>Can wrap fore-finger and thumb around wrist, can't wrap it around dick >Thought this made me a total stud and was a huge ego boost >Get a gf and she needs 40-50 min of foreplay before she can take me >Gets so sore afterwards we can't have sex for 4-5 days >Most of the time when we fuck it's me eating her out and finger fucking her for close to an hour then getting a lazy handjob (too big for bj's)
I get that this comes across like the biggest humble brag, but it's legitimately fucking awful. I'm not even exceptionally long (7 in) just thick like a fucking beer can. It looks ridiculous and has been really humiliating in my sex life with this girl. I can tell she's getting fed up with it but I don't want to lose her over this shit. Suggestions for getting around this/alternative sex acts we could include to spice things up? I'm down to try anything short of cucking/polyamory.
saw you in the fit feels thread. ill ask what i asked there send a link to your cock pics i need to see them before i give advice
Daniel Kelly
the same advice for micro penis applies here. or find a woman with a big puss.
Robert Green
yeah post your cock.
why isn't she doing as much as you? does she give you lingams? or use jack off toys?
Leo Adams
lol first post and already getting harangued by fags, good job op
Hunter Richardson
What's the advice for micro-peens?
I've no clue what lingams are, but she just says that it's really awkward to do much. The best I get is both hands handy + licking the tip. Haven't tried bringing fleshlights or whatever into it, I worry that'll be degrading for her. I'm more stressing making it enjoyable for her.
I hate homos more than you will ever believe.
Dominic Ward
when the gear is guily!
Brody Ross
im not gay. im just genuinely curious what a dick that big looks like
Henry Nelson
how the fuck can u be 7x8
pics pls, mirin'
Dominic Jenkins
Lmao, poor OP.
Post cock faggot
Dominic Edwards
I hate all of you. None of you have been of any help.
Isaiah Brooks
post cock or gtfo mr braggerino
Dylan Howard
il try and give legit advice. if ur dick doesn't fit. you can ask her to fuck you with a flesh light while you make out. i mean if a pussy can take a fucking baby im surprised it cant take you. also i guess you should minimise the time you spend fucking and cum quick to reduce the soreness on her end. so get ready to bust before u get that dick wet. try our more male sex toys i guess is good.
Henry Kelly
Thats a totally gay reason. Find a tight af gf.
Gavin Nelson
>if a pussy can take a fucking baby Thats a hormonal thing during childbirth, they produce special pussy-loosening hormones. And even then that screaming isn't all theatrics.
Ethan Flores
Simple, pull back the skin, take and apple peeler, and slice girth off your head and shaft until it fits in her hole.
Alexander Watson
>asking OP to post cock on a sfw board Not very aware, are you?
Sebastian Richardson
This From the vagina that bit my dick,I also saw a whole baby head crowning and fucked my shoulder assisting with birth to get the tiny human out, and after we got cleared for happy fun time, it still bit my dick after a whole damn baby went through. Still never got paid or got a volunteer tax credit from the hospital for being a Craigslist nurse. No idea about giant dick issues though, I'm average ish at best I think, maybe. They make those gels for tightening maybe they make some for loosening? Might be based on anal customers but could be worth searching? Never used any so I can't say if they're just a meme
Adam Sanchez
The anal stuff works by killing the sensitivity. That would just make my cock go numb so I'd take way longer thus hurting her more and take away her enjoyment from it.
>i mean if a pussy can take a fucking baby im surprised it cant take you. You've never been around a woman giving birth huh. Shit takes hours on hours to slowly expand up to that size with a shitload of chemicals being pumped through and even then it tears them in half.
Jason Morales
Typical for women you fucking turd scum. They need romance and a combo of fear and respect/brain worship and social consequences to get aroused by you. They want to be loved as much as they want to be fucked like animals. Sex in the female brain starts as soon as she wakes up, negativity of any kind towards her kills your physical attraction. Your attitude towards her and attitude about your dick need to be the same. If you live your dick and think it’s that great, but treat the woman you want to put it in badly, that says you’re an absolute shit human being who doesn’t know how to fuck. Sex isn’t just bumping genitals. Idiot.
