOOOO

We'd kick the shit out of each other for not wearing a mask and poppy for r Tom.

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we'd slip and slide all over each other, our hands going everywhere, getting into some awkward positions, maybe stabbing each other with some harder body parts

I'll never forget the thrill of getting a match on Tinder.

Have you ever narrated a short story as promotional material for a book being published?

Got some chicky nuggeys in the oven, some salt and pepper fries, got a four pack of K cider and a whole afternoon free to play pic related.
How are you spending your Friday afternoon, lids?

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Nah, not done professional stuff. Did a couple of ads for a podcast or two and some promotional stuff for a Youtube channel someone I know was running.

Now thats what I call comfy de lad :)
Me??
Got a 4 hour shift at 2 till 6
Pick up some Carlsberg pint cans export on way home
Change the flush siphon in me toilet
Cook dinner
Drink and play wreckfest listening to CHOOONS

Ah fair enough, thought I recognised your voice. Does your voice get you birds?

Just remembered I've got some nuggos in the freezer

Sick of nuggies and fuggies

got an original boxed copy of that for 3 quid

i've been meaning to play that because i heard it was good, i hope i get around to it one day

Aye I love me some stinky soft girl feet kiss

100 quid might be a lot of money to you, but it's certainly not a lot of money to me.

ate some edibles
i have....
coke, red bull, banana milkshake
i had a ginger beer but i drank it

Has done in the past, I've never really tried with my voice - but my old dog, car and singing (When I could - thanks aussie flu/covid) helped more I think.

Lego, as well. Girls like Lego quite a lot.

How about nice little truck post because having to go back to work has completely killed my desire to play ets2 or wank tbqh

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This goddess offered you her love
Devotion and sexual obedience as long as you live
However your life span is halved and you do not know how long you have left
What do lads

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Only gone and broken my ankle, driving me mental. My place is so small and I have a floor mattress so getting up to turn a light on is hard work. Keep putting weight on it accidentally and sweating like mad.

Good news though, I actually have a bath so I can go lay in the bath with one leg in the air, I couldn't live without a bath. Although I might struggle to get out with these crutches

Fucking hell why don't laptops come with DVD readers now

Only gone and broke my frenulum lads
Anyone here had it before and got advice?

genuinely believe instead of wasting your money on being a paypig you'd be better off buying hormone blockers and estrogen to kill off your sex drive

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So dumb isn't it, I mean I literally never use DVDs or CDs anymore but I'd still rather have it than a slimmer laptop.

Instead I sold some classic zippo lighters to a colleague for 20 quid
Got money for booze tonight yupeeeee
I hate findom and am quitting it

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Halved kind of implies that I wouldn't just die immediately, which is already pretty amazing. Would I want to live to twice my age? Eh.

It's not like it's sincere love, so what good is it anyways. I'll suffer on a bit longer.

because nobody uses them including you
don't try to bullshit lad

afternoon lads. gonna watch some taskmaster and play some tony hawk i reckon. what you fellas up to?

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Man I hate that my parents have never ever seen me talk to a girl, I'm actually really happy single, I don't want a relationship. I just don't want my Dad thinking I'm a virgin

Some old PC games I could install using an adapter but it's just a nuisance.

Gone are the days when you could walk into a shop and buy a laptop with a centred touchpad and a dvd player. Now you have to order online a week in advance for a laptop with an off centre touchpad and buy a USB dvd player separate

>task master
Fucking hell tap brain why watch that shite?
>Tony hawk
You redeemed yourself a bit there good lad

In the bath with a broken ankle lad. Really did smell

Got loads of games like theme hospital and SimCity on disc

didnt you say that like a month ago then you ended up with not even a tenner to your name this past week

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How did you break it lodder

so? the old copies of them won't play anyway unless you're running windows 2000
just download the games

tony hawk is the shit. just tidied my flat so i'm thinking of relaxing a bit. might order a cheeky takeaway later too. what would you be watching on tele instead of taskmaster then lad?

sorry to hear you broke your ankle. wishing you a speedy recovery lad.

Thats some quality nostalgia there lad

Did anyone ever call these for cheat codes?

I usually found them in magazines or one of them dodgy cheat discs tbqh

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Now for me lads its learning about god and being read the bible whilst worshipping my goddesses stinky soft feet tbqhwy
Tekpreet is queen

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Gonna shower, probably see if my ex is going to be a grown-up and take accountability for her behaviour and the way she treats others, if not? Fire up the MR2 for it's first long run since it went in for restoration and take a cute dental assistant out for a drive through North Wales.

Tbh lad I have been watching Cells at work which is an anime and also watching fast N loud so I cannae mock anyone
Enjoy your comfy evening lad sound alike you are very goal oriented and organised :)

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Just slipping on a tiny bit of ice, first time I left the house in ages, I fell at such a weird angle. And then I didn't want to ring an ambulance so I had to crawl out of sight, call my mum and she took me to the hospital. Difficult as out getting out of the car without crutches, then I got it xrayed and they said I needed surgery to fix it so I had to spend 3 days in hospital with no phone or internet, one day just waiting, next day surgery, one day recovering. I was going mental because I was quite capable of hoping to the bathroom, but they wanted me to use the bed pan. God I hate leaving the house

This is a larp someone convince me otherwise

>muslim feet
You've reached a new low footlad

never ever phoned in. didn't buy any of the mobile wallpapers or ringtones either. but i did download a couple of music videos off of 3G or whatever it was called. the shitty mobile internet on a phone (pic related for phone). might've had an angry kid video or two as well, kek. youtu.be/I38cbIbSWLQ

wahey. have a good time if you do go up north wales. beautiful part of the world desu. shame the roads and signs all have gibberish written all over them else it would be perfect.

i've heard good things about cells at work. need to get caught up on my animu. didn't watch anything this season so far, despite it having a bunch of shit on i wanted to watch. and thanks for wishing me a comfy evening! same to you, foot lad.

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All this porn posting....
Not coomed in a while and don't want to right now. BUT URGE TO DO SO
URGHHHHHH

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Well that only makes sense since I have a colossal prick.

Was falsely accused of sexual assault back in 2013 during freshers week and it basically ruined my life

Ask me anything

Did yeh do it?

Nearly mothers day again? already? She's dead anyway so it doesn't matter

Mine is 56
Heavily obese and a smoker
She has life insurance though so you known
Every cloud has a silver lining

Mothers amirite, fairly sure mine gave me PTSD but no fucking money baka

Did you hide between some bins whilst you waited for your mum?

My favourite type of mother
Aka mine
Is the one who coddled you from birth
And has always made you feel like a dumb retard kid even though you are 24 now
I hate her and love her I want to be free from her control
Yet am afraid I will fall apart without her
Yes you could say I have issues wahey

Oi what happened to the lad who glued bins?

Still here, lad. Why?

Can't force the delivery driver to go into someone's home during lockdown, they did nothing wrong

He wanted it carrying up the stairs you mong

Based user

Wonder if you will make the news eventually

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>wonders if his bin was actually frozen shut last week or if user glued them

DESU I wanna get in on this, too. It's annoying and perfect for those people who really need annoying, like BMW or Audi owners.

I might make a FB account and see if people are talking about it in the town group.

What town you live lad

love to see stuff like this

I'm a fiend for a big dirty glue line
When I lay one I have a great time
A bit of loctite's all what I require
I let the glue lines take me higher
My friends think that it's a bad habit
But I'm just like, "Fuck you, damn it"
If you take my glue away
I'll seal your fucking rubbish away

>havent listened to hybrid theory for 20 years
>still remember all the words
yeah boi

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Get a burner phone and VPN or something and openly admit to it on a fresh Facebook account. Become the town super villain.

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CRAWLINGGG INN MYY SKINNNN

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for me it's reanimation

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>Make Paper Stencil for spray paint
>Spray bins
>"While you sleep tight, I Loctite"
>?????
>Profit

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Just got to work for my shift
No fucking milk to make a brew :(
Still only four hours and I can drink babybyeeeeeees

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Fantastic album, what's your favourite track? For me it's P5shing Me Aw*y

You had me for a second you cunt.

Being fat is not a disability and shit like this is why we should nuke the norf.

I'm fatter than that guy and I don't walk with a cane. I'd say he's probably fat and disabled.

The cane's a prop. He's just another fat lazy bastard

Get of yer fat lazy ass an' walk, tubby.

I do lad. I walk everywhere. It doesn't burn that many calories.

Well fuck.

Nevermind then,

You don't walk enough. Walking burns about a third less calories than jogging.

Just called a fella in Greggs a nonce.

mhmm pineapple pizza.

very womfpa

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In distance covered maybe, not in time.

Sometimes I think I'm attractive, other times now so much

If you jog for 6 minutes, it's equivalent to 8 minutes of walking.

why? Tell us what happened lad..

Why is healthy food so fucking rank?

It's as if it's the bad stuff is what tastes good.

Because you've been addicted to sugar without even realising it and now everything low in sugar isn't hitting your taste buds properly. You need to work to break it.

fats are tasty

A couple of reasons
1)You had shitty parents who raised you on bad food
2)You're not used to it and have an addiction to low quality high carb/fat/sugar foods.

State of your parents mate. Your mum is a fat cunt and your dad isn't much of a role model if you landed up on here.

>live in a flat roof house
>leak in corner on one bedroom
>go on roof to look
>no obvious signs of leakage
>might be coming from chimney
>pissing down outside again
>drips starting to wreck things in the room

What do lads?

How much do you reckon a roofer would charge to find/fix the leak?

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My mum has hypothyroidism actually. Think twice before making blanket statements like that.

But am I wrong though?

Trips don't lie friend.

I'd kick your mum's cunt in. I'd cave it right in with my boot.

I'm not the lad you were replying to about the healthy food so I have no idea. I like healthy food personally.

Do you own the place?

An, I see. You were being a cheeky little rapscallion were you?

You rascal.

Fancy that, it's mine too. Might be my favourite linkin park track of all time at that. Quite like Krwlng, too.

Parents house lad

WHITE RIOT
I WANNA RIOT
WHITE RIOT
A RIOT OF OUR OWN

BLACK MAN GOTTA LOT OF PROBLEMS
BUT THEY DONT MIND THROWING A BRICK
WHITE PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL
WHERE THEY TEACH YOU HOW TO BE THICK

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I always cut the fat off my bacon before I cook it.

Sugar addiction? But without sugar I'll die.
How do I go cold turkey on sugar?

Same here lad re the favourite song. Wasn't really fussed for their work after Meteora desu

Didn't really. Just some fella on the internet. He called me a boot licker so I called him a nonce.

Just wanked to a video of a guy getting his cock pierced by dommes.

Minutes to Midnight is the cutoff for me, not as good as their older stuff but still a great album in its own right imo. After that ehhh, they made a few decent songs but definitely not like they used to. Still my favourite band though, always will be

think i read there's already enough natural sugars in most food that you don't really need extra from sweets, cake, tea etc

Ever had a wank and deliberately not cum then put your dick away and got on with something else?

Few times yeah. Sometimes you're just not really feeling it, she'll understand (your dick I mean)

>eastern european gf's mum is a gypsy
>lives on the outskirts of london
>wants to do some gypsy ritual in our new zone 1 apartment before we move in to ensure we have good luck and healthy babies
agreed to let her have an hour on moving in day before we start getting our stuff and furniture in

so tsl got over that little valentines hurdle? well done

If you could get her to do something to stop my ex being such an objectionable cunt, I'd appreciate it. As much as I really hate her right now I still love her, which is the really insulting thing about all of this,.

Don't think this is him. Because he said his gf isn't a gypsy when i mentioned it before.

Im a meteora man myself.

She's gonna put some voodoo shit on you man, I wouldn't mess with that

Gypsies are fine if they like you.

How on earth does end-to-end encryption like Whatsapp work?

As all the messages go through the whatsapp servers I literally can't think of any encryption method that would work.

Whatever decryption key you exchange goes between you and the person you're talking to is put through whatsapp.

Magic. Gypsy magic.

What do you mean lad. It will just liek any rsa or pgp encryption. Each account having a private and public key. The server has the messages encrypted but cant read them without the keys.

Public key encryption?

Encrypt with public key decrypt with private key. Anyone can see the message. But you can only decrypt it with private key. That's why it it gets intercepted they will see a bunch of gibberish

minutes to midnight is alright, listening to it now. seems to have been quite the dlc album

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Sure but it's their software that generates both. Based on your public key they can figure out what your private one is.

Think you don't send the decryption anywhere. Stays on your device. You send out encryption key so people can send you messages that only you can decrypt.

Nobody has got time to brute force your key, mate. You're just not that important.

What shall I order from Just Eat lads?

I'm thinking wizza but open to other ideas

Whatsapp don't need to brute force it. They know it.

How do you encrypt a message with one key but unlock it with another without the keys being connected/related in some way?

free 3.99 dessert

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No that is not true. You could write software to create keys that are only visible on the device.
The point you are making saying based in your public key they can figure out what your private key is not right at all.
One would not infer the other. They dont have to be linked.

Is fasted cardio a meme?
Or does it genuinely force your body to use fat rather than what's in your tummy?

They know the algorithm that made it. It's not a reversible process.

Mate if you want computer science tuition I charge 20 quid an hour.

There is absolutely no point in trying to explain cryptography to a mong. If he wants to know more he can check wikipedia or something

If you have a papa johns nearby get that

>non-reversible algorithm

Computer operations are always reversible.

No they're not. You're a mong.

Not sure we have a Papa Johns in Scunthorpe

>How do you encrypt a message with one key but unlock it with another without the keys being connected/related in some way?
RSA cryptography. Basically something to do with extremely large prime numbers being factors of another large value.
Cant exactly remember. Did a module on it at university a long time ago.

It's tedious explaining first year stuff to people who think they're smart.

Knows what he is talking about.

Is a mong.

Why don't they sell gaming PC's that look professional rather than have fedora glow in the dark green keyboards

You have
papajohns.co.uk/stores/scunthorpe/pizzas.aspx

Not all algorithms are reversible. You are 300% mong.

my knob is protected by a pubic key

Because gaming rigs are aimed at 14 year olds.

*Brute forces anons knob*

Hashing algorithms such as those used to generate tripcodes for example.

Exactly lad, there is no point in it. Link them to wikipedia and done with it
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public-key_cryptography
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RSA_(cryptosystem)

They absolutely are. You can't call a process that results in loss of data an algorithm, it has another name.

Why does every board have a Kpop general

What is a non-reversible algorithm.

Need to start them off with something simple like MD5.

Moot takes the Korean peso.

Off for a walk in a bit lads, all this talk of nu-metal has got me tasting for some classics. Pic very much related. It's not nu-metal but it's the soundtrack of my teens

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What do you lads think about this?
youtu.be/72wf4NLglOY
Is this something you would consider if you were balding? Do you think people could tell?

have a good walk pardner, you know what time it is

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I think it's a bit sad desu but then I find balding men attractive.

>non surgical hair systems
Is it not a toupee?

Just woke up lads, feel like shit and keep yawning so it looks like I'm crying

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No. Long story short I was a massive virgin and very drunk and I misinterpreted some cues from her and rubbed up against her body. It sounds bad but it was so so blatantly obvious that it was an innocent mistake and she knew it but still decided to ruin my life.

I've preferred having a skinhead since I was 10 or so, not going bald yet either. It wouldn't matter to me desu, I'd just start shaving with a razor rather than bare blade with the clippers.

New board: Extreme Sports

Need to give them a name like /asp/ies and fa/tg/uys.

Well you're in the minority. Women sure don't.

Who's that guy from the Transporter films? He's hot. Only homosexuals have long hair desu. Harry Styles is beloved by lesbians and little girls not straight adult women.

No. You either go hair replacement surgery or shave it all off. There's no third way.

Bring back manly men.

Oh you mean millionaire ex-model, martial artist, bodybuilder, and world famous actor Jason Statham?

Yeah I wonder what it is about him that women like. Definitely his bald head.

So what were the actual consequences lad?

Well it proves that it isn't a dealbreaker. If you have the rest of your life sorted then women will like you. You can't be a saddo clinging onto the last scraps of hair, that screams insecurity. You need to shave it all off.

Oh you mean skint, out of shape, bad social skills user who has never achieved anything in his life?

Yeah I wonder what it is about him that women don't like. Definitely his bald head.

Yes he's in my night time fantasies because he's rich and good in a fight.

You find balding men attractive?
Add me on Discord: shutinchad#15725

Nothing is a deal breaker when an oil prince can pay you $10mil to shit on your chest.

Already have a boyfriend and I refuse to use Discord because they encourage pedo grooming. Thanks though. I totally would otherwise.

VERY interesting video
youtu.be/MLd4K5hKosw

Nice new thread for you here lads don't be shy

You find balding men attractive?
Add me on Discord: andrewteddybear#15769

youtu.be/HLQ2sYxktMQ

Its comfy being the last poster

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it is, isn't it lad