draw yourself RIGHT NOW
Draw yourself RIGHT NOW
I've drawn myself before and I'll continue using it in threads like these. Are you a tranny?
This is originally me rn
Oh, you also have a little blanket light blue which you wrap around yourself and use as a cape!
I'm glad I'm not the only one
You look like my classmate
I have drawn a photorealistic picture of myself in real life at this very moment
why so many lights? you want me to go fuckin trash your lights? you fuckin amateur
are you me?
seriously
we look exactly alike
I only draw things I love
then why aren't you drawing my penis slut
pliz don't judge am very shy and cant draw very well uwu
What's your ethnicity?
Originami.
you look like you need to have with me right now
part spanish
part mexican
part native American
I'm short as fuck though
my dominant genes are my Spanish ones
Yeah. Uh huh. Yeah. I bet you want it. Yeah
you're not that cute.
>not sandvich
missed opportunity
pov you are this thread
Nice OP. I also love ginger
I'm in bed browsing in vr
>3:14am
>reading up on Kenshi lore and browsing boards
what a night
I'm turkish. The only reason I can think of why we look alike is that native americans are originally asians and that meds look similar.
>my dominant genes are my Spanish ones
guess that's the reason
>I'm short as fuck though
not sure why that matters but I'm tall.
I love this, you have a great style, simple but gets the point across
>style
This is my drawing skills at their peak. I can't actually draw for shit, I can only scribble stuff like this.
But thanks, it means a lot.
>draw yourself RIGHT NOW
I only have a mouse and ms paint so bear with me
Still better than using a mouse.
>but I'm tall.
based tall robot
>tfw ugly obese chink skin
feels bad
Kinda hard right now, I literally just came lmao
I think we're all using MS paint and a mouse
I like the little details like the pull on the lamp and your pillow, really takes me there
I look nothing like this but it's what I managed to draw.
The way you drew that face reminds me of Kazerads art (pic rel)
What instrument is in the upper left?
dogs are nice
you can fix obesity and i think that is a very nice drawing
i dont think jews are school shooters
You're the boss, boss lady.
tfw half slav half arab mutt
i am shit at drawing and lazy as fuck
Best i can do with my finger.
>i dont think jews are school shooters
I guess it looks something like me after all
>i dont think jews are school shooters
The most famous school shooters were jews, whatchu mean
I don't know how to drawn but a friend of mine send me this as a pic of me
invisible computer desk, wood chair reclining is uncomfortable
I fucking love Kenshi, marry me plz I will suck your Skimmer or your beak thing
Thats supposed to be a room corner
This is the best I can do with a mouse
I have a drawing tablet but I don't care enough
On second thought, I will do it with a tablet if I have time, or if the thread is still up
Sorry to disappoint but I'm male. Or, well, if I understand your post correctly then I suppose you don't care about that, in that case, I've no interest in getting my beak thing sucked, sorry.
Why the corner sitting at this hour? Hope things get more bearable for you.
I bet I have the thickest eyebrows here.
Wait, you own a drawing tablet yet you can't do better than that with a mouse? What.
Well I did try to draw myself, sorry for the bad drawing
Mouse is fucking horrible, drawing tablets are much better in every way, yes? I also stated that I was lazy. This is a culmination of that laziness.
OOHH WAAAAAAAAAAHH OOH OOOOH
awekend
This is me in my room
Wish you were my friend ):
Why so many lamps?
Thanks user.
A (shitty) mandolin. I used to know how to play it, but I forgot all the chords.
not good with finger
u wear a cape??
>why the corner sitting
My mother started screaming at me out of thin air earlier about me being such a failure,having no friends, wasting too much time on vidya, being satisfied with only passing in college instead of getting better grades etc
Now i am just tired,but its the kind of tired sleep wont fix
I got back from the courthouse... have me after my life is falling apart
courthouse u getting sued??
Damned Elves
i havent made a post in a few days but... yeah
MS Paint draw, text
Why does a girl have 35 pound dumbbells?
sufficiently enjoy this masterpiece
Shit, sorry to hear that. Has your mother been this way for your whole life or?
As you can see, I can't draw hands for shit
It's a t-shirt that I use when I workout, I tried to add color in this
This looks really cool, it remember me a Chinese General that was fucking good with sables, literally the tales say he fucking rip the visceral from his enemies
uncle iroh? surprisingly unoriginal
I never did post A draw of me in my life it feels good
Opie pls reply
I don't recognize myself in the mirror. It's like having a friend everywhere you go.
well, there we go
gonna keep it simple
i bought this shirt a couple of days ago for 12 bucks and it mightve been the best 12 bucks ive ever spent
what kind of pizza did you get
sick
you exist in the super paper mario dimension
i think me and could challenge that theory
that shirt looks like shit
>what kind of pizza did you get
Domino's
squats and also upper body workouts.
why
my man. what toppings?
Get a very pretention feeling emanating from you post.
because it looks retarded
Meat lovers. Always been a carnivore, baby.
i dont try to be
lame. i would wear a shirt with that shrimp on it though
>Always been a carnivore, baby.
hell yeah. i go for chicken, shrooms, and spinach myself
cute, but still
follow the instructions of others and go die
Damn, never tried spinach on a pizza. Sounds good actually.
Yum, I like Monster too
Why the hostility, huh?
its too good of a drawing
Can I use your body to do overhead press?
text posts are not allowed
finally art school is paying itself off
Where are you from that women work out their upper body?
Wholesome based comment
Why do you want good artists to die?
no YOU go die.
Move out of house and live your own life. And no shame on you if you become a hobo just be smart
i am s oo high
>i am s oo high
>eyes aren't red
KEK.
When I lived in an apartment and the slut neighbor fucked her bf and made noises and moaned quite loudly I shouted SHUT UP WHORE
I may be a fat loser but I can draw a little bit.
i used to have a better one that i sent a long time ago but i dont have it saved, I'll look for it and see if i can send that one too
Hey you aren't a loser, you have an amazing skill
hey. you want some dick?
I bet you normoids kiss girls
Why are the lights pointed at you like an interrogation room
Looks nice. How's you do the lighting thing?
>draws better than 99.99% of Dab Forums
what do those pink panties on the floor smell like?
I was a fucking kike and used photoshop because Im a tryhard lol .
Me, today.
bread dough and a hand that just touched anchovies
found it and wow i dont remember how long ago that thread was but i look like i've aged 20 years from then lol
you should start a webcomic i'd read it
forgot to make the base of the chair.
>tfw no chubby artist gf
No, not really. Have you not been on other boards? Ever? Like, her skills are nice but.
What tool did you use in photoshop?
God I wish I could still draw the way I used to be able to
Made a dark blue layer and set to multiply then I used the soft brush tool and blurred it then erased behind the computer and the shading areas then blurred it again and set it on soft lighting mode.
I did the lineart in MS paint though because I wanted to not try to hard but ended up doing it anyways because I can't not try to hard.
Thanks! Doubt I'll ever use this since I suck at drawing and hate drawing anything but scribbles for threads such as these but perhaps I'll have use for such knowledge in the future.
is that link from the popular nintendo franchise legend of zelda?
I went to ikea and got meatballs today. Pretty fun!
I fucking knew somebody would say that.
No, but I do stylize my hair like Link because it's comfy
I can draw better than this but not body like a show off chud and I showed off enough. I don't come here to make other feel inferior.
Can you suck my meat and balls?
ikea meatballs are based
Me st me vomputah huhehah
I'm feeling so alone right now and I don't know why
Oh hey it's bratislava user, what's up?
To whom it may concern; Fuck you
allo allo wot's all this then
Where is based department user when you need him. Someone needs to put this lad into contact with the based department ASAP
I look at that piece and all I can think is "soul". Also, your taste in kino is stellar.
You referring to this gal?
Hello everyone. How is your day?
Why are you dressed like a weird 1800s clown / judge and why did you feel the need to include dumbells in this aesthetic
Kinda meh. Procrastinating on everything again, but I'm not going to fuck up my sleep schedule again.
Because people do workout you mothefucker
You know what they say about a guy with a giant honker
>like a weird 1800s clown
op is literally wearing a sweat you fucking brainlet.
Women dont workout with dumbbells that heavy
I just woke up and read the file as mean dog and was like how is that dog mean wtf.
I can't draw to begin with and it hurts my hand to draw in mspaint. I live in Texas and this entire week has been hell.
Damn you're ugly af but at least you have talent drawing
Awesome style
this made me laugh and also completely love you.
I desire more pictures of cute monster girls.
this isn't me but I laughed.
Yeah puss and like really strong detergent.
i like the art style
i like the art style
i like the art style and you look physically attractive based off of this but i have no idea what you are like inside
i like the art style.
i like the art style
i like the art style
i suspect you dont look like that
i like the art style
scarily child-like (this is not supposed to be insulting)
i like the art style
i like the art style
best in the thread
i like the art style
__________________
TAKE MY OPINIONS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT
VISUAL ART IS NOT MY FORTE
i should note that the red spots are acne and the brown spots are facial hair besides my eyes
I like your arms
ok looking back i said too much this is a dumb post
kino indeed user
This was fun to draw. You are forced to enjoy
hello I am OP
who are you talking about
I'm slav but not whoever you're talking about
donut or bagel, i gotta know
i suck at this but i managed to make this in ms paint
35 pounds is a lot but it's not like I can do more than like 2 curls as it is right now with each arm. I'm still using 25 pound ones, I got them because of covid19 so I could workout at home.
Plus my workplace has me handle heavy stuff sometimes.
bagel with creamcheese. I had bagel with avacado and an egg (pepper, salt, onion powder) earlier today.
I need to sleep I wish I had more ms paint talent to do this better with
>35 pounds
lol yeah whatever
Lmao why are you working out biceps as a girl? I understand squatting for your butt, but your arms?
You look like a fuckin horse lmaooohhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What slav nation are you from? Brown eyes so probably south or west slav?
Look like a nord from skyrim
I only do calisthenics so that means you are stronger than me... Marry me
jonwayne?
desu
>two of 35
What the shit, I cant even do one, at least i cant with 70 pound barbell, either I am weak as hell or you are doing them very wrong.
I do lunges, squats, yoga, and also my arms, and abs. Why would I not want to be strong? Relying on the penile jew would probably end up in some incel raping me.
1/4 Belarus, 1/4 Pole, 3/8 Russian, 1/8 Jew.
only if you're a cute charismatic girl.
I originally need to go to bed
my 16 year old brother uses them and can do more curls and he's not even that strong. I'm sorry to say that you aren't very strong user...
user if I want to rape you youre going to get raped. Curling 35 dumbbells twice isnt going to save you from my 8 inch cock
Based femanon. Have you ever considered taking up fighting?
Age has nothing to do with that, there is a 16 year old at my gym who can bench 300 pounds, I hardly do 130, im pretty sure I have above average muscles too, nothing crazy but still.
used to do volleyball actually. I kinda wanna do some martial arts but I'd probably have to wait until 2021 is over at this rate with covid.
I have muscle, what do you want me to say?
Check out how I look like.
Wow the only active girl is a lesbo
Im a guy, just havent gone for a haircut since the lockdowns started
I really hate drawing this person. I would draw anyone but them. Don't be fooled, he is not interesting in any way. Usually they draw fucking basedjaks of all things because the only talent they have in life is making people mad on the internet, so maybe someday I'll draw them better.
Disclaimer: This person is not ME.
i forgot to include the mild neckbeard since i was too busy thinking about how lazy i am and how to avoid janitors, ah whatever
She drew herself with three lights pointed towards her for a reason.
Any fellow mobilefags out there?
another lonely, sad night
cheap move but yea
user is cute. cute!
(its not an original comment, I guess. but it is true!)
I tried lololo
similar vibe as mine
drew it with a laptop trackpad
I used my phone , I tried to use my fingies
Nice window, Spongebob
Try some o' this shit if you can find it. I recommend the diet one though since the reg has like 60g of sugar
literally me in every way but my monitor isn't that far away
went with a synthwave style because i've been listening to it all night
H-Haha I'm doing fine
I'm late to the party.
My fellow bed computer user. Except I'm using a desktop instead of a laptop. The ultimate comfortable setup, but people are rarely able to comprehend why and I don't know why.
Oops I forgot my pic.
Hang in there lad
Life is constant ups and downs like a stormy sea, but youll float as long as you want to
Haha no it's not. Life is random. Sometimes it can be ups and downs. For some people it's just ups. For some people it's just downs. My life has been a never ending spiral crashing towards the earth.
let's draw together
I usually don't use digital but brush pens etc. this is just a quick paint drawing with laptop pad lol
20 mins and 4 years of college to be bad at a skill nobody cares about
I have given up on everything
I can't do shit on a computer, hopefully it's worth the time it took to find a paper
tranny or lesbo or both?
I may be suicidal but I'm not that suicidal.
i cant draw
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>eating in bed
you're a great artist, user, but scum of the earth.
Not actually naked btw, I have on boxers and socks too
Bring it on friends, my ruler is right here! That is to say, if you even dare.
shit forgot the pic, was too distracted by my thicc eyebrowes
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spent way longer on this than i should have
I like to wake up with salty crumbs in my eyes.
i hope i get dubs... or at least a 7
very inspiring, next time i'll draw better since no one cared about my 5 minute ms paint shit but you put real effort into yours
didn't notice the chub until i almost hit post tho
instead you got a 69
I don't like the brown one
wake up slut
Are you the OP? I actually like the MS paint doodle a lot. It's cute and reminds me of a lot of webcore artists I like
I'd fuck your boypussy into dust.
>Watched fatkino all day
>spent the last hour and a half yelling with my friend over our favorite 10 year old niche SRPG and how we love it so much
>gentle snow outside
>just finished some green tea
>gonna go to bed after this
These are the kinds of days you really wanna treasure, I think.
Well, which one is it? This question is quite original, you know.
why do women get the most replies
there are like maybe 3 or 4 ppl itt who can actually draw is why
Coombrain zoombots, they know not what they do.
hthyrgfudfevsdyhj
I can't change the colour out of rainbow so I look like a thot
Wa la, turns out im a shite autist
And a shite sizer, at that
fucking saved. wont even bother measuring my 'brows, i accept defeat.
Bad. Draw yourself as a cute anime girl right now
i love your hair dude
This is my masterpiece. This is the one they will remember me for.
Key features, let me know if you think I captured them
>caveman brow ridge with small eyebrows
>small, green eyes, brow overhang, bags
>straight nose, pointed chin, small mouth
>chubby cheeks
>pointed ears
This is me right now at my computer
Best i could do with a mouse in 5 minutes
Patrician taste. Diet one tastes kinda shit though I just have a cheeky sugar binge one
full bod self-portrait.
24yo manlet
This is a drawing of me.
I'm going to go take a shit now.
This is closer to reality
how was ur shit user
your hot
Was okay. Didn't take one yesterday so it was quite large.
Defeat was never a concern of mine. Let's rise to greatness, together.
A masterpiece truly
Fuck it, I got my tablet pen out, what the fuck do you think this is?
you?
orororoorogogoigigi
who else /artist/ here?
Tf is that facial expression? did you just have ginger beer for the first time?
Yes.
Origaroni
I usually only draw cute anime girls so sorry if its not that accurate
ME kjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Huh?
>implying I'm a tranny
at computer
Give me your discord and we can talk :3
I am into alien, give your galactic discord
yup
shes an elementary teacher and has been very demanding my whole life
last year i dropped out of my first college during 1st semester and now i am actually pretty ok with this new one,but she still isnt satisfied
cant really move out,i am too incompetent to live on my own,i have never even held a job
its better to put up with her and dad`s shit for a few more years
I didn't expect this to be fun but it was
good thread
Give your mail so I can draw you with my dick
Do you care about her being satisfied or not? Just curious.
Yeah, scribbling such stuff is fun but drawing itself I can't stand anymore. That's quite an interesting setup you've got there.. wait.. were you in the room post thread a few days back?
why not draw them with your dick and post it in the thread user
at the office all work done just cosy browsing until home time
forgot pic because I am retorded
Can't draw eyes and I only wear the glasses when I need to
I always see the fatkino threads on tv too late, hope I catch them in time next time
Whos on the pillow?
Comfy
Thanks user
Its my first time ever letting it get long, Im almost at the one year without a haircut mark
I have failed as an adult
i am sped
>sandwich
>not sandvich
just woke up and already having a terrible time in class. just quick sketch
She's definitely trying to brag/signal and doesn't actually use them. I mean come on she is on here and drawing herself. Poor virtue signaling OP
Praise Corona chan for finally making face masks publicly acceptable. I couldn't imagine showing my face when I go out anymore.
Ur only a real artist if you've done an infinitely recurring drawing of your drawing perspective (or yourself drawing)
80% of these drawings look autistic as fuck lmfaooooooooooo
Actually you are right I will try
I am here too and I also draw and I do weights too, it's not that strange
Minimal effort mspaint
I wish I had more ms paint talent !-->with which
here u go, literally me
It's not the conflicting hobbies, it's the way she is presenting them in the photo. There could have been more items included in the background but she chose to emphasize the weights for whatever reason. There is also a bar of chocolate and a bottle of beer or soda on the table, which is the anti thesis of lifting weights. It's a virtue signal and she wants attention "durr look at me I squat!"
You forgot to add about 150 pounds
Gonna head off to bed s soon
Yay, I love these threads.
hey thats pretty fuckin well done my guy, nice job. also makes you look good
do you really have the chad Square jawline like pic related?
very detailed picture of me rn
Literally me. Long hair, glasses and ugly as fuck but at least I work out
Also coomer weeb