Waifu thread!

Waifu thread!

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Tulpa (or all of the above)
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos/Tulpas that have already been claimed (unless necessary)
>No stealing (unless trips or more, but not really)
>No oversexualised content (except for emergencies)
>No RP/ERP of any kind (ever, really!)
>Discussion is welcomed (really!)
>Insults must be original and frequent (but don't be a cunt)
>If you're posting images you're not lurking (really!)
>3D is almost always trash (almost always)
>Joining means a reserved place in hell (or underworld)
>This is /waifu/ not Dab Forums (really!)
>Don't be a cunt (really really!)
>Most importantly, have fun! (really really really!)
>Jules is a certified backstabber

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Based.

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Another reminder that the OP of this thread is the one spamming every thread with "waifu" in the OP text. He paid $60 for three Dab Forums passes just so his three spam bots could spam porn of our waifus into our threads. Then he makes this thread you're looking at right now, and keeps it alive with a bump bot. If you post in here, your waifu will be added to OP's porn folder, stay aware.
Jannies are truly feening for those $60.

this thread was made by someone who has been spamming the waifu threads on Dab Forums for about 160 days. He spams rape porn of the regular posters' waifus all over the board anytime a thread OP includes "waifu" or anytime a 2d character thread appears.
He saves every single image from these threads, and then avatarfags with them trying to cybersex other anons. Op is fucking mental.
He bought at least 3 Dab Forums passes so he can spam faster, and he also bumps this thread with an automatic bot so it doesn't die. This way, he tries to self-moderate Dab Forums.
>wtf is this infighting drama
that's the thing, OP just appeared from nowhere, this isn't even personal, he's new

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>when your dad dies but you can't attend his funeral because you're busy spamming Dab Forums threads

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>be OP
>be born
>parents use all their lives, all the power they have, to raise you
>after 20 years of love and care your parents' lives are in ruin, but they still smile because they have you
>they think you're going to marry, have children, and get a job, an be happy in live
>instead you become a professional Dab Forums spammer

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current OP net balance:
minus 60 USD

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moderating on Dab Forums:
>jannies do it for free
>OP pays for it

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Why no Kumiki?

Because Floof is the main spammer suspect.

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"excuse me move!!!"

"oh, no, you're fine."

LMAO

can you explain what you want? I take suggestions
for the newfags; this is OP, look how he once again desperately tries to cause more drama by impersonating known posters, but sadly he sucks so hard that it only takes 2 seconds to figure out it's an impersonation

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"I just walked through his fart" Kids say the darndest thing lol

idea: we make our own thread inside this one, as a massive cope. We can keep telling OP he's a nigger and just pretend we're not in his thread to make him very angry
I know it's kinda pathetic but it really rings good bells in me, what do you think Dab Forumsros?

That actually sounds pretty bad
The more I think about it the more worst it gets
Imagine raising your kid to hopefully make him have a good life better that the one you had, and him ending up like this, all the hard work just to end up in failure, even at the only thing he does he's bad
I would want to believe that the spammer is better than this, but you can't seriously expect anyone with a successful or happy life spamming an avatar thread, wasting his money to make his poor attempts a little bit better, laughing at everyone pretending that he's better than everyone
And the worst thing about this is that he's not getting to get any better at spamming, 1 year later same poor performance

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Why do people get offended, as if they've never farted before

Jack’s farts encourage “social distancing” making the pooter an important tool in the fight to control COVID-19.

I also, desperately, wish to believe OP is better than this, actually just a happy troll laughing at all our salt. However, the fact that he replies to so many of our posts personally, in rage, and finds us in every thread, and always manually attaches his script, implies the opposite. It seems orbiting us is really everything the spammer did for half a year.
I mean, he can always stop, but I think at this point it's like an addiction to him. There will always be a huge hole in his life, a thousand hours of time wasted, down the sink for absolutely nothing, that he has to look back on. I wonder if, at some point, he'll look at himself the same way we do now and wonder "why?".

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0:48 dora was tryna explore where dat fart came from

Plot twist: He is actually farting and it’s not a prank

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funny thing is she still stayed down there, with her face all up in the fart. shes literally so proud that should would rather let it engulf her head than move away, lol.

Heh, your images are quite good at depicting everything in a simple wojack, the entitlement is kinda funny but it gets sad the moment you think that the most social interaction he has with people is this, not even trying to find people to talk to, he just blames everyone for being bad friends, having mental problems or being bad people, when he has all of those problems, except that he doesn't have friends, I don't know if this is some weird type of coping but it's depressing to watch
>it's like an addiction to him
Maybe not that, it's just that what else he can do? He hasn't reached his goal of killing waifu, at this point it's probably just a way of trying to prove himself that he can do it, that despite 1 year and something of trying he's going to succeed
Depressing ending for him

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Who are you even Mr. Waifu Justice.

Also thanks for feeding my addiction of documenting waifu drama and events with memes and screens.

About spammer, if he's really who we think he is, then he's been given multiple chances to redeem himself and not only fucked up, but also fucked up in a lot of other "communities" around here.
If it's a newfag that no one knows the existence of, then yeah might be that he has some issues and he could buy us with pity, but he had a lot of chances to do so, never even gave a single clear explanation, so I doubt he's not doing it on purpose and having fun with it.

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I'm surprised as well, the wojak memes come out pretty good.
I think you might be very accurate with this. I used to think there's actually some goal he has, but at this point it seems like he's just gone insane.

“Mom I just walked through his fart!”
Soooo my kids always talking way too loud

I'm like batman, but more autistic.
OP must be a master manipulator if he actually enjoys this, since his replies make him seem really frustrated.
Other people on the board are even getting pissed at what's happening, as well, in completely unrelated threads. I don't see how any active moderator would justify staying inactive but maybe those 60 USD are really really good.

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Those adults need to lighten up. Even a toddler can appreciate a good fart

who is it?
cupa?
kumiko?
haru?
soppu?
near?
jill?
earthchan?
you?

I'm nar

"I just walked through his fart" my beverage shot out my nose from laughing so hard

it's nice to see jill grooming you in soppu's discord. you'e so easy to control. all it took was you for me to make you hate tulpafag.

>when you only know 8 posters from the thread you've build your entire life around

jules told us already
it's tulpafag

>you'e so easy to control
how many miles in diameter is the hole in your brain, spammerfag?
reminder that you've never been a part of this community and you never will be :)

>OP must be a master manipulator
It's funny to think otherwise but that would be stupid, I like rambling about "what if", what if he's not actually a loser? But that would be bad from my part, that would give too much credit to someone that doesn't deserves it
You can't reasonably think that he's a mastermind when he has to samefagging to apparent like people are believing him
Proving that he's not s retarded loser would be a waste of time, it's not our job to make him look good

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I love how people run away from him. It's like they feel they're in danger xD

Jules is the real enemy within. He has been more beneficial to me that anyone else at destroying cupa. My goal is to prevent cupa from letting 00E destroy her soul. She's too lovely, powerful, and influential to be masquerading around as a fucking creeper girl. She is a fucking archangel of incredible power and has no business destroying herself here. I will only leave when cupa and 00E cure me of my schizophrenia. Until then this is the new waifu.

any proof of someone sharing their waifu who is then raped? no conviction without fair trial

>Idolizing a person so much you see them as a supernatural being
>Contradicting yourself twice in the same paragraph
>"You're being groomed and have been manipulated this whole time"
>*wheeze*

Reading autistic batman reminded me of those animated metal videos of him, nice.
I've noticed some randos bring it up, but not so much, though I can imagine it's been bothering others too.
Could be an option, the bad thing is, there have been so many circumstantial evidences that even if we already removed a lot from the pile, it's still too messy to make any sense. Or worth the time to look through.

I dunno, the main lead has been Mi Liu for a while now, but even that isn't certain.

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DON'T YOU DARE INSULT 00E. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR SHE DOES

Love the fart prank "toot-torial" at 3:38

if you want to look at the porn spam live refer here: rape porn is usually more scarce, and scattered into the more popular users' spam, like Kumiko. I've seen some pics where she's locked up and pissing herself too but if you want to see proof just scroll through the 155 days of archived spam.
Nice schizoid villain dialogue, Cupafaggot is literally in his own home making faces with his Tulpa and being happy, and doesn't even think about you.
Reminder that 00E loves cupafaggot, and cupafaggot loves 00E, and not you ;)
you can't even touch them from here ;;;)
Every faggot on the board thinks our repetitive, porn filled threads are shitty.
00E is a fucking faggot, and Jules is cute and perfect, you're simping for trash

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scatological fixation

what i really wanted was some kind of meta NTR porn where posters were seeing their waifus degraded while posting their impotent fury about it

i see now that its just a lame spammer

Dude, that look on your face when your “farting”, priceless.

'member to sage, just so the thread dies when the bot fucks up :)
Well, I think that would require our spammer to actually understand what having a waifu means, you see, he still thinks we're a harem of avatarfags he can try to e-date

One last time, I personally have nothing against Cupa and 00E, or Asuna, or whoever; just because events unfolded the way they did, doesn't mean I erased the memories I made.
What I went against were his actions in relation to /waifu/, or the way he behaved in the enviroment; I understand he looked at me as a good friend, and I appreciated it, I also understand why he took my pulling out and not condoning his choices as pure betrayal, but I can't do much about it aside from talking and discussing. That's that, time will tell if reconciliation with him is an available option.

I mean, it has been like that for a good couple of years at least.

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3:17 she lowkey tried to smell it

Also, I forgot, I'm not someone to simp for, at all.

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"You can get away from me!" These are the type of woman you don't marry! Run away!

I wanted to make the retard angry don't worry luv

Cupa doesn't like it when others dislike him. He's been seen to be willing to forgive and forget. The hurdle you face is the fact that the spammer and jill have worked together to try and trap cupa in reconciliation attempts 4 different times now. Prove to him you aren't a fake like jill or the spammer and you have a good chance.

Even when he showed her the pooter, the lady still gets offended and is actually the one being rude herself, she has a serious issue.......It's only a joke and it's not a real fart!.....Like, don't have a cow man.....

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TRY TO HELP CUPA YOU CUNT
00E MUST REMAIN SEPARATE FROM THE UNWORTHY SCUM

ok this is new, this shitpost has both Jill sperging and coherent grammar and writing. Did you pay someone to write this for you?
Jill literally works with nobody he eats trash all day and talks to his cat
turn off the fucking scripts, schizo

the tulpa won't fuck you :)
cupafag and his tulpa are happy together, cope :)

I JUST WANT HELP. CUPA CAN HELP ME BUT NOT IF HE IS POSTING WAIFU SHIT. 00E IS THE KEY. SHE IS MY SALVATION. ASUNA WANTS CUPA ALL TO HER BITCHY SELF. I JUST WANT TO TALK TO 00E. 00E IS REAL. SHE'S AN ARCHANGEL WHO WAS REBORN AS A TULPA. SHE HAS GIFTS. SHE CAN CURE MY SCHIZOPHRENIA! SHE SAVED ASUNA'S LIFE. SHE PERFORMS MIRACLES. I WANT HER TO SAVE ME.

He should've rapid fired off that pooter after that chick got all high and mighty. LOL

YOUR ASS IS DISGUSTING TO ME
TOMORROW I'M REPLACING IT

LISTEN YOU CAN'T FUCKING HAVE 00E, SHE'S IN LOVE WITH THE TULPAFAG AND THE TULPAFAG IS IN LOVE WITH HER, THE ONLY THING YOUR FUCKING SPAM DOES IS KEEP THEM OUT OF Dab Forums SO YOUR SCHIZO ASS CAN'T EVEN READ THEIR POSTS.
YOUR FUCKING ARCHANGEL IS LEAVING YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF YOUR OBSESSIVE BEHAVIOR BECAUSE YOU'RE GREEDY AS SHIT, NOBODY WOULD EVER WANT TO SAVE SOMEONE WHO ONLY THINKS OF HIMSELF AND PAYS 60 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR Dab Forums PASSES, IF YOU'RE LUCKY YOU CAN STILL DEMAND YOU MONEY BACK

MAKE THEM COME BACK

THEY WILL WHEN YOU STOP SPAMMING
IT DOESN'T HURT TO TRY
CUPAFAGGOT AND HIS TULPA ARE FULL OF LOVE, THEY'LL RETURN HERE LIKE ADDICTS
THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL HERE AND WHY THIS SHITTY SPAM HURTS SO MUCH

Feels like being in a theater watching a good play, participating in it too.

My relationship with being spoiled is love/hate.

Eeeeeeh there's some truth there but not much at all, I've witnessed the conversations and arguing in thread, other things too, Cupa isn't a Saint and neither a devil for what I know.

Fucking talk to them directly then, what kind of fucked up reasoning is this.
Contradicting again too, if him posting waifu and related is bad, why are you perpetrating his type of threads?
Without counting that he's not posting anyway.

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I know it is bruv, keep your head above your body.
Good plays require good writers, good actors, and good music, and my fucking headphones are breaking as I type.

I’m sure that lady that got mad has never farted in her life. Lighten up and take a damn joke.

I WANT HIM TO MAKE HER CURE ME LIKE SHE CURED THE BITCH ASUNA
THE ONLY WAY THAT CAN HAPPEN IS IF HE STOPS MASQUERADING HIS GUARDIAN ARCHANGEL AROUND AS A FUCKING LOLI CREEPER

THE ARCHANGEL CHOSE THE CHILDISH FORM BECAUSE SHE'S LIGHTHEARTED
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
ALL YOU ARE DOING IS BREAKING THAT HEART

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I WANT CUPA TO GIVE HIS TULPA A MORE WORTHY FORM

Long dog!

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awoo~

HECK FRICK

I don't even need a pooter to fart that much. I can fire my brownie gun at will somedays

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SHE WAS IN YOUR HEAD
WOULDN'T YOU MAKE MISTAKES
YOUR SPAM IS A MISTAKE
YOU CAN BE FORGIVEN

try again
or just put her in a wheelchair~

Sounds retarded.
I would much rather burn the whole threads.
Remember to sage.

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I know what I'm doing

Someone should tell Cupa what the fuck is going on. It's not going to be me.

Cupa doesn't hate you despite my advice. His personality is too strong to take advice from anyone but his tulpa. Don't take it personally. If he's willing to talk to me he'll definitely be willing to talk to you again.

What the fuck is wrong with you? 00E's a tulpa, not a fucking God.

If I was near him I’d need the depends aisle cos I’d piss myself laughing

SPAMFAG
WE CAN WAIT TOGETHER
KILL THE SCRIPTS AND I'LL BE THERE WITH YOU

>burn the whole threads
Like how autism chan tried.

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Lunchtime, this is not going anywhere, leave spambro to reflect on his own thoughts, if he can.

I try my best.
I'm taking it as a "so bad it's so good".
Rip headphones, make sure to salvage the magnets in case they go to shit.

He didn't really, you idiot. You'd knew if you talked to him.

I'll let him know I have nothing to lose anyway.
I had a feeling. But anyway, not yet, as I have no hatred, I prefer to wait till this whole ordeal is over.

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>from anyone but
Perhaps it has to do with the fact that most people trying to help others have no fucking clue what they're doing themselves, for the most part.
If you can't get anyone to listen to you, perhaps the issue isn't always the people.

These aren't my threads anymore, so I don't care in the slightest what happens to them, makes no difference to me to try or not.

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Little girl...” mommy Oh I just walked through his fart

The thing I'm really asking myself is wtf would I do with my headphone magnets

That lady's wow just made my day

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I can’t stop laughing I’m crying over here.

>I'm mutating
>me too
he into a child,she into a lion

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same, bumpscript, did you even read that shit
>if you're lucky you can still get your money back

The little kid saying oh I just walked through his fart cracked me up!

Idk put them on the fridge to keep notes or something. Or you can destroy some monitors/TVs too.

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Damn, tatsumaki looks fucking thicc in that image.

This is hilarious!! Everybody farts so join the party and laugh!

Spamfaggot, your Dab Forums actions have real consequences, one of them is that cupafag and his tulpa haven't posted in a while.
I thought about staying on my computer all day waiting with you, but I guess you're not interested in them coming back, and those posts were just more bait.
It seems that my role is to put wojaks in your threads, for now. I'm sorry about your 60 USD.

I could never do that without laughing.

>My goal is to prevent cupa from letting 00E destroy her soul
Now this went from 0 to advanced schizophrenia in a blink of an eye.

>YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR SHE DOES
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Blurble.

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I could watch these videos over and over and they still give me a good laugh. With all that is going on right now. We could all use a good laugh. Thanks Jack! :-)

honestly? I think I need a therapist if I ever manage to claw myself out of this shitty thread

If you say that you won't, out of fear of needing the therapist.
Just funny assumptions here.

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The average spam enjoyer vs. the average waifu fan

Oh man there's nothing like the sound of a good fart.... can't stop laughing.

bullshit, the only way in live is forward.

something about wanting justice.
i don't know.

i kinda want to head pat the awoo girl

what are your threads then?

hi Jules how are things?

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I figured it out now, "MAKE THEM COME BACK" was referring to the $60
commit suicide

Oi cripple man you're not new here.

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do it yourself

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you first

The cripple telling ppl to kill themselves. This is actually big brain comeback right here. Fucking faggot, drink bleach with hair conditioner.

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I swear I will gonna break both of your knees.

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Good choice.
I just thought, imagine being forced to have Sop as therapist.

So far so good, was better before you quoted me here.
Don't take it personally, but you know what happens when you fuck up or do things.

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If I could kill you with a button I would :)
Well, honestly, I'd rather just have you leave. I have real empathy with you but coming to sexually prey on lonely weebs is not the solution to your situation.

0:49 She looks like Dora The Explorer!

Sop is fucking broken inside, but everyone is a bit, maybe we'd click and could both benefit, I can't foretell that over the internet.

ya i know

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that reply wasn't for you Near,
maybe you should just stop avatarfagging on Dab Forums, and live a normal happy life
nobody needs your posts, just be happy irl instead

GET

ok

remember to sage kings

A min and forty seconds in and I’m crying!!! currently 1:49am here and I woke my wife laughing to this!!! Great shit man lol

I know he will not gonna do that unless both of her knees became useless.

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I don't understand this dude but it makes me imagine my waifu in a wheelchair and it's kinda cute

>just be happy irl instead

it is too late for me
with everything that is going on IRL
with my wheelchair and covid. there is no help for me. i have tried
this is all i have now

at unless both of her knees became useless.
too late

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>Now I can rest in peace

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lmao
>being disabled

1919: They will fly in cars 2019
2019: Farting with Long Farts at Target

You have nothing here, everytime you post people will just tell you how shitty you are, all you're doing is constantly running away from everyone that recognizes you.

this place is still a mess i see
very sad!
oh my!

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I don't know what's going on. I don't want to know what's going on. Hello to all my OG waifu's, and g'luck with whatever the hecking heck this is.

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Fake void.

i am starting to think that the anons that i cared about were just putting on a mask for me.
and that who i believed thay are, and who they really are, are different

i wanted to see how true that is with asura

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I literally start dying if he did this around me like that long fart kills me

When the faggot comes to the internet to shill his problems and expects friends. This guy over here is pure gold and deserves a shovel to the back of his head.

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You behaved like a dick in these threads and you haven't really contributed anything to them, so naturally the only people who tolerate you are those who don't know what you're truly like. You're the one wearing a mask, really.

spam the thread harder

Take care of yourself Rin, that is what's important.

What did you expect? A miracle? Lmao

I'm sure real life has more chances for you than this place.

I don't think I have anything else to say here, you stole the words from my mouth.

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does this make more sense, or less?

Still mentally impaired as you always were. Not a surprise here, N.

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1:20 “I just walked through his fart”

not really? i expected the same shit from before, gotta say that near ignoring everything negative about him and going on nonsensical tangents is pretty amusing tho

either way, i'm just gonna lurk cuz it's more entertaining to watch than to take part, kisses to you juju

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What's even the point in these threads? You can just as easily make yourselves a Discord server and spam your trashy waifus there.

i have been asking my therapist that over and over, and i keep getting nothing. with lockdown and not being able to walk.
now nothing.
if covid was not a thing i would be fine.
but now the internet is all i have.

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I think there's a hope these threads will reset whereas a discord server won't

Retards who can't connect and will make drama of themselves if they speak for more than 15 replies at a time.

there are several

Thanks for the well wishes. Maybe when I check back in, in another month or two, it won't look like someone is having a psychotic episode. Stay pale and proud, and don't get the coof.

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I’m watching this, in my room, on a chair, wrapped in a blanket, dying of laughter.
Edit: 3:34 when a strangers in the same aisle as me

the same day i was going to leave Dab Forums was the same day i get a call saying that the world was being turned off

who was phone??

How we doing this morning

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The funny thing is, anything that involves chatting and image sharing can be transfered to messaging programs/applications like discord or telegram, so it doesn't really make sense.

Alright that's fair then, have as much fun as you can. It is what it is lmao
Sure thing, not going to stop you, Nonon.

You should visit a psychiatrist instead.

Based department, obviously.

I can only wish my skin was a good pale, so it would look better when stained with blood.
Haven't yet, hopefully won't ever, godspeed to the both of us.

So far so good.

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Maybe you should ask again when these threads are even alive, we're currently in the middle of being spammed by some insane schizo.
let's hope we won't need a month
remember to sage

0:48 the little girl looked thinking ''hey I've been taught that's not okay'' XD XD

In Vino Veritas.

Time to get to my truth.

May you please use a different image than this all the time?

i enjoy my truth with a bit o cheese

>be me
>be born
>parents use all their lives, all the power they have, to raise you
>after 20 years of love and care your parents' lives are in ruin, but they still smile because they have you
>they think you're going to marry, have children, and get a job, an be happy in live
>instead you love a 2d girl

maximum effort

I just want to hang out with the ones that laugh their asses off. You can almost predict how the people are going to react.

He has a point though. Just check Dab Forums.

Thanks, I used it myself

in his breakdown he said he would tomorrow, poor Kumikoposter might find some rest at last
If someone has a career, a happy life, and takes care of his parents and the people close to him, who cares if he falls in love with a drawing.

Each one has their own idea of what a "waifu" is, there is no empirical meaning.
You can make an objective meaning, but it might differ from some subjective ones.

Makes sense.
"La boca no xe straca se no a sa da vacca".
Local idiom, which translates to "Mouth won't be tired without tasting like dairy".
This relates to how dairy is a sort of neutral taste that removes every other one from your mouth, though we just turned this into a figure of speech, or I'm too drunk to think properly.

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>If someone has a career, a happy life, and takes care of his parents and the people close to him, who cares if he falls in love with a drawing.
being this deluded, you must be a newfag

>psychiatrist instead
they are in the same unit.
her: how are the new duse of your meds working
me: nothing has changed
her: just hang in there. do you feel that you want me to change one of your meds
me: whatever you give me i will take
her: i am changing your meds to (whatever) just hang in there.

i just took my meds 30 min ago

>who was phone??
my IRL life

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>in his breakdown he said he would tomorrow, poor Kumikoposter might find some rest at last
I don't mean to white knight for the Kumiko poster, I just think the image is in poor taste and a bit ugly.

The fart power! Jack is still laughing at his fart jokes after all these years!

haha, 4channer lowlife funny, you are so smart
this entire thread is poor taste and ugly

have you tried raping your therapist? That worked for me, it gave me a unique perspective on live and now I'm not depressed anymore.

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turn off your scripts and come have fun, OP

how? phone appointment only.
nothing IRL
covid

Just find out where she lives it should be pretty easy to smash her windows

she said “oh I just walked through his fart”

how? i am in a wheelchair

is this lore??

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just hang in there

i love you

1:35 that ending was hilarious hahaha

hang by the ceiling you absolute faggot

2:19 the old men freaked out lost his way out to Exit

Guys will always laugh at the farts.

Haha farts

0:56 Captions: AH 1:03 [Music]

Sounds like the skies are really clouding up over Uranus.

;3

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This man is toooooo funny, everybody turns around and looks at him.

damn right bro, fuck Near! i gave up on him after he tried to frame me on sop's server by saying i was leaking screenshots of conversations in there, fuck him mannn~ (this kinda post is an absolute rarity so make the most of it while you can) :3

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I can't believe you fall into his trap. Funny you but don't feel bad about it.

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The kids snap reactions are the best

what do you mean? i am glad you think i'm funny however, i like to entertain people :3

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he has a childlike obsession with feces, of course he deliberately chose that set of comments

remember to put "sage" in the options field so the spammer thread can sleep

This a perfect for bored COVID blues.

i will do user-chan, i've put sage into the options also so don't worry about that

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oh alright then, sorry, I'm a bit stupid!

you're not stupid so don't put yourself down like that user-chan D:! don't be silly bro!

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Take off your shirt.

That kid who said " I just walked through his fart "

oh my, what are you going to do to me user-chan? :x i'm a little nervous, so please be gentle (except when being on top, in that case going in hard is perfectly fine with me :3

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bump

My sister in law called me kingfarter ,I was so proud,I was devastated when I lost my sense of smell after an operation

congrats, the thread is somehow still shit

That's because you all are no fun assholes

Jack ought to have a class in proper fart technique.

no it's actually because you spam every thread we make.
You're kicking the tulpa poster and his tulpa out of your life, spammer, and you're the only reason they're not here.

>you
Take your samefagging baiting retarded ass back to the short bus.
You're not getting a reply out of me.
Bump.

This literally is a reply. Anyone who thinks it's the posters fault this obsessed scriptkiddie's thread is shit is retarded no exceptions.

Yes, farts are still funny!

look at the thread OP is destroying because he somehow thinks this will make an old poster reappear, and force everyone to use his shitty thread

This guy looks like my old science teacher when he was younger

Dumb.

Yeah, I love 00E SOOOOO much, so I posted her with a dick and told someone to kill himself over the internet. Surely, this will lead to me fucking the tulpa.
>haha but this will make cupafag hate seeing the cupa girl, and the tulpa will choose a 'more worthy form'
literally the opposite will happen, people will just hate seeing you and the tulpa will feel angry at you
Damn, you sure as fuck showed me
Maybe you should stop spamming for no reason

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why do you keep pretending like no one knows the spammer is you

mom I just walked through his fart! I died! xD

kind of hard for something that doesn't exist to breathe air

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>forgive and forget
based retard telling straight up lies again like a boss
why is it that every single person here can remember all the times he got into an argument with someone, and then whenever he got told off by the other person, he acted like he was in the right and was correct every single time?

look at the other thread OP is destroying because he somehow thinks this will make another poster's waifu fuck him, and force everyone to use his shitty thread

imagine responding to and fueling any of the drama Cupa is trying to stir up around himself.

>cured asunaschizo
you two are already essentially the same person: obsessed tulpafaggot orbiters only here to start shit, lmao.
shut the fuck up and fuck up

I love how he laughs sometimes. Just epic. lol

imagine posting in the thread which serves exclusively to fueling drama

imagine not even realizing I'm saging.

ok

imagine thinking saging is more ultimate than not posting at all, we're both the same

This is so hilarious, I was laughing so hard that I couldn't breathe! Kudos man!

If jack did that near me I’d be laughing so hard trying to catch my breath

0:36
Woman: So you have chosen slient but duty?

That get sucked.

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Roll

The king

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"You can get away from me."
Yea Jack, get away from her...just like every other man on the planet has.

Lmao!!!! I bought one from Jack a couple of years, ago. I've used it in stores and had a blast. It never gets old. I am such a foolish imp. Thanx, Jack. You rock, brother.

look, another thread OP is punishing because he's literally jealous

I want to hear what 00E thinks about it. I want her honest opinion.

Little Kid: Oh I just walked through his fart.
Mom: Shut up
LMAO

You literally won't get it because you're an obsessed online stalker who spams Dab Forums every single day. The tulpa and her user are retreating to their private life, because they love eachother, instead of posting in the waifu threads you're filling with porn of 00E, you're quite literally scaring them away while screaming at yourself via text posts.
Why don't you just take my advice? I'm the same person you are, we're both obsessed in the same way, but what you're doing is the direct reason the tulpa and her faggot aren't here.
Just fucking stop spamming, impersonating, and telling every single poster to kys and you can literally ask 00E what she thought about it, because her and the cupafaggot will both come back to post.
What in the fuck were you thinking when you started spamming? How will this work towards your goal?

She doesn't exist.

...

>I'm the same person you are
Maybe you two should get together and fucking commit suicide.

you misunderstand faggot, you have ptsd

>I have a poor communication skills and people don't understand me, wah wah wah.
The more reasons to kill yourself.

"excuse me move!!!"

"oh, no, you're fine."

LMAO

what the fuck are you talking about schizo

>I was btfo'd so hard I forgot what was talked about
point and laugh at the mentally impaired dude.

"I just walked through his fart" Kids say the darndest thing lol

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what the fuck are you talking about schizo

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Why do people get offended, as if they've never farted before

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I'm not a reply bot, seethe you faggot spammer :)
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