>Get back to your airplane seat
>See this
Wat do?
Get back to your airplane seat
Anthony Phillips
Nicholas Ramirez
walk over her leg and throw the blanket onto her
David Murphy
>ignore her legs
>not a leg guy, "why the fuck do legs turn people on?" i think to myself
>eyes widen
>the passport is Israeli
>lean over
>"m-ma'aam- I.."
>she stares
>"we-well, ..y-you're a..um.."
>staring intensely now
>"y-you're a nigger.."
>she starts screaming
>I start screaming
>release bowels
>relax all facial muscles
>start banging on her chair like a gorilla
>pick her up by the stupid fucking bun and thrash around
>do an alligator deathroll before sending her flying out the airlock
>take her seat
All in a days work..
Kayden James
Forget the slut the the real pleasure here is airplane seats that actually allow you to stretch your legs.
Zachary Sanchez
>Wat do?
be my girlfriend!! snickers nefariously /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works, i'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and i'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' crosses fingers and gulps s-so.. adjusts collar and looks firmly what do oyu sasy to my proposal? waits patiently
Elijah Bell
decapitate that bitch
Cooper Thomas
Hey old lady we can all smell your cunt from across the aisle
Elijah Price
With what? You cant bring weapons into a plane
Brandon Price
BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE
Benjamin Miller
Why did you type all this out, is this a bot?
Its so incredibly bad and makes no sense, not even in an xdrandum kind of way. Its kind of sad
Ryan Walker
>could you move?
What else
Ryder Brooks
Do what my friends kid did yesterday on the bus give her the finger and whip out your dick
Easton Ortiz
Ask her where she got her dress from, get hit on by the handsome flight attendant, and do coke in the bathroom.
Nathaniel Moore
just be comp;lealty normla ans hit on her on flight pof coursee thanks though i cant wait to get on a cheap flight in a few days or weeks thanks
ill just think abou tthis instead of the state of the world
Leo Walker
Too hard for the normalfag to comprehend anything that is not covered in the media and on television huh? Gtfo my board inbred
Adrian Morales
jump on or kick
Jacob Gonzalez
This is a bot thread, there has been a massive increase of bot threads on this website. Reconsider bumping this thread.
Nolan Watson
>"Hey, could I scoot by? That's my seat."
>Go about my regular day and not salivate over the bitch cause I'm just here to fly home.
David Gonzalez
Honestly can't tell if it's a dude or not.
Hunter Jenkins
shit on the seat next to her
Dylan Jackson
How can you tell? Are they letting GPT3 loose on image boards or what?