Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy, aren't ATLEAST 83' ft+ tall and don't have a 400" inch+ penis OR don't make 132-figures USD annually, you will NEVER get laid without an escort in 2021. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots. Lol
Daily reminder that if you don't look ANYTHING like this guy...
Jaxson Thompson
Joseph Williams
the dick part is fucking retarded, 10+ inch dick don't exist irl (there is even a dude offering a 100000 dollar cash reward for anyon who can prove that they have a 10 inch or more dick), porn is fucking with your mind (and most dicks over 7 inches lenght or over 5 inches girth will actually hurt most women unless they actually prepare by stretching out their vaginas for weeks/months beforehand)
Asher Young
Honestly this whole website is fucking with his mind, or they're a troll eating up your life, one post at a time
John Cook
MARSHAL ?
Christopher Bell
>Be me
>5'11"
>6.5 inch
>make 48k
>married
>regular sex several times week
wat
Austin Sanders
Right? The OP is either naive or a turd typing at the screen.
Chase Morris
I at one point, really did look like this. 6' 3", 260lbs, ripped. Over the years, marriage, kids, career etc. has given me little time or motivation to get anywhere near to what I was. Thankfully i'm not overweight, and still somewhat ripped.
Jack Bailey
Checks out
Just fucked ur mom
Cameron Morris
Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board
Connor Morgan
Just download tinder. You buy a woman coffee and can fuck. It is literally easier for everyone to get laid now.
The only way you can be a male virgin is by choice. This is why incels are hated by everyone.