Time Traveler from the year 2121 here. I decided to travel 100 years into the past to lay out some things that inevitably happen in the future whether if you want it to or not. Some of you may approve, some of you may not. Take this info how you will.
>The American Industrial industry briefly collapses in the 2030s sending America into another depression that lasts for about 5 years. >Kamala Harris will run and become president in 2024 >World War III between China, North Korea, Russia, and Western countries lasts for 10 years from 2045 - 2055. North Korea and China eventually surrender and its people see freedom. North Korea unites with South Korea. After the war, American economy sees one of the biggest booms in its history and maintains and grows its superpower status >From the 2060s - present (My time) Corporate Capitalism is rampant (Sorry communists and socialists) and the key economic structure >Both the Democratic and Republican Parties get dissolved and the Libertarian Party becomes the new standard of American politics >Electric currency and electric vehicles become the standard >Pollution however increases and cities become dirtier and even more violent in certain areas >Many trees like pines will be extinct and die in favor of establishing skyscrapers and also due to the change of the climate >Food becomes more artificial than ever >It's more colder, bleak, rainy, and foggy than ever and no sunshine >Prostitution is legalized and taxed, occupation is popular among many women and many LGBT people such as femboys and traps >Musical genres Electronica and Trip-hop make comebacks >Holographic images reach their peak in the early 22nd Century >Artificial people or robots are lifelike
In Norway tomorrow, teenage boys will jerk off while dreaming of being something other than the weak soi that they are destined to be forever.
Kevin Anderson
>trip-hop makes a comeback Now I know you're full of shit.
Noah Williams
Stonks are memes and it's about to collapse
Jack Butler
oh... i thought it was the part where he was talking about time travel.
Brody Hill
They way dialects and language evolves, if you really were from the future your little monologue here would have been much more awkward. You most certainly would not use words like femboy and trap or LGBT. Language changes overtime dipshit, we would barely be able to understand people speaking our same language from just 100 years ago. Many words would be different and words we use would mean nothing to them especially words with implications. LARP harder...
Benjamin Hernandez
Mixed races are more common than ever in my time than now. There are still blacks, asians, hispanics, and whites, but interbreeding races are growing everyday. They are in my time. Astronauts go to Mars in the 2080s
Cameron Collins
Strangely non-coherent rambling does not convinse me. Name one news worthy specific event that will happen.
Ayden Bell
>trap or LGBT. Language changes overtime dipshit I guess you've never heard of the phrase 'If's not broke, don't fix it'? I suppose you think we don't use umbrellas in the future anymore when it rains.
Andrew Harris
>im from 2121 >speaks and uses lingo specific to an internet board from 2021. mmk.
Samuel Evans
You are a fucking idiot if you can't see american industry is already completely collapsed.
Fake and ultra gay
Grayson Thompson
How do you time travel or gib us a clue
Colton Richardson
Thanks for proving my point.
Jaxson Hill
doesn't even mention the singularity. Man larps used to be so much better thought out.
Get in your time thingy machine and get the fuck out.
Henry Parker
If you think everything changes then you're a moron. It doesn't matter if you take my word for it or not, time will speak for itself.
Aaron Turner
this. At least I'm not the only one who thought this. Larps used to be better
Jacob Price
>How to get butt raped and murdered by a schizophrenic stranger.
Aaron Evans
That's not how it works. Old english wasn't broken but we fixed it anyway. You don't get to choose if language evolves, it most certainly does and if you were from the future you wouldn't be able to understand shit we are saying.
Jaxson Hughes
>Larp Not a "Larp" but whatever makes you feel comfortable. Time is on my side. I came to this board once when I traveled back to the year 2019 and said Joe Biden would run and win the presidency in 2020, and everyone said I was a "Faggot" who was wrong, but as time showed I was right. I'll keep being right.
Angel Morales
Almost accurate if it wasn't for the O-bay of pigs technology.
We wouldn't be incomprehensible, but he would probably not have specific knowledge of lingo from 2021.
Isaiah Long
Has anyone ever sorted out the "if you go back in time and kill your parents" problem with time travel? If Einstein was right, and all time exists all the time forward and backward, then there must also be infinite numbers of universes where infinite numbers of things happen, which means that everything we perceive is just an illusion that we are forming at that very instant in time. That would explain things like premonition, etc, and would also explain why repeating patterns seem to point to multi-dimensions.
Jackson Cruz
If you think shit like this doesn't change you are the one who is mistaken. The past 2 generations have changed language so much already that people even just 50 years ago would have no fucking clue what we were saying. Fuck off with fake ass poorly thought out larp. Yeet the fuck away sir!
Thomas Walker
Im actually from 2121. This ah basta here is telling you wrong way around! A culi sucks ro' way na.
I traveled back in time and dragged a drunk woman into an alley and had sex with her and she gave birth to Moot 9 months later, therefore I am become Dab Forums the destroyer of worlds.
Adam Nelson
Yeah it'd be like speaking sign language to a chimp. You could understand some of it but some of it is made up or meaningless.
David Johnson
cool. Make a prediction of an event that will happen within a day or two. By 2121 you would have loads of info on this exact day. Now make a prediction.
Aiden Harris
>people even just 50 years ago would have no fucking clue what we were saying. You sound like some o'dem broads I was be-bopping wit down at the speakeasy. Take a hike, kiddo.
Benjamin Green
>You don't get to choose if language evolves >but we fixed it anyway "Fixing it" and deciding it needed to be changed among the majority sounds like it's a choice.
Lucas Sullivan
>this kind of LARP belongs on /x/
move along faggot
Xavier Cruz
>i just got done watching cloud atlas.
Jaxson Walker
Pics or gtfo
Jeremiah Howard
Wow, jesus god! My point is proven exactly. We barely understand eachother now as it is, there's no way a time traveler would understand us.
Ryan Cruz
Sure does sound that way but it's not.
Ethan Diaz
Wa cloud atlas mean?
Robert Baker
Sometimes on the subway, I overhear negroes talking to each other and I close my eyes and pretend I'm on some alien planet trying to decipher what they are saying in their primitive language. I smile at the negroes as I walk off the subway - they have no idea that I have been observing them as one would observe a multi-jointed insect.
James Lee
it's a movie, dumbass.
Jayden Rogers
tl;dr
fuck off sandnigger
Hunter Taylor
It's a Tom Hanks movie like Toy Story.
Jason Williams
>dumbass Alexandre Dumas. Wrote the Three Musketeers
Cameron Ramirez
Movie? Like Pirigramos from Tewee?
Connor Lopez
there would still be movies in the future dickweed.
Noah Kelly
really high brow comeback, there.
Jason Jackson
Also the chances of putting people on Mars long before 2080 is almost 100%.
Cooper Diaz
So like tewee?
Jonathan Phillips
Op is a nigger faggot, all of these we already made into countless movies, you're just retelling things you've already seen in shitty hollywood movies.
>all of these we already made into countless movies >Kamala Harris will run and become president in 2024
In which movie that's been released as of now did this happen?
Owen Anderson
I've seen the question asked to other travelers and it intrigues me in what year and what is the nationality of the guy who will supposedely invent a method to protect earth from impactor asteroids?
Thomas Bailey
>Language changes overtime dipshit, we would barely be able to understand people speaking our same language from just 100 years ago. You're a special kind of stupid.
Luke Morgan
last time u came u didnt say shit about shit that was gonna happen in 2020
You're even more of a nigger than op, I was talking about his statements generally
James Young
Fake and gay, no one would deliberately time travel back to 2021.
Sage.
Hunter Johnson
why come to this year. Why come to this board. Why tell this to a bunch of nobody's.
Ryder Brooks
This sounds like cope, and when you say that ALL of the things he was saying have been made into 'movies' when they evidently haven't makes you look like a retard.
Here is an easy way to throw off op. There is a mathematical law that has been accurate for 50 plus years that can predict the answer to the following question with compelling accuracy. What is the processing power of a consumer machine that cost $1000 dollars? Also what is the average internet speed and latency?
Camden Barnes
Considering that you can easily read Chaucer (Middle English), Shakespeare (Elizabethan English,) the Declaration of Independence, Nathaniel Hawthorne, and John Steinbeck, it's pretty obvious that there would be barely any obstacle to understanding someone from 100 years in the future. Dumbass.
Kevin Smith
In 2121 what np hard problems have been solved?
Brody Roberts
>travel 100 years into the past >shitpost on Dab Forums
