I don't want to accept another job and be the worst employee at the company again

Then why are there so many people claiming they sent out 200 resumes and didn't get any call backs? are they just lying?

I come across more confident and skilled than I actually am, which gets me into trouble.

digitally submitting a generic resume is the least likely way to yield results

Let's see,

>30 years old
>College dropout
>Obsessive personality inhibits focus on goals
>Repeated terminations
>Thinks crypto will save him

So you're a college dropout with a penchant for studying flights of fancy? No kid, let me tell you something that I have as a 29 year old making 140K per year and has NEVER been fired, you're an unemployable loser. and as suggested, I suspect your ability to remain at a job is because of something you are unwilling, or more likely unable to tell us, because you are not aware that you likely a huge asshole. So, before you quip back with some asshole remark in a vain attempt to defend yourself, think hard, because alternatively, you can elect to list exactly the reasons you were terminated and I will either translate them or offer you legitimate self improvement.

> I might be able to just self-teach myself all of my concepts if I just gave myself a couple months of dedicated study. But I wouldn't emerge with a credential of any kind unless I were to make demo applications on a portfolio website (which I might be able to do). I could additionally try to grab certificates from Coursera.

And they'd be fucking worthless. A college degree shows that you are capable of critical thinking and balanced learning, task prioritization, and most importantly, that can you can remained disciplined to follow through with something to the end. You sitting and reading books doesn't show that, even if you somehow prove yourself to smarter than the college kid in an interview.

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>A college degree shows that you are capable of blablah
it used to. now it just proves that you have a college loan and enough discipline to occasionally show up for classes. which minimum apparently OP cant even meet.

The user is right.

This seems about right. Just a straight "No" here

OP, you're a fuckin faggot.

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So if you’re saying I’m an unemployable loser, and I’m sharing the above information, what’s your suggestion for me outside of saying there’s no hope for me?

I suppose it shows you can take on debt, but while you jest, almost all of my employees who completed college are more disciplined and can generally multitask and handle projects and situations better than people who don't, which is why they don't last as long. Ask literally any HR person who hires for a nice white collar company.

Stop being like that, idiot. That's one of the worst things you can do as an employee. If that's why you're getting fired, that also means your boss asked you to do something you didn't know how to do and you lied, presumably to save face. Well, guess what, your manager goes to a meeting and relays his delegation efforts on a project to leadership and they hold him accountable. So when you go home, panic, study some concepts and then come back and fuck it up, guess what? you made yourself look bad, you made your manager embarrassed and made him look stupid in front of leadership, and now he has to prove he's a good manager. So your managers have probably started finding little bullshit items to write you up for until they were rid of you. Just admit when you need help. It's more honorable and saves people trouble.

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As far as exact reasons for being terminated, it’s always in-terms of not meeting expectations. Not submitting work quickly enough. I had some issues with people skills that I improved (which were an issue at a previous job) but it’s not a bad idea to assume they could always be better.