Secrets Thread: No LARPing Edition

Secrets Thread: No LARPing Edition

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>No LARPing
I guess I once stole some legos?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

you got me. I didn't steal legos.

I wish I had a vagina under my penis. I'm not a tranny and I don't wanna be a girl but I'd like to know what vagina sex feels like.

>autogynephilia
I may have some bad news for you user.

I accidentally a whole coke-cola bottle

I was raped by my uncle from 8-15 and I still masturbate to the memories. I loved every second of it.

My secret is I know these threads are made by the FBI

Sometimes I bump threads