Secrets Thread: No LARPing Edition

Gay

I'm not sure if my father is my actual father he's black and I'm white and my sister is also white should I be concerned

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You should kill him

First girlfriend ever had weird conversations with me about her family and nudist colonies, talks about how her mom always wanted to "normalize sexuality" so that her kids wouldn't be ashamed.

One day we were having sex under her covers when her brother walked in. We stopped and hid it, and he sat down to watch TV in her room on the floor.

My girl smiled at me, and then slowly started moving again. Soon we were right back to fucking. Her bro just turned and watched us until we finished, then didn't flinch when she walked across the room butt naked to clean up in the bathroom.

She laughed about it later and said she knew he'd jack off later thinking about it and she was just fucking with him... but eventually she admitted they had fucked a few times in their early teens at the colony when her mom left them alone to go flirt with guys. Only girl I've ever known who admitted to incest.

Was your first girlfriend River Phoenix’s sister??

You have to kill him. He murdered your real father and the children after. You must slay him and avenge your father.

No idea who that is lol

Fucking zoomer normie

movie star who was dead before you were born, probably.

Also, hippies are fucking weird.

My sister and i are secretly dating.

I find myself stuck right now not sure what the fuck to do. I've always been depressed and miserable, but lately with covid, and being unemployed since october, and the political situation this country is under...
Honestly every morning I wake up feeling like I should just grab a bunch of kitchen knives and cash and walk out the door. Become a drifting serial killer and just start murdering people based off of some... sign from god or something. To impart some mercy and give people release from the misery of living.

It's not only of course, the fact that I'm not quite /that/ crazy that stops me, but also, fuck that's a lot of work. And it's cold out. And a gun would be so much better.

But it's not always that cold out.
And if you get the drop on someone who owns a gun with a knife, suddenly you have a gun too.
And everything always sucked, so maybe I am that crazy.

Then the thoughts clear, I eat my fucking breakfast, and I go back to watching cartoons on the god damned couch for the fourth fucking month in a row.

green text now

I have a Dab Forums gold account

Prove it

Kek

Yeah girls usually dont like talking about who they've fucked..

Thanks for the explanation! And yeah they were weird in so many other ways... that was just the most shocking lol

Except for whores. And even then, they usually gotta be pretty vapid whores.

Yep

Ironically, the same applies to men. But we tolerate, even encourage vapidity and whoring from men.

Pretty stupid double standards, considering women are much more enjoyable whores.

I only know one guy who brags about the amount of bitches he goes through. Nobody I know likes him..men and women included

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>be me
>8 years old
>parents both working
>bedtime bath
>uncle taking me a bath
>starts touching my ding dong
>boner.jpg
>"you like that user? feel good huh?"
>scared but lets his keep playing with it
>starts to suck it
>feelsgood.jpg
>"I knew you would like it."
>turns me around
>licks asshole
>diamonds
>I let out a small moan
>"Damn you are a little fag"
>Starts to finger me
>Hurts a little because of his nail
>Lets him anyways
>Reaches around and strokes my little cock
>Eventually he starts taking off his clothes
>Edges me while doing it
>I feel weird and super horny
cont.

You've been looking at too much Futanari. Futa is not real. It's a perverted cartoon notion of hermaphrodism.

>Futa is not real.
Yet.
I for one look forward to our genetically engineered futa overlords.

Autogynephilia is the real drive--the real motive--behind the notion of what people are calling transgenderism. It isn't that they really think that they're females in a male bodies. It's that they become sexually excited by the notion of themselves as females. It's a purely sexual thing until "understanding" parents encourage their false notion of being a female "trapped" in a male body to the point that they begin to believe it. Then it becomes a psycho-sexual disorder.

What user is talking about is hermaphrodism, having both male and female genitals.

You are retarded and know nothing of science.

>"Your gonna be my bitch for tonight"
>Picks me up soaking wet and throws me on my bed
>Scared at this point
>Starts eating my ass again
>"You want to make me feel good too? Its only fair"
>I say nothing
>Puts his cock in my mouth
>Hard gag
>"Shut the fuck up"
>Starts to whimper and moan
>He goed deeper
>I throw up only water
>Turns around and slaps me
>"You need to learn how to suck better"
>Im sobbing at this point
>Starts to stick his tounge in my mouth
>"There? Did that shut you up?"
>Gets back into 69 position, him on top
>He puts his big hairy ass on my face
>I do nothing
>"Eat it like Im eating you"
>Proceeds to eat his hairy man ass
>I start to gag again and notice I need to pee
>I get scared to pee in his mouth and I tell him I need to pee
>"Pee in my mouth"
>confused.jpg
>Does it anyway
>Uncle collects pee in mouth and turns around
>Spits in all over my face and sheets/
>"You fucken slut your gonna make me bust"
>Starts to jerk fat cock in my face
>"Play witu your dick too user"
>Does as he says
>He cums on my face
>I have dry orgasim
>"You better not tell anyone what happened or I will An Hero"
>I stay silent
>Confused scared and hurt
>Changes my sheets and put on my PJs
>Puts on his clothes
>Parents home after couple of hours
>Ask why is smells like pee
>Uncle says I wet the bed
>They buy it
>I say nothing
>Happens every Wednesday night they work until 15

I let my dog lick my mouth. At first I was disturbed by it, now I dont mind it, but I'll stop if my mouth starts getting sore from his rough tongue. When everyone leaves the house, the dog immediately starts searching for me throughout the house to start licking my mouth. His mouth initially tasted foul, but now I cant taste anything from there. But Im not sure its because his breath isnt bad anymore or because Ive adjusted to it

I can't decide if you're worse or better than that copypasta with the asslicking dog poster. I'm thinking worse.

>be me 19 closeted faggot
>about 6'10 140lbs
>live in a crappy small town and cant get laid
>move to vig city for UNI
>still cant get laid
>decides to try a gay dating site
>after a few days of chating around I find a guy
>skinny, nice body, big cock
>we get to chatting he wants to come over
>je wants to come over because 16 and living with parrents, whatever I dont mind, his cock looks more than that
>I buy some booze and he comes over to my dorm
>he comes over we have a few drunks and talk abou som BS
> am nervous as fuck, hes not says hes does this a lot
>"so user, will you suck my cock already?"
>the way he said that made me instand diamonds
>get on my knees and pull his pants down
>biguncutcockinmyface.gif
>start slowly licking the whole shaft and playing with his balls
>he tells me to suck it so I put my lips around the tip of his cock l, suck and swirl my tongue aroun the head
> pelrecumtastesok.jpeg
>slowly start sucking and bobing my head on his cock as he moans quietly
>I try to deepthroat him but I choke toi much just before hes balls deep
>after a gew minutes if me sucking and choking on his cock he tells me to stop
>I stop and undress
>we het on the bed and I go on all four
>he lubes me up and fingers my hole a little
>then he pop his cock in
>too fast.jpeg
>I gasp from the pain and he asks me If he should stop
>nah, I say just slow down a little
>he continues slowly fucking me untill I relax
>after a while the pain subsides and I moan a little
>he picks up speed and start to push my head down
>after a while hes basicaly fucking me ass up face down
>he pulls out and tells me to get on my back
>I do and he fucks me with my legs in his shoulders
>he keeps fucking me an I am loving it
>finaly he rams it in and pumps my ass full of cum
>he finishes me off with his hans with his cock still in my ass and I cum buckets all over myself.
>we clean up and he says he needs to go home but wants to meet again

Mfw now got a young guy fetish.
Pic is him now

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eugh, that sounds 100x worse. Its extremely rare to get sick from a dog licking you. but asslicking... no way.

Dream on, Don Quixote! --
Or should I say "Donna Quixote"?

When I was 16 I took the v of a 10yo girl and we were fuck buddies for a while

I honestly feel like I have nothing to look forward to other than doing drugs that I don’t know how to get. I just can’t seem to enjoy life for some reason

Killed my abusive father with nightshade poison i made when i was 12. No one knew that it was my fault

I killed a friend. I sometimes post about it in these threads because it's self-punishment and helps relieve some of the guilt.

I'm dating a fat chick I met online from multiple states away and she's a fucking cancerous demon of a person. I hope I end up killing myself soon as my situation with her is a microcosm of my shitty life.

Definitely worse. Dogs eat shit, including cat shit--one of the foulest things a dog can eat. To let a dog lick your mouth is inviting infections from all kinds of organisms that normally would never enter a human mouth.

If your mouth is getting sore, it's from the bacteria in the dog's mouth, not from his tongue. Compared to a cat's tongue, a dog's tongue is smooth.

Frankly I don't believe a word you wrote. I think you just made it up for the shock value.

Troll harder next time.

I love to degrade my sister in public and in private

I made my girlfriend suck off a virgin friend of mine as a way to thank him for helping me with a few classes

Accidentally what a whole coke bottle?

Nice user, at least someone else here knows the true value of women.

When I was 9 my friend who lived 2 doors up the street had a 7 year-old sister we would take turns fucking, sometimes tag-team. I wish my dick was still as sensitive as it was back then, the sting was amazing. Wish I could see her again and fuck the way we used to.

Think hes still using her?

He was never violent with her, but I'm sure he could've become more aggressive after puberty. She just did what he wanted. Once I asked her if what I was doing hurt, she nodded but when I stopped she tried to keep going and I didn't think anything of it at the time.

Well she clearly knew her true value, its good he didn't have to get violent tho.

Haha. I know this is bait, but I'll use this opportunity to teach us anons:

1) A dog's mouth bacteria is actually harmless (and they dont make your mouth sore, a dog's tongue is that powerful!). The vast majority of foreign bacteria a dog picks up is handled by your immune system.

2) Dogs avoid their own shit. They dont like stepping on it, or eating it. Eating shit is abnormal behavior, so take them to the vet.

She was more valuable than just being a my whore. But yeah, I did keep her in her place pretty well. I really miss that slut

I accidentally stole a bag of M&M's from my school cafeteria

Well yeah you shouldn't treat your slut like shit so long as they know their place.

Oh shit, nobody fuck with this guy

wacky boys bro

was it the hike?

Im 23yo and have fucked around 20 shemales. Some were as beautiful as models. Even dated one that was in love with me for a couple months but had to cut it off due to me being DL and realizing that i should spend my life with a women.. Been with 5 women. This site turned me into a tranny addict.

I disagree, i think some dogs genuinely love the taste of shit. I used to work at dog daycare and I swear to God this one dog would legit just sit outside all day and wait for other dogs to come and shit out a snack.

When the parents come to pick up their muts we'd always give them a treat before handing them off - this dude comes to pick up his dog and I go to give him a treat, and the dude goes "no treats please, i have him on a strict diet"

>>bro, 5min ago I saw your dog eating shit out of another dogs ass, he can handle a treat

I miss Donald Trumps playful hyperbole and I'm not even American and I'm on the left.

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oof. I'd tell that owner his dog is eating shit. It's usually a symptom of a deeper problem.

Saw my neighbor's dog doing that, told them. They took the dog to the vet & weeks later it was resolved

I have never fapped on account of having major phimosis, gonna kill my in like a year or two so it doesn't really matter anyway. I'm 23

The whole bottle

Any difference in feeling? Was always curious what trap felt like vs. girls.

>4::1 faggot ratio.
>This site turned you that way
Have you not realized you've always been a faggot, and you will always be a faggot?

I like to share my personal, private sex stories so people can jack off to them eben though there is places like nifty.org full of degenerate sex stories

Here is one:

> was 7yo
> played with my boner
> felt good.avi

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Woah

Holy shit

tell more

Dogs absolutely eat shit. They just don't usually eat their own shit. (usually).
While it can be a sign of ill health, it can also be a pragmatic thing if it's a bitch eating her pups shit, or if there's anxiety about that shit being... just... there. (This is why you shouldn't rub your dogs nose in shit). Or if they need to hide it for some reason.

But they'll eat other animals shit just because that, to a dog, is delicious.

This is why dogs don't get a fucking say in where the family goes out to eat.

I was in CP when I was a kid in the 80's

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I'd kill myself too

>1) A dog's mouth bacteria
Is diseased enough you have to clean that shit thoroughly out when bitten or risk losing the fucking limb or dying.
You're confusing how toxic your own mouth is as a hostile environment for foreign bacteria with your immune response.
>2) Dogs avoid their own shit.
This is mostly true. Mostly.

I've been lying to my dad about my "improvement" as a person. I've always had a rocky relationship with him up until now. I was sent to a theraputic boarding school in Fuckass, Utah for nearly an entire year. After I had left I was already 18 with a brand spanking new autism diagnoses and I went from one program to another. I live at a JobCorps now and now I actually have access to the internet, and my own computer at that. All that time working through porn addiction? Gone. All that depression and nihilism I worked to minimize? Back at it again. Ritalin that actually made me enjoy things lile they used to be because I could actually keep focused and interested? Not allowed in a government facility since it's a schedule 2 drug. I've been lying about damn near everything. I'm going to be afraid to even look him in the eyes and lie to him more. My trust with him before Utah was already shatterd and impossible to piece together. I love my father, and I don't want to lose everything all over again. He probably already knows I'm lying to him over the phone anyways. I've been lying to him for years and he's already memorized my pattern; even then I can't stop doing it. Its probably why he'll never let me stay with him for extended periods of time. Guy's a devoted Jehovah's Witness and I swore to not overstep his boundaries anymore, but that's an entire different can of worms in it of itself.
I've had this on my mind for over a year, probably not as bad as most of the stuff in this thread but it's good to get it off my chest.

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Oh they can for sure (for other animals). I'll let them sniff it from a distance.

when we get home, I clean their paws just to make sure heh. Even I have limits on cleanliness

Lmao standard procedure was to just constantly keep a look out and stop them in the act. When the owners ask "how were they?", always say "they were suuuuch a good boy/girl"

After a year of working there i noticed that the most popular brand of shit came from Great Danes. Probably bc they were fed raw food. Exxtra nutritious ca-ca

Do you do the normal dating stuff? Restaurants, day trips, etc? Or is it just sex?

Same, I researched boyvids at the time, cp site, too see if the porn was public after seeing news articles claiming "cp" was something

i once jerked off to furry cp because i wondered what it felt like.
i added cub to my blacklist the day after that.

How do either of you feel about cp as a thing these days?

I am far left wing but secretly hate Indian and pakistanis. All my friends think im this anti racist commie, which i suppose i am moslty. Got no problem with blacks or eastern europeans. I just want those muslim paki bastards to fuck off. Oh and jews, i hate jews.

I got info from the police after reporting what happened when I was a kid confirming what they tell everyone already.

When she says or does stupid shit its a lot of putting her down, spanking, flicking her nose, hand chop to her head, using a spray bottle to spray her face. Stuff like that.

When I was 15 I was dating this girl. Her sister was 9 and had a massive crush on me, sister knew and laughed about it, thought it was just harmless. One day when I was at gf's house, gf went out for an hour or so, 9 y/o sister walks in and sits next to me. She tells me she "loves me" and that she wants to do with me what I do with her sister (referring to one time when she walked in on us fucking). I was a stupid horny teenager so I went along with it, we fucked 3 times total and she didn't seem to enjoy the sex that much but she was excited that it was happening nonetheless. I hate myself for doing it and regret it every day, but I'd by lying if I didn't have the occasional guilty wank while thinking about it

go to a doctor, it's not exactly the most complicated problem to fix

I fucked my cousin last year and I wank thinking about it a lot

Feel? Should be legal. So many kids have done stuff on camera and feel weird when older.

Criminal justice system is biased towards dudes.

Obviously kidfy diddling is rude but everyone is a mammal.

Female kiddy diddlers ( had experience with both) are let off.

Gay people have to self repress and bringing down boyvids was bad.

Sorry.

I went down on my 9 year old sister when I was 16

Tho that's only if people are around..

Not quite sure what you mean. They told you or you told them, or... what. But it doesn't sound like you're too happy about it.
Don't be sorry.
For the most part it's just harder to find people with relevant opinions on the subject. Everyone has opinions, of course, but unless they've been subjected to it, maybe they shouldn't just fuck the fuck down.

It’s okay to do whatever you need to do to protect yourself, just thought I’d say that in case you feel bad about lying. Might be good to look up some resources for family of cult members, in case you haven’t already.

I mean this genuinely, user. No Dab Forumstard shit.

I suck Tiddies

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My wife has a onlyfans any questions?

did you cum inside her?
how old was her sister?

I'm fine with it, the police don't go after users of CP. They said this publicly in the news and admitted to owning CP websites in the news.

I don't care tbh.

You ever stop and ask yourself that maybe the reason why you're so fucked up is BECAUSE of your dad? Jehovahs witness is on par with scientology when it comes to the psychological trauma it inflicts on it's practitioners and their children.
Living in fear and constantly repressing your emotions isn't ideal for your mental health. Humans aren't wired that way.

My entire dad's side of the family is Jehovah's Witness. He originally left when he was 15 but rejoined in 2012 after he severely fucked up his life, gaining 4 children, with two of them being from different mothers entirely; me being one of them. I hardly doubt that anything can change his mind at this point, especially because of the fact that he finally got married to someone despite the fact they had only known each other for three months at that point. They fought at least once or twice when I came over for a visit. But after my mom died and with most of my family friends decided I wasn't fit to live on my own due to my then habits, I moved in with them. They eventually separated for a month or two, and I remember my father being such a wreck that I wanted to humor him and go to one of their Kingdom Hall meetings, but even then he was so out of it that he skipped it entirely. It was depressing as fuck, but it also gave me a glimmer of hope that my dad would eventually rediscover his own path in life and leave. But they got back together two months later, we're happy for a bit, and because we lived in Paradise, CA in 2018 our house burnt down in the Camp Fire, we lost everything, tbe fighting started back up again, and at the point I was improving the most I spiraled back down again. My dad is wholeheartedly dependent on JWs to finction properly, it's the saddest thing in the world because I'm afraid that one day the Watchtower Organization is going to instruct everyone to off themselves and my dad and stepmother would follow suit.

>I'm fine with it, the police don't go after users of CP.
In my experience that's not strictly true. It's one of the things cops of every level from country bumpkin rural city cops, to staties, to federal inevitably get brought out into the light to make themselves look better. As it's considered not just a crime, but bordering on a crime against nature and humanity to boot? They can flat out say "we're the good guys, and look at how much you need us to protect you from *this!*" as they march out the next acceptable generic villain.
I'm not saying they go after every single one they can. I am saying they don't exactly turn a blind eye unless you're connected or rich. And even then there's always gonna be some ambitious sumabitch looking to make a career off you.
>I don't care tbh.
That's an interesting take, to me. I get putting it away and just not putting any more of yourself into it, I suppose, but with all the noise coming from the agendas, I figure people exploited to produce it would get washed in one color or the other, instead of just shrugging an indifference.

I like posting pics of my ass and my gf doesn't know

Secretly gay or nah?

My dad is trying to get some outside help for his mental health since his congregation is a lot more relaxed with that kind of thing, but I'm afraid that this help is going to tell him something he doesn't want to hear and turn away from them in favor of spiritual guidance. My aunt had recently tried to commit suicide because of all the shit piling up in her life being a devout JW as well. And on top of that my absolute bitch of a little cousin kept pestering her and treating her like shit; she's also a JW. I just want them to fucking realize that the main source of their problems isn't Satan or the powers that be, its not even God. It the people who bolster themselves up to say they're second in command of God's kingdom and effectively ruin the lives of everyone below bwcause they know they can get away with anything. Its a goddamn travesty.

I like the idea of men jerking off to my ass, but i would never have sex with a man so idk

What about jerking off onto/into your ass?

Jerking off onto my ass is as far as i would go

No, we used a condom. She had gone through puberty and there was no way I was gonna risk impregnating a 9 year old girl. My girlfriend was 15 (same as me at the time) if that's what you're asking, gf's sister was 9

So she didn't tell anyone?
If so, impressive

Back when I was in college my roommate invited me to his parents cabin with a bunch of other friends for a few days.

It was his 20st birthday and one of the 3 nights his 15yo brother also came there.

So the evening progressed as usual, everyone got drunk and at around 3am it was just me and the lil bro awake.

He was kinda flirty the whole evening but I didnt really pay it much mind just thought he was joking and being a brat and all, but when it was just the 2 of us he started getting handsy and straight up said he wanted me to fuck him.

I was a bit shocked, but I was drunk so I agreed. Had a bit of a vodka dick so I told him he had to get me hard first so he sucked my cock and deffinetly knew what he was doing because he sucked like a pro.

Once he got me hard he got on all 4 and I just went to town on his ass pushing his face into the bed.

He squirmed a lot at first but i just held him down and fucked his little ass untill I came.

you need physical workout bro

My dog used to eat shit. Mother fucker stuck licked my finger and it smelled my i put my finger straight into shit

Take some LSD

Kind regards,

Your doctor

moar

My cousin introduced me to porn when i was about 4 or 5 years old. The first time, he popped in a VHS and i got weirded out so i was going to leave and chill outside without any intention of telling anyone what happened.
>pulls out gun.jpg
It was a bb gun but i didnt really know the difference at the time.
He has a laser on it and aimed it at my head telling me to sit down and watch. I cry thinking I'm going to die, he shoots off to the side and i see a hole in the wall. I sit down and watched and got a boner. Started having precum but i was confused on why... weird thing is he never tried to touch me really only once in the pool he kinda jerked me off to show me how to masturbate but nothing else. I didn't find it arousing or anything and didnt get a boner. To this day i have no idea what his intention was. Every here and there i contemplate on finding him and murdering him for corrupting me so young.

He physically/mentally abused me by beating me, shooting me with bb guns and more. Everytime i would do something he didnt like he'd play the heart strings telling me we're family. He'd make me crawl or dance in front of his friends and just all out humiliate me. I would want to hang out with him because i was an only child and didn't really know what a healthy friendship/relationship is. It's messed with my confidence but i live a pretty normal life now. I think i would have made it further if he never existed but i still have the rest of my life to go so there's that

hate to say it but.. theres no hope for your dad & stepmother.

Its not an uncommon thing to see, and usually they wont "rediscover" their path without psychotherapy

Any luck finding it?

my 30yr old daughter came on to me last night

this is a very bad idea, never do LSD while having a hard time in your head :/ im seriuos user, dont be stupid

I've been wanting to fuck my gfs younger sister. Theres about a 9 year age difference. For a while she was kinda flirty with my. We play this little game were she smacks my ass and i smack hers back but now we dont see each other much. A part of my feels guilty but she is a hot piece of ass and she knows it.
Kinda unsure about how to seal the deal though.

Last year I won 55 million dollars in my state lottery. I haven't told 1 person in my family that I won. I haven't even quit my job. Nobody knows that I am a multimillion dollar lottery winner. I dont want anyone begging me for money.

You can only blame Authority Figures so much. Sure, they're definitely part of the problem. The rhetoric, arbitrary judgments/proclamations, and Authoritative veneer all serves to maintain the status quo. But at the end of the day, you can't just separate the person from their actions. Case in point: you, your dad, and your aunt have all been negatively affected by this fucked up religion, and yet your cousin is completely dispassionate to this. The fact that it's not just you that feels like something is seriously wrong with your religion, and the fact that your cousin has no problem abusing her mother (presumably) in the name of her beliefs, suggests that is isn't actually the Elders faults but the character of the individual (maybe also Intelligence).

Like if you can see that something's morally problematic, despite having been told all your life that it's the right way of viewing the world, then clearly there's something about it thats wrong. And for those that act as if it's perfectly okay, either they're completely deluded or they themselves are morally corrupt.

prove it

That’s true for most people. Even if I’m in a bad mood or my life is sucking even more than usual, I trip and it actually helps me change my mood. I get happier and start to think it’s not so bad, I’m tripping nuts so at that moment life is good. I try to carry that feeling when my trip is done. Works for me but I’m an experienced doser.

Pull your cock out, bitch. Bitches love when you do that shit.

listen to this guy.
I tripped during a really bad time in my life and experienced a living nightmare for 12 hours straight. there is no calming down.

I own a printing company. I was hired to mass produce completed ballots all voting for Biden. I estimate that I manufactured around 750,000 ballots all voting for Biden. I was instructed exactly how to do it. Was paid for each ballot I produced.

>I’m an experienced doser
this

My first time was similar but I was 19 he was 17, very hot story. I grew up super religious in the country, the guy I met was a HS wrestler mixed, very hot, and very quiet. We got really high, watched basketball, and he put my hand down his sweats. We were both so nervous, when he got hard though I was running my hand up and down it, he was so big and he told me he had never been so horny. He ended up pulling my cock out, I was still soft, and instantly got hard. He asked me if he could take my clothes off, he got me naked and I told him to do the same. He was insanely cut, and had the biggest bubble butt. He layed on top of me, and grinded on me, and he asked me if I was curious to do more. I said I wasn’t gay but kissing sounded good, he asked if I had alcohol, we did shots and made out. My roommate was coming home at 1, it was almost 12:45, he asked if he could just stay the night, we went to my room locked the door And put music on. He was really drunk, asked me if I’d fucked a girl before. I told him 3 times, he said he’d only been with 1. I told him I was shocked, and he asked me if I was gonna try to fuck him, I said I didn’t think I could take him, he told me to try topping. I didn’t have condoms or lube, I grabbed baby oil, oiled his ass up, and just started sliding it in. He asked if we were really fucking, and if I was gonna go raw, I said I wanted to, and he said I’d have to make it happen, he didn’t want to do it at first, but after a few minutes of forcing it in he got into it

thats my boy! never tell anyone. no one. not a single soul. not even your partner, or your dog. no one.

Holy fucking shit this is not even remotely fucking cool. This shit hurts to read.

Im single. Wife left me 4 years ago for a woman. Lol. She lives in Texas and she has no power. Karma. I also have no children. Lol

less to worry about lol

One time the entire family was in the living room watching a movie and we had a bed out there. I was fingering my gf under the sheets with everyone there and got kinda hard. She stopped me and her little sister lays on down in between my legs and put her head right on my halfie. I thought it was an accident so i moved it to the other side and she moved her head on it and kinda moved her head around. It took everything in my power to not put her under the sheets and throat fuck her right there. Her mom and other sisters were there though so the opportunity was wasted

I purchased a new truck and a new snowmobile. Nothing that would draw attention to myself. I have watched the lotto winners documentaries. I dont want people coming to my house or calling my phone begging for money. I also do want women pretending they like me just to get close to the money.

Sounds like you have zero experience with psychedelics. First of all, you can easily get yourself out of thought looks by changing your environment (either switching up the music or going outside if your inside/viceversa). Second, bad trips are typically the most enlightening. Ergo theres no such thing as a bad trip. Sometimes you need to get punched in the face with all the shit you've been intentionally ignoring in order to get your shit together

No we don’t. Stop pushing your agenda on here no one cares. No one is encouraging vapidity or whoring in men. Whores are whores, vapid idiots are vapid idiots

Grow a pair. The majority of people on here were molested as children. And the majority of the people here that were molested still jack/schlick themselves to then memories every night

>Second, bad trips are typically the most enlightening. Ergo theres no such thing as a bad trip. Sometimes you need to get punched in the face with all the shit you've been intentionally ignoring in order to get your shit together
100% correct. This guy knows.

It’s 2006 and I’m a horny dumbass 15 year old.

I convince my 14yr old gf to let me cum on her face because I only ever watched milfhunter at that time and every video ended in a facial.

She agrees and lets me take a pic “as a souvenir” because she says she’ll only let me do it once.

I feel like a boss and can’t help bragging to ‘friends’ at school. A couple of them convince me to send the pic via MSN. I do and they agree to keep it to themselves.

Fast forward to early 2010’s and I’m jerking to galleries on a porn site. The pic pops up and I immediately blow my load and feel horrified.

I’ve been DMCA’ing it for years, but it always pops back up. I don’t think she knows about it.

The idealized man is absolutely a whore. Ideas such as " a man is not a virgin " have perpetuated through the ages. Hell, cultural norms assume men are sex driven serial cheaters, and that it's just the way it is. You simply aren't being honest if you think the behavior encouraged in men wouldn't be villeinage as whorish in women.
And at least in modern era, men are encouraged to be inarticulate, bland, and indistinguishably interchangeable so that we might exploit them as another cog in the machine. If that's not vapid...

Well, I guess you can go back to pretending everyone else is an npc and you're some sort of ubermench above us all. But that still leaves the reality of a social double standard of tolerance and encouragement of behavioral traits in one that are discouraged and shamed in the other.

>back from shift work, gf not as slutty as she used to be
>been on and off dick since young, definitely more slutty for dick than most women
>found a hung young cock Grdinr
>told her i was leaving to pick up something
> go to his place, expecting to just blow him
>get there, he wanted to fool around in his living room
>we get naked, go right to his big dick. Deep throat, let him fuck it
>huge cock craving, ask him can we fuck
> hes definitely down, im on his lap, grinding on his wet cock
>cock drunk now, moaning...'are you clean' - "yes"
>grab his cock, sit down on it, ride it like a slut
>go full cock slut for him, going wild for his dick til he explodes in me
>cleanup, go home, chill with the gf
>fuck he doggy hard that night

try to keep cock craving down, but im definfitely a little addicted to sex, anddick is just fun, "less" cheating

can we see it?!

"Trust the drugs" - best advice I've ever gotten.
It'll be over eventually. Ride the wave. Don't try to control the trip. If you get bad vibes, acknowledge it and guide yourself away from it, don't spend too much time trying to comprehend it. It'll be over eventually. Let yourself be in Awe of your altered state of perception

>dubs checked
I would have just put my cock in her mouth. I wouldn’t be able to help it. I would have whispered in her ear to meet me in the bathroom. I would have her suck my dick before I bent her over the tub. I understand why you didn’t but I don’t have that kind of control when my dick is hard.

Exactly, I explain it to others as it’s like a rollercoaster just lay back and enjoy the ride. You will come down just ride the snake. Every time you trip you learn something about yourself. Just like the American Indians, ect ,used them for spiritual journeys. Expand your mind and never fear to learn who you really are.

Oh shit you reminded me of something.

When I was 21 my girls mom asked me to fix up their old family computer that had died a few years back, as she had loads of digital camera family pics from the 2000’s on there.

All I did was take the HDD out and put it in my PC and all the files were still there. I went snooping in my girlfriend and her sisters Windows accounts while I was there and found nudes they’d taken along with MSN chat logs with various guys through high school. That shit was wild.

I am open and honest with people and data miners because I think they know my innermost secrets more than I do

He had such a tight ass, and after he got loosed up he started moaning hard, and he started talking dirty, and asked me if it was worth trying a black guy for my first time, I said it was the best sex I’d ever had and ended up cumming in him. Afterwards I gave him head, he blew a nut down my throat, and then we cuddled made out, and fucked again before we went to bed. I had church the next morning and he came with me, then I took him home, his parents were gone, so we hung out at his place and hooked up til they got home. Eventually he did top me several times, he was too big too really get used to but he was so hot it was worth it.

"I realize today that nothing in the world is more distasteful to a man than to take the path that leads to himself" - Demian, Hermann Hesse

I’ve cheated on my gf 5 times on Grindr, I know how it goes..

I’ve been drinking like crazy and my head is beyond totally fucked right now. REALLY REALLY FUCKED! It’s bad. I need to stop.

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Pussy is best but a cock is fun to play with sometimes. I like to dominate men. Have them suck my dick and me fuck their ass until I cum in them.

Fuck that got me hard reading that. Have a 16 Yr old pounding ur ass, fucking hell..

Nope

>Sting

Uhh... what the fuck does this mean?

Cursed image but I know what you mean. I'm the same. Shit was funny.

You can still jack off you retard. I had it for close to a decade and would still jack off at least twice a day.

We're opposites. I'm also very left but I can't stand niggers. I used to not be racist against them but they're so fucking whiny and cry over everything now. I wish they would shut the fuck up already.

Interesting, have you ever been with a guy that was equally as dominant?

Found my parents sex tape. Ask me anything about it...

God you wine like a nigger

Something fucked up happened in my town at the turn of the Century
A shit load of highschool and even a few middle school girls got pregnant, and a bunch of them by older men. Including my mom.

I like to ride my gf dildo's when im alone, she has a double ended one that she uses to fill her pussy and ass at the same time, its 16" long and I can usually fit a good 10/11"
Been close to having someone ride me before a couple of times but never happened, masturbate a few times a week thinking about it..

I like to switch it up I’m vers and totally agree, I’ve been with a lot of discreet guys with gfs, it’s a great release.

well describe it

How many times have u watched it and jerked off to it?
What turned u on most, ur dads cock?

Nah not even close

Used to watch it maybe 3/4 times a week. When I knew I’d be home alone for like half an hour at least. Turned me on most was my mum playing with herself and also her sucking dick

Based and redpilled.

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I personally prefer it If I’m trying to bottom.

U copy it, still have access to it?

Screenshot of it

i jacked off in math class one time in school right at the front row, i used my jacket to cover my movements and leaned all the way back in my chair. unfortunately (or fortunately as the clean up would've been super difficult mid class) didn't get to finish as it was too stressful

No it was on one of those mini camcorder tapes. Tried transferring it to dvd once but never got it to work. Think they got rid of it thinking the tape had broken but it was actually the cam corded that was broken. I still check for the tape every now and again though just incase they’ve hidden it somewhere else

wtf is a nightshade poison

Was it 1 scene or lots? Did u see a lot of ur mum, u look at her different after seeing it?

Implying niggerism is a race.

I've never found a switch who was willing to wrestlefuck. Winner tops the loser. But god damned has that always been the fantasy. Assuming it's a close competitor anyway. Otherwise just begin thrown around by a rough fucking power top zangif motherfucker is... a different sort of fantasy all together

I once systematically turned a group of coworkers against each other because I was salty towards the institution.

Just 1 scene of about 30/40 mins. Ye mum was in it all the way through as my dad was in charge of the camera (was on a tripod but he was behind it for parts) and yes I do!

I remember so chav slut admitted on insta that she sucked of her brother and her parents were cousins. She got harassed and subsequently memory holed very quickly

U tried flirting with her lol

Haha no

Details please. How old was mom when she got knocked up.

I’m the user you’re asking not the user who responded.
I haven’t been with a dominate guy. Would be interesting to see how that goes down.

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U not take photos of the screen? U got pics of what she looks like?
She swallow?

I was surprised how many guys like cock. I don’t get hit on by men like women hit on me. From looking at me most would never think I fuck guys. Kinda sucks in a way because makes it difficult when I want to fuck a guy.

Mom was 15, her best friend was 14 youngest in town was 13 but most of them were 15 or 16.
The majority of the girls got knocked up by their BFs but mom and her BFF were 2 of the many who got knocked up by older men.

a jehovas witness drove me off a site and told everyone i was a 400lber with a dead mom cause i rejected his sexual advances. people still talk about what he did to me even though he was just mad i did not want to fuck him.

2 years later after bragging about what he did to me the site was shut down for trading around CP
then he came after me again and told me he had a brain tumor. he even sent people to text me about it and got mad i said he deserves it

my mom is still alive and i weigh 265

No looking back I wish I got some pics or tried to convert it to dvd. It was quite a few years ago so before mega/Google drive was the norm otherwise I would have just backed it up to there somehow. Think she swallowed. The video finished right after she finished sucking dick and didn’t see her spit so I guess so

I am Dave Yognaught, and I have the balls...

I used to use to my little brother to practice giving blowjobs while he slept

continue

I stayed home today from work bc of the weather but, in all honesty, i could've gone in. i just don't like my job anymore. there's no loyalty. there's no reward for working hard. i don't even have a job where i can work from home bc... well, my job. i know that i should be grateful for even having a job but, at this point, i really dont care much anymore. if i lived in a country w universal health care, i would've ditched that job ages ago.

Haha i know the feeling. I tend to try at the gym or on apps it works the best in my experience. And sometimes you just get lucky. One fwb I had last year i met at the mall, very masculine straight guy, gave him my number just for the try, turned out he was discreet and curious, had amazing hook ups.

Sounds like you work for gamestop.

Anyone want to hear more details.....?

My gf's daughter browsed porn when I watch her on the weekend.
Girlfriend works the day shift, I telework and didn't realize the kid want to be me 24/7 during the day. I tried to put on nickjr, gave her story books her mom has at the apartment. Tried to get work done in the office. Finally moved to the common area but she chattered continuously. i gave her my tablet, and had nick website up. couldn't stand the noise. Put her head phones on. didn't consider, she would know how to find bookmarks.
she was quiet from that point on. She even ate her lunch her mom packed. I finish work around 3.
She's just on the floor watching videos. I walk over and see amateur porn. I take the laptop from her and say that enough back to television.
I had a shortcut to an amateur xnxx vid. she had hit that site and gone through some 400 links eventually landing on the toons category. I don't know why she didn't say anything at the time, I think she was just curious.
When her mom got home, I told her I "think" she saw a porn link while I had my tablet on the table as I was looking for nickjr. Her mom kind of chastised me for not being careful.
she watched about 4.5 hr of porn, it's been almost a week, and nothing negative at this point...

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IT guy here ...
I'm often ask to fix the shit people do on their computer at job or friend or family or whoever remotely heard about me ...
I set one rule, i may help but i take the computer and i fix when i want (in a couple of days of course) not with the owner looking at me and asking me dumb questions, especially when i have to wait 1 fucking hour so that the antivirus do its job ...
I'd say 75% of guys have porn (and half of them dont even bother to delete it before giving me the computer) and a something like 20-25% of girls ... What's interesting for girls is that it is more often themselves on the pics or the vids where guys just stock random porn ... And girls seems to record more their sex-chat with pics or vids ...

It's been 15 years since i started that i would have quite a decent collection now if i didn't kill my truecrypt volume by mistake ... But i still had some major wins during last year (i guess people got bored during lockdown due to covid), best one being a backup on a whole chat (text, pics and vids included) of a 8/10 female coworker with her BF ...

Very interested

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details. and you should reciprocate.

Don’t base your relationship off of his values as a JW. You will never be good enough if you do that. Those people breed misery

respective ages of you, your gf and her sister?

No, but I'm always scared she will one day. Right now she's only 12 so I don't think she has properly realised how wrong it was

Absolutely, was she a screamer or a grunter?
Did she take it up the arse?
U not tried to fix/borrow a phone or computer to check for anything else?
Was she sub?

I am a boring, vanilla person without any vices, don't drink, don't smoke. I have no secrets and if I did, they'd be pretty mundane.

Im 23

Another great place is vacations/airports. Vegas I’ve gotten lucky every time.

I sell drugs to preschoolers and fuck old ladies behind my bitches back

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Are you me?

My daughter always makes me nervous when she comes over and takes pictures with me.

This photo is a soft example, I don't want to upload some where I can't even smile at how nervous I am because of how close she gets to me.

Questions?

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Why does she do this? Do you get the impression she wants you to be her Daddy and not just her father?

I dont really know

I used to sneak alcohol into school and get wasted in the bathroom, no idea how I never got caught.

I'll greentext the first time
>Be me
>15
>have my own room, while my younger brother and sister shared a room
>younger brother is 9
>he likes to sleep in my room because I have a TV
>bed time
>we're in my room watching a movie
>I ask him to play with my hair until I fall asleep
>he does, but ends up falling asleep first
>"are you awake?"
>no response
>I roll over and sure enough he's already out like a light
>Ihavetopee.jpg
>I sit up, uncovering him in the process
>he's wearing a small t-shirt, and tighty whities
>as I go to put the blanket back over him, notice he's got a boner
>seen his penis a lot before, but it's been a few years
>it's gotten quite big
>get up and go pee
>come back
>didn't cover him so he's still lying there with outline of his visible boner on display
>curiosity takes over
>slowly pull his briefs down
>it's almost 4 inches, cut, with no pubes and a tight ballsack
>I sit there staring at it
>finally reach out and grab it
>it's very warm, and I can feel it throbbing to his heartbeat
>tingly sensation in my stomach
>I had a bf at the time, but only ever given him a handjob once
>wasawkward.gif
>decide it would be a good time to practice
>slowly start rubbing it
>keep pace slow to avoid waking him
>after 10 or so minute begin to wonder if he can cum
>watched porn before so I know what cumming is
>remember that guys love when girls suck it
>sit up
>make his boner point straight up at the ceiling
>imitate what girls do in porn
>lick the tip
>it taste very good
>put my lips around it and slowly go down
>butterfliesinstomach.jpeg
cont?

Please do

I spy and fap to all my wife’s hot friends and family

My dick would sting from the sensation of her vag. Like a burning tingle. But I would throb from it, and when I pulled away I wanted to feel it even more. It was like edging but way more powerful.

I'll be 25 in a month and I'm a KHV. Sometimes I go to a dominatrix because it's the only avenue I feel comfortable expressing myself sexually and getting bitch slapped helps me feel the soft, warm skin of a beautiful woman. I haven't been there in a while because of the commie cough and wearing masks would probably make face slapping a lot less fun.

cont.
>can't believe I'm sucking my little brother off
>he's a deep sleeper, and doesn't move much
>I can feel myself getting wet
>his dick starts to taste really sweet
>keep sucking for 5 more minutes
>hear him moan softly
>fuckheswakingup.mov
>look up at him while still sucking
>he's starting to blush
>he moans again
>blows a load in my mouth
>3-4 pumps of super sweet cum
>swallow.jpg
>continue to suck until his dick goes down
>pull his briefs back up
>fall asleep
>became a regular thing until he got his own room
>he never woke up
>he never knew

Have you ever made it known to him?

i regularly breed out white bois for black superiority

no, he never found out

Posted GF on here a few years ago, she found out and we broke up. Got back with her recently, and she says she’s hesitant about the sex because of the trust issues.

I like to make fake dating profiles as a lesbian woman. I'm a straight male

My cousin has great udders, but its very hard to get good pics of them cause she hides them. I used to trawl through fb looking for good pics to jerk to.

The good stuff i find is usually random club photography from about ten years ago. Pic related.

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Understandably. How'd she find out?

How’d she find out?

She found out some guys found the pics and were sharing them with each other

maybe shes a Dab Forumstard?

For the past 2 months I’ve been getting my gf drunk and doing light bondage. I blindfold her, handcuff her hands behind her back, bend her over, then have my best friend quietly sneak in and fuck her. It’s so fucking hot but I know I’m playing with fire.

Let’s see her body

I used to steal and wear my aunt's and grandma's panties

Sorry user, won't post

>It’s so fucking hot but I know I’m playing with fire.
Maybe so, but either way you are both a terrible boyfriend, and you are a good friend.

Why not your moms?

My wife likes to watch me jack it. She has an obsession with ejaculation.

Her whole porn folder is cumshots

Your wife sounds fun. Any decent stories?

My wife was BBC property for over 10 years.

We get off on bbc porn. She loves to tell me about the fucked up shit she did,

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BBC and cum fetishist?

You sure shes a she?

spanking? whats her butt like, how old?

done the same??
cave again yesterday, got fuked in an ally by a old fuck buddy

Look at the fun bags on that house hound.

Lol

lmao just get a fucking circumcision you dumb shit

Not a larp, I found my older sister’s onlyfans account. She posts pretty bad quality stuff (lewds) but sells nudes separately like a greedy bitch. It kind of sucks because I want to see it all but it’s running up a bill.

My wife loves her ass fingered. Within the last few months shes graduated to 2 fingers. Sometimes i feel little poop nuggets in her ass and I play with them while shes riding my fingers. She'll proceed to have 4 or 5 orgasms from this.

I dont think she knows im playing with her shit.

Fuck off glowie fag.

I currently have an arrangement with 4 guys from tinder where they come over every wednesday while my bf is at work and all fuck the living shit out of me (ass and vag).

We're getting one of those doorbell camera things soon so my degenerecy will be coming to an end soon. feels fucking bad man.

I mutually molested(?) another boy in second grade

Hope you get aids and die.

You're the worst kind of woman. The literal reason why men have dominated and controlled women for centuries, is because of what you're doing. You are responsible for your own oppression.

Hows that cock taste now.

>he never woke up
>he never knew

lol, you're pretty gullible, huh? Nocturnal emissions are one thing, but guys don't sleep through actual blowjobs and orgasms unless they're blackout drunk or high.

Your brother was pretending to be asleep cause he didn't want to make things awkward by acknowledging he knew what you were doing. Let me guess, did he also "coincidentally" decide to start sleeping in the nude, once this became a habit for you?

Time for the friends and family discount. And by that I mean blackmail.

>Hows that cock taste now

pretty fucking great, thanks for asking :)

Cope seethe and dilate