I want to be an anons boy maid where I would take care of *every* one of his needs...

I have a pet snake you need to take care of. He's eight inches long and loves kisses.

Alright mr. Boimaid, time for a very important question then....What games do you play?

user, you should probably stop watching so much anime

Well, I didn't choose to beat my boymaid wife! I just sometimes cannot control my anger issues. Will my boymaid wife understand my struggles at work? What can he calm me down with?

I'm average female height, skinny and have a baby face from being half Asian

I love snakes! What type is he? Python?

I enjoy most genres of games. I'm actually decent at fighting games (competitively speaking) but quite literally anything goes. I also love to watch people play games as well

>tfw no loving blowjob from boy maid with lots of eye contact and handholding

Damn, you probably play dirty kusoge anime fighters. Jk, I too, play some of them. Nice to see other people play fighting games, they're my favorite. I feel like this is a potential lewd thread, so I really dont have much else to contribute. Back to lurking for me

would it be gay if I told my boymaid to wear cargo pants, start working out and be my loyal right-hand man?

I want a girlmaid

Where do I get a boymaid?

I bet you are most definitely not cute in real life. And you never will be.

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>user has invasive internet homosexual LARPing in his house as a maid.
>Long day at work, coworkers being assholes, deadlines to go uo against, stressed.
>Goes to the market, picks up some bread and milk, a few cartons of eggs in one bag.
>Arrives at his house, exhausted and dispirited.
>Opens his door to dimly-lit lights, and homosexual maid user yells out "POMF POMF kimochii UwU what's this" as he shoots user in the face and accidentally his balls.
>Poor abused wageslave user recoils in shock at this display, dropping his groceries onto the nearby wall and floor.
>His eggs are all destroyed, his bread has been tainted and crushed, and the milk is seeping into the carpet and nearby wheat mass, ruining his home and breakfast plans for the next week.

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>I'm average female height, skinny and have a baby face from being half Asian
That sounds so good, asian femboys r the best

>What type is he? Python?
He was probably talking about his dick i think lol
>I enjoy most genres of games
what about this: whoever cums first has to make the breakfast the next morning with a good morning kiss

No way, other anons seem to be enjoying my thread

Of course I would understand your struggles at work user. I've wage slaved for most of my life and I'd calm you down with *whatever* best calms you down, be it lewd stuff or whatever. Of course, I'd have to get to know you a bit better to be able to apply the best stress relief solution but once I do, I guarantee you won't be disappointed with me.

I'll even swallow if you wanted me to

Yes user you're right, I have indeed dabbled with the anime fighters. I have been grinding guilty gear recently though. This is also a halfway lewd thread but it's honestly very entertaining to see people's reactions irl to me wearing a maid outfit so I'd quite literally do this with someone.

>"UwU don't worry about the spilled milk user! I have some right here!"

Please be in the US, I need a boymaid in my life

we r all larping here user, sometimes imagination is better than real life

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Whats your other mix? Asian and what OP

>I love snakes!
yeah i bet.
>What type is he? Python?
Yeah be careful, he might try to choke you. But he's very affectionate if you take him with an open mouth --heart, open heart.

probably is gay user but i don't think there's anything wrong with that. That sounds fun too

"accidentally" shooting both at your face and balls. How tf do I manage that?

I knew he was talking about his dick, I was trying to act innocent. Also, ezpz guess you're making breakfast

Speaking of which, one of my fetishes is having someone cum in my coffee/tea

I am indeed in the US. Which state are you in?

I am actually serious when I described myself

Ok user I will take very very good care of your little pet snake!

California, more specifically the southern half

>tfw no hapa boymaid wife to act as 24/7 therapy to your anger issues and struggles

Life is suffering. Would you bleach and shave you pooper for me though?

>having someone cum in my coffee/tea
Not gonna happen. I'm going milk you for my own cup, see.

If I had a boy maid, this is what I would do all day

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Oh not too far away, I live in Washington.

My pooper doesn't need shaving. Any hair there has been permanently removed via laser. I also bleach it regularly

It's fine user but be nice and give me a treat every once in a while ok?

>Also, ezpz guess you're making breakfast
It will be on me cuz u will be too exhausted to after im finished

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You're like my dream boymaid wife except I'm halfway across the states in the southeastern part :/. Shame. Could you at least provide a /trash/ timestamp or vocaroo to help me cope?

> I live in Washington.
me too. Want to be my boymaid?

Bullet drop and hipfiring in both chest and abdomen-height against a sporadically-moving ("recoils in shock") target, especially with an inexperienced/play shooter. It could happen, and those ruined groceries would be on your hands!

Anyone near the OR side of WA and want a large man to take advantage of your virgin bussy?

If you give me around half an hour I'll take a pic and provide a time stamp in a maid outfit

Are you in Seattle user?

Trust me user I'm really good at aiming my shots. It's not gonna happen

> Are you in Seattle user?
pretty close to Seattle

Asian and white btw

>I'll take a pic and provide a time stamp in a maid outfit
that sounds lovely, gonna send it here?

>he can defend himself
And you call yourself a boy maid? I would never hurt you, but that isn't very characteristic of boy maids.

All I ever wanted was a happa boymaid. Just wanted to let you know you're pretty cool if you're not just LARPing, hope you make a man very happy one day.

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Hopefully in /trash/ where he links it here so he doesn't get banned :).

Okay! I will be waiting! Make sure to show your foot size as that is important to me as well!

Probably desu, jannies can stay mad

I think its especially important to know how to defend myself and you. If something ever happens (like someone breaks in), the boy maid has to be able to defend his master and not be deadweight. It's not very useful if you're the one taking care of me in that situation and I can't help you in any way

I wear size 8 women's which is like size 6 or 7 men's and will prove it later when I take the pic

I think you're right, you've changed my mind user. Fighting alongside my boymaid against intruders would be pretty kino ngl.

DO YOU CARRY THROWING KNIVES HIDDEN IN YOUR SKIRT

man that would be awesome

I don't think throwing knives would be the best option but a tiny knife strapped to the thigh would be useful imo

Of course, sometimes I would need to sneak up on him just to test his reflexes. Grab him from behind and attack him with tickles.

>I have been grinding guilty gear recently though.
We're incompatible, I suck at Guilty gear. Horny californian user? We meet again.

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Since you are close, you can add my discord. Would be nice to have a boymaid. Kirby#7117

IT WOULD BE HOT AND MY FANTASY TOO.

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>tfw no boymaid bf to roll me joints and watch anime together all day ;_;
>tfw you probably wouldn't wanna boymaid for another boymaid

You can't fool me. You are cute now, but once I let you in I'll be the one doing all the work!

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>tfw no boymaid wife pic yet

I cri. I don't wanna miss it with the tranny jannies on their toes!!

>tfw it's going to be some fat neckbear

Wait user let me just take a shower, the thread won't die just yet

I really hope not fucking LOL. But honestly those kind of people larp as fembots more, so I think I'm safe.

I wait O.O

My week will be made (no pun intended :) ) if you post a pic.

haha that was a good one

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