*jumps onto your bed in the morning*

i hate cats
i have a 125 point scale for assessing potential friends and mates and cat owner is an immediate -200

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This is Youtube monkey baby torture tier. You're definitely autistic.

and you definitely smell like cat ass so point for me

Cats are much better than a woman
Less complaining

baby monkey torture is based, but hating cats certainly isnt.

>Choosing women or cats
I'll take the cat

thats only because dogs are seen as more masculine, faggot. sure if all you want is a brainless stacy who only wants 10/10 le ebic muscle chad

My cat is a treasure to me, it meows to me and cuddles when no one else would talk or touch me. I decided to emotionally over invest in a pet because women don't want me anyway and I therefore have no hope of having kids of my own. It will be around for the next 10-15 years of my life and I welcome every second.

Even if I did enter the digital cesspool I would rather superficial women get weeded out in such a manner. My cat is my best and only friend, its presence is not negotiable.

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Damn he's cool

I don't own a cat. Point for me.

All animals are innocent in nature, the torture of any animal is cringe. If baby monkeys make you seethe, seek a therapist.