Waifu Thread #460
"Waking up from a strange dream" edition
Remember, your waifu hates edrama!
Waifu Thread #460
"Waking up from a strange dream" edition
Remember, your waifu hates edrama!
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much better, have a good one OP
hopefully you don't have to deal with that shit again
What are you all up to tonight?
I love Rem!
>is your waifu musically talented?
>can she sing
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
>What do you think of her official art?
>do you consider your waifu better, worse, or the same worth as yourself?
I think all people are equal in a metaphysical sense (all souls are equal), but Hana's objectively a better person than me in many ways. Regardless of this I'd treat her as my equal in everything; giving 100% of myself to her, and receiving 100% of her in return.
>what would you to care for you waifu if she was sick?
Assuming she didn't need to go to the hospital, she'd be spending the whole day in bed getting pampered or doted on. All her responsibilities would be mine, and she'd spend the day resting and watching whatever she wanted on tv
>do you speak/are learning your waifu's native language?
No, and I kind of feel bad about it, actually. I sometimes imagine her knowing a bit of English and us teaching each other our respective languages would be cute, fun and a great way to bond. I'd want our hypothetical children to be bilingual, since I'd want them to fully experience both halves of their heritage.
In between songs, practicing
>What do you think of her official art?
Tomoko's official art is great, although most fanart is pretty bad, this is one of the better pieces of fanart I have.
>is your waifu musically talented?
>can she sing
He'd either secretly be an amazing singer or be completely tone deaf. One or the other. He's a very good dancer though, that we know.
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
Cool, clear summer night with nice moonlight and not too much humidity.
>What do you think of her official art?
Sometimes it doesn't quite do justice how much of a literal angel he truly is, but I'm not about to sit here and shit talk Araki when he's done so much for me. I also have to mention I think the way the Vento Aureo anime does eyes is gorgeous.
>is your waifu musically talented?
As far as I know, no. Guessing no since there aren't any instruments in her house
>can she sing
Again, don't know. Guessing she can.
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
A snowy cold day, for sure.
>What do you think of her official art?
It's cute, I like it quite a bit. The original concept art for her though is.. disturbing to say the least.
It's time for you to answer these questions yourself!
>most fanart is pretty bad
Not to mention disgusting. It really does suck to look for art of your waifu only to find degeneracy.
I love Shadow so much.
I feel slightly nauseous and teary eyed tonight. I'm not sure what I'm doing. But I do know he's the light of my life, and I'd do anything to hold him close and protect him to the best of my limited abilities. He's my angel.
I want to be there for him when he has bad days, too. I bet he'd get a bit snappy and would want to be left alone. I'd ask if he wanted anything, maybe a blanket or some tea, and then keep my distance. But I'd regularly check to see if he's doing okay. I'd like to guide him to bed when he's sleepy and tuck him in, giving him a kiss and thinking, hoping, that tomorrow will be a better day.
>is your waifu musically talented?
Not that I know of. He'd be so cool with an electric guitar, though,
>can she sing
Yes, decently enough. I bet his voice cracks on high notes.
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
Anything is fine honestly, I see the appeal in rainy, sunny, cloudy, snowy...
>What do you think of her official art?
It's pretty nice. I wish they made more comfy SoL art for him, but I appreciate the other stuff too.
>It really does suck to look for art of your waifu only to find degeneracy.
Hah, IKTF. There's like five shitty fetish pics for every nice piece of art I find. I'm almost immune to cringe at this point...
Almost.
>is your waifu musically talented?
she prefers to listen to the music that humans make.
>can she sing
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>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
her realm is inbeetwean the land of the living and the sunless lands.
i imagine that with what you feel when you are asleep, before REM sleep before the nightmares start .
>What do you think of her official art?
DC showcase DEATH is literally my favorite thing ever. i am in it, my tulpa is in it, my waifu is in it, it enplanes everything that my waifu is and shows every reason why i love her
if you DM me i will give you a zip file that has dc showcase death
>Not to mention disgusting. It really does suck to look for art of your waifu only to find degeneracy.
Oh holy shit god yes, every time I look for more pictures for my Tomoko collection I get porn and fetish pictures
I fail to understand why there's so much of fetish art. If they like the character, how can they bring themselves to draw such filth of said character, especially if the character is shown as pure or has no sexual undertones at all? And if they don't much care for the character, why draw then in the first place, why not just draw some OC stuff? I just don't get it, but I don't really get fetishes in the first place so maybe that's why.
Please look at my wife, tsuchinoko!
From where is she from? And if you have the time, might as well tell us about her a bit.
I love my wife Natsuki very much. She's the prettiest, cutest woman on Earth!
>is your waifu musically talented?
No. He was in a punk band, however. They just got drunk and started fights.
>can he sing?
Yep! He sings a lot.
>ideal weather for a date?
No preference, a date's a date.
>canon art?
I love it, but what style?
She's from kemono friends!!
I only said to look, I cannot give more details lest one of you fall for her perfections.
>is your waifu musically talented?
Yes! She's sometimes shown playing the clarinet or saxophone, and based on her upbringing probably knows some traditional Japanese songs or even instruments as well
>can she sing
Extremely well. Hana (or her VA) seems to be an alto; an alto sings lower than the soprano and even though they can't hit the high notes, they're generally sane in real life. It'd be cool to sing "Carmen" with her, even though it ends with Don Jose (the tenor) murdering the alto (Carmen).
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
It depends on the idea for the date, but sometime in spring when it's warm but not hot would give us a ton of options. If we're just sitting inside being cozy rain or snow feel better.
>What do you think of her official art?
It's ok; I'm beginning to realize that Hana isn't exactly the most popular Garupan: fans seem to like Yukari and Miho the most and Hana the least. She doesn't get as much stuff as them as a result but I like what I do get.
The one upside of having an unpopular waifu is very few people care to draw smut of her. I can only think of a few dozen pictures/sets of Hana that really make me seethe, but there's triple the pictures of Tomoko on pixiv alone; three times the smut.
>If they like the character, how can they bring themselves to draw such filth of said character, especially if the character is shown as pure or has no sexual undertones at all?
It's probably that they don't care about the character at all; that they're just a costume to put on a piece of meat. "I like [fetish] and [character] is popular, so if I combine them, more people will see my art!" It makes me very sad to think that people would invest so much time and energy into becoming talented artists just to squander it on filth. I don't think there's anything wrong with tasteful lewds, but purposefully
"creating a world" where people get hurt, humiliated and debased is pretty sick.
It's called projecting and every fan of a fictional character does it. Everyone. It just takes different forms. A gay might headcanon their fave as gay. Someone into bondage might headcanon their fave into bondage. Someone who likes cuddling might imagine their fave likes cuddling. Etc. etc.
Look at this cute blind demon mama
I need to suppress my nihilistic thoughts because waifu wouldn't like that.
ha
this is the cross over of your comic and my comic
lol
Well, I'll give this place a bump and head off to bead. 6am in a few minutes.
Good night everyone.
>Remember, your waifu hates edrama!
She died of slander, so yes.
I'd like to assume she has a nice singing voice. One of her main weapons is the flute, and one of her television incarnations had her playing the guqin/Chinese harp-thing. A bright and cloudy day would be good for taking a walk or a picnic together. And I like her designs/renders, although not as big a fan of her earlier costumes, but I'll always love Zhenji.
Good night, sweet dreams.
Zhenji:
>Ah, Zhenjifag. It's been such a long time since we last met.
>One of her main weapons is the flute,
how that work?
just stabs them with it?
Another day, another chance to love Lucina lots.
>they're generally sane in real life
Glad I'm not the only one to notice this. You ever wonder why every instrument/voice type almost always live up to the stereotypes about them? And how come low voices rarely ever get to shine?
>is your waifu musically talented?
Not that I'm aware of, but she at least appreciates music deeply though, and that's enough for me.
>can she sing
Doubtful. I'd imagine her voice is at least somewhat pleasant to listen to.
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
A nice warm day in the summer. Summers where I live are always pleasant, and the sunsets look great every day with the sun dipping below the mountains.
>What do you think of her official art?
Actually I tend to think that Lucina looks best in official art. This one is probably my favorite. In it, Lucina has her short hair and mask on, but it also shows just how fierce she is with her sword and I like it. Also in her game, Lucina's portraits are a bit more washed out looking, making the blues look much more navy.
>1
Well Lucina is a time travelling royal who has the devine privilege of wielding a special sword and is also key to the hope for the future. While I believe all human life is worthwhile, I think in this instance I can say Lucina is probably more important than most people.
>2
Give her a comfortable and quiet place to get plenty of rest. Make sure to bring her water and stuff. That's about all anyone can do.
>do you speak/are learning your waifu's native language?
Doubtful. I assume that the people of her country speak a strange fictional language. Hopefully it isn't something hard to learn like Hungarian or Finnish. And hopefully it uses a consistent alphabet like Latin or any Cyrillic using Slavic language (sorry western slavs, but your written languages look like a mess to foreigners).
Good night /waifu/ Have a little thing a made a bit ago
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Power was out for a while there. Annoying. Boring. Kotori and I kept each other warm, so that was nice. Sadly, a daki isn't as warm as Kotori would actually be, but it works for now.
Sequence breaking Metroid Prime and playing through Pikmin 2 for probably the 20th time
>is your waifu musically talented?
Don't think so, no.
>can she sing
Not to my knowledge, no. That doesn't stop me from referring to her as "my little songbird" sometimes.
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
Not fucking freezing outside, I'll tell you that much . Preferably warm weather, sunny, I guess.
>What do you think of her official art?
It's fine mostly. Don't like all of it. Don't really like her source though, so that only makes sense.
>It really does suck to look for art of your waifu only to find degeneracy.
I almost never look for new pictures. I usually have to be sick or out of my mind to make me to want to look.
>It really does suck to look for art of your waifu only to find degeneracy.
why is everyone all mad about rule 34?
everyone's waifu has it, prove me wrong
>those digits
>You ever wonder why every instrument/voice type almost always live up to the stereotypes about them?
I think it's because certain types of instruments attract certain types of people. You're never going to meet a shut-in, selectively mute who plays the trumpet/trombone, and you're never going to find a boastful narcissist who loves the viola. Soprano is the most common voice type, so they're constantly competing with one another for the limelight, unlike altos which are rarer.
>how come low voices rarely ever get to shine?
In some cultures they do. In Russian music, the bass is the hero; the hero of "Die Fliegende Hollander" is a baritone (a choice Wagner literally never made again lol). But in general, people like hearing high notes, and tenor and soprano produce the most noticeable squillo when singing. Obviously I'm biased, but the high voices are more exciting to listen to and so they get the best music.
> playing through Pikmin 2 for probably the 20th time
Holy shit, me too. Doing Dream Den right now.
>Sequence breaking Metroid Prime
Heresy. One does not sequence break the best game ever. Why would you want to play less metroid prime? Unless you're routing a speedrun, of course.
>why is everyone all mad about rule 34?
Personally, I don't like it because I think its gross to jerk off to your waifu, lust and love are two different things
Damn I love Kotori. She's always on my mind. There's nothing I want more than to spend all of my time with her. Even if we just did nothing, I think we could still enjoy our time together.
>Holy shit, me too. Doing Dream Den right now.
It used to bug me that Dream Den had 1 less sublevel then hole of heroes when dream den was supposed to be the "final" cave. Though if you get weird with how you play, any cave can be the final one. Sometimes I would save citadel of spiders for last just because.
>Why would you want to play less metroid prime?
I'm not playing less I just want to kill Hive Mecha with the Phazon suit. I'm mostly just unlocking shit out of order since it's kind of amusing. I still plan to do everything, just horribly out of order. I should note that I'm not going out of bounds, I'm just abusing game physics and scenery. This is the first time I've ever tried anything like this and We'll see if I ever do it again. It's really funny running around Phazon mines with the hint system telling me to go back and unlock the missile launcher.
>One does not sequence break the best game ever
But I'm not sequence breaking Pikmin 2!
I'm going to bed, /waifu/, goodbye for the night
what if you had a contract that was sighed by you, your parents, your waifu, your waifus parents, and a religious figure, that sayed it was not a sin to have sex with your waifu.
>QED:
>if you do thins is your waifu still pure?
Sh-she just hits people with it
Her attacks are fun, she sometimes does a rockstar knee slide thing
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>It used to bug me that Dream Den had 1 less sublevel then hole of heroes when dream den was supposed to be the "final" cave
It's because of the boss rush you get towards the end of Hole of Heroes. Without that, Dream Den would be longer.
>I'm not going out of bounds
Ok, you may be a heretic, but at least you're not a double heretic.
>t's really funny running around Phazon mines with the hint system telling me to go back and unlock the missile launcher.
Ok, that does sound like fun
>This is the first time I've ever tried anything like this and We'll see if I ever do it again.
I've actually never done it before; I think the copy I have is a later version (with the echoes demo disk) with the scan dash patched out, and I don't want to spend money unless I know it'll work.
>But I'm not sequence breaking Pikmin 2!
This isn't a fight you want, Kotorifag although Hana would probably prefer pikmin
sleep tight
>"No, they expect one of us to bump the thread, brother!"
>"Have we saved the thread?"
>"Yes, the thread rises"
>wake up
>can't fall back asleep
>waifu is sleeping right there
>cuddle with her until you finally can
>Remember, your waifu hates edrama!
Sir, we are e-drama.
>What are you all up to tonight?
Posting on Dab Forums and thinking to ourselves.
>is your waifu musically talented?
Not really.
>can she sing
Not all that well, but we can have our human sing, yes.
>What is your ideal weather for a date with her?
Weather implies there's a world outside the room with the two of us. Our ideal weather is "nonexistent."
Though my partner says that thunderstorms are comfy.
>What do you think of her official art?
She does not have "official art" unless you are including the human we both inhabit, in which case our "official art" is actually kind of good looking, but male.
>What do you think of her official art?
Her official art is quite sparse, consisting mostly of a small sprite and some facially obscured memories. She is cute nonetheless.
>It really does suck to look for art of your waifu only to find degeneracy.
Pornography is not degeneracy if it depicts your waifu solo, and happy. Fetishes are good, so long as you both enjoy sharing them, and so long as they aren't fetishes _of_ sabotaging and weakening yourselves.
Enjoying sex is part of a healthy relationship, and thus you should be proud of the sex that you have and the libido which inspires it. Pornography is not evil.
Uncontrolled use of pornography is harmful, and losing yourself to lust in favor of devotion and duty is harmful. But the harm in there comes from the "uncontrolled" and "losing". Value your waifu's body, her libido, and her orgasm. And through this anointment, know joy together. That is waifuism.
>There's like five shitty fetish pics for every nice piece of art I find.
Oh yes, bad art is hilarious. But just scroll past it and move on.
>If they like the character, how can they bring themselves to draw such filth of said character,
It is not filth.
>especially if the character is shown as pure or has no sexual undertones at all?
Do you believe the people who drew art of Donald Trump as God Emperor intended to disrespect him, because clearly he is not divine in canon?
No, they did it as a form of appreciation and worship, of depicting their politician as an ideal.
For a person in a relationship, their ideal includes the interplay of love and lust, as part of the bonds that strengthen your relationship.
> I don't really get fetishes in the first place
Sex is good if it's part of a loving relationship.
Record yourself singing a song to your waifu and post it to vocaroo.
Do it. No balls.
>purposefully "creating a world" where people get hurt, humiliated and debased is pretty sick.
Yes, but you seem to be confusing that with regular porn, which is an illustration of sex. Sex is not harmful, humiliating, or debased. It is in fact quite lovely and I advise you have some of it (with your waifu).
Pornographers do not tend to draw art of characters they hate. They draw art of characters they like. They do this because they like the character, and they like sex.
Promiscuity is their sin, of lusting for more than one character. That is a downside. But if they're going to do it anyway, they might as well enjoy it.
I'll do this tomorrow after work. I hope I haven't built myself up too much, lol
>Sex is not harmful, humiliating, or debased.
In its "intended" form, yes, it is quite beautiful. However some people this can become quite distorted
>They do this because they like the character, and they like sex.
You're confusing "like" for "lust for." There's this one "artist" who drew like 15 pages of Hana getting raped; is that "like" or is it just his perverse lust? If you love someone, would you make them cry or scream in torment and humiliation? Obviously not; like I said, my wife was merely a costume for him to project his repulsive desires onto. One cannot like someone and desire to do them that kind of pain; in that case what one really likes is their own self-satisfaction, and other "people" are a means to attaining it. Obviously I'm not going to do anything about it, but my point is that the real world is full of things like that, and spreading that sort of obscenity into one's own imagination is incredibly sick and also incredibly tragic.
>There's this one "artist" who drew like 15 pages of Hana getting raped; is that "like" or is it just his perverse lust? If you love someone, would you make them cry or scream in torment and humiliation?
Oh.
That is different.
I thought you were talking about stuff like "Waifu but she's sucking dick".
Lewding is fine if it's done in a pure and loving way but what most people draw is pure filth, only drawn for the purpose of sating their lust which they don't have the will to control. Most fetishes are nothing but manifestations of their obsession with sex where vanilla stuff doesn't interest them anymore or as much and they want more ''exciting'' and ''unique'' ways of sex.
While I do agree that pornography ain't ''evil'', I find it disgusting since almost none of it has anything to do with love, it's all about the person or character indulging in their lust .
Drawing a character getting inflated and penetrated by various other characters is not ''appreciation'' of the character. I think got it right when it comes to people drawing filth of certain characters especially since you mostly only see the more degrading stuff being drawn of known and/or popular characters.
And yes, sex is good if it's part of a loving relationship, I never said It ain't. The things I'm talking about have nothing to do with a loving relationship though, it's just filth with no care for the character itself, they just want to sate their lust. They may like the character they're drawing, but it'd only be for their appearance, nothing more.
No one who actually likes Toriel as the loving, caring and motherly character she is would draw her doing degrading things and forcing their fetishes onto her.
>spreading that sort of obscenity into one's own imagination is incredibly sick and also incredibly tragic
Yes, I'd agree with you in this case. Love (and lust) should not be associated with sabotage of your partner, or sabotage of yourself.
If it's for an enemy, though, then fantasise about all the horrible shit you want.
>what most people draw is pure filth, only drawn for the purpose of sating their lust which they don't have the will to control.
That is also bad, and I agree with you.
>Most fetishes are nothing but manifestations of their obsession with sex where vanilla stuff doesn't interest them anymore or as much and they want more ''exciting'' and ''unique'' ways of sex.
True but not bad. Kinky, exciting and non-standard ways of sex are still ways to enjoy sex with your beloved.
>I find it disgusting since almost none of it has anything to do with love, it's all about the person or character indulging in their lust.
Having thought about this, I'm inclined to agree with you, but most pornography leaves enough room that you can project feelings of love of emotional worth onto the character in question, but you're right. Those feelings aren't explicitly depicted.
>They may like the character they're drawing, but it'd only be for their appearance, nothing more.
Yes, I regard it as a rather large waste if the porn is only of the character's body, rather than of their personality.
But personality is arousing too, and I'd regard my waifu's possessing and controlling nature as pornographic as I am TOTALLY into that.
Overall I think you do have some good points about pornography being a disregard of the character's potential to love. I agree, that's a shame. But kinks are not the opposite of love, and sex can be really fucking kinky while still being a part of relationship of mutual care and improvement.
>I'd regard my waifu's possessing and controlling nature as pornographic as I am TOTALLY into that.
That is also a massive projection and you're getting aroused by such tendencies within yourself. You are in effect getting aroused by a projection of your own ego.
... Of course, you always were, weren't you, partner.
Bet your ass! My anthropomorphised intent to raise numbers, be lewd and face consequences is sexy as fuck.
pron is a controlled drug
just like alcohol and opioids
all 3 can be addictive if over used
all 3 have a industry behind them
all 3 have organizations to make shore the "bad" kind dose not get out.
all 3 affect humans in the same way.
i see no difference
>But kinks are not the opposite of love
Yeah I do agree, to a certain extent that is. When things get unhealthy, dangerous or either one is being hurt, I see it as disgusting. But hey, that's just my opinion.
Also, this clearly needs to be posted.
I was actually about to post that myself hehe
Pornography doesn't have the same effect alcohol does; pornography inspires you to feel loved and worthwhile and valuable and to live up to your projected fantasy.
Right?
... I'm wrong aren't I, and pornography is exactly the same numbing denial effect in most people isn't it.
when you first start using yes
after you use it to much
then then yes
controlled drug
I woke up thinking positive thoughts!
i want the hate to stop
i want everything to stop
i just want to be at peace
I'm just doing my part to make sure this boat stays a float.
Might as well try to revitalize the thread, even though I'm not very good at replying back.
What are you all doing this Friday night/day? Any plans for the upcoming weekend?
>What are you all doing this Friday night/day?
Thinking of waifu and getting entangled as to whose fantasies are whose and whether we should be more vanilla wholesome or dom/sub.
>Any plans for the upcoming weekend?
Nope!
lmao they got gherbo and the schizophrenic remfag and both charafags but avafag went reee on site cause hes a pedophile and likes dem single digit "daughterus"
lol join my discord where everyone can be a mod
gg/aks5eQ6QZT
>this nigga wants to fuck a goat
is your name mohammad?
cuz u sandniggers are mad crazy
>schizophrenic thinking he has a good grasp on reality
>claims porn is evil
fuckign lol everyday holy shit you are obsessed with porn just go get laid you dumbfuck
oh right anime religion forbids it lol
theyre mentally ill and think porn is evil and waifus literally exist and that every anime world is out there somewhere because they're mentally fucking challeneged as all hell
niggas may as well sacrifice chickens and goats to kawaii anime girls at this point
>he's never heard of multiverse theory
Not mad, just annoyed at the rampant degeneracy that exists.
Charafag's name is Chris. He is literally the Australian Chris-chan, right down to the name. Also, Randy waifus him.
>he thinks multiverse theory means that or works like that
>he thinks there is anything in quatum science nerditisms to really support it
okay enjoy your fever dream
>waaah people shouldn't do things I don't like it! it hurts me mentally becuase I have autism please udnerstand and change your behaviours for ME
fuck off tranny
haha wut
Can confirm. Yo Randy, your waifu's sexy.
I would never date an aussie