ITT: Post something true about yourself that is very hard to believe

ITT: Post something true about yourself that is very hard to believe

No lying. Only true facts about yourself, or something you've experienced. Stuff nobody would normally believe if you just casually told them.

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I once saved an autistic kid from a burning car by punching through the window with my naked fist.

Everyone was very impressed.

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I murdered two people when I was ten, in Minecraft obviously.

I had a threesome with two thicc milfs after meeting them in a bar. Their tits were literally bigger than my head, and they were into smothering/facesitting.

One of them was taller than me to. Shit was so hot.

I like walking.

I (male) got groomed by my aunt. She moved away a few years ago but has come back now. I may be older but Im kind of scared of confronting her about it or just letting it go

This might or might not also be why I have always been scared of girls

I used to get paid to kill people. The guy that told me who to kill and paid me to do it was/is a legit police officer. (I live in a shitty SEA country)

I had a partner at first who would help me out on these jobs, and he was a former cop too. The people we killed together were supposedly all criminals, like drug dealers or gang members. As I got the hang of it, I got my cousin and my friend from school to help me out, and we shared the money between us.

The three of us did this in like 3-4 different cities, moving to a different temporary spot after we got a good couple of people. It's crazy cause we weren't even slick about it, we'd just roll up on moped or motorcycles most the time and shoot them in broad daylight and casually drive off. This was like 3 years ago tho, I stopped doing all that.

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i went through 4 years of crippling amphetamine/cocaine addiction. somehow managed to hide it from most of the people closest to me. at some point couldnt keep up on my job so switched from software engineering to a customer support job and the only thing that kept me from going literally homeless was the fact that i speak 2 foreign languages so was able to bounce through call centers, also luck that i didnt die at some point.

2 years sober now and still trying to peace my previous life together

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Either that I'm not gay or that I kissed a girl

ive seen a lot of people talking about how a real man fucks a lot of women or is jacked as hell, but that there is the most chad thing ive heard