/britfeel/

Just 20 more minutes till the Chinese opens lads. Been hanging out my fucking arse all day due to a red wine binge last night.

If you don't wank for about a week your wet dreams start up again.

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That looks fucking shite really glad I haven't wasted money on this

she's so hot, post more user

>That looks fucking shite really glad I haven't wasted money on this
Cocks don't look that good lad but you can't keep them out your mouth can you.

If that's your sort of thing I'm not sure we want you around.

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Sue's a beaut. Shame what Chris did to her.

Head of security at Student Loans Company, Darlington has a parody video of him fucking a creme egg from like 2014 or something, can't seem to find it, I'll ask around some of the lads I worked with there, see if I can dig it up

Why so many men disgusting pigs?

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Not very nice to call your mums cunt a cock now is it lad?

You grown men all set for another big Friday of drinking in your box room in mummys house and playing make believe on /britfeel/?

I wanna ask brit robots, are brit girls really as slutty as everyone says?

you're literally advertising their product for free

>I wanna ask brit robots, are brit girls really as slutty as everyone says?
Wrong place to ask lad, /britfeel/ is a place for virgins and incels.

At least no one is stopping them seeing their kids

Pretty much, yeah, just out to the shop for another few tinnies like since I murdered those Strongbow. Here, lad, join us for a bit. What are you doing this afternoon?

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Yes. Even me, a fucking certified absolute melt of a man can pull.

Sorry for the late response m8, guy who had his life ruined by false sexual assault allegation here

Nothing really. Nobody gave me shit for it directly and she didn't make that huge of a deal out of it either, some people gave me strange looks and a couple of my female flatmates were a bit angry about it, but that was all. The real problem was that I was immediately shunned and the flat(s) we were drinking with on that night stopped inviting me and social groups in our building all formed without me so I had no one.

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That sounds utter, utter shit...but you are putting too much weight on it by saying it ruined your life.

Yes, it COULD ruin your life, but only because you are allowing it to. Should have ruined your first year of uni, at the worst. You could have found a society to join or something else where you could make friends outside of your halls.

I know it's fucking shit mate, honestly. Not trying to have a go at you at all. Just hoping you don't let it ruin your life.

So like does this show up on criminal background checks or what?

Fucking easily done mate. Especially cause of all the stuff you hear when you're a teenager about "Oh you'll shag tons at uni! Freshers week, they're all after it!" etc.

>special chow mein
>starter box
>salt and pepper chips
>tub of curry sauce
Hofuckingho lads can't wait

>rubbed up against someones body after misinterpreting the signs
quick apology should have done and that been the end of it

100%. I've actually done the same thing, with a colleague too. It was all forgotten about the following day after everyone sobered up. Poor fucking lad. Wish I could go into that flat and be like "Hey you are being cunts to this lad!"

It was the single biggest event that put me on the path to being a 26 year old KHHV.

No the police were never involved nor were the uni, she just told people about it and made it out to be a far bigger deal than it was

Exactly, I did apologise but it wasnt good enough, she had to go around telling people about how much of a creep I was and that I "sexually assaulted" her

Accidentally grabbed my Ex's sister's ass on a dark stairway because I thought it was my ex.

That way a truly mortifying experience. This just reminded me of that. BRB gonna drink to forget. I had a hard time looking them all in the eye after that.

>It was the single biggest event that put me on the path to being a 26 year old KHHV.

Maybe so, but life isn't defined by a single event. Yeah, maybe you had a shit reputation at uni. However you're 26 now. Uni was a while ago. You get to choose how you define yourself now. None of their opinions matter anymore. They might as well all be dead. You're not. You're alive and you can start fresh now.

I'm inclined to agree with the other lads especially since no authority was actually involved. It was shit, but its over and has been over for a long time m8, move on and stop letting yourself be a victim

*Abandons his Apu in Copenhagen after his obnoxious singing and incessant complaints about "diswomfort" become too much to bear"

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toothy long face redhead qt on the chase lads

youtube.com/watch?v=igILhbNWvlk
I've seen this happen in other people's lives
And now it's happening in mine

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what do you lids do for lunch

Yeah I'm over it, it's just shitty to think about how different my life could have turned out if i had some semblence of a social circle at uni

>what do you lids do for lunch
Eat

Sneak off to the office supply room and see how many paperclips I can wedge under my foreskin

i dunno mate. Pretty much everything good that's ever happened to me happened after uni. My social circle from uni weren't involved.

had ham sandwich with lettuce and mayo sandwiches with a kit kat on the side

>having foreskin in 2021
are you for realz mate?

At work its the same ham sarnie granola bar and apple every day.

Days off might have some soup or sardines on toast if Im feeling fancy.

it's best to leave them in kennels really understand the temptation totake themfor company but it never ends well

Had my nuggos, bread and crisps

I'm going to get 4 beers.
I am confident I will not have a bad turn again.
Wish me luck.

they dont even hide it anymore..

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I just had a wank to a photo of an old fisherman.

What on earth goes through the head of straight lads who make an Adultwork Escorting profile aimed at women? Do they actually think women are going to pay some average looking 23 year old boy to shag them? Utter delusion, I feel like messaging them to tell them they're wasting their time and they need to get a grip.

Morrisons ultiamte meat free burger, quorn veggie nuggets and mixed veggies.

yuck yuck yuck
>1k+ reviews
oh dear.

All reviews on JustEat are fake. I live in a tiny town with about 3k people in it, and we have about 10 takeaways, each with hundreds to thousands of reviews on JustEat.

>Rapido! Rapedophile!

Best band ever probably

carry on, you've all done very well

You might be wrong lad. If you're a 55 year old woman, not particularly attractive, how else are you going to shag a 23 year old?