Hello xx havers

>browses Dab Forums
should suffice

>not a virgin
>has lots of friends
>plays csgo
>whines about having no friends despite constantly talking to people on discord
>has female friends
>watches porn
>saves images of 3d females he finds attractive
>doesnt like cats

Wtf I actually don't have any of these surprisingly

not an xx haver so heres an xy perspective
>she's willing to fuck me the first time we meet
A high percentage of single girls I meet treatvme like this. Its horrible as i have no interest in people who give out sex this easily. I also used to be really ugly in HS so it feels weird being handsome now and having girls clammer all over me

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retard. Dab Forums is normie now anyway. there are chads browsing this board right now.

>Has a bed
Who tf are you sleeping with?
>Takes showers
Who're you trying to smell good for ???
>Has a window
Who are you trying to see?? tf
>Sleeps
Why are you trying to dream of other girls? Whore

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>coomer/pornsick
>has ever been to a prostitute
>into "loli", cosplayers etc.
>unaffectionate/cold
>narcissistic
>has cheated before
>boring
>shit taste in clothing
>unable to compromise
>doesn't like animals
>dislikes my friends or my mom

also this

>Conservative
>Browses Dab Forums
>Doesn't read
>Very jealous
>Cishet

>shit taste in clothing

Why do girls care about this so much

you're the cutest ever okay

Mainly having a small dick like

>Boring

This one always bothers me, it makes me paranoid that I'm not being enough of a dancing monkey to keep her entertained

>dislikes my friends or my mom
>no father
pottery

ceramics if you will

if you are a chad user pls give me ur discord i will show u a good time ;)

fuck off sket hes mine. whats your discord user? i have apus too....

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my intuition tells me he will call u ugly after u give him a pic of yourself
be warned fellow fembot

You... have a lot of history don't you?

dumb whore. hes not interested in you
>fellow fembot
sure....ok. kek. just let me get this guys discord in peace please

HELLLOOOO, ARE YOU STILL HERE? CANT YOU SEE IVE BEEN TRYING TO TALK TO YOU!!??

only if you're careful, don't say I didn't warn ya

>incapable of admitting when he's in the wrong
>too stuck in his ways; not willing to consider and learn from new perspectives
>projecting hyper-masculinity and afraid of appearing even somewhat feminine
tells me he's actually deeply insecure which makes him seem less attractive than if he just said he likes listening to dumb drama podcasts :(
>brings up sexual stuff all the time; always tries to steer the convo in that direction
>not willing to compromise

These seem reasonable. My dad is insanely boomer stubborn so maybe I just empathize with this though lol.

The absolute fucking nerve of women. You have no right to reject boring men. You are a woman. You are way more boring than your average man

>Constantly get asked out by robots
>Pretend they don't exist
>Chad implies that he's Chad
>Immediately thirst for him
Fem""bots"" ladies and gentlemen

This thread is stupid
1. No women on the internet
2. Women are retarded and noone cares about their standards

So as a man i will post my standards
>If: has a dick
Then: be femme and cute
>If: has a pussy
Then: be boyish and cute
Also the obvious ones like play vidya watch anime take it in the ass enjoy your feet being woshipped

>Gets offended easily

My ex was boring. My best friend is more interesting. Seethe till you die.

>My ex was boring
And so are you most likely. You don't have the right to reject those who are like you. Fat people don't reject fat people. So why should boring people reject boring people?

Interesting is actually what most people call me... even he did haha

Sure, I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. Congratulations, you're an exception to the rule. Guess what, the rule still applies. Most women demand an interesting man while being boring themselves, and then women call us entitled. Pisses me off

Seriously, you might just attract boring women, or chase after them because they had other qualities you deemed attractive.
I know tons of women that excite me more than some of the men i know ever have. You are right about the entitlement thing.

I got it up to here with these retarded fucking threads, fuck this thread, fuck touch starved neckbeards, if fembots exist fuck them too, and especially fuck you. Everywhere I look, everywhere I fucking look, every page has at least one fucking thread dedicated to these bitches. Why would someone give a single fuck what they look for or not in a guy, and in case you do in fact give a fuck, I pray that one day our paths cross and I pluck your eyes out with my bare hands. I'm sick of all you disgusting degenerates, this board is ruined because of you and your fembots this fembots that threads. I wish I could be the one that personally puts you all out of misery, to curbstomp you and then piss on your grave. Fuck off and die.

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This sounds like it was intentionally written to correspond to all my character traits haha

Women are more boring than men by design. As a man, you need to bring something to the table if you want a chance of mating. You need to be funny, charismatic, interesting, etc. Doesn't have to be all those things, but you need at least one. As a woman, all you need to do is exist. Women are not required to be interesting to mate and, as a result, are not as interesting as men

I personally raise 12 red flags posted in this thread, including repeats.
I am probably never going to be loved!

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This is what the moids believe

>Is obsessed with clockwork orange/american psycho/evangelion.
>Is fat.
>Uses Dab Forums

>tfw too disgusting for 100% women
its an abstract kind of feel

>there are chads browsing this board right now
Chadcels usually have autism or trauma

>Fat people don't reject fat people.
They absolutely do what world are you living in

>What are your red flags for men?
Glad you asked
>has a penis

I counted 14
>I am probably never going to be loved
Same same

not knowing english
it's 6 foot 2 , not
>6 feet 2
retard

The most important red flag for men is :
>If he say to you that you are of him and only of him, run

I only have depression but yeah it still counts jeje

Whats wrong with men who play csgo