I hate all of you. None of you have been of any help.
Problems in the bedroom with gf
post cock or gtfo mr braggerino
il try and give legit advice. if ur dick doesn't fit. you can ask her to fuck you with a flesh light while you make out.
i mean if a pussy can take a fucking baby im surprised it cant take you.
also i guess you should minimise the time you spend fucking and cum quick to reduce the soreness on her end. so get ready to bust before u get that dick wet.
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Thats a totally gay reason.
Find a tight af gf.
>if a pussy can take a fucking baby
Thats a hormonal thing during childbirth, they produce special pussy-loosening hormones. And even then that screaming isn't all theatrics.
Simple, pull back the skin, take and apple peeler, and slice girth off your head and shaft until it fits in her hole.
>asking OP to post cock on a sfw board
Not very aware, are you?
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From the vagina that bit my dick,I also saw a whole baby head crowning and fucked my shoulder assisting with birth to get the tiny human out, and after we got cleared for happy fun time, it still bit my dick after a whole damn baby went through.
Still never got paid or got a volunteer tax credit from the hospital for being a Craigslist nurse.
No idea about giant dick issues though, I'm average ish at best I think, maybe.
They make those gels for tightening maybe they make some for loosening? Might be based on anal customers but could be worth searching? Never used any so I can't say if they're just a meme
The anal stuff works by killing the sensitivity. That would just make my cock go numb so I'd take way longer thus hurting her more and take away her enjoyment from it.
>i mean if a pussy can take a fucking baby im surprised it cant take you.
You've never been around a woman giving birth huh. Shit takes hours on hours to slowly expand up to that size with a shitload of chemicals being pumped through and even then it tears them in half.
Typical for women you fucking turd scum. They need romance and a combo of fear and respect/brain worship and social consequences to get aroused by you. They want to be loved as much as they want to be fucked like animals. Sex in the female brain starts as soon as she wakes up, negativity of any kind towards her kills your physical attraction. Your attitude towards her and attitude about your dick need to be the same. If you live your dick and think it’s that great, but treat the woman you want to put it in badly, that says you’re an absolute shit human being who doesn’t know how to fuck. Sex isn’t just bumping genitals. Idiot.