You wake up in the late Middle Ages of Europe

You wake up in the late Middle Ages of Europe.

Wat do?

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haha women watch men die haha

fuck hairy peasant pussy and drink mead at the pub with the lads

Be a polymath.
Become an adviser to the court.
Lead the HRE towards strong centralisation kickstart an early but Catholic enlightenement. Build strong anti Muslim and anti Mongol alliances.
Marry a Sicilian woman.

live a pure nice nomadic life
the way humans are meant to live

kill moors
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Both based ngl

Same, meet me up at 10 so we can do it together.

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I use my future knowledge to make sure Islam and arabs get eradicated

And I erect monuments as messages to Americans of the future urging them to pick the cotton themselves

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die from the plague

Most realistic one

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Try and help Roland not get killed

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well considering my modern clothing and language I would probably be suspected of sorcery trialed and duly executed

People weren't as stupid as most thought back then, if you manage to show your use to some important person you'll be safe
The real dealbreaker is understanding whatever fucking language they speak where you end up

Become a monk and continue shitposting

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I have all my teeth, I shave my beard and I have no calluses on my hands, so they would think that I'm a whore.

Implying any of our modern tongues would roll in the middle ages. We would struggle. Things were even LESS uniform in terms of languages. Depending on where you are, you could not understand shit.

>And I erect monuments as messages to Americans of the future urging them to pick the cotton themselves
Why don't you just tell them not to use Africans straight up or not to colonize the Americas

This is what Evropa was about back then

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What language is this?

Monks were one of us all along