Most realistic one
You wake up in the late Middle Ages of Europe
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Try and help Roland not get killed
well considering my modern clothing and language I would probably be suspected of sorcery trialed and duly executed
People weren't as stupid as most thought back then, if you manage to show your use to some important person you'll be safe
The real dealbreaker is understanding whatever fucking language they speak where you end up
Become a monk and continue shitposting
I have all my teeth, I shave my beard and I have no calluses on my hands, so they would think that I'm a whore.
Implying any of our modern tongues would roll in the middle ages. We would struggle. Things were even LESS uniform in terms of languages. Depending on where you are, you could not understand shit.
>And I erect monuments as messages to Americans of the future urging them to pick the cotton themselves
Why don't you just tell them not to use Africans straight up or not to colonize the Americas
What language is this?