Why is Hank so afraid to be happy and have fun?

You shouldn’t drive drunk, user

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its never worth it. except when me and my brother decided after a night of drinking to hit up a ghetto indoor range, that was worth it.

He has no ass

Funny because he learned differently at the end of the episode.

There is something in the country/western/southern male mindset that expressing joy is acceptable only under narrow parameters. Anything outside of that they consider shameful.

Even when I was 21, I waited as long as I could to walk/wait off my drinks so I didn't get in the car blitzed, and usually stopped somewhere to eat if I left alone.
I think it's more of a 'if you're not serious, you're not taking things seriously' mindset that's pervasive in households that are either very restrictive or have high expectations for their children. Idea being that if you blink to enjoy something, you'll miss out on an opportunity or screw up.

You mean oriental cultures.

Asians love country music, their cultures have some parallels.

>Asians mastered time travel and have been emulating Southern culture for hundreds of years