Deep philosophical question

Literally depends on everything else.

>but if you choose tits over ass you can receive a titjob (that feel good as a pussy).
I like tits but this is a meme

1. her tits are obviously fake like most big tit whores
2. if statement 1 is true then it's better to pick the second option (small tits-big ass) and have her get a boob job.
3. A big tit whore with no ass will never get an ass. A round big ass is genetic and cannot be replicated from lifting weights and exercise.

I care more about shape than size.

Bad shape is why fake tits SUCK

In my experience, it's not. I fucked with a girl in my unit that literally her tits couldn't stay in her bra, fucking huge. She did me a titjobs a lot of time, and believe me it really felt like a pussy :0

I refuse your thesis, woman's ass can gain mass to be huge if they do weights like lifting

This man gets it. Be like him.

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>3
You skipped both science class and losing your virginity

All nice except overly round ass. Regarding your question, the combination of flat chest and big flat ass is particularly hot.

nothing better than small tits and a fat ass.

Neither. Proportion is key. A tall slim girl with small hips and tips is top tier. A shorter girl with an ass and tits is top tier. Anything else is fake surgery or a freak

i like paizuri so i go for booba

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Small tits. Big hips. Fat ass. This is perfection.

This men know his thing

Big ass of course. People will say you can train legs, but it's false. A girl with a flat ass will simply look like a guy when she gets fit.
On the other hand I don't really give a shit about booba

Confucius say, woman with big tits and no ass may fill your hand but woman with big ass and no tits will fill your heart

But lao tse in his book the art of war says: no armour is useful if it not protect the chest.

smaller chests are easier to protect than larger chests though, and require a lesser smount of armor

True, but as socrates before his death by cikuta exclaimed: the more close to the hearth, the more close to the true.

I felt uncomfortable fucking a girl with a big ass doggy style. Looked like my dick shrunk an inch with how huge it was.

Big titties, always. You can always get a bigger ass through workout.
But even if she were to remain with a small ass: milk bags > ass

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zero tits fat ass and it's not even a fucking question.
are you retarded OP? that's THE fertile look

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this desu
but if I had to choose, big ass

I gotta go big tits; my dick has an extreme upwards curve that makes doggy impossible, so as much as I love big ass, it does me no good :(

Truth be told a firm ass feels much better than tits no lie

im goin for
>gf with big tits and ass and tummy

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id say former but you could develop a nice ass with weight training

Lubed or what?

> THE fertile look
And if you think about it, after you impregnate her, she will grow some tits as well!

Yeah got to be the tits being big. With dedication, any girl can get a great ass through diet and exercise, but apart from luck during pregnancy, you can only get fake big tits if you lake them.

And fake tits are a fucking travesty, I would rather a girl have no tits over that

exactly. Now that I'm approaching my 30's the idea of swollen pregnant tits is very arousing.

Yes totally 100% yes

Big perfect tits beat big perfect ass in my book. So assuming tits are really big and really perfect, and both gfs have nice feminine frames, I'd go with no ass and big tits.
You can always train to get a nice butt but not to get nice tits. It follows from this that big perfect tits have higher value because of their scarcity. I would choose no ass and big perfect tits simply because big perfect tits are so rare, sought after and envied by even extremely attractive women. They are to women as big dicks are to men: a symbol of power and biological status. These women grow up knowing everyone envies them and end up developing a certain cockiness, confidence and assertiveness that I find really attractive.
There is a catch though, and that's that their tits really have to be really perfect and really big, for even a slightly above average ass can beat an almost but not quite perfect pair of tits. High risk, high reward.

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"big" doesn't mean anything, size doesn't matter, shape does
But if I had to choose, I'd pick big tits because I love "sweater puppies"

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Also reason why I'd take tits over ass is I like idea of laying on girls thighs and sucking on her titties like a baby more than anything related to assess

Very high iq post. You may have won me over

>It's are complete luck
Then why do all long distance runner females have flat chests?
It's not all luck. There are many things a woman can do to grow her tits, but the methods or obscured by a thousand wrong methods and the fact it takes months or years and the exact spec of the method varies between women

Lot of burgers at this our, it seems

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This is deep. Boobas are designed for feeding children, but booty implies wider hips and better ability to actually produce the child. Do you choose higher mortality and weaker children on birth, or less milkies. Ass for me, because then I can find a titcow to feed our kids after she miscarried all of her own.

Big ass, zero tits is better

A girl without ass are extremely weird, yuck
Booba is not big deal