I just found out that im the fucking laughing stock of the internet...

i just found out that im the fucking laughing stock of the internet, i feel like shit now that so many people are openly making fun of me, i kinda regret posting this shit here

reddit.com/r/NeckbeardNests/comments/llfy33/nsfl_neckbeard_that_hasnt_showered_since_2019/

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1. Nobody knows it's you
2. Holy shit that looks disgusting, take a shower.

Welp, that's a good reason to stop with your disgusting habits for once

you deserve it why the fuck would you do that unless you have a humiliation fetish

>literal wastes of flesh walk around not circumcised at birth and here I am
God is a clown

You're a legend, I made a meme on Dab Forums once with my face attached once. Nobody knows anymore, but I do. Be happy.

Most of the comments seemed to pitty you rather than laugh at you or hate you.

Get well, user.

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you are fucking disgusting and I'm not sure anyone would miss you if you killed yourself
i feel bad for whoever will have to clean up your monument to filth and sloth

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they are saying my dick looks like a fucking carrot or yam

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Bro jesus I'm sorry reddit is being mean to you but jesus, if you didn't want this why did you make the thread in the first place?

Holy shit user. Just take a shower.
You're wallowing in self-pity and I just hope God forgives your poor soul for what it has done to itself.

>i kinda regret posting this shit here
well you attentionwhored
you wanted the help or ego boost or whatever the reason was for making the thread

i already know the reason. You don't have to tell me

ah angela white and her divine boobs

>well you attentionwhored

i got more attention in that 1 Dab Forums thread, than i got in my last 10 years combined so i just kept posting because i felt like some one cares about my existence for once, i shouldnt have done it though, the comments on reddit and in the thread made me realize how fucking pathetic my life really is

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take a fucking bath, stinky

You are going through severe depression. I didn't even read your thread all that much, just saw your belly and that was it.

You aren't even that bad off, I've seen homeless people in worse situations in India, you are practically nothing, just some white boy in a first world nation bitchin on Dab Forums

Just get a shower then? It's really not difficult. I live the exact same as you, and almost never leave my house, but showering and cleaning up isn't hard.

You don't need to shower daily, a shower once a week is more than enough. Have no idea how you find it comfy to live like that.

i will not take a shower ever again for the rest of my life and i will never leave my apartment ever again unless its neetbux related, im going to die in this fucking rathole room i have no one in my life why does it matter if im a disgusting smelly failure or a clean failure?

sooooooo did you ever post your dick cheese?

so quit bitching then, you faggot. make your mind up.

Man u made history, dont regret that

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>i felt like some one cares about my existence for once.
because people here really cared but sadly plebbitor can come here too because muh fake internet points and (((meme)))

You aren't helping at all with your shitty attitude. Yeah, he's a LOST CAUSE but by being mean to him, it makes it worse, stupid niggerfaggot, you are probably just as miserable as him which is why you shit on him.

What's the point of telling him to take a shower? He needs a mind rape fuck trip from PSILOCYBIN MUSHROOMS

he will take a shower for sure after 3 grams of dried shrooms.

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Thanks for making me waste a minute of my life reading that. Rest assured, I won't be doing it again

There is no god. This is a clown world.

if there is no god to punish sinners than what's stopping you from taking it to your own hands

Thank you OP
Now i dont feel so bad about myself
We need more people like you in the world that can make us feel like we have our shit together

Keep it up the great work

shower first, this is the most disgusting thing ever. evrey normal person showers 1-2 times a day. before you go on Dab Forums take a shower

i would literally help OP in a heartbeat
the thing is, i'm not a millionaire who can change his life


also you are mean
also you are mean and doing it on purpose because you are miserable niggerfaggot

>We need more people like you in the world that can make us feel like we have our shit together

never seen homeless people in any nation? retarded

showering once a week is good
or even couple times a week

if you are doing hard labor intensive job, then yeah, shower once a day

you are retarded

i want to help op too but it looks like no realistic amount of help will be enough to fix him

a gun maybe

You are mentally ill. People are mocking you for not having showered in 2 years and being a disgusting NEET. You should not feel so bad about their mockery, because they're mocking you about something that's very easy for you to change. All you have to do is take a shower, use soap, get some ointment for your blemishes and clean your room. All these things they're mocking you for could be solved by simple hygeine. Shit man, you haven't showered in TWO YEARS and you expect people not to cringe at that?

I don't know what your story is, how you ended up in the condition that you're in now, but no one is going to want to come near someone who hasn't showered in 2 years and treats themselves like this. You're going to need to pick yourself up and have some pride in yourself even if you have no one else right now. You're going to need to fight a little, because it's clear you've given up on life. I know that will be hard for you, it is hard to get back up when you can't see a brighter future but you're going to have to do it if you ever want to get out of the rut you're in. Really what you need is a family member or brother or something to help push you in that direction, but I guess you don't have that so you're going to have to do it yourself, I'm sorry.

But your life isn't so hard to fix, and it's EASY to fix the problems that reddit is bullying you for, it's just finding the right state of mind.

Good luck user.

>no realistic amount of help will be enough to fix him
okay pessimistic faggot.

i knew Dab Forums is a shit site anyways when a group of people gang up on a schizophrenic and make him kill himself

daily reminder /g/ killed terry

you look sad fren, hab le cade

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>i feel like shit now that so many people are openly making fun of me
And? Are you gonna do something about it? If not, then you clearly don't care.

I think OP's problem is his mentality and it is caused by being depressed and having no friends to break him out of his self-perpetuating misery. He is clearly mentally ill.

if this schizo killed himself because of /g/ trolls than he probably was already beyond help

bro you are honestly disgusting. What mental illness do you have to get that bad?

This isnt just some random occurance, you must be very autistic and mentally damaged or something

Id like to think that everyone can be saved but this gives me doubt. What is wrong with you? This shits whack

why is everyone so fucking mean about my penis?

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Shut up nigger
Op is not dying or anything theres no need for us to feel pity or sorry for him

This nigga just need to take a bath and thats all
Holy shit nigga just go out in the rain or something

>Ignore Reddit, they come to this place like it's a zoo.
>There are people in that thread that seems sympathetic towards your state so it's not all bad
>you really need to take better care of yourself friend
>I'm really fucking mad i missed that thread

Well then take it as a wake up call and get yourself together.

If you're in that state you obviously need some outside help. You're struggling badly and there's no shame in admitting it. You are a human being and i believe in you user :)

You still have foreskin user, you get know what true pleasure is like.

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That's actually pretty sad that you're like that. Hope you figure your life out bro.

>666
even satan is worried about you bro

we're under reddit surveillance 24/7, crustanon. It was obvious this was going to happen. At least you're still user

Don't you have a house party to go to?
Doing some ketamine?