Anthony bourdain

Is this Robin?

Quiet Skippy

Damn, it's almost as if hanging yourself is a relatively simple way to off yourself with no special tools or prep required.

In conclusion, men are weak

Yeah 'mericucks are pussies. They won't shot their heads off

You will never be a real woman and your family is ashamed of you. Cope

...apparently theyre pathetic, too

Tits or gtfo

> " Some kind of sexual act gone wrong? ..." ;

David Carradine died on June 4, 2009 from accidental asphyxiation, according to the medical examiner who performed a private autopsy on the actor.[30][31] His body was found hanging by a rope in a closet in his hotel room in Thailand,[32][33] and there was evidence of a recent orgasm;[34] two autopsies were conducted and concluded that his death was not suicide, and the Thai forensic pathologist who examined the body stated that his death may have been due to autoerotic asphyxiation.[35][36] Two of Carradine's ex-wives, Gail Jensen[37][38] and Marina Anderson,[39][40] stated publicly that his sexual interests included the practice of self-bondage.

source:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation#Famous_cases
[ ctrl+f Carradine ]

6 people a week die from that.
Sauce: used to work in a hospital.

Epstein
Murdered

> " 6 people a week die from that. ..." ;

It is obviously a very easy and enjoyable way to an hero. Though I imagine masturbation with a plastic bag over the head would be a less traumatic method than using a tight rope around the neck, especially if one had a change of mind in the last moments. Inadvertently tightening the choking grip of a hangman's noose, excessively, would be a tough one to escape from with slippery semen covered fingers.

Yet people continue to be taken to intensive care with their faces blown off with a shotgun, that was held with a shaky hand (though not necessarily due to having one final jerk off session while squeezing the trigger)

I believe that all these deaths by hanging are hit jobs, with forensics being as good as they are now you can't just do a hit like the old days when people got assassinated by poisonings or simply shot in public like JFK and MLK

Why the fuck would anybody hang themselves especially if they have money to use a much more convenient method?

it's amazing how many people shill to cover shit up these days.
epstein did not kill himself.

blunt force trauma to the back of his throat and anus. He never had a chance, at least he died doing what he loved.

coincidence????

No such thing . It's a natural occurrance that you get a boner while being hung.

People don't do that shit. No accident. These people are wealthy stars???. Why would they off themselves?

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robin williams is the spooky one. he became a downward spiraled wreck that would hang out near a liquor store before his death and would be seen as paranoid.

OK?

No suicide

Death by oopsie.

We should ban ropes yesterday.

You forgot Michael Hutchence and Vaughn Bode.
Autoerotic asphyxation is whst I always asume when people hang zhemself while being on ground level, like on doorknobs or inside of wardrobes.

He was jacking off while cutting off his air supply, it's supposed to make cumming more intense. His intention was to beat off and make it super fun, not to kill himself.

You should hang yourself for being such a retard. Money doesn't mean your free of problems.

You're an idiot

Hanging is very simple and once you drop, most times there is no way you can change your mind.

Money doesn't always stopped problem, you fucking retard. many times it creates more.

>it's supposed to make cumming more intense. His intention was to beat off and make it super fun
Stop teaching kids to autoerotic asphyxiation

His arms were above his head he wasn’t”wanking, but it was definitely a sexual thing though. He probably didn’t have enough strength to lift himself up to untie himself.

Third post best post

I tried to hang myself once. It's really not easy to do. Good job guns aren't available in my country.

The only way I’m doing it is by a gunshot busting through my skull. I’d rather jump off something than hang myself though.

>These people are wealthy stars???. Why would they off themselves?
Underaged retard spotted who thinks rich people are somehow superhumans who can't have mental problems

What about having no money?

>. Why would they off themselves?

Well in Robin Williams' case he had a misdiagnosed form of dementia.

As for the rest, depression can kill everyone. If I had the choice between being my drunk stoned yet sort of productive and chatty grad student self without mental problems, or say a billionaire playboy with depression, I'd pick the first one no problem. It wouldn't even be a real question to me.

You may be right about boners, but auto erotic asphyxiation is actually a real thing

>evidence of a recent orgasm
Lol

(not the user you replied to)
You sure don't realize how mental illnesses work faggot. Broke dude with chronic depression is still going to be depressed even after if he gets lots of money. He is going to be depressed in a big house and nice car instead of streets/shitty and small apartment and no car.

Doubt it.

That is such a female-minded way of looking at things.

Complete horseshite, and weak.

There is no fucking way that having a place paid for, and being able to provide for others, and being rent-free, all the food you could want, people respecting you, having the choice to go whereever and do whatever you want without consenquences or losing your job, being able to fuck a ton of bitches at your beck and call, getting whatever you need, personal driver, medical bills not even a factor...

Fuck off.

>David Carradine
>Suicide by hanging.

Not true. Actual death cause: autoerotic asphyxia leading to accidental death.

He liked to choke himself while jerking off. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

He accidentally killed himself. Autoerotic asphyxiation.

He's kinda right.

The worst thing I deal with is boredom.

I mean I ain't famous, but I'm well off enough I don't worry about anything. I married into money.

Correction, men typically have NOONE to look out for them or be there for them when they are depressed. Women just have to make some sob post on Instagram and have their inbox flooded with desperate guys wishing them well and asking how they can help. A 30+ yrold guy tells ANYONE he's sad will most likely end with rolled eyes and people calling him a pussy. The weaker sex gets catered, coddled, and helped along like a toddler. There's the difference.

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You actual corpse
If I were rich I would have no further concerns

Based

Yeah no thanks. If and when I off myself, I'll most likely do it through carbon monoxide poisoning

Yeah well Robin was also known for his excessive drug use throughout his life. You combine that depression /mental illness / & aging and it should no surprise to anyone he offed himself. I remember when I got sober one of the worst part was just how mundane and boring everything seemed. You can't go from xtc fueled threesomes and partying your ass off for yrs and think watching Netflix and going to work is going to be fulfilling. I can only imagine the party's HE went to. So to go from being a young Rockstar level celebrity to farting around your mansion all day as an old man must get old reeeeal quick.

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that's very very sad. it seems there's no scape. the depressions demoms are always there. you can only keep 'em away. but never to get really free of them. scary. the demoms,ghosts and monsters live inside us. among us. all here

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Sad, but unfortunately spot on

Its so easy to poison yourself if youre a faggot. Who "hanging". Is that a traditional way to say to the relatives: NO FUCKING ARGUING ON HOW AND SO WHY. Everybody who hang himself did anhero and its a way to show Id suffer for it.

Suicide bag is better, less chance of failure.

That is like taking the pain of hanging yourself and spreading it over your entire body for several hours.

Maybe your happiness is fully bound to money but not anyones. Especially artistic people like actors and musicians have way more deep and complex way of thinking than simple retards like you. That leads to being more easily prone to mental problems even if they happen to be successful and have "everything". I have seen this in my close circles because I know a lot of different people. Neck your underaged ass already.

And to think, banning guns could have saved them all

thats my fetish eventually i will end like them
no regrets

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Yeah but you can afford to do many other ways of suicide
Pills, guns, go to your nice bedroom and burn some coal and go to sleep. Why would you choose the rope, you're a retard for not realizing hanging is the most efficient way for a hitman to do a hit and make it look like a clean suicide

Soon I'll be Swingin' too

"Suicide"

Jeez, imagine that; blowing your fucking head off at the point of orgasm.

people that hung themselves.
suicide by hanging

/thread

When you get close to talking about the real issues they remove you.

Everything's a conspiracy, huh? The hit men are everywhere... grow up.

you're the type of guy who would have a girlfriend that has a guy friend coming over every night and you would be oblivious to anything out of the ordinary happening

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Hutchinson was revised to be intentional, aka suicide instead of autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong

Well yeah, of course:
orgasms are supposed to be a mind-blowing experience.

Elrond?

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>The only way I’m doing it is by a gunshot busting through my skull. I’d rather jump off something than hang myself though.

Based. I agree completely.

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All you do is make absurd connections in your mind and pretend they're real. What's amusing is you believe you have 'special insight' into things that others can't see. People like yourself are laughable at best.

Ok Mrs DOUBTfire

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Kek

>look at them dubs
Ayy lmao

It's punishment for betraying the Masons. they put the noose around your neck when you become a mason

Imagining having all that and still being disturbed and depressed. How bad would that be? How crazy and useless would you feel knowing that most of the world, including short-sighted dickbags like you, assume that stability equals satisfaction, and yet there is still something “wrong” with your brain?
Sounds very frustrating to me. Sounds awful.

“Here’s my chance!”

*pauses masturbating to 2nd amendment memes and begins to type

hahahahahaha

Vote Democrat

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a conspiracy nut just basically called someone a cuck when criticized. Who could have seen that coming?

“Time to deliver the death blow to this libtard!”

*quickly scans the reaction folder

“Ah, yes...”

*chef kiss

KEKEKEKEKEKEK

Epstein too. Talk shit, get hit!

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Why are you here if you disprove of how things are here?

Jeffrey Epstein. Death by hangening.

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I think it’s funny when someone randomly posts about gun control on a suicide thread. I was just screwing with a stranger for fun.

Tell me more about how things “are around here”.

He was diagnosed with a degenerative neural disease.

Bubbas secrets are safe

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Can someone send this to his daughter?

Donald Trump
Suicide by hanging

Star Whackers, boys.
Easy to make fun of Randy Quaid but he's 100% right on that one.

Sneed

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Yeah, but bitch can shred, dude.

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That's not Robin Williams in the picture. It's from an Italian suicide. He just looked like him. Nice try though.

Yes it is. Nice try. 2/10

His penis.

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who's that?

They might have a great life if they put Jesus into their heart.

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I rented out a workshop and found a tied noose in it. Considered an heroing but there were pipes and stuff all over, might have hurt the foundation of the being.

Wow. You mean these people all chose one of the simplest way to kill themselves? Amazing stuff OP

Proof?

k?

>be an Atheist
You will end up like em mate!

My mother is a teacher, a students of her died like that some years ago and he was 12 yo.

at your particular hospital?

They'd have an even greater life if they put Jesus into their anus.

RW's post-mortem diagnosis. Paragraph about his case near the end.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dementia_with_Lewy_bodies
He was losing his mind. He didn't want to live on as someone else.

They needed to feel Jesus' white, hot love penetrating deep inside of them

You know, having your head so far up your ass can cause assphyxiation...

The Clintons

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you forgot Epstein

Epstein didn't die, his alias died. I mean the corrupt pedos still need their source of kids to diddle.

I never knew Jesus's love was sticky.

ive been poor my whole life

i currently have 40k sitting in my chequing acc alone (not larping)

still sad, just not about money anymore

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anybody ever notcie that the zombies in Zombies Are My Nighbors looks just like John Lithgow? I mention this because John Lithgow starred in the World According To Harp in 1982 alongside an extra named Gazorpagorpfield Kinsington the 12th

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OP.
Suicide by being gay.